| Topic: |
Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"Broderick Neilsen" |
| Date: |
03 Sep 2005 06:12:52 PM |
| Object: |
Someday... |
Someday you will stand before GOD. How will He judge you?
Life is short
Death is certain
Sin the cause
Christ the solution
- Baptist Saviours of Tennesse
.
|
|
| User: "Chris Johnson" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
11 Sep 2005 01:56:14 PM |
|
|
Doug Jacobs wrote:
In alt.games.video.xbox DanielSan <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote:
Well, that depends on if you use the OT or not. I, myself, consider
both Old and New Testaments simply stories designed to keep the riffraff
at bay with threats of ultimate punishment for misdeeds.
It's not supposed to work that way though... If you're only "behaving"
because you're afraid of the consequences, you're really no more than a
dog that's been trained not to pee on the rug, lest you get a newspaper
across the nose.
What do you mean it's not 'supposed' to work that way? Of course it is.
Why invent hell except as a threat to bad little boys?
Humans are still animals. It's pain and the threat of pain that makes
them act against their nature. Sure they'll eventually convince
themselves that it's what they want (and indeed it will be what they
want), because they're too proud to admit that they are doing anything
less than their own will.
Frankly, even if I don't agree with the Christers that go shouting
about hell and brimstone and whatnot, I admire their honesty.
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Uncle Buck" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
03 Sep 2005 11:07:20 PM |
|
|
On Sat, 03 Sep 2005 23:57:23 GMT, DanielSan <daniel-san@myrealbox.com>
wrote:
<snip>
Personally, I take as much stock in the Bible as I do "Harry Potter."
But muggles _exist_, I tell you! I see them *everywhere*!!! :-#
--
L8r,
Uncle Buck
_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=
http://surrenderingtothefall.blogspot.com
~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o
"I absolutely detest it when people quote
themselves." - Me
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Humma Kavula" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
03 Sep 2005 08:20:45 PM |
|
|
On Sat, 03 Sep 2005 23:57:23 GMT, DanielSan let slip this dark secret:
Personally, I take as much stock in the Bible as I do "Harry Potter."
Damn that little freak!
--
Oh mighty Arkleseizure, thou gazed from high above.
And sneezed from out thy nostrils, a gift of bounteous love.
The universe around us emerged from thy nose.
Now we await with eager expectation, thy handkerchief,
To bring us back to thee.
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Jordan" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
05 Sep 2005 02:26:02 AM |
|
|
God is Omnipotent (that means "all powerful") and Omniscient (that
means "all seeing") so why does he need his ego stroked by pitiful
little mortal worshipers?
Doesn't it seem that an all powerful, all seeing entity would be above
such mortal failings as the ego stroke? I mean, I'm only human and I
don't give a rats ***** what you think about me one way or the other.
Why does God insist he be worshipped?
(Could it be because God is a creation of man and not the other way
around?)
- Jordan
.
|
|
|
| User: "Mattinglyfan" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
05 Sep 2005 06:41:40 AM |
|
|
"Jordan" <lundj@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:1125905162.066464.228020@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
God is Omnipotent (that means "all powerful") and Omniscient (that
means "all seeing") so why does he need his ego stroked by pitiful
little mortal worshipers?
Doesn't it seem that an all powerful, all seeing entity would be above
such mortal failings as the ego stroke? I mean, I'm only human and I
don't give a rats ***** what you think about me one way or the other.
Why does God insist he be worshipped?
(Could it be because God is a creation of man and not the other way
around?)
- Jordan
Well if we are speaking biblically, that was man's original intention on
Earth, to worship God. So it is not as if (biblically speaking) the "stroke
the ego" thing you refer to is an afterthought but rather the original
intent of man's creation (biblically speaking).
.
|
|
|
| User: "Douglas Berry" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
05 Sep 2005 10:22:05 AM |
|
|
On Mon, 5 Sep 2005 05:41:40 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
<nyyankees@comcast.net> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following
Well if we are speaking biblically, that was man's original intention on
Earth, to worship God. So it is not as if (biblically speaking) the "stroke
the ego" thing you refer to is an afterthought but rather the original
intent of man's creation (biblically speaking).
Then free will was a bloody stupid idea. Revelation shows that this
God thing can and does make creatures that do nothing but praise him
constantly, so why create creatures with the potential to rebel?
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
.
|
|
|
| User: "Mattinglyfan" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
05 Sep 2005 11:46:01 AM |
|
|
"Douglas Berry" <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in message
news:ijooh1l456miu2b5b1j87jv3viql7ans7m@4ax.com...
On Mon, 5 Sep 2005 05:41:40 -0600, "Mattinglyfan"
<nyyankees@comcast.net> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following
Well if we are speaking biblically, that was man's original intention on
Earth, to worship God. So it is not as if (biblically speaking) the
"stroke
the ego" thing you refer to is an afterthought but rather the original
intent of man's creation (biblically speaking).
Then free will was a bloody stupid idea. Revelation shows that this
God thing can and does make creatures that do nothing but praise him
constantly, so why create creatures with the potential to rebel?
I can only speak from real world experience when I say it is better to have
someone love you because they want to rather than because they have to. I
know the greatest feeling on Earth I have is when my kids run to me when I
walk through the door every evening even when I am not holding McDonald's or
Toys R Us. :-)
.
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "Jordan" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
05 Sep 2005 01:54:31 PM |
|
|
The point being... "If God is all powerful and all knowing why create
an inferior race for the sole purpose of being worshipped?"
The fundies make it sound like God is sitting around and goes "Hey, I'm
kind of bored, I wish I had millions of people praying to me." POOF!
There's no reason for a supreme being to seek out worshippers. At
least, supreme being secure in their superiority. It fails the smell
test.
- Jordan
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "Frankie Boy" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
04 Sep 2005 12:03:08 AM |
|
|
I think the poster of this message has to go smoke a cigar :)
Frank
"Broderick Neilsen" <baptistsaviourstenn@excite.com> wrote in message
news:1125789172.946678.205980@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Someday you will stand before GOD. How will He judge you?
Life is short
Death is certain
Sin the cause
Christ the solution
- Baptist Saviours of Tennesse
.
|
|
|
| User: "stoney" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
08 Sep 2005 07:30:13 PM |
|
|
On Sat, 3 Sep 2005 22:03:08 -0700, "Frankie Boy" <targetmedia@cox.net>
wrote:
I think the poster of this message has to go smoke a cigar :)
You, or "Broderick?" (evil grin)
He 'smokes' "White Owls"
Frank
"Broderick Neilsen" <baptistsaviourstenn@excite.com> wrote in message
news:1125789172.946678.205980@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Someday you will stand before GOD. How will He judge you?
Life is short
Death is certain
Sin the cause
Christ the solution
- Baptist Saviours of Tennesse
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Uncle Vic" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
04 Sep 2005 07:58:53 PM |
|
|
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Frankie Boy
(targetmedia@cox.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
I think the poster of this message has to go smoke a cigar :)
Nah, he's already been into the devilweed. Now it's time for something
supernatural.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
.
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "johac" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
05 Sep 2005 03:21:28 AM |
|
|
In article <1125789172.946678.205980@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
"Broderick Neilsen" <baptistsaviourstenn@excite.com> wrote:
Someday you will stand before GOD.
How can I stand before something that doesn't exist?
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
.
|
|
|
| User: "Michael Gray" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
05 Sep 2005 06:02:50 AM |
|
|
On Mon, 05 Sep 2005 01:21:28 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <1125789172.946678.205980@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
"Broderick Neilsen" <baptistsaviourstenn@excite.com> wrote:
Someday you will stand before GOD.
How can I stand before something that doesn't exist?
I will stand before a minute after the end of the universe.
There, I just did it.
Just arise from your Laze-E-Boy, and walk, my son.
That's how.
.
|
|
|
| User: "johac" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
05 Sep 2005 05:24:31 PM |
|
|
In article <0b9oh1ladkc45vobul7h0f238j71opo1ei@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Mon, 05 Sep 2005 01:21:28 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <1125789172.946678.205980@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
"Broderick Neilsen" <baptistsaviourstenn@excite.com> wrote:
Someday you will stand before GOD.
How can I stand before something that doesn't exist?
I will stand before a minute after the end of the universe.
There, I just did it.
Very good.
Just arise from your Laze-E-Boy, and walk, my son.
That's how.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "Fish! - of Arcadia." |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
05 Sep 2005 02:00:34 AM |
|
|
In article <1125789172.946678.205980@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
baptistsaviourstenn@excite.com says...
Someday you will stand before GOD. How will He judge you?
Life is short
Death is certain
Sin the cause
Christ the solution
- Baptist Saviours of Tennesse
What do you mean by STAND, like on legs? does that mean there'll be
gravity?
GOD seems to have the whole Judging things a bit backward, then again
MAYBE everyone in the recent natural disasters NEEDED to die, and at the
same time, maybe some fuckwit Jesus freak doesn't? seems a bit strange.
--
"Cocaine's a hell of a drug" - Rick James
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Douglas Berry" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
03 Sep 2005 07:44:55 PM |
|
|
On 3 Sep 2005 16:12:52 -0700, "Broderick Neilsen"
<baptistsaviourstenn@excite.com> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following
Someday you will stand before GOD. How will He judge you?
He will not. I shall judge him, and find him wanting.
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
.
|
|
|
| User: "atheist@home" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
04 Sep 2005 08:19:03 PM |
|
|
On Sun, 04 Sep 2005 00:44:55 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
On 3 Sep 2005 16:12:52 -0700, "Broderick Neilsen"
<baptistsaviourstenn@excite.com> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following
Someday you will stand before GOD. How will He judge you?
He will not. I shall judge him, and find him wanting.
Your arms are too short to box with God ;-)
atheist@home#1554
.
|
|
|
| User: "stoney" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
08 Sep 2005 07:27:20 PM |
|
|
On Mon, 05 Sep 2005 01:19:03 GMT, "atheist@home" <atheist@home.com>
wrote:
On Sun, 04 Sep 2005 00:44:55 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
On 3 Sep 2005 16:12:52 -0700, "Broderick Neilsen"
<baptistsaviourstenn@excite.com> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following
Someday you will stand before GOD. How will He judge you?
He will not. I shall judge him, and find him wanting.
Your arms are too short to box with God ;-)
'God' (spit) fucking lightweight wanker.
Wayne Delia's kicked his ***** in full-contact karate blindfolded.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
.
|
|
|
| User: "Douglas Berry" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
08 Sep 2005 08:58:26 PM |
|
|
On Mon, 05 Sep 2005 01:19:03 GMT, "atheist@home" <atheist@home.com>
wrote:
On Sun, 04 Sep 2005 00:44:55 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
He will not. I shall judge him, and find him wanting.
Your arms are too short to box with God ;-)
Son, I used to be a sniper. My "arms" hit center mass from 1,000
meters.
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
.
|
|
|
| User: "stoney" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
10 Sep 2005 11:30:00 PM |
|
|
On Fri, 09 Sep 2005 01:58:26 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
On Mon, 05 Sep 2005 01:19:03 GMT, "atheist@home" <atheist@home.com>
wrote:
On Sun, 04 Sep 2005 00:44:55 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
He will not. I shall judge him, and find him wanting.
Your arms are too short to box with God ;-)
Son, I used to be a sniper. My "arms" hit center mass from 1,000
meters.
Fly buzzes along 1,000 metres away, {phhhttttt} hesitates then
continues on.
Observer radios; "You missed him."
Sgt. Berry radios back; "No, he will never make love again."
(eyes twinkle)
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "Mike V." |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
03 Sep 2005 09:13:47 PM |
|
|
On 3 Sep 2005 16:12:52 -0700, "Broderick Neilsen"
<baptistsaviourstenn@excite.com> posted :
Someday you will stand before GOD. How will He judge you?
That I never smoked a crappy cigar.
On purpose.
Life is short
Death is certain
Sin the cause
Christ the solution
- Baptist Saviours of Tennesse
Hmm, apparently, you guys have trouble spelling down there.
Better read some other books..
.
|
|
|
| User: "Turby" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
04 Sep 2005 02:34:55 AM |
|
|
On Sat, 03 Sep 2005 19:13:47 -0700, Mike V. <michaelav@SPAMcox.net>
wrote:
On 3 Sep 2005 16:12:52 -0700, "Broderick Neilsen"
<baptistsaviourstenn@excite.com> posted :
- Baptist Saviours of Tennesse
Hmm, apparently, you guys have trouble spelling down there.
Better read some other books..
Can't . They burned 'em all.
--
Turby the Turbosurfer
.
|
|
|
| User: "The White Gentleman" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
04 Sep 2005 04:16:36 AM |
|
|
Turby wrote:
On Sat, 03 Sep 2005 19:13:47 -0700, Mike V. <michaelav@SPAMcox.net>
wrote:
On 3 Sep 2005 16:12:52 -0700, "Broderick Neilsen"
<baptistsaviourstenn@excite.com> posted :
- Baptist Saviours of Tennesse
Hmm, apparently, you guys have trouble spelling down there.
Better read some other books..
Can't . They burned 'em all.
Fucking CLASSIC.
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "Michael Gray" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
03 Sep 2005 07:25:18 PM |
|
|
On 3 Sep 2005 16:12:52 -0700, "Broderick Neilsen"
<baptistsaviourstenn@excite.com> wrote:
Someday you will stand before GOD. How will He judge you?
Life is short
Death is certain
Sin the cause
Christ the solution
- Baptist Saviours of Tennesse
What is the point in spewing this mindless blather all over
alt.atheism?
If you can reserve your febrile delusions for alt.loonies,
we'd all be better off.
Now intercourse off.
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Steve Knight" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
03 Sep 2005 09:35:39 PM |
|
|
On 3 Sep 2005 16:12:52 -0700, "Broderick Neilsen"
<baptistsaviourstenn@excite.com> wrote:
Someday you will stand before GOD. How will He judge you?
Life is short
Death is certain
Sin the cause
Christ the solution
Basically, you're telling us your god is too stupid to create man
'with' freewill and 'without' sin.
Incompetence is an understatement for your perfect being.
Of course, you haven't anything else to say on the matter. You've
spent your entire superstitious knowledge on us like a hand waving,
screeching cat herder with all the answers.
I'd rather lick my balls than pay attention to you.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
.
|
|
|
| User: "Uncle Vic" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
04 Sep 2005 08:54:12 PM |
|
|
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Steve Knight (wooly@sonic.net)
made the light shine upon us with this:
I'd rather lick my balls than pay attention to you.
I'd rather lick my balls than go grocery shopping. But I can't reach them.
So I guess I'll see you at the market, eh?
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
.
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "raven1" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
04 Sep 2005 05:31:12 AM |
|
|
On 3 Sep 2005 16:12:52 -0700, "Broderick Neilsen"
<baptistsaviourstenn@excite.com> wrote:
Someday you will stand before GOD. How will He judge you?
"How will I judge Him?" is an equally valid question.
---
"This is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause"
- Padme Amidala, Episode III
.
|
|
|
| User: "mattic" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
04 Sep 2005 05:37:41 AM |
|
|
"raven1" <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in message
news:l5jlh1ljkk1s75v21skuch516pmqc8fmo7@4ax.com...
On 3 Sep 2005 16:12:52 -0700, "Broderick Neilsen"
<baptistsaviourstenn@excite.com> wrote:
Someday you will stand before GOD. How will He judge you?
"How will I judge Him?" is an equally valid question.
This put me in mind of the "African or European swallow" scene on the bridge
in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Except this time it's God going, "Ooo, I hadn't thought of that!
Waaahhhhhhhhh!"
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Llanzlan Klazmon" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
04 Sep 2005 05:45:24 PM |
|
|
raven1 <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in
news:l5jlh1ljkk1s75v21skuch516pmqc8fmo7@4ax.com:
On 3 Sep 2005 16:12:52 -0700, "Broderick Neilsen"
<baptistsaviourstenn@excite.com> wrote:
Someday you will stand before GOD. How will He judge you?
"How will I judge Him?" is an equally valid question.
---
"HER" you heretic!
Klazmon.
"This is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause"
- Padme Amidala, Episode III
.
|
|
|
| User: "Robibnikoff" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
04 Sep 2005 10:18:40 PM |
|
|
"Llanzlan Klazmon" <Klazmon@llurdiaxorb.govt> wrote in message
news:Xns96C86D6C2F0BAKlazmonllurdiaxorbgo@203.97.37.6...
raven1 <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in
news:l5jlh1ljkk1s75v21skuch516pmqc8fmo7@4ax.com:
On 3 Sep 2005 16:12:52 -0700, "Broderick Neilsen"
<baptistsaviourstenn@excite.com> wrote:
Someday you will stand before GOD. How will He judge you?
"How will I judge Him?" is an equally valid question.
---
"HER" you heretic!
Exactly! :)
--
------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "atheist@home" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
04 Sep 2005 08:12:09 PM |
|
|
On 3 Sep 2005 16:12:52 -0700, "Broderick Neilsen"
<baptistsaviourstenn@excite.com> wrote:
Someday you will stand before GOD. How will He judge you?
Man....this sort of thing scares me half to death.
atheist@home#1554
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "stoney" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
07 Sep 2005 09:58:23 AM |
|
|
On 3 Sep 2005 16:12:52 -0700, "Broderick Neilsen"
<baptistsaviourstenn@excite.com> wrote:
Someday you will stand before GOD. How will He judge you?
Oh, *****, oh drooling inbred moron.
Someday you will stand before Santa Claus. How will He judge you?
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Humma Kavula" |
|
| Title: Re: Someday... |
03 Sep 2005 08:19:17 PM |
|
|
On 3 Sep 2005 16:12:52 -0700, Broderick Neilsen let slip this dark
secret:
Someday you will stand before GOD. How will He judge you?
Ah! I see you are a worshipper of Osiris!
--
Oh mighty Arkleseizure, thou gazed from high above.
And sneezed from out thy nostrils, a gift of bounteous love.
The universe around us emerged from thy nose.
Now we await with eager expectation, thy handkerchief,
To bring us back to thee.
.
|
|
|
|
|
Related Articles |
|
|
