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01 Jul 2006 09:13:16 PM |
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Stamp out SIN! |
Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has
rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then
he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try Masturbation.
.... anything with a "Rock," "Country" or "Gospel" beat to it (even if
it is labeled "Christian!") is designed to incite sexual desire and
summon demons from the Pit of Hell straight into your nice little
Suburban home! (We have documentation on file for those of you who
don't believe this.) Practically all music CDs, tapes or MP3 files in
your child's possession must be destroyed, ... If you collaborate
with your fellow Church-goers on this, the event can turn into a
huge, festive Bonfire and prayer meeting!
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| User: "leo" |
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| Title: Re: Stamp out SIN! |
02 Jul 2006 12:39:30 PM |
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ha escrito:
Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has
rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then
he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try Masturbation.
... anything with a "Rock," "Country" or "Gospel" beat to it (even if
it is labeled "Christian!") is designed to incite sexual desire and
summon demons from the Pit of Hell straight into your nice little
Suburban home! (We have documentation on file for those of you who
don't believe this.) Practically all music CDs, tapes or MP3 files in
your child's possession must be destroyed, ... If you collaborate
with your fellow Church-goers on this, the event can turn into a
huge, festive Bonfire and prayer meeting!
Does your kid hears rock music? Does hi consult veideo prono in the
Internet?
What about giving him a good beating with a bat of baseball?
Or perhaps... it would be better to go the the elders of the tribe and
ask them to kill you son by stoning? This advice come out in the
Deuteronomy.
Consult the Bible and dont hesitate to kill him if don't change.
Leopoldo
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: Stamp out SIN! |
01 Jul 2006 10:13:28 PM |
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wrote in news:1151806396.120010.208620
@v61g2000cwv.googlegroups.com:
Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has
rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then
he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try Masturbation.
... anything with a "Rock," "Country" or "Gospel" beat to it (even if
it is labeled "Christian!") is designed to incite sexual desire and
summon demons from the Pit of Hell straight into your nice little
Suburban home! (We have documentation on file for those of you who
don't believe this.) Practically all music CDs, tapes or MP3 files in
your child's possession must be destroyed, ... If you collaborate
with your fellow Church-goers on this, the event can turn into a
huge, festive Bonfire and prayer meeting!
LOKI!!!
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Enkidu AA#2165
http://www.thoughts.leaddogs.org/
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
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| User: "Woden" |
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| Title: Re: Stamp out SIN! |
01 Jul 2006 10:05:56 PM |
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wrote in news:1151806396.120010.208620
@v61g2000cwv.googlegroups.com:
Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has
rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then
he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try Masturbation.
... anything with a "Rock," "Country" or "Gospel" beat to it (even if
it is labeled "Christian!") is designed to incite sexual desire and
summon demons from the Pit of Hell straight into your nice little
Suburban home! (We have documentation on file for those of you who
don't believe this.) Practically all music CDs, tapes or MP3 files in
your child's possession must be destroyed, ... If you collaborate
with your fellow Church-goers on this, the event can turn into a
huge, festive Bonfire and prayer meeting!
LOL. Good parody of the god-soaked fools that bother us here in
alt.atheism.
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Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Stamp out SIN! |
01 Jul 2006 10:23:30 PM |
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wrote in news:1151806396.120010.208620
@v61g2000cwv.googlegroups.com:
Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has
rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then
he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try Masturbation.
... anything with a "Rock," "Country" or "Gospel" beat to it (even if
it is labeled "Christian!") is designed to incite sexual desire and
summon demons from the Pit of Hell straight into your nice little
Suburban home! (We have documentation on file for those of you who
don't believe this.) Practically all music CDs, tapes or MP3 files in
your child's possession must be destroyed, ... If you collaborate
with your fellow Church-goers on this, the event can turn into a
huge, festive Bonfire and prayer meeting!
It is a pity
To see a low-key Loki
We can do better.
--
Doc Smartass
"I am George W. Fudd, Miwwionaire. I own a mansion, a yacht, and your phone
number."
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Stamp out SIN! |
01 Jul 2006 10:29:55 PM |
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wrote:
Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music?
Say it ain't so! Say it ain't so!
If a teenager has rebelled against God far enough
to listen to the Devil's music, then he or she has
almost certainly rebelled enough to try Masturbation.
Oh. My. Dear. If they dare try THAT, what is next?
Dancing?
THE HORROR! THE HORROR!
I have to sit down...
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie" |
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| Title: Re: Stamp out SIN! |
02 Jul 2006 12:51:14 PM |
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wrote:
Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has
rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then
he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try Masturbation.
... anything with a "Rock," "Country" or "Gospel" beat to it (even if
it is labeled "Christian!")
Never saw it like that before. Let's see:
"Who's that writin'"
Nothing
"John the Revelator"
Mmm
"Who's that writin"
Mmmmm
"John the Revelator"
Ooh! Yeah!
"Who's that writing"
'Hands on' time, folks!
"John the Revelator"
Rubba dubba....
"Wrote the book of the seven Seeeahhhhhhh"
Phew!
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| User: "Olrik" |
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| Title: Re: Stamp out SIN! |
02 Jul 2006 12:18:03 AM |
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wrote:
Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has
rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then
he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try Masturbation.
... anything with a "Rock," "Country" or "Gospel" beat to it (even if
it is labeled "Christian!") is designed to incite sexual desire and
summon demons from the Pit of Hell straight into your nice little
Suburban home! (We have documentation on file for those of you who
don't believe this.) Practically all music CDs, tapes or MP3 files in
your child's possession must be destroyed, ... If you collaborate
with your fellow Church-goers on this, the event can turn into a
huge, festive Bonfire and prayer meeting!
0/5 on the troll meter : too obvious. Better luck next time.
Olrik
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| User: "Josh Miles" |
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02 Jul 2006 10:49:46 AM |
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Olrik wrote:
PGardner00@gmail.com wrote:
Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has
rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then
he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try Masturbation.
... anything with a "Rock," "Country" or "Gospel" beat to it (even if
it is labeled "Christian!") is designed to incite sexual desire and
summon demons from the Pit of Hell straight into your nice little
Suburban home! (We have documentation on file for those of you who
don't believe this.) Practically all music CDs, tapes or MP3 files in
your child's possession must be destroyed, ... If you collaborate
with your fellow Church-goers on this, the event can turn into a
huge, festive Bonfire and prayer meeting!
0/5 on the troll meter : too obvious. Better luck next time.
Olrik
I'm very concerned about the Loki troll community. They don't make 'em
like they used to. They're a dying breed. They don't even try very hard
anymore, it seems. It's very sad.
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| User: "Olrik" |
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| Title: Re: Stamp out SIN! |
02 Jul 2006 11:14:15 PM |
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Josh Miles wrote:
Olrik wrote:
PGardner00@gmail.com wrote:
Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has
rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then
he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try Masturbation.
... anything with a "Rock," "Country" or "Gospel" beat to it (even if
it is labeled "Christian!") is designed to incite sexual desire and
summon demons from the Pit of Hell straight into your nice little
Suburban home! (We have documentation on file for those of you who
don't believe this.) Practically all music CDs, tapes or MP3 files in
your child's possession must be destroyed, ... If you collaborate
with your fellow Church-goers on this, the event can turn into a
huge, festive Bonfire and prayer meeting!
0/5 on the troll meter : too obvious. Better luck next time.
Olrik
I'm very concerned about the Loki troll community. They don't make 'em
like they used to. They're a dying breed. They don't even try very hard
anymore, it seems. It's very sad.
Yeah. I think they lack sincerity.
:-)
Olrik
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| User: "Josh Miles" |
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03 Jul 2006 01:50:05 AM |
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Olrik wrote:
Josh Miles wrote:
Olrik wrote:
PGardner00@gmail.com wrote:
Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has
rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then
he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try Masturbation.
... anything with a "Rock," "Country" or "Gospel" beat to it (even if
it is labeled "Christian!") is designed to incite sexual desire and
summon demons from the Pit of Hell straight into your nice little
Suburban home! (We have documentation on file for those of you who
don't believe this.) Practically all music CDs, tapes or MP3 files in
your child's possession must be destroyed, ... If you collaborate
with your fellow Church-goers on this, the event can turn into a
huge, festive Bonfire and prayer meeting!
0/5 on the troll meter : too obvious. Better luck next time.
Olrik
I'm very concerned about the Loki troll community. They don't make 'em
like they used to. They're a dying breed. They don't even try very hard
anymore, it seems. It's very sad.
Yeah. I think they lack sincerity.
:-)
And originality.
Olrik
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: Stamp out SIN! |
02 Jul 2006 04:43:00 AM |
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In article <1151806396.120010.208620@v61g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>,
wrote:
Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has
rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then
he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try Masturbation.
... anything with a "Rock," "Country" or "Gospel" beat to it (even if
it is labeled "Christian!") is designed to incite sexual desire and
summon demons from the Pit of Hell straight into your nice little
Suburban home! (We have documentation on file for those of you who
don't believe this.) Practically all music CDs, tapes or MP3 files in
your child's possession must be destroyed, ... If you collaborate
with your fellow Church-goers on this, the event can turn into a
huge, festive Bonfire and prayer meeting!
What we need more than this message is an *original* parody of
Christaholic nutbars.
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "John Baker" |
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02 Jul 2006 04:45:11 PM |
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On 1 Jul 2006 19:13:16 -0700, wrote:
Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has
rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then
he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try Masturbation.
... anything with a "Rock," "Country" or "Gospel" beat to it (even if
it is labeled "Christian!") is designed to incite sexual desire and
summon demons from the Pit of Hell straight into your nice little
Suburban home! (We have documentation on file for those of you who
don't believe this.) Practically all music CDs, tapes or MP3 files in
your child's possession must be destroyed, ... If you collaborate
with your fellow Church-goers on this, the event can turn into a
huge, festive Bonfire and prayer meeting!
I detect the presence of a certain red-haired Scandinavian deity.....
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Stamp out SIN! |
02 Jul 2006 10:54:48 AM |
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On 1 Jul 2006 19:13:16 -0700, wrote:
Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has
rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then
he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try Masturbation.
... anything with a "Rock," "Country" or "Gospel" beat to it (even if
it is labeled "Christian!") is designed to incite sexual desire and
summon demons from the Pit of Hell straight into your nice little
Suburban home! (We have documentation on file for those of you who
don't believe this.) Practically all music CDs, tapes or MP3 files in
your child's possession must be destroyed, ... If you collaborate
with your fellow Church-goers on this, the event can turn into a
huge, festive Bonfire and prayer meeting!
You must call in your prescription at least a week before you run out.
Talk to your doctor about adjusting the dosage, too.
Sunyata
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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01 Jul 2006 09:51:08 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet (PGardner00@gmail.com) made
the light shine upon us with this:
Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has
rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then
he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try Masturbation.
... anything with a "Rock," "Country" or "Gospel" beat to it (even if
it is labeled "Christian!") is designed to incite sexual desire and
summon demons from the Pit of Hell <SLAP!!>
Why do you think sex is a bad thing? It feels good. It makes us love
one another. It adds more humans to the human race.
Maybe you get embarrassed when you have to pull your pants down in front
of a woman, is that it? Are you ashamed of yourself? Why? I'll bet
it's because you believe in the stupid stories in the bible. Do you
think the world will end if your lady saw your pee-pee? Maybe you're
right. Maybe it's so itty-bitty that she'd double up and laugh, and
leave the room if you didn't tie her to the bed and treat her like one of
your bible heros would treat a woman.
If there was no religion, people like you would be bred right out of the
gene pool. You're pathetic.
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
The laws that require me to NOT kill people I don't like REALLY bug
me, or there would be many less of YOUR kind.
-John Weatherly
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Stamp out SIN! |
01 Jul 2006 10:38:25 PM |
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Uncle Vic wrote:
Why do you think sex is a bad thing?
Calling masturbation "Sex" is like gunning the
engine in your driveway & calling it "Stock car
racing."
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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01 Jul 2006 11:00:27 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet (jtem01@gmail.com) made the
light shine upon us with this:
Uncle Vic wrote:
Why do you think sex is a bad thing?
Calling masturbation "Sex" is like gunning the
engine in your driveway & calling it "Stock car
racing."
Who was talking about masturbation?
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
The laws that require me to NOT kill people I don't like REALLY bug
me, or there would be many less of YOUR kind.
-John Weatherly
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Stamp out SIN! |
01 Jul 2006 11:05:44 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Uncle Vic
(address@withheld.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet (jtem01@gmail.com) made
the light shine upon us with this:
Uncle Vic wrote:
Why do you think sex is a bad thing?
Calling masturbation "Sex" is like gunning the
engine in your driveway & calling it "Stock car
racing."
Who was talking about masturbation?
Oh, I missed that....
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
The laws that require me to NOT kill people I don't like REALLY bug
me, or there would be many less of YOUR kind.
-John Weatherly
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