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"chibiabos" |
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14 Apr 2005 01:52:59 AM |
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Some numbers for ya |
In honor of the American premier of "Revelations" on NBC tonight, I
present the following list.
(Disclaimer: This list was collected from various sources on the
Internet during a period from 1997 through about 1999. Much of it was
contributed by members of a.a at the time. If you see any duplicates,
point them out. And, of course, if you have new entries, fire away!)
Special note to Jason Gastrich: You have my permission to steal this
list and post it on your website. Sorry, the domain name www.666.com is
already taken.
666 - The number of the beast.
665 - Neighbor of the beast.
(Actually, 665 is the Family That Lives Across The Street From The
Beast. 664 and 668 are the Neighbors Of The Beast.)
766 - Upstairs neighbor of the beast.
666A, 666B - Tenants of the beast.
1332 - The number of two beasts.
333 - Half brother of the beast.
66 - Apprentice beast.
-0.809016994 - Sine of the beast.
DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the beast.
1010011010 - Binary number of the beast.
0.666 - Number of the millibeast.
666.0000 - Number of the high precision beast.
1/666 - Common denominator of the beast.
666[-/(-1)] - Imaginary number of the beast.
29A - Hexadecimal of the beast.
665.9238429876 - The number of the Pentium beast.
VI VI VI - Number of the Hollywood sequel beast.
UPC - The conspiracy beast.
Office 2004 (tm) - Word processor of the beast.
999 - Girlfriend of the Beast
$.66/lb - Good price for beets
1-900-666-6666 - Live, one-on-one beasts. Call now.
6x6x6 - lumber of the beast
666-flush - plumber of the beast
10-10-666 - long distance access code of the beast
Shixshixshix - The drunk beast.
669 - The beast with two backs
$665.99 - the markdown of the beast. (also the Wal-Mart price of the
beast.)
$646.66 - Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
$745.21 -- Price of the beast with all the extras and options.
$69 - Price of the no-frills beast.
666 Pennsylvania Avenue - the address of the lobbying group for the
Beast!
666 litres, the volume of the Beast!
666 pounds the weight of the Beast!
666 feet, the height of the Beast!
666 inches, the length of the Beast's .... no, we won't go there.
thix thix thix - the Beast before he had that lisp fixed.
666 hours - the next police/criminal movie co-staring Eddie Murphy
Friday the 13th, part 666 - no, that's too likely to happen!
696 - an undecisive Beast
6.......6.......... - the procrastinator Beast.
6666666666666666666666.... - stuttering Beast.
6~6~6~6~6~6~6~6~6~6~6~6~6 - Beastly Christmas decorations
Floor 666 ... Grilling Accessories, Warm Weather Gear,
Marshmallows,....
660 - Approximate number of the Beast
6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666 - Area code of the Beast
0666 - English area code of the Beast
00666 - Zip code of the Beast
$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
$665.99 9/10 - Price of a gallon of Beast in California.
$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
666 - Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 - Way of the Beast
666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank,
$666 minimum deposit.
666% - Interest rate charged by Tony the Beast, local loan shark.
666iv - Local statute number regarding Beast parking.
"If 666 Was 999" - recently discovered Jimi Hendrixixix outtake.
DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 - CPU of the Beast
(sic) (sic) (sic) - three Beastly errors in spelling or grammar in the
original.
666i - BMW of the Beast
-666 - number of the antiBeast.
443556 - number of the square Beast.
{6, 6, 6} - vector of the Beast.
1232 - octal number of the Beast.
4184.601415 - circumfrence of the Beast.
1393472.271 - area of the Beast.
1237403377 - volume of the Beast.
696 - the number of a really happy beast.
59,857,094,903,872,054,824 - the energy equivalence of the Beast.
222 - The Beast as a child
You could earn $666,666! - Spam from the Beast
666 - The Beast before an IRS audit
000 - The Beast after an IRS audit
696 - The Beast with a sexual identity problem
666999 - The Beast looking in a mirror
1.11 - The Beast on a cold day
8.88 - The Beast while watching porno
1111111111111666 - The Beast at the head of his army
666000 - The Beast standing next to George Bush
666b - Revision of the beast.
http://www.666.org - Web Page of the nonprofit Beast
http://www.666.com - Web Page of the corporate Beast
555 - The beast after a diet
66.6 F - temperature of the Beast's lair (this is also the temperature
at which the Beast comes out to wreak havoc)
-chib
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Member of S.M.A.S.H.
Sarcastic Middle-aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: Some numbers for ya |
15 Apr 2005 06:17:36 AM |
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"chibiabos" <chib@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:130420051852592850%chib@nospam.com...
In honor of the American premier of "Revelations" on NBC tonight, I
present the following list.
(Disclaimer: This list was collected from various sources on the
Internet during a period from 1997 through about 1999. Much of it was
contributed by members of a.a at the time. If you see any duplicates,
point them out. And, of course, if you have new entries, fire away!)
Special note to Jason Gastrich: You have my permission to steal this
list and post it on your website. Sorry, the domain name www.666.com is
already taken.
*lol* much appreciated!
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| User: "Steve" |
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| Title: Re: Some numbers for ya |
14 Apr 2005 05:41:43 AM |
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666mb - the min memory requirement to run the beast
666mhz - the bus speed of the beast
No 666 - the bus the beast takes to get downtown
999 - brewers droop of the beast
--
Steve
"Once my friend told me that he had found Jesus. I thought to myself,
"WooHoo, we're rich!" It turns out he meant something different "
Jack Handy
"chibiabos" <chib@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:130420051852592850%chib@nospam.com...
In honor of the American premier of "Revelations" on NBC tonight, I
present the following list.
(Disclaimer: This list was collected from various sources on the
Internet during a period from 1997 through about 1999. Much of it was
contributed by members of a.a at the time. If you see any duplicates,
point them out. And, of course, if you have new entries, fire away!)
Special note to Jason Gastrich: You have my permission to steal this
list and post it on your website. Sorry, the domain name www.666.com is
already taken.
666 - The number of the beast.
665 - Neighbor of the beast.
(Actually, 665 is the Family That Lives Across The Street From The
Beast. 664 and 668 are the Neighbors Of The Beast.)
766 - Upstairs neighbor of the beast.
666A, 666B - Tenants of the beast.
1332 - The number of two beasts.
333 - Half brother of the beast.
66 - Apprentice beast.
-0.809016994 - Sine of the beast.
DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the beast.
1010011010 - Binary number of the beast.
0.666 - Number of the millibeast.
666.0000 - Number of the high precision beast.
1/666 - Common denominator of the beast.
666[-/(-1)] - Imaginary number of the beast.
29A - Hexadecimal of the beast.
665.9238429876 - The number of the Pentium beast.
VI VI VI - Number of the Hollywood sequel beast.
UPC - The conspiracy beast.
Office 2004 (tm) - Word processor of the beast.
999 - Girlfriend of the Beast
$.66/lb - Good price for beets
1-900-666-6666 - Live, one-on-one beasts. Call now.
6x6x6 - lumber of the beast
666-flush - plumber of the beast
10-10-666 - long distance access code of the beast
Shixshixshix - The drunk beast.
669 - The beast with two backs
$665.99 - the markdown of the beast. (also the Wal-Mart price of the
beast.)
$646.66 - Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
$745.21 -- Price of the beast with all the extras and options.
$69 - Price of the no-frills beast.
666 Pennsylvania Avenue - the address of the lobbying group for the
Beast!
666 litres, the volume of the Beast!
666 pounds the weight of the Beast!
666 feet, the height of the Beast!
666 inches, the length of the Beast's .... no, we won't go there.
thix thix thix - the Beast before he had that lisp fixed.
666 hours - the next police/criminal movie co-staring Eddie Murphy
Friday the 13th, part 666 - no, that's too likely to happen!
696 - an undecisive Beast
6.......6.......... - the procrastinator Beast.
6666666666666666666666.... - stuttering Beast.
6~6~6~6~6~6~6~6~6~6~6~6~6 - Beastly Christmas decorations
Floor 666 ... Grilling Accessories, Warm Weather Gear,
Marshmallows,....
660 - Approximate number of the Beast
6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666 - Area code of the Beast
0666 - English area code of the Beast
00666 - Zip code of the Beast
$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
$665.99 9/10 - Price of a gallon of Beast in California.
$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
666 - Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 - Way of the Beast
666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank,
$666 minimum deposit.
666% - Interest rate charged by Tony the Beast, local loan shark.
666iv - Local statute number regarding Beast parking.
"If 666 Was 999" - recently discovered Jimi Hendrixixix outtake.
DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 - CPU of the Beast
(sic) (sic) (sic) - three Beastly errors in spelling or grammar in the
original.
666i - BMW of the Beast
-666 - number of the antiBeast.
443556 - number of the square Beast.
{6, 6, 6} - vector of the Beast.
1232 - octal number of the Beast.
4184.601415 - circumfrence of the Beast.
1393472.271 - area of the Beast.
1237403377 - volume of the Beast.
696 - the number of a really happy beast.
59,857,094,903,872,054,824 - the energy equivalence of the Beast.
222 - The Beast as a child
You could earn $666,666! - Spam from the Beast
666 - The Beast before an IRS audit
000 - The Beast after an IRS audit
696 - The Beast with a sexual identity problem
666999 - The Beast looking in a mirror
1.11 - The Beast on a cold day
8.88 - The Beast while watching porno
1111111111111666 - The Beast at the head of his army
666000 - The Beast standing next to George Bush
666b - Revision of the beast.
http://www.666.org - Web Page of the nonprofit Beast
http://www.666.com - Web Page of the corporate Beast
555 - The beast after a diet
66.6 F - temperature of the Beast's lair (this is also the temperature
at which the Beast comes out to wreak havoc)
-chib
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| User: "Walter Bushell" |
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22 Apr 2005 02:26:32 AM |
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In article <425e0085$1_5@127.0.0.1>, "Steve" <kmbs57@hotmail.com>
wrote:
<snip>
666mhz - the bus speed of the beast
<snip>
Hey that's the speed of my Dell. Oh, hell!
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Guns don't kill people; automobiles kill people.
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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14 Apr 2005 04:03:52 PM |
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On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 00:41:43 -0500, Steve wrote
(in article <425e0085$1_5@127.0.0.1>):
00666 - Zip code of the Beast
Sorry to tell you, but this one is incorrect, the actual Zip Code of the
Beast is 666XX, Topeka, Kansas. (All the Zip Codes of Topeka, Kansas start
with 666, there are at least several dozen of them from 66601 through (I
think) 66623)
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
A baseball bat, with the words "Clue Stick" impressed into the wood. Anyone
smacked upside the head with it will have a useful personal epiphany, and a
blinding headache. A sheet of paper accompanying the bat indicates that other
models are also available, such as the "Ugly Stick." - Warehouse 23
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| User: "Frank J Warner" |
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14 Apr 2005 10:40:20 PM |
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In article <0001HW.BE83FE980033EFC0F02845B0@news.central.cox.net>,
Harry F. Leopold <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 00:41:43 -0500, Steve wrote
(in article <425e0085$1_5@127.0.0.1>):
00666 - Zip code of the Beast
Sorry to tell you, but this one is incorrect, the actual Zip Code of the
Beast is 666XX, Topeka, Kansas. (All the Zip Codes of Topeka, Kansas start
with 666, there are at least several dozen of them from 66601 through (I
think) 66623)
Isn't that Fred Phelps' territory?
-Frank
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fwarner1-at-franksknives-dot-com
Here's some of my work:
http://www.franksknives.com/
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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15 Apr 2005 01:56:37 PM |
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On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 17:40:20 -0500, Frank J Warner wrote
(in article <140420051540206771%warnerf@veriSPAMMERSDIEzon.net>):
In article <0001HW.BE83FE980033EFC0F02845B0@news.central.cox.net>,
Harry F. Leopold <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 00:41:43 -0500, Steve wrote
(in article <425e0085$1_5@127.0.0.1>):
00666 - Zip code of the Beast
Sorry to tell you, but this one is incorrect, the actual Zip Code of the
Beast is 666XX, Topeka, Kansas. (All the Zip Codes of Topeka, Kansas start
with 666, there are at least several dozen of them from 66601 through (I
think) 66623)
Isn't that Fred Phelps' territory?
-Frank
It is where he hangs his hat, and has his cult-home.
It also happens to be where I live these days, that is, Topeka, not Fred's
digs.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
"(St. Paul)... preached holy acrimony, which is another
name for marriage."-12/31/95 issue of National Review
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| User: "Sean C" |
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14 Apr 2005 05:55:47 PM |
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In article <130420051852592850%chib@nospam.com>, chibiabos
<chib@nospam.com> wrote:
SxSxSx Cutesy AOL tagline of the Beast
666o- The Beast with an erection
666o-XXX The Beast playing "Altar Boy" with Jesus
696 Dyslexic Beast
$666.02 The opinion of the Beast
222 444 Suicide by train of the Beast
--666--> The Beast at the Little Big Horn
a66 What assuming makes out of the Beast and me
6A6 Commando unit of the Beast
*** The Beast on acid
665.666 Precise number of the beast
666... Thoughtful Beast
(.)666 Breastfeeding the Beast
966996966696966969 The Beast at an orgy
--Sean C
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| User: "chibiabos" |
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14 Apr 2005 10:41:44 PM |
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In article <140420051355476212%redhawk@burnspammersalive.com>, Sean C
<redhawk@burnspammersalive.com> wrote:
In article <130420051852592850%chib@nospam.com>, chibiabos
<chib@nospam.com> wrote:
SxSxSx Cutesy AOL tagline of the Beast
666o- The Beast with an erection
666o-XXX The Beast playing "Altar Boy" with Jesus
696 Dyslexic Beast
$666.02 The opinion of the Beast
222 444 Suicide by train of the Beast
--666--> The Beast at the Little Big Horn
a66 What assuming makes out of the Beast and me
6A6 Commando unit of the Beast
*** The Beast on acid
665.666 Precise number of the beast
666... Thoughtful Beast
(.)666 Breastfeeding the Beast
966996966696966969 The Beast at an orgy
Excellent! Thanks!
-chib
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Member of SMASH
Sarcastic Middle-aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
(email: change out to in)
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| User: "" |
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14 Apr 2005 05:37:30 AM |
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On Wed, 13 Apr 2005 18:52:59 -0700, chibiabos <chib@nospam.com> wrote:
In honor of the American premier of "Revelations" on NBC tonight, I
present the following list.
(Disclaimer: This list was collected from various sources on the
Internet during a period from 1997 through about 1999. Much of it was
contributed by members of a.a at the time. If you see any duplicates,
point them out. And, of course, if you have new entries, fire away!)
ROTFLMAO!
atheist@home#1554
<snip>
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| User: "" |
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14 Apr 2005 06:46:01 AM |
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chibiabos wrote:
In honor of the American premier of "Revelations" on NBC tonight, I
present the following list.
Revelations: they revel in the thought of non-xians suffering.
(Disclaimer: This list was collected from various sources on the
Internet during a period from 1997 through about 1999. Much of it was
contributed by members of a.a at the time. If you see any duplicates,
point them out. And, of course, if you have new entries, fire away!)
Special note to Jason Gastrich: You have my permission to steal this
list and post it on your website. Sorry, the domain name www.666.com
is
already taken.
He would, wouldn't he?
2x3 2x3 2x3 - the lumber of the beast
666ml - the tumbler of the beast
888 - the number of the feast
-666C - the number of the beast (get it - number, colder?)
Bob Dog
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Divine retribution is an idol threat.
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