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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Tarapia Tapioco"
Date: 28 Dec 2003 05:20:10 AM
Object: Spring Picnic
Now that the worst of winter has passed us by it's time to shack up the
family and make your plans to attend all of the summer long picnics at our
heritage line picnic and camping grounds. For your new 2004 price list
write to me at - Jasmin <gaf-sharon@earthlink.net> Please pay very
close attention to all of the new rules before sending for your season
pass, most importantly, our grounds are only open to family's with an
income range of sixty eight thousand per year and up, no over weight
persons or people with only what i would consider common looks. We are
trying to show the world that being in Gods grace is beneficial and if your
fat and ugly your no use to us. So if your pretty to look at and have more
money then brains you will find the happiness your looking for in Gods
green pastures and mountains of glory.
____________________________________
Jasmin And God Welcome Everyone To
"The Church of Our Loving Father of Christ"
.

User: "Rv Cloim"

Title: Re: Spring Picnic 28 Dec 2003 04:24:37 PM
On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 12:20:10 +0100, Tarapia Tapioco wrote:

Now that the worst of winter has passed us by

What? Where do you live?
Around here winter doesn't reach it's peak until January.
So far it's been mild.

it's time to shack up the
family

That don't sound right to me.

and make your plans to attend all of the summer long picnics at our
heritage line picnic and camping grounds. For your new 2004 price list
write to me at - Jasmin <gaf-sharon@earthlink.net> Please pay very
close attention to all of the new rules before sending for your season
pass, most importantly, our grounds are only open to family's with an
income range of sixty eight thousand per year and up, no over weight
persons or people with only what i would consider common looks. We are
trying to show the world that being in Gods grace is beneficial and if your
fat and ugly your no use to us. So if your pretty to look at and have more
money then brains you will find the happiness your looking for in Gods
green pastures and mountains of glory.

Damn. I have more brains than money. Screwed again.
....
When referring to things not going right, wouldn't it make more sense to
say 'not screwed again'?
.

User: "khartoum"

Title: Re: Spring Picnic 28 Dec 2003 08:10:39 AM
Tarapia Tapioco wrote:

Now that the worst of winter has passed us by it's time to shack up the
family and make your plans to attend all of the summer long picnics at our
heritage line picnic and camping grounds. For your new 2004 price list
write to me at - Jasmin <gaf-sharon@earthlink.net> Please pay very
close attention to all of the new rules before sending for your season
pass, most importantly, our grounds are only open to family's with an
income range of sixty eight thousand per year and up, no over weight
persons or people with only what i would consider common looks. We are
trying to show the world that being in Gods grace is beneficial and if your
fat and ugly your no use to us. So if your pretty to look at and have more
money then brains you will find the happiness your looking for in Gods
green pastures and mountains of glory.

____________________________________
Jasmin And God Welcome Everyone To
"The Church of Our Loving Father of Christ"



That reminds me, did anyone get the memo about the EAC spring picnic
being canceled? Last years was allot of fun but they should never have
named it The EAC Charity Orphanage BB-Q. That was a mis fortunate
misunderstanding on our part. ;-)
--
***********************************************
Khartoum aa#2110
When two men of science disagree, they do not invoke the secular arm;
they wait for further evidence to decide the issue, because, as men
of science,they know that neither is infallible. But when two
theologians differ,since there is no criteria to which either can
appeal, there is nothing for it but mutual hatred and an open or
covert appeal to force.
Bertrand Russell
Can Religion Cure our Troubles 1954
.
User: "Wolf333"

Title: Re: Spring Picnic 28 Dec 2003 06:00:43 PM
"khartoum" <khartoumNOSPAM@insightbb.com> wrote in message
news:zvBHb.672420$HS4.4768825@attbi_s01...

Tarapia Tapioco wrote:

Now that the worst of winter has passed us by it's time to shack up the
family and make your plans to attend all of the summer long picnics at

our

heritage line picnic and camping grounds. For your new 2004 price list
write to me at - Jasmin <gaf-sharon@earthlink.net> Please pay very
close attention to all of the new rules before sending for your season
pass, most importantly, our grounds are only open to family's with an
income range of sixty eight thousand per year and up, no over weight
persons or people with only what i would consider common looks. We are
trying to show the world that being in Gods grace is beneficial and if

your

fat and ugly your no use to us. So if your pretty to look at and have

more

money then brains you will find the happiness your looking for in Gods
green pastures and mountains of glory.

____________________________________
Jasmin And God Welcome Everyone To
"The Church of Our Loving Father of Christ"



That reminds me, did anyone get the memo about the EAC spring picnic
being canceled? Last years was allot of fun but they should never have
named it The EAC Charity Orphanage BB-Q. That was a mis fortunate
misunderstanding on our part. ;-)

--
***********************************************
Khartoum aa#2110

(Wolf jumps up, wearing a "Kiss The Cook" apron)
Hey! How was I supposed to know the BBQ was a benefit for the Orphanage? You
guys said you wanted an orphanage BBQ, and that's what you got!
--
"Everyone gather 'round! It's time for pastel-tinted hairy balls with salsa
verde!"
Michael Wolfe
aa #1912
.



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