Religions > Atheism > Someone here is a heretic who should be toasted on a burning cross
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"Pray To ME!!! pRAY tO me!" |
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17 Jan 2004 06:32:21 PM |
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Someone here is a heretic who should be toasted on a burning cross |
Listen up people!
God is a Lutheran. God is not any other religion. Those who are not Lutherans
like God will die horribly during the resurrection!! God is vengeful!
So sayeth THE BIBLE!!!! THE BIBLE does not lie!
Death to the non-Lutherans! Convert now or Jesus will get you!
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This message was posted via two or more anonymous remailing services.
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Someone here is a heretic who should be toasted on a burning cross |
17 Jan 2004 06:51:42 PM |
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On 18 Jan 2004 00:32:21 -0000 in alt.atheism, Pray To ME!!! pRAY tO
me! (Anonymous-Remailer@See.Comment.Header (Pray To ME!!! pRAY tO
me!)) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
Listen up people!
God is a Lutheran. God is not any other religion. Those who are not Lutherans
like God will die horribly during the resurrection!! God is vengeful!
So sayeth THE BIBLE!!!! THE BIBLE does not lie!
Death to the non-Lutherans! Convert now or Jesus will get you!
Apparently Luther claimed to be able to exorcise Satan with "a single
fart". I am glad to see the tradition continue.
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"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
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** atheist poster child #1 ** #442.
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| User: "Erica" |
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| Title: Re: Someone here is a heretic who should be toasted on a burning cross |
18 Jan 2004 04:08:56 AM |
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In article <d3mj00hngcmhk1g7gstqnaigigib1li00p@4ax.com>,
Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On 18 Jan 2004 00:32:21 -0000 in alt.atheism, Pray To ME!!! pRAY tO
me! (Anonymous-Remailer@See.Comment.Header (Pray To ME!!! pRAY tO
me!)) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
Listen up people!
God is a Lutheran. God is not any other religion. Those who are not
Lutherans
like God will die horribly during the resurrection!! God is vengeful!
So sayeth THE BIBLE!!!! THE BIBLE does not lie!
Death to the non-Lutherans! Convert now or Jesus will get you!
Apparently Luther claimed to be able to exorcise Satan with "a single
fart". I am glad to see the tradition continue.
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion?
See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD.
all posts to this email address are automatically deleted without being read.
** atheist poster child #1 ** #442.
Oh, is that what "Pray to Me" is? Amazing it was able to post then.
Meanwhile, I wonder which kind of Lutheran Ol' Stinky is referring to:
Liberal, Conservative or Conservative Wannabe.
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| User: "Amelia M. Samples" |
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| Title: Re: Someone here is a heretic who should be toasted on a burning cross |
17 Jan 2004 06:54:38 PM |
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"Pray To ME!!! pRAY tO me!" <Anonymous-Remailer@See.Comment.Header> wrote in
message news:5U4369NC38003.8141319444@anonymous...
Listen up people!
God is a Lutheran. God is not any other religion. Those who are not
Lutherans
like God will die horribly during the resurrection!! God is vengeful!
So sayeth THE BIBLE!!!! THE BIBLE does not lie!
Death to the non-Lutherans! Convert now or Jesus will get you!
-=-
This message was posted via two or more anonymous remailing services.
*PLONK*
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| User: "Sebastian Schack" |
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| Title: Re: Someone here is a heretic who should be toasted on a burningcross |
17 Jan 2004 08:22:23 PM |
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And again some people for my killfile...
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"Lately, the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my
distaste for manual labor."
(Dilbert)
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| User: "Martin Thomas" |
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| Title: Re: Someone here is a heretic who should be toasted on a burning cross |
18 Jan 2004 08:35:42 PM |
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On 18 Jan 2004 00:32:21 -0000 in alt.atheism
Anonymous-Remailer@See.Comment.Header (Pray To ME!!! pRAY tO
me!) wrote:
Listen up people!
God is a Lutheran. God is not any other religion. Those who are not Lutherans
like God will die horribly during the resurrection!! God is vengeful!
So sayeth THE BIBLE!!!! THE BIBLE does not lie!
Death to the non-Lutherans! Convert now or Jesus will get you!
-=-
This message was posted via two or more anonymous remailing services.
" ... and the Lord ordered that the trolls be killed. And they
were killed, and were cast down by the Lord, even unto the lake
of fire, for they hadst not the courage to speak their names out
loud when alive, but cowered in the shameless anonymity of the
den of vipers, wich does not befit a creature of the Lord, so
verily it was said."
Judges, 15:16-19
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Martin Thomas
Official "Teddy Bear" Atheist
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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| User: "Amelia M. Samples" |
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| Title: Re: Someone here is a heretic who should be toasted on a burning cross |
18 Jan 2004 09:19:36 PM |
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"Martin Thomas" <mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net> wrote in message
news:tmfm0015nrb7135tlll7vkkph4c2cm834l@4ax.com...
On 18 Jan 2004 00:32:21 -0000 in alt.atheism
Anonymous-Remailer@See.Comment.Header (Pray To ME!!! pRAY tO
me!) wrote:
Listen up people!
God is a Lutheran. God is not any other religion. Those who are not
Lutherans
like God will die horribly during the resurrection!! God is vengeful!
So sayeth THE BIBLE!!!! THE BIBLE does not lie!
Death to the non-Lutherans! Convert now or Jesus will get you!
-=-
This message was posted via two or more anonymous remailing services.
" ... and the Lord ordered that the trolls be killed. And they
were killed, and were cast down by the Lord, even unto the lake
of fire, for they hadst not the courage to speak their names out
loud when alive, but cowered in the shameless anonymity of the
den of vipers, wich does not befit a creature of the Lord, so
verily it was said."
Judges, 15:16-19
"And the Lord said, Whack ye all the serpents that crawl on their bellies,
and your town shall be a beacon unto others. So you see Lisa, even God
himself endorses whacking day"
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Martin Thomas
Official "Teddy Bear" Atheist
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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| User: "LisaKay" |
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| Title: Re: Someone here is a heretic who should be toasted on a burning cross |
19 Jan 2004 09:31:42 AM |
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"Amelia M. Samples" <milla@georgebush.visi.com> wrote in message news:<21IOb.74121$VV4.45606@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com>...
"Martin Thomas" <mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net> wrote in message
news:tmfm0015nrb7135tlll7vkkph4c2cm834l@4ax.com...
On 18 Jan 2004 00:32:21 -0000 in alt.atheism
Anonymous-Remailer@See.Comment.Header (Pray To ME!!! pRAY tO
me!) wrote:
Listen up people!
God is a Lutheran. God is not any other religion. Those who are not
Lutherans
like God will die horribly during the resurrection!! God is vengeful!
So sayeth THE BIBLE!!!! THE BIBLE does not lie!
Death to the non-Lutherans! Convert now or Jesus will get you!
-=-
This message was posted via two or more anonymous remailing services.
" ... and the Lord ordered that the trolls be killed. And they
were killed, and were cast down by the Lord, even unto the lake
of fire, for they hadst not the courage to speak their names out
loud when alive, but cowered in the shameless anonymity of the
den of vipers, wich does not befit a creature of the Lord, so
verily it was said."
Judges, 15:16-19
"And the Lord said, Whack ye all the serpents that crawl on their bellies,
and your town shall be a beacon unto others. So you see Lisa, even God
himself endorses whacking day"
Hey! Keep me out of this!
-LisaKay
aa #2054
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Martin Thomas
Official "Teddy Bear" Atheist
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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| User: "Amelia M. Samples" |
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| Title: Re: Someone here is a heretic who should be toasted on a burning cross |
19 Jan 2004 11:32:54 AM |
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"LisaKay" <LisaKay2054@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1dbe2aec.0401190731.516a3748@posting.google.com...
"Amelia M. Samples" <milla@georgebush.visi.com> wrote in message
news:<21IOb.74121$VV4.45606@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com>...
"Martin Thomas" <mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net> wrote in message
news:tmfm0015nrb7135tlll7vkkph4c2cm834l@4ax.com...
On 18 Jan 2004 00:32:21 -0000 in alt.atheism
Anonymous-Remailer@See.Comment.Header (Pray To ME!!! pRAY tO
me!) wrote:
Listen up people!
God is a Lutheran. God is not any other religion. Those who are
not
Lutherans
like God will die horribly during the resurrection!! God is
vengeful!
So sayeth THE BIBLE!!!! THE BIBLE does not lie!
Death to the non-Lutherans! Convert now or Jesus will get you!
-=-
This message was posted via two or more anonymous remailing services.
" ... and the Lord ordered that the trolls be killed. And they
were killed, and were cast down by the Lord, even unto the lake
of fire, for they hadst not the courage to speak their names out
loud when alive, but cowered in the shameless anonymity of the
den of vipers, wich does not befit a creature of the Lord, so
verily it was said."
Judges, 15:16-19
"And the Lord said, Whack ye all the serpents that crawl on their
bellies,
and your town shall be a beacon unto others. So you see Lisa, even God
himself endorses whacking day"
Hey! Keep me out of this!
-LisaKay
aa #2054
Sorry...but it was Rev. Lovejoy from the Simpsons
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Martin Thomas
Official "Teddy Bear" Atheist
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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17 Jan 2004 07:45:03 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Pray To ME!!! pRAY tO me!:
Listen up people!
God is a Lutheran.
God worships himself? What does he need us for then?
God is not any other religion. Those who are not
Lutherans like God will die horribly during the resurrection!! God is
vengeful!
So sayeth THE BIBLE!!!!
No, actually it doesn't.
THE BIBLE does not lie!
Actually, it IS a lie.
Death to the non-Lutherans! Convert now or Jesus will get you!
Ahhh, christian love.
*****.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
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The fool says in his heart, "There is no God".
The wise man announces it to the world.
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| User: "Tattoo Vampire" |
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17 Jan 2004 10:34:03 PM |
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Pray To ME!!! pRAY tO me! wrote:
Death to the non-Lutherans! Convert now or Jesus will get you!
Organized religion is *****.
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[tv] Owner and Proprietor, Trollus Amongus Inc. & friend of all Usenet
If at first you don't succeed, you must be using Microsoft products.
"I'm dead, Jim." - DeForest Kelley, June 11, 1999
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| User: "#1883" |
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17 Jan 2004 07:17:07 PM |
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Pray To ME!!! pRAY tO me! wrote:
Listen up people!
God is a Lutheran. God is not any other religion. Those who are not Lutherans
like God will die horribly during the resurrection!! God is vengeful!
So sayeth THE BIBLE!!!! THE BIBLE does not lie!
Death to the non-Lutherans! Convert now or Jesus will get you!
I read this earlier today and I haven't converted yet.
Jesus still hasn't come got me. But just so everyone know's what's
happened if I suddenly stop posting...
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#1883
"Religion controls the weak, stupid and criminal-minded in ways that
threat of jail or community service cannot. If a vision of endless fire
and brimstone or torture at the clutches of horny dragon-beast with a
12-inch spiked ***** keeps even one person from putting a bullet in my
head, religion can't be all bad." - TMB
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| User: "Amelia M. Samples" |
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17 Jan 2004 07:36:19 PM |
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"#1883" <spm1138@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:F7lOb.241$Ic6.99@fe01.usenetserver.com...
Pray To ME!!! pRAY tO me! wrote:
Listen up people!
God is a Lutheran. God is not any other religion. Those who are not
Lutherans
like God will die horribly during the resurrection!! God is vengeful!
So sayeth THE BIBLE!!!! THE BIBLE does not lie!
Death to the non-Lutherans! Convert now or Jesus will get you!
I read this earlier today and I haven't converted yet.
Jesus still hasn't come got me. But just so everyone know's what's
happened if I suddenly stop posting...
<aol>
me too!
</aol>
seriously...the only weird thing that's happened since I didn't convert is a
black helicopter flew by. On closer examination, it was one of the local
lifeflight copters. No jesus yet...
'help me jeebus, help me'
-Homer Simpson
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#1883
"Religion controls the weak, stupid and criminal-minded in ways that
threat of jail or community service cannot. If a vision of endless fire
and brimstone or torture at the clutches of horny dragon-beast with a
12-inch spiked ***** keeps even one person from putting a bullet in my
head, religion can't be all bad." - TMB
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| User: "Erica" |
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| Title: Re: Someone here is a heretic who should be toasted on a burning cross |
18 Jan 2004 04:10:27 AM |
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In article <nqlOb.37175$LW.20121@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com>,
"Amelia M. Samples" <milla@georgebush.visi.com> wrote:
'help me jeebus, help me'
-Homer Simpson
Aw, go lick a frog.
;-)
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| User: "Amelia M. Samples" |
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18 Jan 2004 10:35:36 AM |
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"Erica" <scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:scribe53151nospam-47B0C3.04102718012004@newshost1.news.tds.net...
In article <nqlOb.37175$LW.20121@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com>,
"Amelia M. Samples" <milla@georgebush.visi.com> wrote:
'help me jeebus, help me'
-Homer Simpson
Aw, go lick a frog.
;-)
I've not not been licking toads...;)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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18 Jan 2004 06:51:03 AM |
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In article <scribe53151nospam-47B0C3.04102718012004@newshost1.news.tds.net>,
Erica says...
In article <nqlOb.37175$LW.20121@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com>,
"Amelia M. Samples" <milla@georgebush.visi.com> wrote:
'help me jeebus, help me'
-Homer Simpson
Aw, go lick a frog.
Bwahaha! ;D
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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18 Jan 2004 06:14:00 PM |
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On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 04:10:27 -0600, Erica
<scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote:
In article <nqlOb.37175$LW.20121@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com>,
"Amelia M. Samples" <milla@georgebush.visi.com> wrote:
'help me jeebus, help me'
-Homer Simpson
Aw, go lick a frog.
Mademoiselle, c'est bon! J'ouvrir mon pantalon! :-D
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| User: "Amelia M. Samples" |
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18 Jan 2004 06:54:13 PM |
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"Jos Flachs" <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 04:10:27 -0600, Erica
<scribe53151nospam@yahoo.com> wrote:
In article <nqlOb.37175$LW.20121@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com>,
"Amelia M. Samples" <milla@georgebush.visi.com> wrote:
'help me jeebus, help me'
-Homer Simpson
Aw, go lick a frog.
Mademoiselle, c'est bon! J'ouvrir mon pantalon! :-D
Been drinking antifreeze? ;)
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