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Religions > Atheism |
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"stoney" |
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15 Mar 2007 11:34:55 AM |
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Speared nuts |
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070314/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_bullfighter;_ylt=Ah3jvmHbj9gzYrpso0gDdkHtiBIF
Matador's chances of fatherhood hurt by goring
Wed Mar 14, 12:43 PM ET
MADRID (Reuters) - If Spanish matador Fernando Cruz ever has children,
he'll have doctors at the Valencia bullring to thank after he suffered a
double goring.
Cruz, 25, is recovering in hospital after the second bull of Tuesday's
corrida caught him in the upper thigh, throwing him into the air, and
gored him in the groin once he hit the ground.
Newspapers reproduced the eye-watering bulletin issued by surgeons at
the bullring after a two-hour operation and film of the incident was
played on the main evening news.
"Fernando Cruz is suffering from two horn wounds of 25 centimetres in
length each. One involves the fibres of the abductor muscle and dissects
the femoral artery, the other involves the scrotal area and eviscerates
both testicles."
Cruz was sitting up in his hospital bed on Wednesday. Astonishingly, he
is expected to be back in action in around three weeks.
/end
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Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Tough Tonto" |
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| Title: Re: Speared nuts |
15 Mar 2007 12:55:37 PM |
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Did the bull live?
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| User: "kingdoodlesquat" |
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| Title: Re: Speared nuts |
15 Mar 2007 06:33:44 PM |
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"Tough Tonto" <Chemo@subby.com> wrote in message
news:tMfKh.12792$S06.12606@trndny08...
Did the bull live?
Puts a new perspective on getting the horn.
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Speared nuts |
16 Mar 2007 12:56:03 AM |
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In article <7ativ212m9oai8tldk1s0sfg3nn01hi2l5@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070314/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_bullfighter;_ylt=Ah3jvmH
bj9gzYrpso0gDdkHtiBIF
Matador's chances of fatherhood hurt by goring
Wed Mar 14, 12:43 PM ET
MADRID (Reuters) - If Spanish matador Fernando Cruz ever has children,
he'll have doctors at the Valencia bullring to thank after he suffered a
double goring.
Cruz, 25, is recovering in hospital after the second bull of Tuesday's
corrida caught him in the upper thigh, throwing him into the air, and
gored him in the groin once he hit the ground.
Newspapers reproduced the eye-watering bulletin issued by surgeons at
the bullring after a two-hour operation and film of the incident was
played on the main evening news.
"Fernando Cruz is suffering from two horn wounds of 25 centimetres in
length each. One involves the fibres of the abductor muscle and dissects
the femoral artery, the other involves the scrotal area and eviscerates
both testicles."
Cruz was sitting up in his hospital bed on Wednesday. Astonishingly, he
is expected to be back in action in around three weeks.
/end
"...back in action in around three weeks." But not all kinds of 'action'
I would gather.
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: Speared nuts |
15 Mar 2007 11:09:09 AM |
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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:34:55 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070314/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_bullfighter;_ylt=Ah3jvmHbj9gzYrpso0gDdkHtiBIF
Matador's chances of fatherhood hurt by goring
Wed Mar 14, 12:43 PM ET
MADRID (Reuters) - If Spanish matador Fernando Cruz ever has children,
he'll have doctors at the Valencia bullring to thank after he suffered a
double goring.
Cruz, 25, is recovering in hospital after the second bull of Tuesday's
corrida caught him in the upper thigh, throwing him into the air, and
gored him in the groin once he hit the ground.
Newspapers reproduced the eye-watering bulletin issued by surgeons at
the bullring after a two-hour operation and film of the incident was
played on the main evening news.
"Fernando Cruz is suffering from two horn wounds of 25 centimetres in
length each. One involves the fibres of the abductor muscle and dissects
the femoral artery, the other involves the scrotal area and eviscerates
both testicles."
Cruz was sitting up in his hospital bed on Wednesday. Astonishingly, he
is expected to be back in action in around three weeks.
Well, you know what they say. If you ***** with the bull...... <G>
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