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"HVAC" |
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15 Sep 2005 09:11:05 PM |
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Someone... |
"Don Freeman" <freemand@sonic.net> wrote in message
news:XGkWe.13795$p%3.59841@typhoon.sonic.net...
In <1126811927.841018.129330@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, "HVAC"
<MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote:
...Told me there were some good kooks in here (alt.atheism).
Is it true?
Are you applying for the position?
Maybe- Are you the head kook in charge?
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| User: "Don Freeman" |
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15 Sep 2005 09:51:49 PM |
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"HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1126818665.260971.199500@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
"Don Freeman" <freemand@sonic.net> wrote in message
news:XGkWe.13795$p%3.59841@typhoon.sonic.net...
In <1126811927.841018.129330@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, "HVAC"
<MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote:
...Told me there were some good kooks in here (alt.atheism).
Is it true?
Are you applying for the position?
Maybe- Are you the head kook in charge?
Nah, just the summer replacement.
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: Someone... |
15 Sep 2005 11:47:02 PM |
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What's so funny about peace, love and "HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com>
posting the following on 15 Sep 2005 14:11:05 -0700 iin alt.atheism?
"Don Freeman" <freemand@sonic.net> wrote in message
news:XGkWe.13795$p%3.59841@typhoon.sonic.net...
In <1126811927.841018.129330@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, "HVAC"
<MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote:
...Told me there were some good kooks in here (alt.atheism).
Is it true?
Are you applying for the position?
Maybe- Are you the head kook in charge?
Wait a minute! There are procedures that need to be followed here!
First, fill out EAC Form 12874-B/93j, revised 8/07, which can obtained
by sending a SASE to:
His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI PP.
00120 Via del Pellegrino
Citta del Vaticano
After getting the form, and filling it out, drop it off at any
Starbucks (don't ask.) Wait until the next half moon, then go to the
corner of 3rd and Main. It doesn't matter which city, we check all of
them. You will be contacted. Your contact will say "The penguins are
moving." You will reply "Yes, but I have a goiter." Don't be
alarmed, the stun gun and chloroform are mere security precautions.
You'll be taken from there to EAC Training Camp [CLASSIFIED} where you
will be evaluated for the position of Kook (Skill Level 1, Entry
Position).
Oh, I almost forgot! It is vital that you have "The Rime of the
Ancient Mariner" memorized.
Good luck, and welcome to alt.atheism!
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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| User: "Llanzlan Klazmon" |
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| Title: Re: Someone... |
16 Sep 2005 12:47:07 AM |
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Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in
news:ib1ki1d0otucm4asgbf7kjnk1qokgqatbf@4ax.com:
What's so funny about peace, love and "HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com>
posting the following on 15 Sep 2005 14:11:05 -0700 iin alt.atheism?
"Don Freeman" <freemand@sonic.net> wrote in message
news:XGkWe.13795$p%3.59841@typhoon.sonic.net...
In <1126811927.841018.129330@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, "HVAC"
<MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote:
...Told me there were some good kooks in here (alt.atheism).
Is it true?
Are you applying for the position?
Maybe- Are you the head kook in charge?
Wait a minute! There are procedures that need to be followed here!
First, fill out EAC Form 12874-B/93j, revised 8/07, which can obtained
by sending a SASE to:
His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI PP.
00120 Via del Pellegrino
Citta del Vaticano
After getting the form, and filling it out, drop it off at any
Starbucks (don't ask.) Wait until the next half moon, then go to the
corner of 3rd and Main. It doesn't matter which city, we check all of
them. You will be contacted. Your contact will say "The penguins are
moving." You will reply "Yes, but I have a goiter." Don't be
alarmed, the stun gun and chloroform are mere security precautions.
You'll be taken from there to EAC Training Camp [CLASSIFIED} where you
will be evaluated for the position of Kook (Skill Level 1, Entry
Position).
Oh, I almost forgot! It is vital that you have "The Rime of the
Ancient Mariner" memorized.
Good luck, and welcome to alt.atheism!
Of course the above is in a secret code. You need to apply one of the
secret decoder rings whilst holding a rubber chicken above your head to
find out what is really required.
Klazmon.
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| User: "Hannele Huigens" |
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| Title: Re: Someone... |
16 Sep 2005 08:35:52 PM |
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Op Fri, 16 Sep 2005 02:47:07 +0200 schreef Llanzlan Klazmon
<Klazmon@llurdiaxorb.govt>:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in
news:ib1ki1d0otucm4asgbf7kjnk1qokgqatbf@4ax.com:
What's so funny about peace, love and "HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com>
posting the following on 15 Sep 2005 14:11:05 -0700 iin alt.atheism?
"Don Freeman" <freemand@sonic.net> wrote in message
news:XGkWe.13795$p%3.59841@typhoon.sonic.net...
In <1126811927.841018.129330@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, "HVAC"
<MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote:
...Told me there were some good kooks in here (alt.atheism).
Is it true?
Are you applying for the position?
Maybe- Are you the head kook in charge?
Wait a minute! There are procedures that need to be followed here!
First, fill out EAC Form 12874-B/93j, revised 8/07, which can obtained
by sending a SASE to:
His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI PP.
00120 Via del Pellegrino
Citta del Vaticano
After getting the form, and filling it out, drop it off at any
Starbucks (don't ask.) Wait until the next half moon, then go to the
corner of 3rd and Main. It doesn't matter which city, we check all of
them. You will be contacted. Your contact will say "The penguins are
moving." You will reply "Yes, but I have a goiter." Don't be
alarmed, the stun gun and chloroform are mere security precautions.
You'll be taken from there to EAC Training Camp [CLASSIFIED} where you
will be evaluated for the position of Kook (Skill Level 1, Entry
Position).
Oh, I almost forgot! It is vital that you have "The Rime of the
Ancient Mariner" memorized.
Good luck, and welcome to alt.atheism!
Of course the above is in a secret code. You need to apply one of the
secret decoder rings whilst holding a rubber chicken above your head to
find out what is really required.
I never got my rubber chicken. :-(
--
Hannele Huigens
aa #2221
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| User: "Don Freeman" |
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| Title: Re: Someone... |
16 Sep 2005 09:59:02 PM |
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"Hannele Huigens" <Hannele@lycos.nl> wrote in message
news:op.sw7p52n6vjeuhq@laptophannele...
Op Fri, 16 Sep 2005 02:47:07 +0200 schreef Llanzlan Klazmon
<Klazmon@llurdiaxorb.govt>:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in
news:ib1ki1d0otucm4asgbf7kjnk1qokgqatbf@4ax.com:
What's so funny about peace, love and "HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com>
posting the following on 15 Sep 2005 14:11:05 -0700 iin alt.atheism?
"Don Freeman" <freemand@sonic.net> wrote in message
news:XGkWe.13795$p%3.59841@typhoon.sonic.net...
In <1126811927.841018.129330@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, "HVAC"
<MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote:
...Told me there were some good kooks in here (alt.atheism).
Is it true?
Are you applying for the position?
Maybe- Are you the head kook in charge?
Wait a minute! There are procedures that need to be followed here!
First, fill out EAC Form 12874-B/93j, revised 8/07, which can obtained
by sending a SASE to:
His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI PP.
00120 Via del Pellegrino
Citta del Vaticano
After getting the form, and filling it out, drop it off at any
Starbucks (don't ask.) Wait until the next half moon, then go to the
corner of 3rd and Main. It doesn't matter which city, we check all of
them. You will be contacted. Your contact will say "The penguins are
moving." You will reply "Yes, but I have a goiter." Don't be
alarmed, the stun gun and chloroform are mere security precautions.
You'll be taken from there to EAC Training Camp [CLASSIFIED} where you
will be evaluated for the position of Kook (Skill Level 1, Entry
Position).
Oh, I almost forgot! It is vital that you have "The Rime of the
Ancient Mariner" memorized.
Good luck, and welcome to alt.atheism!
Of course the above is in a secret code. You need to apply one of the
secret decoder rings whilst holding a rubber chicken above your head to
find out what is really required.
I never got my rubber chicken. :-(
You don't "GET" your rubber chicken. You have to raise it from a hatchling.
You DO have a rubber egg don't you?
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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17 Sep 2005 01:40:51 AM |
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Don Freeman wrote:
"Hannele Huigens" <Hannele@lycos.nl> wrote in message
news:op.sw7p52n6vjeuhq@laptophannele...
Op Fri, 16 Sep 2005 02:47:07 +0200 schreef Llanzlan Klazmon
<Klazmon@llurdiaxorb.govt>:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in
news:ib1ki1d0otucm4asgbf7kjnk1qokgqatbf@4ax.com:
What's so funny about peace, love and "HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com>
posting the following on 15 Sep 2005 14:11:05 -0700 iin alt.atheism?
"Don Freeman" <freemand@sonic.net> wrote in message
news:XGkWe.13795$p%3.59841@typhoon.sonic.net...
In <1126811927.841018.129330@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, "HVAC"
<MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote:
...Told me there were some good kooks in here (alt.atheism).
Is it true?
Are you applying for the position?
Maybe- Are you the head kook in charge?
Wait a minute! There are procedures that need to be followed here!
First, fill out EAC Form 12874-B/93j, revised 8/07, which can obtained
by sending a SASE to:
His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI PP.
00120 Via del Pellegrino
Citta del Vaticano
After getting the form, and filling it out, drop it off at any
Starbucks (don't ask.) Wait until the next half moon, then go to the
corner of 3rd and Main. It doesn't matter which city, we check all of
them. You will be contacted. Your contact will say "The penguins are
moving." You will reply "Yes, but I have a goiter." Don't be
alarmed, the stun gun and chloroform are mere security precautions.
You'll be taken from there to EAC Training Camp [CLASSIFIED} where you
will be evaluated for the position of Kook (Skill Level 1, Entry
Position).
Oh, I almost forgot! It is vital that you have "The Rime of the
Ancient Mariner" memorized.
Good luck, and welcome to alt.atheism!
Of course the above is in a secret code. You need to apply one of the
secret decoder rings whilst holding a rubber chicken above your head to
find out what is really required.
I never got my rubber chicken. :-(
You don't "GET" your rubber chicken. You have to raise it from a hatchling.
You DO have a rubber egg don't you?
I never got to raise my rubber chicken either... I made a rubber
omelette out of my egg.
--
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* DanielSan -- alt.atheism #2226 *
*--------------------------------------------------*
* "If God had intended us to walk, he wouldn't *
* have invented roller skates." --Willy Wonka *
****************************************************
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| User: "John Baker" |
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16 Sep 2005 10:05:12 PM |
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On Fri, 16 Sep 2005 21:59:02 GMT, "Don Freeman" <freemand@sonic.net>
wrote:
"Hannele Huigens" <Hannele@lycos.nl> wrote in message
news:op.sw7p52n6vjeuhq@laptophannele...
Op Fri, 16 Sep 2005 02:47:07 +0200 schreef Llanzlan Klazmon
<Klazmon@llurdiaxorb.govt>:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in
news:ib1ki1d0otucm4asgbf7kjnk1qokgqatbf@4ax.com:
What's so funny about peace, love and "HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com>
posting the following on 15 Sep 2005 14:11:05 -0700 iin alt.atheism?
"Don Freeman" <freemand@sonic.net> wrote in message
news:XGkWe.13795$p%3.59841@typhoon.sonic.net...
In <1126811927.841018.129330@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, "HVAC"
<MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote:
...Told me there were some good kooks in here (alt.atheism).
Is it true?
Are you applying for the position?
Maybe- Are you the head kook in charge?
Wait a minute! There are procedures that need to be followed here!
First, fill out EAC Form 12874-B/93j, revised 8/07, which can obtained
by sending a SASE to:
His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI PP.
00120 Via del Pellegrino
Citta del Vaticano
After getting the form, and filling it out, drop it off at any
Starbucks (don't ask.) Wait until the next half moon, then go to the
corner of 3rd and Main. It doesn't matter which city, we check all of
them. You will be contacted. Your contact will say "The penguins are
moving." You will reply "Yes, but I have a goiter." Don't be
alarmed, the stun gun and chloroform are mere security precautions.
You'll be taken from there to EAC Training Camp [CLASSIFIED} where you
will be evaluated for the position of Kook (Skill Level 1, Entry
Position).
Oh, I almost forgot! It is vital that you have "The Rime of the
Ancient Mariner" memorized.
Good luck, and welcome to alt.atheism!
Of course the above is in a secret code. You need to apply one of the
secret decoder rings whilst holding a rubber chicken above your head to
find out what is really required.
I never got my rubber chicken. :-(
You don't "GET" your rubber chicken. You have to raise it from a hatchling.
You DO have a rubber egg don't you?
I had my rubber chicken, but my rubber snake ate it.
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| User: "Don Freeman" |
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16 Sep 2005 10:32:40 PM |
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"John Baker" <nunya@biziniz.net> wrote in message
news:ibgmi1hc4q8ts3brl0i1njp6ajep3o8jgt@4ax.com...
On Fri, 16 Sep 2005 21:59:02 GMT, "Don Freeman" <freemand@sonic.net>
wrote:
"Hannele Huigens" <Hannele@lycos.nl> wrote in message
news:op.sw7p52n6vjeuhq@laptophannele...
Op Fri, 16 Sep 2005 02:47:07 +0200 schreef Llanzlan Klazmon
<Klazmon@llurdiaxorb.govt>:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in
news:ib1ki1d0otucm4asgbf7kjnk1qokgqatbf@4ax.com:
What's so funny about peace, love and "HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com>
posting the following on 15 Sep 2005 14:11:05 -0700 iin alt.atheism?
"Don Freeman" <freemand@sonic.net> wrote in message
news:XGkWe.13795$p%3.59841@typhoon.sonic.net...
In <1126811927.841018.129330@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, "HVAC"
<MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote:
...Told me there were some good kooks in here (alt.atheism).
Is it true?
Are you applying for the position?
Maybe- Are you the head kook in charge?
Wait a minute! There are procedures that need to be followed here!
First, fill out EAC Form 12874-B/93j, revised 8/07, which can obtained
by sending a SASE to:
His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI PP.
00120 Via del Pellegrino
Citta del Vaticano
After getting the form, and filling it out, drop it off at any
Starbucks (don't ask.) Wait until the next half moon, then go to the
corner of 3rd and Main. It doesn't matter which city, we check all of
them. You will be contacted. Your contact will say "The penguins are
moving." You will reply "Yes, but I have a goiter." Don't be
alarmed, the stun gun and chloroform are mere security precautions.
You'll be taken from there to EAC Training Camp [CLASSIFIED} where you
will be evaluated for the position of Kook (Skill Level 1, Entry
Position).
Oh, I almost forgot! It is vital that you have "The Rime of the
Ancient Mariner" memorized.
Good luck, and welcome to alt.atheism!
Of course the above is in a secret code. You need to apply one of the
secret decoder rings whilst holding a rubber chicken above your head to
find out what is really required.
I never got my rubber chicken. :-(
You don't "GET" your rubber chicken. You have to raise it from a
hatchling.
You DO have a rubber egg don't you?
I had my rubber chicken, but my rubber snake ate it.
Is there some sort of Freudian symbolism there that I have missed?
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| User: "Hannele Huigens" |
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16 Sep 2005 10:13:23 PM |
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Op Fri, 16 Sep 2005 23:59:02 +0200 schreef Don Freeman
<freemand@sonic.net>:
"Hannele Huigens" <Hannele@lycos.nl> wrote in message
news:op.sw7p52n6vjeuhq@laptophannele...
Op Fri, 16 Sep 2005 02:47:07 +0200 schreef Llanzlan Klazmon
<Klazmon@llurdiaxorb.govt>:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in
news:ib1ki1d0otucm4asgbf7kjnk1qokgqatbf@4ax.com:
What's so funny about peace, love and "HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com>
posting the following on 15 Sep 2005 14:11:05 -0700 iin alt.atheism?
"Don Freeman" <freemand@sonic.net> wrote in message
news:XGkWe.13795$p%3.59841@typhoon.sonic.net...
In <1126811927.841018.129330@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, "HVAC"
<MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote:
...Told me there were some good kooks in here (alt.atheism).
Is it true?
Are you applying for the position?
Maybe- Are you the head kook in charge?
Wait a minute! There are procedures that need to be followed here!
First, fill out EAC Form 12874-B/93j, revised 8/07, which can obtained
by sending a SASE to:
His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI PP.
00120 Via del Pellegrino
Citta del Vaticano
After getting the form, and filling it out, drop it off at any
Starbucks (don't ask.) Wait until the next half moon, then go to the
corner of 3rd and Main. It doesn't matter which city, we check all of
them. You will be contacted. Your contact will say "The penguins are
moving." You will reply "Yes, but I have a goiter." Don't be
alarmed, the stun gun and chloroform are mere security precautions.
You'll be taken from there to EAC Training Camp [CLASSIFIED} where you
will be evaluated for the position of Kook (Skill Level 1, Entry
Position).
Oh, I almost forgot! It is vital that you have "The Rime of the
Ancient Mariner" memorized.
Good luck, and welcome to alt.atheism!
Of course the above is in a secret code. You need to apply one of the
secret decoder rings whilst holding a rubber chicken above your head to
find out what is really required.
I never got my rubber chicken. :-(
You don't "GET" your rubber chicken. You have to raise it from a
hatchling.
You DO have a rubber egg don't you?
No, not even that. Where could I buy one and what do I need to feed the
rubber chick?
--
Hannele Huigens
aa #2221
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| User: "Don Freeman" |
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16 Sep 2005 10:31:43 PM |
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"Hannele Huigens" <Hannele@lycos.nl> wrote in message
news:op.sw7uole1vjeuhq@laptophannele...
Op Fri, 16 Sep 2005 23:59:02 +0200 schreef Don Freeman
<freemand@sonic.net>:
"Hannele Huigens" <Hannele@lycos.nl> wrote in message
news:op.sw7p52n6vjeuhq@laptophannele...
Op Fri, 16 Sep 2005 02:47:07 +0200 schreef Llanzlan Klazmon
<Klazmon@llurdiaxorb.govt>:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in
news:ib1ki1d0otucm4asgbf7kjnk1qokgqatbf@4ax.com:
What's so funny about peace, love and "HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com>
posting the following on 15 Sep 2005 14:11:05 -0700 iin alt.atheism?
"Don Freeman" <freemand@sonic.net> wrote in message
news:XGkWe.13795$p%3.59841@typhoon.sonic.net...
In <1126811927.841018.129330@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, "HVAC"
<MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote:
...Told me there were some good kooks in here (alt.atheism).
Is it true?
Are you applying for the position?
Maybe- Are you the head kook in charge?
Wait a minute! There are procedures that need to be followed here!
First, fill out EAC Form 12874-B/93j, revised 8/07, which can obtained
by sending a SASE to:
His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI PP.
00120 Via del Pellegrino
Citta del Vaticano
After getting the form, and filling it out, drop it off at any
Starbucks (don't ask.) Wait until the next half moon, then go to the
corner of 3rd and Main. It doesn't matter which city, we check all of
them. You will be contacted. Your contact will say "The penguins are
moving." You will reply "Yes, but I have a goiter." Don't be
alarmed, the stun gun and chloroform are mere security precautions.
You'll be taken from there to EAC Training Camp [CLASSIFIED} where you
will be evaluated for the position of Kook (Skill Level 1, Entry
Position).
Oh, I almost forgot! It is vital that you have "The Rime of the
Ancient Mariner" memorized.
Good luck, and welcome to alt.atheism!
Of course the above is in a secret code. You need to apply one of the
secret decoder rings whilst holding a rubber chicken above your head to
find out what is really required.
I never got my rubber chicken. :-(
You don't "GET" your rubber chicken. You have to raise it from a
hatchling.
You DO have a rubber egg don't you?
No, not even that. Where could I buy one and what do I need to feed the
rubber chick?
No rubber egg yet? Keep checking under your pillow. As far as feeding the
hatchling, just take it to your local football field, the little rubber
pellets in the fake turf will supply it with the necessary nutrients.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Someone... |
17 Sep 2005 03:10:46 AM |
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"Hannele Huigens" <Hannele@lycos.nl> wrote in message
news:op.sw7p52n6vjeuhq@laptophannele...
Op Fri, 16 Sep 2005 02:47:07 +0200 schreef Llanzlan Klazmon
<Klazmon@llurdiaxorb.govt>:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in
news:ib1ki1d0otucm4asgbf7kjnk1qokgqatbf@4ax.com:
What's so funny about peace, love and "HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com>
posting the following on 15 Sep 2005 14:11:05 -0700 iin alt.atheism?
"Don Freeman" <freemand@sonic.net> wrote in message
news:XGkWe.13795$p%3.59841@typhoon.sonic.net...
In <1126811927.841018.129330@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, "HVAC"
<MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote:
...Told me there were some good kooks in here (alt.atheism).
Is it true?
Are you applying for the position?
Maybe- Are you the head kook in charge?
Wait a minute! There are procedures that need to be followed here!
First, fill out EAC Form 12874-B/93j, revised 8/07, which can obtained
by sending a SASE to:
His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI PP.
00120 Via del Pellegrino
Citta del Vaticano
After getting the form, and filling it out, drop it off at any
Starbucks (don't ask.) Wait until the next half moon, then go to the
corner of 3rd and Main. It doesn't matter which city, we check all of
them. You will be contacted. Your contact will say "The penguins are
moving." You will reply "Yes, but I have a goiter." Don't be
alarmed, the stun gun and chloroform are mere security precautions.
You'll be taken from there to EAC Training Camp [CLASSIFIED} where you
will be evaluated for the position of Kook (Skill Level 1, Entry
Position).
Oh, I almost forgot! It is vital that you have "The Rime of the
Ancient Mariner" memorized.
Good luck, and welcome to alt.atheism!
Of course the above is in a secret code. You need to apply one of the
secret decoder rings whilst holding a rubber chicken above your head to
find out what is really required.
I never got my rubber chicken. :-(
You too! I've been waiting for mine for years!
Oh, and if they try to get you to eat the kittens, DON'T DO IT!
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: Someone... |
17 Sep 2005 12:36:40 PM |
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On Fri, 16 Sep 2005 23:10:46 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Hannele Huigens" <Hannele@lycos.nl> wrote in message
news:op.sw7p52n6vjeuhq@laptophannele...
Op Fri, 16 Sep 2005 02:47:07 +0200 schreef Llanzlan Klazmon
<Klazmon@llurdiaxorb.govt>:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in
news:ib1ki1d0otucm4asgbf7kjnk1qokgqatbf@4ax.com:
What's so funny about peace, love and "HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com>
posting the following on 15 Sep 2005 14:11:05 -0700 iin alt.atheism?
"Don Freeman" <freemand@sonic.net> wrote in message
news:XGkWe.13795$p%3.59841@typhoon.sonic.net...
In <1126811927.841018.129330@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, "HVAC"
<MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote:
...Told me there were some good kooks in here (alt.atheism).
Is it true?
Are you applying for the position?
Maybe- Are you the head kook in charge?
Wait a minute! There are procedures that need to be followed here!
First, fill out EAC Form 12874-B/93j, revised 8/07, which can obtained
by sending a SASE to:
His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI PP.
00120 Via del Pellegrino
Citta del Vaticano
After getting the form, and filling it out, drop it off at any
Starbucks (don't ask.) Wait until the next half moon, then go to the
corner of 3rd and Main. It doesn't matter which city, we check all of
them. You will be contacted. Your contact will say "The penguins are
moving." You will reply "Yes, but I have a goiter." Don't be
alarmed, the stun gun and chloroform are mere security precautions.
You'll be taken from there to EAC Training Camp [CLASSIFIED} where you
will be evaluated for the position of Kook (Skill Level 1, Entry
Position).
Oh, I almost forgot! It is vital that you have "The Rime of the
Ancient Mariner" memorized.
Good luck, and welcome to alt.atheism!
Of course the above is in a secret code. You need to apply one of the
secret decoder rings whilst holding a rubber chicken above your head to
find out what is really required.
I never got my rubber chicken. :-(
You too! I've been waiting for mine for years!
Oh, and if they try to get you to eat the kittens, DON'T DO IT!
I got my rubber chicken and my official EAC cattle prod with
adjustable voltage and the IPU logo on the handle (for herding the
fundies into their cages when the takeover we're not planning doesn't
happen), but nobody ever said anything about kittens.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Someone... |
18 Sep 2005 10:09:01 PM |
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John Baker wrote:
On Fri, 16 Sep 2005 23:10:46 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Hannele Huigens" <Hannele@lycos.nl> wrote in message
news:op.sw7p52n6vjeuhq@laptophannele...
Op Fri, 16 Sep 2005 02:47:07 +0200 schreef Llanzlan Klazmon
<Klazmon@llurdiaxorb.govt>:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in
news:ib1ki1d0otucm4asgbf7kjnk1qokgqatbf@4ax.com:
What's so funny about peace, love and "HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com>
posting the following on 15 Sep 2005 14:11:05 -0700 iin alt.atheism?
"Don Freeman" <freemand@sonic.net> wrote in message
news:XGkWe.13795$p%3.59841@typhoon.sonic.net...
In <1126811927.841018.129330@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, "HVAC"
<MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote:
...Told me there were some good kooks in here (alt.atheism).
Is it true?
Are you applying for the position?
Maybe- Are you the head kook in charge?
Wait a minute! There are procedures that need to be followed here!
First, fill out EAC Form 12874-B/93j, revised 8/07, which can obtained
by sending a SASE to:
His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI PP.
00120 Via del Pellegrino
Citta del Vaticano
After getting the form, and filling it out, drop it off at any
Starbucks (don't ask.) Wait until the next half moon, then go to the
corner of 3rd and Main. It doesn't matter which city, we check all of
them. You will be contacted. Your contact will say "The penguins are
moving." You will reply "Yes, but I have a goiter." Don't be
alarmed, the stun gun and chloroform are mere security precautions.
You'll be taken from there to EAC Training Camp [CLASSIFIED} where you
will be evaluated for the position of Kook (Skill Level 1, Entry
Position).
Oh, I almost forgot! It is vital that you have "The Rime of the
Ancient Mariner" memorized.
Good luck, and welcome to alt.atheism!
Of course the above is in a secret code. You need to apply one of the
secret decoder rings whilst holding a rubber chicken above your head to
find out what is really required.
I never got my rubber chicken. :-(
You too! I've been waiting for mine for years!
Oh, and if they try to get you to eat the kittens, DON'T DO IT!
I got my rubber chicken and my official EAC cattle prod with
adjustable voltage and the IPU logo on the handle (for herding the
fundies into their cages when the takeover we're not planning doesn't
happen), but nobody ever said anything about kittens.
Just keep remembering that. If anyone asks, Nobody Said Anything about
Kittens.
Kermit
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Someone... |
19 Sep 2005 01:48:03 PM |
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<unrestrained_hand@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1127081341.024491.40890@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
John Baker wrote:
On Fri, 16 Sep 2005 23:10:46 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
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Oh, and if they try to get you to eat the kittens, DON'T DO IT!
I got my rubber chicken and my official EAC cattle prod with
adjustable voltage and the IPU logo on the handle (for herding the
fundies into their cages when the takeover we're not planning doesn't
happen), but nobody ever said anything about kittens.
Just keep remembering that. If anyone asks, Nobody Said Anything about
Kittens.
What a ripoff! ;)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Twittering One" |
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| Title: Re: Someone... |
18 Sep 2005 10:14:08 PM |
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"Just keep remembering that.
If anyone asks, Nobody Said Anything about
Kittens."
~ Kermit
"At least 3 living Kermits
I know ~ 1 stuffed.
Which Kermit are you?"
~ Twittering
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| User: "Hannele Huigens" |
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| Title: Re: Someone... |
17 Sep 2005 02:37:14 PM |
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Op Sat, 17 Sep 2005 14:36:40 +0200 schreef John Baker <nunya@biziniz.net>:
On Fri, 16 Sep 2005 23:10:46 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Hannele Huigens" <Hannele@lycos.nl> wrote in message
news:op.sw7p52n6vjeuhq@laptophannele...
Op Fri, 16 Sep 2005 02:47:07 +0200 schreef Llanzlan Klazmon
<Klazmon@llurdiaxorb.govt>:
Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in
news:ib1ki1d0otucm4asgbf7kjnk1qokgqatbf@4ax.com:
What's so funny about peace, love and "HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com>
posting the following on 15 Sep 2005 14:11:05 -0700 iin alt.atheism?
"Don Freeman" <freemand@sonic.net> wrote in message
news:XGkWe.13795$p%3.59841@typhoon.sonic.net...
In <1126811927.841018.129330@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, "HVAC"
<MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote:
...Told me there were some good kooks in here (alt.atheism).
Is it true?
Are you applying for the position?
Maybe- Are you the head kook in charge?
Wait a minute! There are procedures that need to be followed here!
First, fill out EAC Form 12874-B/93j, revised 8/07, which can
obtained
by sending a SASE to:
His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI PP.
00120 Via del Pellegrino
Citta del Vaticano
After getting the form, and filling it out, drop it off at any
Starbucks (don't ask.) Wait until the next half moon, then go to the
corner of 3rd and Main. It doesn't matter which city, we check all
of
them. You will be contacted. Your contact will say "The penguins
are
moving." You will reply "Yes, but I have a goiter." Don't be
alarmed, the stun gun and chloroform are mere security precautions.
You'll be taken from there to EAC Training Camp [CLASSIFIED} where
you
will be evaluated for the position of Kook (Skill Level 1, Entry
Position).
Oh, I almost forgot! It is vital that you have "The Rime of the
Ancient Mariner" memorized.
Good luck, and welcome to alt.atheism!
Of course the above is in a secret code. You need to apply one of the
secret decoder rings whilst holding a rubber chicken above your head
to
find out what is really required.
I never got my rubber chicken. :-(
You too! I've been waiting for mine for years!
Oh, and if they try to get you to eat the kittens, DON'T DO IT!
I got my rubber chicken and my official EAC cattle prod with
adjustable voltage and the IPU logo on the handle (for herding the
fundies into their cages when the takeover we're not planning doesn't
happen), but nobody ever said anything about kittens.
Aha, so I need to contact the EAC! Could you give me the adress please?
(Don't worry, I won't tell anyone you did)
--
Hannele Huigens
aa #2221
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: Someone... |
17 Sep 2005 04:05:59 PM |
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What's so funny about peace, love and "Hannele Huigens"
<Hannele@lycos.nl> posting the following on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 16:37:14
+0200 iin alt.atheism?
Aha, so I need to contact the EAC! Could you give me the adress please?
(Don't worry, I won't tell anyone you did)
Go to your chimney (if you don't have one, don't worry, we'll install
one.) shout up the following up the flue:
"Dave Letterman is the amiable puppy; your evil twin originates from
Sixth Street. Fnord."
Watch your Cherrios for the reply.
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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| User: "Hannele Huigens" |
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| Title: Re: Someone... |
17 Sep 2005 04:09:28 PM |
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Op Sat, 17 Sep 2005 18:05:59 +0200 schreef Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com>:
What's so funny about peace, love and "Hannele Huigens"
<Hannele@lycos.nl> posting the following on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 16:37:14
+0200 iin alt.atheism?
Aha, so I need to contact the EAC! Could you give me the adress please?
(Don't worry, I won't tell anyone you did)
Go to your chimney (if you don't have one, don't worry, we'll install
one.) shout up the following up the flue:
"Dave Letterman is the amiable puppy; your evil twin originates from
Sixth Street. Fnord."
Watch your Cherrios for the reply.
What are Cherrios? And would that really work from Europe? You're not
pulling my leg, are you, Douglas?
--
Hannele Huigens
aa #2221
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| User: "Twittering One" |
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| Title: Re: Someone... |
17 Sep 2005 04:22:44 PM |
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"Someone...
Aha, so I need to contact the EAC!
Could you give me the address please.
(Don't worry, I won't tell anyone you did)."
~ Penguin
"Go to your chimney (if you don't have one, don't worry,
We'll install one.) Shout up the following
Up the flue ~
"Dave Letterman is the amiable puppy.
Your evil twin originates from Sixth Street.
Fnord'
Watch your Cherrios for the reply."
~ Douglas Berry
"What are Cherrios?
And would that really work from Europe?
You're not pulling my leg, are you?"
~ Hannibal
"One flew over The Cuckoo's nest,
Too."
~ Folly
"Reverse Meta ~ Cognition
Drives home your point, your compass
Point without admission, confession,
Without enough evidence for court, yes ~ ?
Unless ..."
~ Blackstone
"... someone read
The Marshall of Limits?"
~ Etude
"But what about
A work of staggering genius, girl home
Alone ...
At least Dave
Had siblings."
~ Pinnacles
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Someone... |
18 Sep 2005 07:50:14 PM |
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Twittering One wrote:
"Someone...
Aha, so I need to contact the EAC!
Could you give me the address please.
(Don't worry, I won't tell anyone you did)."
~ Penguin
"Go to your chimney (if you don't have one, don't worry,
We'll install one.) Shout up the following
Up the flue ~
"Dave Letterman is the amiable puppy.
Your evil twin originates from Sixth Street.
Fnord'
Watch your Cherrios for the reply."
~ Douglas Berry
"What are Cherrios?
And would that really work from Europe?
You're not pulling my leg, are you?"
~ Hannibal
"One flew over The Cuckoo's nest,
Too."
~ Folly
"Reverse Meta ~ Cognition
Drives home your point, your compass
Point without admission, confession,
Without enough evidence for court, yes ~ ?
Unless ..."
~ Blackstone
"... someone read
The Marshall of Limits?"
~ Etude
"But what about
A work of staggering genius, girl home
Alone ...
At least Dave
Had siblings."
~ Pinnacles
Sesame street
garage doors
a mens place
secrets told
reveal
light please
ennui
told me
not to go
into space
curtains of lace
an alley
full of dread
lice~in his head
deaperate
pain
drain the boil
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| User: "Twittering One" |
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| Title: Re: Someone... |
18 Sep 2005 10:01:46 PM |
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"Sesame street
garage doors
a mens place
secrets told
reveal
light please
ennui
told me
not to go
into space
curtains of lace
an alley
full of dread
lice~in his head
deaperate
pain
drain the boil"
~ Jim
"Open Sesame ~
The Mind Shaft
Fallen I have
Out the other side ..
Knock knock
Let me in ~ !"
~ Twittering
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