| Topic: |
Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"GigaMuxer" |
| Date: |
18 Jan 2005 04:00:52 AM |
| Object: |
Something I must say about the not so sure virgin Mary. |
Assuming this lady was even real, I must give her credit.
If i was a pregnant female out of wedlock, in those times, trust me I'll
be saying a holly ghost did it too.
.
|
|
| User: "Douglas Berry" |
|
| Title: Re: Something I must say about the not so sure virgin Mary. |
18 Jan 2005 06:44:17 PM |
|
|
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 20:00:52 -0800, GigaMuxer
<DoNotSpanMe@SpanYoMother.com> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following
Assuming this lady was even real, I must give her credit.
If i was a pregnant female out of wedlock, in those times, trust me I'll
be saying a holly ghost did it too.
Had she lived in Greece a thousand years earlierr, she would have
claimed it was Zeus in the form of a bull or something.
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
.
|
|
|
| User: "Al Klein" |
|
| Title: Re: Something I must say about the not so sure virgin Mary. |
18 Jan 2005 08:14:07 PM |
|
|
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 18:44:17 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> said in alt.atheism:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 20:00:52 -0800, GigaMuxer
<DoNotSpanMe@SpanYoMother.com> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following
Assuming this lady was even real, I must give her credit.
If i was a pregnant female out of wedlock, in those times, trust me I'll
be saying a holly ghost did it too.
Had she lived in Greece a thousand years earlierr, she would have
claimed it was Zeus in the form of a bull or something.
Leda already did that one.
--
"To assume the existence of an unperceivable being ... does not facilitate understanding
the orderliness we find in the perceivable world."
- Letter to an Iowa student who asked, What is God? July, 1953; Einstein Archive 59-085
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at verizon dot net
.
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "duke" |
|
| Title: Re: Something I must say about the not so sure virgin Mary. |
18 Jan 2005 11:15:12 AM |
|
|
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 20:00:52 -0800, GigaMuxer <DoNotSpanMe@SpanYoMother.com> wrote:
Assuming this lady was even real, I must give her credit.
If i was a pregnant female out of wedlock, in those times, trust me I'll
be saying a holly ghost did it too.
He grew up to rise from the dead - no assumption.
duke
In God We Trust
*****
Matthew 7
21"Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,'
will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he
who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
*****
.
|
|
|
| User: "Ike" |
|
| Title: Re: Something I must say about the not so sure virgin Mary. |
18 Jan 2005 03:44:51 PM |
|
|
"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
news:tsrpu0lum8volkk3v5ut7jlo0afmt00bmv@4ax.com...
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 20:00:52 -0800, GigaMuxer
<DoNotSpanMe@SpanYoMother.com> wrote:
Assuming this lady was even real, I must give her credit.
If i was a pregnant female out of wedlock, in those times, trust me I'll
be saying a holly ghost did it too.
He grew up to rise from the dead - no assumption.
duke
In God We Trust
*****
Prove it. You can't. Mainly because it is a fantasy.
.
|
|
|
| User: "duke" |
|
| Title: Re: Something I must say about the not so sure virgin Mary. |
18 Jan 2005 11:31:26 PM |
|
|
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 15:44:51 GMT, "Ike" <accordiondoc@mindspring.com> wrote:
He grew up to rise from the dead - no assumption.
Prove it. You can't. Mainly because it is a fantasy.
Don't have to.
duke
In God We Trust
*****
Matthew 7
21"Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,'
will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he
who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
*****
.
|
|
|
| User: "Ike" |
|
| Title: Re: Something I must say about the not so sure virgin Mary. |
20 Jan 2005 10:24:44 AM |
|
|
"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
news:m17ru05cs1et2ji0rcsodsfdhqbgmbi40a@4ax.com...
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 15:44:51 GMT, "Ike" <accordiondoc@mindspring.com>
wrote:
He grew up to rise from the dead - no assumption.
Prove it. You can't. Mainly because it is a fantasy.
Don't have to.
duke
In God We Trust
Don't have to and can't.
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "Bill" |
|
| Title: Re: Something I must say about the not so sure virgin Mary. |
18 Jan 2005 07:47:51 PM |
|
|
"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
news:tsrpu0lum8volkk3v5ut7jlo0afmt00bmv@4ax.com...
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 20:00:52 -0800, GigaMuxer
<DoNotSpanMe@SpanYoMother.com> wrote:
Assuming this lady was even real, I must give her credit.
If i was a pregnant female out of wedlock, in those times, trust me I'll
be saying a holly ghost did it too.
He grew up to rise from the dead - no assumption.
Yes, just a mystic invention.
duke
In God We Trust
*****
Matthew 7
21"Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,'
will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he
who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
*****
.
|
|
|
| User: "duke" |
|
| Title: Re: Something I must say about the not so sure virgin Mary. |
18 Jan 2005 11:32:12 PM |
|
|
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 19:47:51 GMT, "Bill" <wmech@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
He grew up to rise from the dead - no assumption.
Yes, just a mystic invention.
He was visited by 500+ of his disciples.
duke
In God We Trust
*****
Matthew 7
21"Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,'
will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he
who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
*****
.
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "satyr" |
|
| Title: Re: Something I must say about the not so sure virgin Mary. |
19 Jan 2005 05:36:48 AM |
|
|
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 05:15:12 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 20:00:52 -0800, GigaMuxer <DoNotSpanMe@SpanYoMother.com> wrote:
Assuming this lady was even real, I must give her credit.
If i was a pregnant female out of wedlock, in those times, trust me I'll
be saying a holly ghost did it too.
He grew up to rise from the dead - no assumption.
You've never heard of the Assumption of the Blessed Virgin Mary?
(Personally, I worship the Blessed Anti-virgin.)
--
satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
.
|
|
|
| User: "Tak" |
|
| Title: Re: Something I must say about the not so sure virgin Mary. |
19 Jan 2005 03:08:55 PM |
|
|
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 05:36:48 GMT, satyr <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org>
wrote:
(Personally, I worship the Blessed Anti-virgin.)
All Hail Connie Dobbs! Bless her sacred snatch, so deep and powerful
that the stars themselves are drawn in! The galaxys only black hole
made of flesh, the endless tunnel to screaming VOIDS of pleasure the
place where SEXHURT knows NO bounds!
Yeahha! Yahoo! Yes! Yeah brethren! Inhale of its holy scent
and be blessed and delve unto it like the spelunkers of rebirth! Enter
into the endless fleshcaves of carnal delight! Even Atlantean prarie
squid can't aspire to this!
YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where was I again?
Oh yes, Praise Connie Blessed anti-virgin.
Tak
a#344
-------------------------------------------------------
Never have I seen such corrupt and foul
minded perversity! Have you ever considered
a career in the church?
"The Bishop of Bath and Wells"
Blackadder,season II
-------------------------------------------------------
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Related Articles |
Re: I want to ask you the most important question of your life. The question is: Are you saved? It is not a question of how good you are, nor if you are a church member, but are you saved? Are you sure you will go to Heaven when you die? The reason s
Re: Not Sure if ALL of this is true - but it is interesting
Re: I want to ask you the most important question of your life. The question is: Are you saved? It is not a question of how good you are, nor if you are a church member, but are you saved? Are you sure you will go to Heaven when you die? The reason s
Re: I want to ask you the most important question of your life. The question is: Are you saved? It is not a question of how good you are, nor if you are a church member, but are you saved? Are you sure you will go to Heaven when you die? The reason s
Re: EVERYONE IS CRAZY BUT YOU AND ME AND SOMETIMES I'M NOT SURE OF THEE
EVERYONE IS CRAZY BUT YOU AND ME AND SOMETIMES I'M NOT SURE OF THEE
In a "battleground-state?" still not sure who to vote for Nov 2?
Re: Not Sure if ALL of this is true - but it is interesting
| Not sure if God exists?
Re: I want to ask you the most important question of your life. The question is: Are you saved? It is not a question of how good you are, nor if you are a church member, but are you saved? Are you sure you will go to Heaven when you die? The reason s
Re: Not Sure if ALL of this is true - but it is interesting
Israel's top security chief: "I'm not sure we won't miss Saddam"
Re: I want to ask you the most important question of your life. The question is: Are you saved? It is not a question of how good you are, nor if you are a church member, but are you saved? Are you sure you will go to Heaven when you die? The reason s
I want to ask you the most important question of your life. The question is: Are you saved? It is not a question of how good you are, nor if you are a church member, but are you saved? Are you sure you will go to Heaven when you die? The reason some
OT: If international justice is to do more than allay western guilt, it must make sure that such atrocities do not happen again
|
|
|
