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27 Jan 2004 07:45:04 PM |
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something to think about... |
i am looking at standing in the next general election in the UK in
2006
would you be prepared to move to my constituency of Blackburn
just to be able to keep me out of office ?
i will be standing against Jack Straw, current Foreign Secretary
and i will be standing as an independent, most likely
it could be that i get my wish of England becoming a Republic
and so having a Presidential Election like the USA
and there is no telling what could be done by a President
of England, the Greatest country in the World
"True Faith is not just when you believe in God and yourself, it is when others begin to believe in you as well" - Damian John Paul Brown 2004
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28 Jan 2004 02:20:23 AM |
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"Damian John Paul Brown" <damian@phpexpert.org> wrote in message
news:sk4e10tu84o0k9dt9574htqq1ekcv4sqfh@4ax.com...
i am looking at standing in the next general election in the UK in
2006
Maybe I should change my name to Saddam Hussein stand for election and see
what happens.
would you be prepared to move to my constituency of Blackburn
just to be able to keep me out of office ?
i will be standing against Jack Straw, current Foreign Secretary
and i will be standing as an independent, most likely
it could be that i get my wish of England becoming a Republic
and so having a Presidential Election like the USA
and there is no telling what could be done by a President
of England, the Greatest country in the World
In my first week I will have the current monarch replaced by me, declare the
territory of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland to be
a continent, the national anthem will be replaced by "Revol" by the Manic
Street Preachers and the Football League will be legally required to have
Carlisle United as a member.
In week two the people of the UK will be asked to donate a few matchsticks
each which will be used to build a tower to the Moon. By week five we will
have thousands of Helium3 mines on the moon with the Helium3 being shipped
to the UK by toy trains pulled by genetically modified rats.
The wealth generated by the Helium3 will, by the tenth week of my rule,
result in the UK being richer than the rest of the world.
From week eleven this wealth will be used to build a reliable and fair
priced railway, a proper railway, not one using rats to pull carriages.
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John Hearsey
aa1886
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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28 Jan 2004 02:33:49 AM |
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On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 08:20:23 -0000 in alt.atheism, John Hearsey
("John Hearsey" <JHTEST@zolien.fsnet.co.uk.TEST>) said, directing the
reply to alt.atheism
"Damian John Paul Brown" <damian@phpexpert.org> wrote in message
news:sk4e10tu84o0k9dt9574htqq1ekcv4sqfh@4ax.com...
i am looking at standing in the next general election in the UK in
2006
Maybe I should change my name to Saddam Hussein stand for election and see
what happens.
would you be prepared to move to my constituency of Blackburn
just to be able to keep me out of office ?
i will be standing against Jack Straw, current Foreign Secretary
and i will be standing as an independent, most likely
it could be that i get my wish of England becoming a Republic
and so having a Presidential Election like the USA
and there is no telling what could be done by a President
of England, the Greatest country in the World
In my first week I will have the current monarch replaced by me, declare the
territory of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland to be
a continent, the national anthem will be replaced by "Revol" by the Manic
Street Preachers and the Football League will be legally required to have
Carlisle United as a member.
In week two the people of the UK will be asked to donate a few matchsticks
each which will be used to build a tower to the Moon. By week five we will
have thousands of Helium3 mines on the moon with the Helium3 being shipped
to the UK by toy trains pulled by genetically modified rats.
The wealth generated by the Helium3 will, by the tenth week of my rule,
result in the UK being richer than the rest of the world.
Fair enough.
From week eleven this wealth will be used to build a reliable and fair
priced railway, a proper railway, not one using rats to pull carriages.
Oh now you're just being silly.
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"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: something to think about... |
28 Jan 2004 12:29:33 PM |
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Lo, many moons past, on Wed, 28 Jan 2004 08:20:23 -0000, a stranger
called by some "John Hearsey" <JHTEST@zolien.fsnet.co.uk.TEST> came
forth and told this tale in alt.atheism
the national anthem will be replaced by "Revol" by the Manic
Street Preachers
Not "Anarchy in the UK"?
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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28 Jan 2004 12:41:00 PM |
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On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 18:29:33 GMT in alt.atheism, Douglas Berry
(Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com>) said, directing
the reply to alt.atheism
Lo, many moons past, on Wed, 28 Jan 2004 08:20:23 -0000, a stranger
called by some "John Hearsey" <JHTEST@zolien.fsnet.co.uk.TEST> came
forth and told this tale in alt.atheism
the national anthem will be replaced by "Revol" by the Manic
Street Preachers
Not "Anarchy in the UK"?
"God save the Queen," surely?
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"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion?
See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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27 Jan 2004 07:55:11 PM |
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And so upon Wed, 28 Jan 2004 01:45:04 +0000 didst Damian John Paul Brown
speak thusly:
i am looking at standing in the next general election in the UK in
2006
Won't you get it dirty?
would you be prepared to move to my constituency of Blackburn
just to be able to keep me out of office ?
Yeah, sure, soon as I figure how to retroactively become a British
citizen.
i will be standing against Jack Straw, current Foreign Secretary and i
will be standing as an independent, most likely
I bet Straw is panicking even now.
it could be that i get my wish of England becoming a Republic and so
having a Presidential Election like the USA
What on earth for?
and there is no telling what could be done by a President of England,
the Greatest country in the World
Um... he could mislead the public and take them into an unnecessary war?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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| User: "Brian Westley" |
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27 Jan 2004 08:27:43 PM |
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Damian John Paul Brown <damian@phpexpert.org> writes:
i am looking at standing in the next general election in the UK in
2006
Monster Raving Loony party, I trust.
http://www.omrlp.com/
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Merlyn LeRoy
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| User: "S Bibby" |
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28 Jan 2004 05:12:11 PM |
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Damian John Paul Brown <damian@phpexpert.org> writes:
i am looking at standing in the next general election in the UK in
2006
The money you'd lose would be better spent on treatment.
would you be prepared to move to my constituency of Blackburn
just to be able to keep me out of office ?
I think the Monster Raving Loony party would get more votes than you,
and I'm happy remaining a soft southerner.
i will be standing against Jack Straw, current Foreign Secretary
and i will be standing as an independent, most likely
Depending on the Iraq fallout, he may not even be in parliament come
2006.
it could be that i get my wish of England becoming a Republic
and so having a Presidential Election like the USA
I want a republic too, but there's no way people are going to vote for a
religious fanatic undergoing treatment for mental health problems.
and there is no telling what could be done by a President
of England, the Greatest country in the World
Surely at least the Welsh and the Scottish would have something to say
about that?
"True Faith is not just when you believe in God and yourself, it is
when others begin to believe in you as well" - Damian John Paul Brown
2004
Oh, knock it off already.
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Stuart "So to speak" Bibby
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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29 Jan 2004 08:45:54 AM |
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And so upon Wed, 28 Jan 2004 23:12:11 +0000 didst S Bibby speak thusly:
I think the Monster Raving Loony party would get more votes than you,
and I'm happy remaining a soft southerner.
Shades of Monty Python!
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: something to think about... |
28 Jan 2004 07:15:15 PM |
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Lo, many moons past, on Wed, 28 Jan 2004 23:12:11 +0000, a stranger
called by some S Bibby <Stuart@gaffe.demon.co.uk> came forth and told
this tale in alt.atheism
it could be that i get my wish of England becoming a Republic
and so having a Presidential Election like the USA
I want a republic too, but there's no way people are going to vote for a
religious fanatic undergoing treatment for mental health problems.
Now, if he were in Alabama, he might have a shot.
and there is no telling what could be done by a President
of England, the Greatest country in the World
Surely at least the Welsh and the Scottish would have something to say
about that?
Since when has England let anyone else in those islands have a say?
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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29 Jan 2004 08:46:17 AM |
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And so upon Thu, 29 Jan 2004 01:15:15 +0000 didst Douglas Berry speak
thusly:
Lo, many moons past, on Wed, 28 Jan 2004 23:12:11 +0000, a stranger
called by some S Bibby <Stuart@gaffe.demon.co.uk> came forth and told
this tale in alt.atheism
it could be that i get my wish of England becoming a Republic
and so having a Presidential Election like the USA
I want a republic too, but there's no way people are going to vote for a
religious fanatic undergoing treatment for mental health problems.
Now, if he were in Alabama, he might have a shot.
Or *be shot.
He did claim his dad was god...
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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28 Jan 2004 01:34:03 AM |
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Damian John Paul Brown <damian@phpexpert.org> wrote in
news:sk4e10tu84o0k9dt9574htqq1ekcv4sqfh@4ax.com:
and there is no telling what could be done by a President
of England, the Greatest country in the World
Is not. America is. Ask any American!
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Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Dissent is not a right.
It is a RESPONSIBILITY.
--me.
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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28 Jan 2004 04:18:33 AM |
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In article <Xns947E10BE65BA0askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Damian John Paul Brown <damian@phpexpert.org> wrote in
news:sk4e10tu84o0k9dt9574htqq1ekcv4sqfh@4ax.com:
and there is no telling what could be done by a President
of England, the Greatest country in the World
Is not. America is. Ask any American!
I'm American. I think the greatest country in the world is Maui. Or
should be...
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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28 Jan 2004 05:57:43 PM |
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*nemo* <nemo0037@yahoo.dieSPAM.com> wrote in news:nemo0037-
EE17BC.05183228012004@news03.east.earthlink.net:
In article <Xns947E10BE65BA0askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Damian John Paul Brown <damian@phpexpert.org> wrote in
news:sk4e10tu84o0k9dt9574htqq1ekcv4sqfh@4ax.com:
and there is no telling what could be done by a President
of England, the Greatest country in the World
Is not. America is. Ask any American!
I'm American. I think the greatest country in the world is Maui. Or
should be...
In that case I submit that Key West is the greatest country!
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Dissent is not a right.
It is a RESPONSIBILITY.
--me.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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28 Jan 2004 07:21:06 PM |
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In article <Xns947EB71921A15askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc Smartass says...
*nemo* <nemo0037@yahoo.dieSPAM.com> wrote in news:nemo0037-
EE17BC.05183228012004@news03.east.earthlink.net:
In article <Xns947E10BE65BA0askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Damian John Paul Brown <damian@phpexpert.org> wrote in
news:sk4e10tu84o0k9dt9574htqq1ekcv4sqfh@4ax.com:
and there is no telling what could be done by a President
of England, the Greatest country in the World
Is not. America is. Ask any American!
I'm American. I think the greatest country in the world is Maui. Or
should be...
In that case I submit that Key West is the greatest country!
Arrrgh, you just reminded me of the three properties my parents once owned in
the Keys which they sold off. I'm not too big on Florida, but considering where
I live got a foot of snow yesterday (My aching back!), I wouldn't mind being
there now :)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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28 Jan 2004 11:00:22 PM |
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Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in
news:6eZRb.1144$_4.185@www.newsranger.com:
In article <Xns947EB71921A15askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass says...
*nemo* <nemo0037@yahoo.dieSPAM.com> wrote in news:nemo0037-
EE17BC.05183228012004@news03.east.earthlink.net:
In article <Xns947E10BE65BA0askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Damian John Paul Brown <damian@phpexpert.org> wrote in
news:sk4e10tu84o0k9dt9574htqq1ekcv4sqfh@4ax.com:
and there is no telling what could be done by a President
of England, the Greatest country in the World
Is not. America is. Ask any American!
I'm American. I think the greatest country in the world is Maui. Or
should be...
In that case I submit that Key West is the greatest country!
Arrrgh, you just reminded me of the three properties my parents once
owned in the Keys which they sold off. I'm not too big on Florida,
but considering where I live got a foot of snow yesterday (My aching
back!), I wouldn't mind being there now :)
I wish I could live there, myself. I spent a few days on Key West back in
September...so much water and I didn't even have my kayak! |8-|
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Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Dissent is not a right.
It is a RESPONSIBILITY.
--me.
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28 Jan 2004 09:59:31 AM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach *nemo*:
In article <Xns947E10BE65BA0askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Damian John Paul Brown <damian@phpexpert.org> wrote in
news:sk4e10tu84o0k9dt9574htqq1ekcv4sqfh@4ax.com:
and there is no telling what could be done by a President
of England, the Greatest country in the World
Is not. America is. Ask any American!
I'm American. I think the greatest country in the world is Maui. Or
should be...
Nahhh. Jamaica. Sure, they're dirt poor. But when you smoke two joints
in the morning you don't really care.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
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The fool says in his heart "there is no God".
The wise man says it to the world.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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28 Jan 2004 05:57:43 PM |
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(Vic Sagerquist) wrote in
news:947E543CFvicman@127.0.0.1:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach *nemo*:
In article <Xns947E10BE65BA0askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Damian John Paul Brown <damian@phpexpert.org> wrote in
news:sk4e10tu84o0k9dt9574htqq1ekcv4sqfh@4ax.com:
and there is no telling what could be done by a President
of England, the Greatest country in the World
Is not. America is. Ask any American!
I'm American. I think the greatest country in the world is Maui. Or
should be...
Nahhh. Jamaica. Sure, they're dirt poor. But when you smoke two
joints in the morning you don't really care.
Think of what sort of export commerce they could have...
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Dissent is not a right.
It is a RESPONSIBILITY.
--me.
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28 Jan 2004 09:43:29 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Doc Smartass:
address@withheld.com (Vic Sagerquist) wrote in
news:947E543CFvicman@127.0.0.1:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach *nemo*:
In article <Xns947E10BE65BA0askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Damian John Paul Brown <damian@phpexpert.org> wrote in
news:sk4e10tu84o0k9dt9574htqq1ekcv4sqfh@4ax.com:
and there is no telling what could be done by a President
of England, the Greatest country in the World
Is not. America is. Ask any American!
I'm American. I think the greatest country in the world is Maui. Or
should be...
Nahhh. Jamaica. Sure, they're dirt poor. But when you smoke two
joints in the morning you don't really care.
Think of what sort of export commerce they could have...
Yeah, and they waste it on Blue Mountain Coffee. And Red Stripe Beer.
Bleccchhh!
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
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The wise man announces it to the world.
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28 Jan 2004 04:15:47 AM |
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In article <sk4e10tu84o0k9dt9574htqq1ekcv4sqfh@4ax.com>,
Damian John Paul Brown <damian@phpexpert.org> wrote:
i am looking at standing in the next general election in the UK in
2006
would you be prepared to move to my constituency of Blackburn
just to be able to keep me out of office ?
i will be standing against Jack Straw, current Foreign Secretary
and i will be standing as an independent, most likely
it could be that i get my wish of England becoming a Republic
and so having a Presidential Election like the USA
and there is no telling what could be done by a President
of England, the Greatest country in the World
"True Faith is not just when you believe in God and yourself, it is when
others begin to believe in you as well" - Damian John Paul Brown 2004
Odd. I thought this thread was going to be something to think about, not
something to laugh at.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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28 Jan 2004 05:57:41 PM |
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*nemo* <nemo0037@yahoo.dieSPAM.com> wrote in
news:nemo0037-1585CF.05154728012004@news03.east.earthlink.net:
In article <sk4e10tu84o0k9dt9574htqq1ekcv4sqfh@4ax.com>,
Damian John Paul Brown <damian@phpexpert.org> wrote:
i am looking at standing in the next general election in the UK in
2006
would you be prepared to move to my constituency of Blackburn
just to be able to keep me out of office ?
i will be standing against Jack Straw, current Foreign Secretary
and i will be standing as an independent, most likely
it could be that i get my wish of England becoming a Republic
and so having a Presidential Election like the USA
and there is no telling what could be done by a President
of England, the Greatest country in the World
"True Faith is not just when you believe in God and yourself, it is
when others begin to believe in you as well" - Damian John Paul Brown
2004
Odd. I thought this thread was going to be something to think about,
not something to laugh at.
Stop being thoughtful!
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Dissent is not a right.
It is a RESPONSIBILITY.
--me.
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29 Jan 2004 04:33:41 AM |
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In article <Xns947EB718A3E92askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Odd. I thought this thread was going to be something to think about,
not something to laugh at.
Stop being thoughtful!
My bad. Turning off brain now. Got to watch Martha Stewart...
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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29 Jan 2004 04:42:47 AM |
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On Thu, 29 Jan 2004 10:33:41 GMT in alt.atheism, *nemo* (*nemo*
<nemo0037@yahoo.dieSPAM.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
In article <Xns947EB718A3E92askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Odd. I thought this thread was going to be something to think about,
not something to laugh at.
Stop being thoughtful!
My bad. Turning off brain now. Got to watch Martha Stewart...
They're televising the court case?
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion?
See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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29 Jan 2004 08:46:35 AM |
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And so upon Thu, 29 Jan 2004 10:33:41 +0000 didst *nemo* speak thusly:
In article <Xns947EB718A3E92askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Odd. I thought this thread was going to be something to think about,
not something to laugh at.
Stop being thoughtful!
My bad. Turning off brain now. Got to watch Martha Stewart...
Watch her go to jail?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels."
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27 Jan 2004 09:56:24 PM |
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In article <sk4e10tu84o0k9dt9574htqq1ekcv4sqfh@4ax.com>, Damian John
Paul Brown <damian@phpexpert.org> wrote:
i am looking at standing in the next general election in the UK in
2006
would you be prepared to move to my constituency of Blackburn
just to be able to keep me out of office ?
Will you pay my resettlement charges from the American midwest?
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: something to think about... |
27 Jan 2004 08:30:05 PM |
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In article <sk4e10tu84o0k9dt9574htqq1ekcv4sqfh@4ax.com>, Damian John Paul Brown
says...
i am looking at standing in the next general election in the UK in
2006
would you be prepared to move to my constituency of Blackburn
just to be able to keep me out of office ?
Sorry, Babe, but it would take a bit more than that to make me move out of the
US (not that I'm not often tempted though) ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: something to think about... |
28 Jan 2004 12:12:25 AM |
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Lo, many moons past, on Wed, 28 Jan 2004 01:45:04 +0000 (UTC), a
stranger called by some Damian John Paul Brown <damian@phpexpert.org>
came forth and told this tale in alt.atheism
i am looking at standing in the next general election in the UK in
2006
Ah, British politics.. almost as crazy as San Francisco politics. (We
had a cartoon raven run for mayor several years back in a,ocal comic
strip. The campaign slogan? "Give City Hall the Bird!" People
actually voted for it.)
would you be prepared to move to my constituency of Blackburn
just to be able to keep me out of office ?
Considering I'm a happy American citizen who owns firearms, no.
i will be standing against Jack Straw, current Foreign Secretary
and i will be standing as an independent, most likely
And you will get creamed in a landslide.
it could be that i get my wish of England becoming a Republic
and so having a Presidential Election like the USA
Why in the Hell would you want that?
and there is no telling what could be done by a President
of England, the Greatest country in the World
It *was* the greatest country on Earth, about a century ago. No
longer.
"True Faith is not just when you believe in God and yourself, it is when others begin to believe in you as well" - Damian John Paul Brown 2004
Quoting yourself is an idotic thing to do.
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Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: something to think about... |
28 Jan 2004 08:00:02 PM |
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On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 01:45:04 +0000 (UTC), Damian John Paul Brown
<damian@phpexpert.org> posted in alt.atheism:
i am looking at standing in the next general election in the UK in
2006
would you be prepared to move to my constituency of Blackburn
just to be able to keep me out of office ?
Wouldn't do any good - I'm not qualified to vote in the UK.
and there is no telling what could be done by a President
of England, the Greatest country in the World
True ... you could have a president suck Bush's ***** instead of having
a PM do it.
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There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.
- (Will Rogers)
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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| Title: Re: something to think about... |
28 Jan 2004 05:55:18 AM |
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On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 01:45:04 +0000 (UTC), Damian John Paul Brown
<damian@phpexpert.org> wrote:
i am looking at standing in the next general election in the UK in
2006
Out of a job? On the dole? Seems you haven't much to do.
would you be prepared to move to my constituency of Blackburn
just to be able to keep me out of office ?
Not really. I think every loony has the right to run for office. Pity
some get elected... In America a clown got appointed that way.
i will be standing against Jack Straw, current Foreign Secretary
and i will be standing as an independent, most likely
And loose, most certainly.
it could be that i get my wish of England becoming a Republic
and so having a Presidential Election like the USA
Then again, it might not. But who knows... President Charles?
and there is no telling what could be done by a President
of England, the Greatest country in the World
Not quite. Chattam is the greatest city in the greatest country. :-)
Remember Chattam? :-D
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Jos Flachs in: Krungthep Mahanakhon Bovorn Rattanakorsin Mahinthara
Ayutthaya Mahadilokpop Noparat Ratchathani Burirom
Udom Ratchanivej Mahasathan Amornpiman Avatarnsathit
Sakkathattiya A-visnukarmpasit
also known as: Bangkok, Thailand
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: something to think about... |
28 Jan 2004 09:55:22 AM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Damian John Paul Brown:
i am looking at standing in the next general election in the UK in
2006
Standing in what? The way?
would you be prepared to move to my constituency of Blackburn
just to be able to keep me out of office ?
i will be standing against Jack Straw, current Foreign Secretary
and i will be standing as an independent, most likely
it could be that i get my wish of England becoming a Republic
and so having a Presidential Election like the USA
and there is no telling what could be done by a President
of England, the Greatest country in the World
<rolls eyes>
Just what the world needs. Another religious fanatic in a high position.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
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The fool says in his heart "there is no God".
The wise man says it to the world.
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