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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: ""
Date: 05 Oct 2005 06:23:05 AM
Object: sos too long penis
I had in the past the most ridiculous erection in the world,4in.I'm not
poor and then,I used all the supposed "miraculous products" to
rectify.Vainly.Until one of my friends,who experimented it
himself,advise me to use an african grass,in the way of tea.As long as
I haven't obtain the desired size.I bought it.
It tooks to me 2months to reach 9.5in.
I fully enjoyed it 3years long.
But now,I'ld like to loose 2in.I think I'ld had stop the grass-tea
2weeks earliers.9.5in is a little too long.
Girls and men often run away when they see it.Too big bar.
What is more ,at the beach,it is really umpleasant to be always
remarked because of it.
I am now exasperated,I'll really want to loose a little.
Help me finding a way.
Do some one know something who can help me or a good surgeon?(if it is
possible and riskfree)
Please help me I'm on
PS excuse my bad
smelling english.
Expecting you soon.
Don't send me please any mail asking for what I used,take your self
informations on www.geocities.com/tchwill85/PENIS.html Thinks
.

User: "Lorena Gallo"

Title: Re: sos too long penis 05 Oct 2005 09:04:43 AM
informed us:

I had in the past the most ridiculous erection in the world,4in.I'm not
poor and then,I used all the supposed "miraculous products" to
rectify.Vainly.Until one of my friends,who experimented it
himself,advise me to use an african grass,in the way of tea.As long as
I haven't obtain the desired size.I bought it.
It tooks to me 2months to reach 9.5in.
I fully enjoyed it 3years long.

But now,I'ld like to loose 2in.I think I'ld had stop the grass-tea
2weeks earliers.9.5in is a little too long.
Girls and men often run away when they see it.Too big bar.
What is more ,at the beach,it is really umpleasant to be always
remarked because of it.
I am now exasperated,I'll really want to loose a little.

Help me finding a way.
Do some one know something who can help me or a good surgeon?(if it is
possible and riskfree)
Please help me I'm on

PS excuse my bad
smelling english.
Expecting you soon.

Hi! You might remember me from a few years ago. My ex husband, Mr
Bobbitt, had a similar problem to you, so I fixed it. I will do for
nothing, as I touched greatly by your story.
Yours,
Lorena. (surgery@gallo.com)
.

User: "Sasha"

Title: Re: sos too long penis 05 Oct 2005 10:43:34 AM
I know EXACTLY how you feel. I'm always tripping over my penis, and on
occasion, co-workers even walk over it while it lays along the aisle
outside my office door.
Damn, I HATE having a ridiculously massive penis.
.
User: "Uncle Vic"

Title: Re: sos too long penis 05 Oct 2005 11:12:39 AM
on 05 Oct 2005 in alt.atheism, dear sweet Sasha (scironi@gmail.com) made
the light shine upon us with this:

I know EXACTLY how you feel. I'm always tripping over my penis, and on
occasion, co-workers even walk over it while it lays along the aisle
outside my office door.

Damn, I HATE having a ridiculously massive penis.


Mine keeps getting caught in the bumper of the car in front of me, but in
the long run it has saved me some gas money.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: sos too long penis 05 Oct 2005 11:49:39 AM
"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96E65DF00D81Avicman@127.0.0.1...

on 05 Oct 2005 in alt.atheism, dear sweet Sasha (scironi@gmail.com) made
the light shine upon us with this:

I know EXACTLY how you feel. I'm always tripping over my penis, and on
occasion, co-workers even walk over it while it lays along the aisle
outside my office door.

Damn, I HATE having a ridiculously massive penis.



Mine keeps getting caught in the bumper of the car in front of me, but in
the long run it has saved me some gas money.

Oh......my........goodness! ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
.
User: "Sasha"

Title: Re: sos too long penis 05 Oct 2005 12:31:04 PM
Seriously, Robyn...at this moment, you may be standing on the business
end of one of our angry todgers. Apparently, as belief in God
diminishes, the penis compensates.
.
User: "Uncle Vic"

Title: Re: sos too long penis 05 Oct 2005 04:34:21 PM
on 05 Oct 2005 in alt.atheism, dear sweet Sasha (scironi@gmail.com) made
the light shine upon us with this:

Seriously, Robyn...at this moment, you may be standing on the business
end of one of our angry todgers. Apparently, as belief in God
diminishes, the penis compensates.


....and Leon's getting Larrrrrger!
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
.



User: "Sasha"

Title: Re: sos too long penis 05 Oct 2005 11:28:55 AM

Mine keeps getting caught in the bumper of the car in front of me, but in

the long run it has saved me some gas money
You're an inspiration to us all. :-) Gives new meaning to " The Penis
Mightier" (Old Saturday Night Live Joke...I couldn't resist...I'm such
a geek...)
.




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