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"towelie" |
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09 Feb 2005 03:25:03 AM |
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Some real kooks |
http://www.av1611.org/index.html
These guys take the cake. Check out the whining about secular music.
Also, they should invest in a spell checker.
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Shake says that books are from the devil, and that TV is twice as fast -
Meatwad
Get off your fuckin' cross. We need the fuckin' space to nail the next fool
martyr - Tool, "Eulogy"
aa #2133
ap #19
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Some real kooks |
09 Feb 2005 05:22:20 PM |
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<lower lip quivers>
There is no Santa?
Kermit
The Church Lady was right!
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| User: "Tukla Ratte" |
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| Title: Re: Some real kooks |
11 Feb 2005 04:34:44 PM |
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wrote:
<lower lip quivers>
There is no Santa?
Of course there's a Santa! Heck, NORAD even tracks him every Christmas
Eve! (Presumably with fighter jets ready to scramble in case terrorists
hijacked the sleigh.)
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Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
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| User: "Secular fundamentalist" |
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| Title: Re: Some real kooks |
12 Feb 2005 04:29:08 AM |
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Tukla Ratte wrote:
unrestrained_hand@hotmail.com wrote:
<lower lip quivers>
There is no Santa?
Of course there's a Santa! Heck, NORAD even tracks him every Christmas
Eve! (Presumably with fighter jets ready to scramble in case terrorists
hijacked the sleigh.)
Without comment, go here:
http://home.uchicago.edu/~rascalzo/arch/palace/library/humor-tech/santa-physics.html
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David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
Natural selection is a theory.
Evolution is a fact.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Some real kooks |
13 Feb 2005 02:13:22 PM |
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On Sat, 12 Feb 2005 10:29:08 +0000, Secular fundamentalist
<moc.turtle@eltrut.com> wrote:
Tukla Ratte wrote:
unrestrained_hand@hotmail.com wrote:
<lower lip quivers>
There is no Santa?
Of course there's a Santa! Heck, NORAD even tracks him every Christmas
Eve! (Presumably with fighter jets ready to scramble in case terrorists
hijacked the sleigh.)
Without comment, go here:
http://home.uchicago.edu/~rascalzo/arch/palace/library/humor-tech/santa-physics.html
Ah, but the faith of children (and christians qualify) surrmounts mere
reality.
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Some real kooks |
09 Feb 2005 04:58:54 AM |
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"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:36u48bF55aj5aU1@individual.net...
http://www.av1611.org/index.html
These guys take the cake. Check out the whining about secular music.
Also, they should invest in a spell checker.
<chuckle> I like that "Santa Claus, The Great Imposter". Hoo boy :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Some real kooks |
09 Feb 2005 08:57:56 AM |
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On Wed, 09 Feb 2005 03:25:03 +0000, towelie wrote:
http://www.av1611.org/index.html
These guys take the cake. Check out the whining about secular music.
Also, they should invest in a spell checker.
This is either a brilliant satire, on a par with Landover Baptist, or
evidence that the Internet can give voice to even the most hopeless
psychotics. Either way, my heart is warmed.
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MarkA
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| User: "CQMMAN" |
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| Title: Re: Some real kooks |
09 Feb 2005 08:54:51 AM |
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towelie <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote:
http://www.av1611.org/index.html
These guys take the cake. Check out the whining about secular music.
Also, they should invest in a spell checker.
I like that, when talking about Santa, he says that children should be
converted because:
"As we get older; the sensual, youthful lusts and logical, carnal mind begin
to dominate our lives."
In other words, adults think about it too much!
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Saddam has continued to produce them, that he has existing and active
military plans for the use of chemical and biological weapons, which
could be activated within 45 minutes
- Tony Blair on Saddam 24/9/02
"For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the
great and enduring alliances of modern times."
George W Bush -Tokyo, Japan, Feb. 18, 2002
suicide bombing is not a belief
-CrazyAlec (internet spook)
"I hear there's rumors on the Internets"
- George W Bush -Oct. 9, 2004
Even today I am willing to volunteer to do the dirty work for Israel, to
kill as many Arabs as necessary, to deport them, to expel and burn
them, to have everyone hate us, to pull the rug from underneath the
feet of the Diaspora Jews, so that they will be forced to run to us
crying. Even if it means blowing up one or two synagogues here and
there, I don't care. -- Ariel Sharon, interviewed by Amos Oz (published
in the Israeli daily Davar, DEC 17, 1982
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Some real kooks |
09 Feb 2005 09:05:46 AM |
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"CQMMAN" <cqmman@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:36umhqF544c38U1@individual.net...
towelie <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote:
http://www.av1611.org/index.html
These guys take the cake. Check out the whining about secular music.
Also, they should invest in a spell checker.
I like that, when talking about Santa, he says that children should be
converted because:
"As we get older; the sensual, youthful lusts and logical, carnal mind
begin
to dominate our lives."
In other words, adults think about it too much!
I always thought that job went to teenage boys :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Tukla Ratte" |
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| Title: Re: Some real kooks |
09 Feb 2005 05:03:14 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"CQMMAN" <cqmman@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:36umhqF544c38U1@individual.net...
< snip >
"As we get older; the sensual, youthful lusts and logical, carnal mind
begin
to dominate our lives."
In other words, adults think about it too much!
I always thought that job went to teenage boys :)
That's just when the training begins. >;-)
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Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Some real kooks |
09 Feb 2005 05:13:35 PM |
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"Tukla Ratte" <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote in message
news:36vj5jF57q4loU1@individual.net...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"CQMMAN" <cqmman@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:36umhqF544c38U1@individual.net...
< snip >
"As we get older; the sensual, youthful lusts and logical, carnal mind
begin
to dominate our lives."
In other words, adults think about it too much!
I always thought that job went to teenage boys :)
That's just when the training begins. >;-)
Ah hah. Excellent point! :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "CQMMAN" |
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| Title: Re: Some real kooks |
09 Feb 2005 09:02:48 AM |
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CQMMAN <cqmman@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
towelie <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote:
http://www.av1611.org/index.html
These guys take the cake. Check out the whining about secular music.
Also, they should invest in a spell checker.
I like that, when talking about Santa, he says that children should be
converted because:
"As we get older; the sensual, youthful lusts and logical, carnal
mind begin to dominate our lives."
In other words, adults think about it too much!
Even funnier, it lists the following reasons why the credibility of St Nick
is questioned:
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Nicholas' existence is not attested by any historical document
The accounts of his life are confused and historically unconfirmed.
but very little historical evidence is availabl
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http://www.av1611.org/othpubls/santa.html
Yet s/h/it believes in Jesus!! Unbelieveble... What a muppet.
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Saddam has continued to produce them, that he has existing and active
military plans for the use of chemical and biological weapons, which
could be activated within 45 minutes
- Tony Blair on Saddam 24/9/02
"For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the
great and enduring alliances of modern times."
George W Bush -Tokyo, Japan, Feb. 18, 2002
suicide bombing is not a belief
-CrazyAlec (internet spook)
"I hear there's rumors on the Internets"
- George W Bush -Oct. 9, 2004
Even today I am willing to volunteer to do the dirty work for Israel, to
kill as many Arabs as necessary, to deport them, to expel and burn
them, to have everyone hate us, to pull the rug from underneath the
feet of the Diaspora Jews, so that they will be forced to run to us
crying. Even if it means blowing up one or two synagogues here and
there, I don't care. -- Ariel Sharon, interviewed by Amos Oz (published
in the Israeli daily Davar, DEC 17, 1982
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| User: "sanguinevikings" |
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| Title: Re: Some real kooks |
09 Feb 2005 07:34:14 AM |
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towelie wrote:
http://www.av1611.org/index.html
Structured delusional psychosis.
Still entertaining, though.
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| User: "Secular fundamentalist" |
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| Title: Re: Some real kooks |
09 Feb 2005 04:31:27 AM |
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towelie wrote:
http://www.av1611.org/index.html
These guys take the cake. Check out the whining about secular music.
Also, they should invest in a spell checker.
Which reminds me, did you ever hear about the debauched dyslexic who
sold his sould to Santa?
--
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
Like drugs, religion is false consciousness.
Unlike drugs, the users don't know that.
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Some real kooks |
09 Feb 2005 08:56:37 AM |
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On Wed, 09 Feb 2005 10:31:27 +0000, Secular fundamentalist wrote:
towelie wrote:
http://www.av1611.org/index.html
These guys take the cake. Check out the whining about secular music.
Also, they should invest in a spell checker.
Which reminds me, did you ever hear about the debauched dyslexic who sold
his sould to Santa?
I know a guy who tried to sell his soul to the devil. Due to a clerical
error, though, it wound up going to some guy named "Stan" instead.
--
MarkA
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