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"Fredric L. Rice" |
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08 Jul 2005 12:01:51 AM |
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Southpark Totally Offensive |
I saw a Southpark cartoon episode where some Native American
casino Indians seized all the property of the citizens of Southpark
so that the casino could bring a major highway through town to make
it easier for whites to get rooked at the casino.
The people of Southpark refused to sell and when their property
was taken over anyway (Eminent domain?) the people staged a sit in
along the streets so that the bulldozers couldn't go through.
So the Indians started walking among the townspeople handing out
free blankets because "it gets cold at night" and in the morning,
the whole town comes down with SARS.
<ROFL!> Jesus Fucking K. Crist, but that is _OFFENSIVE!!!_ But
it's so funny, too. Millions of Indians were murdered by the invading
Europeans using germ warfare by handing out Pox infected blankets to
the Indians that hadn't been shot, hung, stabbed, dragged behind
horses, and the other 10,000 ways to murder.
One of the townspeople kids is sent to a White Wise Man who lives in
a white trash trailor filled with animals and trash where the kid
takes a spiritual journey to receive a vision on how to cure the
townspeople of SARS. The White Wise Man puts paint thinner into a
paper bag and has the kid snort it. }:-}
The cure? Chicken Noodle Soup, "Dayquill," and "Sprite."
After the people are cured, the bulldozers come with the Indians
thinking everyone would be either dead or too weak to fight back but
they find everyone cured -- which is good because the casino owner's
own kid came down with SARS and he asks for the white man's cure.
Too frocking offensive. And funny.
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08 Jul 2005 08:18:37 AM |
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Fredric L. Rice wrote:
<ROFL!> Jesus Fucking K. Crist, but that is _OFFENSIVE!!!_ But
it's so funny, too. Millions of Indians were murdered by the invading
Europeans using germ warfare by handing out Pox infected blankets
Except that never happened. Don't feel bad, though - even
Jared Diamond (in his otherwise excellent _Guns, Germs
and Steel_) got that wrong. Yes, millions of American
Indians died from European diseases, but claims of
*deliberate* infection simply aren't supported by anything
in the historical record.
Walt Smith
Firelock on DALNet
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| User: "Ben Kaufman" |
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08 Jul 2005 06:08:11 PM |
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On 8 Jul 2005 06:18:37 -0700, wrote:
Fredric L. Rice wrote:
<ROFL!> Jesus Fucking K. Crist, but that is _OFFENSIVE!!!_ But
it's so funny, too. Millions of Indians were murdered by the invading
Europeans using germ warfare by handing out Pox infected blankets
Except that never happened. Don't feel bad, though - even
Jared Diamond (in his otherwise excellent _Guns, Germs
and Steel_) got that wrong. Yes, millions of American
Indians died from European diseases, but claims of
*deliberate* infection simply aren't supported by anything
in the historical record.
Walt Smith
Firelock on DALNet
As a matter of fact the lack of knowledge about how infections occur counters
it. As late as 1860, a Dr. Semmelweis who advocated washing hands before
treating patients was ridiculed by his peers.
(orig. link I had to story is no longer valid but here's a brief synopsis)
http://www.sciencecases.org/childbed_fever/childbed_fever.asp
Ben
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| User: "Graham Kennedy" |
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08 Jul 2005 11:11:38 AM |
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Fredric L. Rice wrote:
I saw a Southpark cartoon episode where some Native American
casino Indians seized all the property of the citizens of Southpark
so that the casino could bring a major highway through town to make
it easier for whites to get rooked at the casino.
The people of Southpark refused to sell and when their property
was taken over anyway (Eminent domain?) the people staged a sit in
along the streets so that the bulldozers couldn't go through.
So the Indians started walking among the townspeople handing out
free blankets because "it gets cold at night" and in the morning,
the whole town comes down with SARS.
<ROFL!> Jesus Fucking K. Crist, but that is _OFFENSIVE!!!_ But
it's so funny, too. Millions of Indians were murdered by the invading
Europeans using germ warfare by handing out Pox infected blankets to
the Indians that hadn't been shot, hung, stabbed, dragged behind
horses, and the other 10,000 ways to murder.
One of the townspeople kids is sent to a White Wise Man who lives in
a white trash trailor filled with animals and trash where the kid
takes a spiritual journey to receive a vision on how to cure the
townspeople of SARS. The White Wise Man puts paint thinner into a
paper bag and has the kid snort it. }:-}
The cure? Chicken Noodle Soup, "Dayquill," and "Sprite."
After the people are cured, the bulldozers come with the Indians
thinking everyone would be either dead or too weak to fight back but
they find everyone cured -- which is good because the casino owner's
own kid came down with SARS and he asks for the white man's cure.
Too frocking offensive. And funny.
Have you ever seen Cartman's rendition of The Aristocrats
joke? Quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen in a
good long while, and certainly one of the most offensive - so
bad they were banned from showing it in an episode, you can
only find it online.
--
Graham Kennedy
Creator and Author,
Daystrom Institute Technical Library
http://www.ditl.org
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| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
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08 Jul 2005 08:02:45 PM |
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Graham Kennedy <graham@ditl.org> wrote:
Fredric L. Rice wrote:
Too frocking offensive. And funny.
Have you ever seen Cartman's rendition of The Aristocrats
joke? Quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen in a
good long while, and certainly one of the most offensive - so
bad they were banned from showing it in an episode, you can
only find it online.
I've not found it, no. I'll make a note to look, though!
---
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Scientology crooks: http://sf.irk.ru/www/ot3/otiii-gif.html
http://PerkinsTragedy.org http://www.rightard.org/
End Republican race hatred: http://www.thedarkwind.org/
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| User: "jaybee" |
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08 Jul 2005 12:52:57 PM |
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Graham Kennedy wrote:
Have you ever seen Cartman's rendition of The Aristocrats
joke? Quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen in a
good long while, and certainly one of the most offensive - so
bad they were banned from showing it in an episode, you can
only find it online.
And so I did, and I thank you very, very much. Hilarious!
Warning: NOT SAFE for work or children:
http://www.spschat.com/RareMedia/videos/southparkjoke-thearistocrats.wmv
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| User: "G-Ride" |
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08 Jul 2005 01:59:10 PM |
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"jaybee" <yeahright@duh.com> wrote in message
news:utednVIUgZbjIFPfRVn-hA@comcast.com...
Graham Kennedy wrote:
Have you ever seen Cartman's rendition of The Aristocrats
joke? Quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen in a
good long while, and certainly one of the most offensive - so
bad they were banned from showing it in an episode, you can
only find it online.
And so I did, and I thank you very, very much. Hilarious!
Warning: NOT SAFE for work or children:
http://www.spschat.com/RareMedia/videos/southparkjoke-thearistocrats.wmv
Thanks for the link. That was fucking funny!
--
Aloha, G-Ride
"Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga."
- Dalai Llama
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| User: "Chris H. Fleming" |
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08 Jul 2005 12:37:09 PM |
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Graham Kennedy wrote:
Fredric L. Rice wrote:
I saw a Southpark cartoon episode where some Native American
casino Indians seized all the property of the citizens of Southpark
so that the casino could bring a major highway through town to make
it easier for whites to get rooked at the casino.
The people of Southpark refused to sell and when their property
was taken over anyway (Eminent domain?) the people staged a sit in
along the streets so that the bulldozers couldn't go through.
So the Indians started walking among the townspeople handing out
free blankets because "it gets cold at night" and in the morning,
the whole town comes down with SARS.
<ROFL!> Jesus Fucking K. Crist, but that is _OFFENSIVE!!!_ But
it's so funny, too. Millions of Indians were murdered by the invading
Europeans using germ warfare by handing out Pox infected blankets to
the Indians that hadn't been shot, hung, stabbed, dragged behind
horses, and the other 10,000 ways to murder.
One of the townspeople kids is sent to a White Wise Man who lives in
a white trash trailor filled with animals and trash where the kid
takes a spiritual journey to receive a vision on how to cure the
townspeople of SARS. The White Wise Man puts paint thinner into a
paper bag and has the kid snort it. }:-}
The cure? Chicken Noodle Soup, "Dayquill," and "Sprite."
After the people are cured, the bulldozers come with the Indians
thinking everyone would be either dead or too weak to fight back but
they find everyone cured -- which is good because the casino owner's
own kid came down with SARS and he asks for the white man's cure.
Too frocking offensive. And funny.
Have you ever seen Cartman's rendition of The Aristocrats
joke? Quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen in a
good long while, and certainly one of the most offensive - so
bad they were banned from showing it in an episode, you can
only find it online.
I see your "Aristocrat" and raise you 2 "Princess"
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/princess.html
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| User: "MarkA" |
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08 Jul 2005 06:51:24 AM |
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On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 05:01:51 +0000, Fredric L. Rice wrote:
I saw a Southpark cartoon episode where some Native American casino
Indians seized all the property of the citizens of Southpark so that the
casino could bring a major highway through town to make it easier for
whites to get rooked at the casino.
The people of Southpark refused to sell and when their property was taken
over anyway (Eminent domain?) the people staged a sit in along the streets
so that the bulldozers couldn't go through.
So the Indians started walking among the townspeople handing out free
blankets because "it gets cold at night" and in the morning, the whole
town comes down with SARS.
<ROFL!> Jesus Fucking K. Crist, but that is _OFFENSIVE!!!_ But it's so
funny, too. Millions of Indians were murdered by the invading Europeans
using germ warfare by handing out Pox infected blankets to the Indians
that hadn't been shot, hung, stabbed, dragged behind horses, and the other
10,000 ways to murder.
One of the townspeople kids is sent to a White Wise Man who lives in a
white trash trailor filled with animals and trash where the kid takes a
spiritual journey to receive a vision on how to cure the townspeople of
SARS. The White Wise Man puts paint thinner into a paper bag and has the
kid snort it. }:-}
The cure? Chicken Noodle Soup, "Dayquill," and "Sprite."
After the people are cured, the bulldozers come with the Indians thinking
everyone would be either dead or too weak to fight back but they find
everyone cured -- which is good because the casino owner's own kid came
down with SARS and he asks for the white man's cure.
Too frocking offensive. And funny.
---
http://www.ElmerFudd.US/ http://www.notserver.com/ Scientology crooks:
http://sf.irk.ru/www/ot3/otiii-gif.html http://PerkinsTragedy.org
http://www.rightard.org/ End Republican race hatred:
http://www.thedarkwind.org/
I hope you have seen the movie, "Team America". It was made by the
creator of Southpark. There were parts that left me gasping for breath,
from laughing so hard.
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "The other Donald" |
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08 Jul 2005 10:53:23 AM |
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"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.07.08.11.51.19.461261@stopspam.net...
On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 05:01:51 +0000, Fredric L. Rice wrote:
I saw a Southpark cartoon episode where some Native American casino
Indians seized all the property of the citizens of Southpark so that the
casino could bring a major highway through town to make it easier for
whites to get rooked at the casino.
The people of Southpark refused to sell and when their property was
taken
over anyway (Eminent domain?) the people staged a sit in along the
streets
so that the bulldozers couldn't go through.
So the Indians started walking among the townspeople handing out free
blankets because "it gets cold at night" and in the morning, the whole
town comes down with SARS.
<ROFL!> Jesus Fucking K. Crist, but that is _OFFENSIVE!!!_ But it's so
funny, too. Millions of Indians were murdered by the invading Europeans
using germ warfare by handing out Pox infected blankets to the Indians
that hadn't been shot, hung, stabbed, dragged behind horses, and the
other
10,000 ways to murder.
One of the townspeople kids is sent to a White Wise Man who lives in a
white trash trailor filled with animals and trash where the kid takes a
spiritual journey to receive a vision on how to cure the townspeople of
SARS. The White Wise Man puts paint thinner into a paper bag and has
the
kid snort it. }:-}
The cure? Chicken Noodle Soup, "Dayquill," and "Sprite."
After the people are cured, the bulldozers come with the Indians
thinking
everyone would be either dead or too weak to fight back but they find
everyone cured -- which is good because the casino owner's own kid came
down with SARS and he asks for the white man's cure.
Too frocking offensive. And funny.
---
http://www.ElmerFudd.US/ http://www.notserver.com/ Scientology
crooks:
http://sf.irk.ru/www/ot3/otiii-gif.html http://PerkinsTragedy.org
http://www.rightard.org/ End Republican race hatred:
http://www.thedarkwind.org/
I hope you have seen the movie, "Team America". It was made by the
creator of Southpark. There were parts that left me gasping for breath,
from laughing so hard.
I took my (then) 14-year-old daughter to see Team America. After the "bar
scene," she looked at me and asked, "How about some butter on your popcorn."
My kid's as distorted and fucked in the head as I am......makes me proud.
--
-Donald in Austin
AA #2104
Apatriot #22
Atheist FF/EMT
.....and ordained minister
Stork pin recipient: May 1, 2003 -Madelyn
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| User: "Mephisto" |
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08 Jul 2005 09:16:24 AM |
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On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 11:51:24 GMT, MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote:
I hope you have seen the movie, "Team America". It was made by the
creator of Southpark. There were parts that left me gasping for breath,
from laughing so hard.
That's on my rental list and I'm hoping they'll send it soon... I
can't wait to see it. The trailer looked absolutely fantastic.
Mephisto
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| User: "towelie" |
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08 Jul 2005 01:14:19 AM |
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TV's Fredric L. Rice wrote:
I saw a Southpark cartoon episode where some Native American
casino Indians seized all the property of the citizens of Southpark
so that the casino could bring a major highway through town to make
it easier for whites to get rooked at the casino.
The people of Southpark refused to sell and when their property
was taken over anyway (Eminent domain?) the people staged a sit in
along the streets so that the bulldozers couldn't go through.
So the Indians started walking among the townspeople handing out
free blankets because "it gets cold at night" and in the morning,
the whole town comes down with SARS.
<ROFL!> Jesus Fucking K. Crist, but that is _OFFENSIVE!!!_ But
it's so funny, too. Millions of Indians were murdered by the invading
Europeans using germ warfare by handing out Pox infected blankets to
the Indians that hadn't been shot, hung, stabbed, dragged behind
horses, and the other 10,000 ways to murder.
One of the townspeople kids is sent to a White Wise Man who lives in
a white trash trailor filled with animals and trash where the kid
takes a spiritual journey to receive a vision on how to cure the
townspeople of SARS. The White Wise Man puts paint thinner into a
paper bag and has the kid snort it. }:-}
The cure? Chicken Noodle Soup, "Dayquill," and "Sprite."
After the people are cured, the bulldozers come with the Indians
thinking everyone would be either dead or too weak to fight back but
they find everyone cured -- which is good because the casino owner's
own kid came down with SARS and he asks for the white man's cure.
Too frocking offensive. And funny.
The cool thing about South Park is that they make fun of everybody, Dem or
Repub, right-wing or left-wing, US or foreign.
--
Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning.
A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing.
- Maynard James Keenan
The belief in the Christian god... is an appalling nightmare. I reject
the notion that the whole universe was created by this kind of evil
creature who would create such a thing. - Anthony Flew, March 22, 2005
aa #2133
ap #19
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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08 Jul 2005 09:58:00 AM |
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"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:u4idnZ8o6J-Eh1PfRVn-vQ@centurytel.net...
TV's Fredric L. Rice wrote:
I saw a Southpark cartoon episode where some Native American
casino Indians seized all the property of the citizens of Southpark
so that the casino could bring a major highway through town to make
it easier for whites to get rooked at the casino.
The people of Southpark refused to sell and when their property
was taken over anyway (Eminent domain?) the people staged a sit in
along the streets so that the bulldozers couldn't go through.
So the Indians started walking among the townspeople handing out
free blankets because "it gets cold at night" and in the morning,
the whole town comes down with SARS.
<ROFL!> Jesus Fucking K. Crist, but that is _OFFENSIVE!!!_ But
it's so funny, too. Millions of Indians were murdered by the invading
Europeans using germ warfare by handing out Pox infected blankets to
the Indians that hadn't been shot, hung, stabbed, dragged behind
horses, and the other 10,000 ways to murder.
One of the townspeople kids is sent to a White Wise Man who lives in
a white trash trailor filled with animals and trash where the kid
takes a spiritual journey to receive a vision on how to cure the
townspeople of SARS. The White Wise Man puts paint thinner into a
paper bag and has the kid snort it. }:-}
The cure? Chicken Noodle Soup, "Dayquill," and "Sprite."
After the people are cured, the bulldozers come with the Indians
thinking everyone would be either dead or too weak to fight back but
they find everyone cured -- which is good because the casino owner's
own kid came down with SARS and he asks for the white man's cure.
Too frocking offensive. And funny.
The cool thing about South Park is that they make fun of everybody, Dem or
Repub, right-wing or left-wing, US or foreign.
They're definitely equal-opportunity offenders ;)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
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08 Jul 2005 08:01:53 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in message
The cool thing about South Park is that they make fun of everybody, Dem or
Repub, right-wing or left-wing, US or foreign.
They're definitely equal-opportunity offenders ;)
Repeat offenders.
---
http://www.ElmerFudd.US/ http://www.notserver.com/
Scientology crooks: http://sf.irk.ru/www/ot3/otiii-gif.html
http://PerkinsTragedy.org http://www.rightard.org/
End Republican race hatred: http://www.thedarkwind.org/
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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08 Jul 2005 03:57:34 PM |
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on 08 Jul 2005 in alt.atheism, dear sweet Robibnikoff
(witchypoo@broomstick.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
The cool thing about South Park is that they make fun of everybody,
Dem or Repub, right-wing or left-wing, US or foreign.
They're definitely equal-opportunity offenders ;)
I found Team America to be the same. If there was a slam to be had, they
had it.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
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'03 XVS650A
'04 XVS1100
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| User: "Desertphile" |
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08 Jul 2005 05:14:16 PM |
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That sounds very funny, in a non-funny sort of way. I should ask my
Navajo and Hopi neighbors if they saw the episode. :-)
As someone else pointed out, the "infected with smallpox blanket"
belief is almost certainly false.
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| User: "skyeyes" |
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08 Jul 2005 06:07:23 PM |
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Desertphile wrote:
As someone else pointed out, the "infected with smallpox blanket"
belief is almost certainly false.
It is entirely false. Smallpox microbes don't last on cloth.
That doesn't mean that some Anglo didn't *try* it, though.
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
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| User: "No 33 Secretary" |
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08 Jul 2005 06:15:10 PM |
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"skyeyes" <skyeyes@dakotacom.net> wrote in
news:1120864042.949492.50750@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
Desertphile wrote:
As someone else pointed out, the "infected with smallpox blanket"
belief is almost certainly false.
It is entirely false. Smallpox microbes don't last on cloth.
That doesn't mean that some Anglo didn't *try* it, though.
Do you have *any* evidence that *anyone* had enough of an understanding of
how disease was transmitted to have even concieved the idea, before the
20th century?
Cuz if you do, you'd be world famous in no time, cuz no other historian has
ever found the slightest trace of evidence.
--
Terry Austin
www.hyperbooks.com
Campaign Cartographer now available
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