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User: "DavidMills.Net"
Date: 23 Jan 2008 12:52:38 AM
Object: Stephen Hawking Becomes a Born-Again Christian!!!
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking just announced on YouTube that he's become
a born-again Christian? I couldn't believe it, but here's the link to his
statement and his reasoning behind it:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TI9a3bTy1j4
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User: "Sanitys Little Helper"

Title: Re: Stephen Hawking Becomes a Born-Again Christian!!! 23 Jan 2008 06:43:04 AM
"DavidMills.Net" <davidamills@verizon.net> wrote in
news:WuBlj.12357$XI6.4918@trndny04 to alt.atheism on 23 Jan 2008:

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking just announced on YouTube that he's
become a born-again Christian? I couldn't believe it, but here's the
link to his statement and his reasoning behind it:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TI9a3bTy1j4



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of kitchen towels.
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The monkeys are loose in the library again. They're gibbbering something
about "Answers In Genesis".

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User: "Michelle Malkin"

Title: Re: Stephen Hawking Becomes a Born-Again Christian!!! 24 Jan 2008 04:14:31 AM
"DavidMills.Net" <davidamills@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:WuBlj.12357$XI6.4918@trndny04...

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking just announced on YouTube that he's
become a born-again Christian? I couldn't believe it, but here's the link
to his statement and his reasoning behind it:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TI9a3bTy1j4

It's funny, but I don't like this kind of use of
someone who is seriously handicapped.
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User: "Geoff"

Title: Re: Stephen Hawking Becomes a Born-Again Christian!!! 24 Jan 2008 01:33:14 PM
Michelle Malkin wrote:

"DavidMills.Net" <davidamills@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:WuBlj.12357$XI6.4918@trndny04...

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking just announced on YouTube that he's
become a born-again Christian? I couldn't believe it, but here's the
link to his statement and his reasoning behind it:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TI9a3bTy1j4

It's funny, but I don't like this kind of use of
someone who is seriously handicapped.

I've seen how you treat some of the mental defectives around here.
Hypocrite!
Being hypocritical is the worst thing in the world unless it's me.
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User: "Michelle Malkin"

Title: Re: Stephen Hawking Becomes a Born-Again Christian!!! 25 Jan 2008 06:10:09 AM
"Geoff" <gebobs@yahoo.nospam.com> wrote in message
news:7K2dnc0Ef5RgegXanZ2dnUVZ_ternZ2d@giganews.com...

Michelle Malkin wrote:

"DavidMills.Net" <davidamills@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:WuBlj.12357$XI6.4918@trndny04...

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking just announced on YouTube that he's
become a born-again Christian? I couldn't believe it, but here's the
link to his statement and his reasoning behind it:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TI9a3bTy1j4

It's funny, but I don't like this kind of use of
someone who is seriously handicapped.


I've seen how you treat some of the mental defectives around here.
Hypocrite!

Anything to try to help them escape from their mental box.


Being hypocritical is the worst thing in the world unless it's me.

Oh, pish tosh.
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User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Stephen Hawking Becomes a Born-Again Christian!!! 25 Jan 2008 03:22:51 AM
On Thu, 24 Jan 2008 05:14:31 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:



"DavidMills.Net" <davidamills@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:WuBlj.12357$XI6.4918@trndny04...

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking just announced on YouTube that he's
become a born-again Christian? I couldn't believe it, but here's the link
to his statement and his reasoning behind it:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TI9a3bTy1j4

It's funny, but I don't like this kind of use of
someone who is seriously handicapped.

It does not seem to have "gone doen" very well at all.
Unlike other of Mr. Mills' offerings.
Very crass.
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User: "DanielSan"

Title: Re: Stephen Hawking Becomes a Born-Again Christian!!! 23 Jan 2008 05:25:13 AM
DavidMills.Net said the following on 1/22/2008 10:52 PM:

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking just announced on YouTube that he's become
a born-again Christian? I couldn't believe it, but here's the link to his
statement and his reasoning behind it:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TI9a3bTy1j4


It was fairly humorous, but could've been a lot better. :-)
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* of the whole American people which declared that *
* their legislature should make no law respecting *
* an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the *
* free exercise thereof, thus building a wall of *
* separation between church and state." *
* --Thomas Jefferson, 1802 *
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User: "Denis Loubet"

Title: Re: Stephen Hawking Becomes a Born-Again Christian!!! 23 Jan 2008 11:38:46 AM
"DanielSan" <danielsan1977@gmail.com> wrote in message
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DavidMills.Net said the following on 1/22/2008 10:52 PM:

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking just announced on YouTube that he's
become a born-again Christian? I couldn't believe it, but here's the link
to his statement and his reasoning behind it:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TI9a3bTy1j4


It was fairly humorous, but could've been a lot better. :-)

And by better, we mean shorter.
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dloubet@io.com
http//www.io.com/~dloubet
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User: "Geoff"

Title: Re: Stephen Hawking Becomes a Born-Again Christian!!! 23 Jan 2008 11:44:35 AM
DavidMills.Net wrote:

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking just announced on YouTube that he's
become a born-again Christian? I couldn't believe it, but here's the
link to his statement and his reasoning behind it:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TI9a3bTy1j4

The full range of responses. Michael panned it as puerile rubbish, DanielSan
thought it was fairly humorous, and Sanity spewed. I guess I'll have to see
for myself.
<off to watch>
I'm going to slide my opinion between that of Michael's and Daniels, leaning
toward Michael's. I have to admit though, I only made it about half way
through.
Not very original...for example, the three miracles/card tricks was done
before in a bit by Fr. Guido Sarducci, and much better I should add.
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User: "DanielSan"

Title: Re: Stephen Hawking Becomes a Born-Again Christian!!! 23 Jan 2008 10:49:18 PM
Geoff said the following on 1/23/2008 9:44 AM:

DavidMills.Net wrote:

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking just announced on YouTube that he's
become a born-again Christian? I couldn't believe it, but here's the
link to his statement and his reasoning behind it:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TI9a3bTy1j4


The full range of responses. Michael panned it as puerile rubbish, DanielSan
thought it was fairly humorous, and Sanity spewed. I guess I'll have to see
for myself.

By "fairly humorous", I meant it induced a chuckle maybe twice. The
rest of time I sat there with my hand on my chin, waiting for something
funny to happen. It didn't.
I'm an easy laugh. If you can't get a laugh out of me (merely a chuckle
or two), you fail at the comedy.
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* DanielSan -- alt.atheism #2226 *
*--------------------------------------------------*
* "I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act *
* of the whole American people which declared that *
* their legislature should make no law respecting *
* an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the *
* free exercise thereof, thus building a wall of *
* separation between church and state." *
* --Thomas Jefferson, 1802 *
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User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Stephen Hawking Becomes a Born-Again Christian!!! 23 Jan 2008 02:11:58 AM
On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:52:38 GMT, "DavidMills.Net"
<davidamills@verizon.net> wrote:

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking just announced on YouTube that he's become
a born-again Christian? I couldn't believe it, but here's the link to his
statement and his reasoning behind it:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TI9a3bTy1j4

Not a very good joke, sir.
You are capable of far better than this puerile rubbish.
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User: "Apostate"

Title: Re: Stephen Hawking Becomes a Born-Again Christian!!! 23 Jan 2008 11:11:53 AM
On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:52:38 GMT, "DavidMills.Net" <davidamills@verizon.net> wrote:

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking just announced on YouTube that he's become
a born-again Christian? I couldn't believe it, but here's the link to his
statement and his reasoning behind it:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TI9a3bTy1j4

Very lame.
And I mean the spoof, not Stephen.
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User: "Mike"

Title: Re: Stephen Hawking Becomes a Born-Again Christian!!! 23 Jan 2008 11:18:19 AM
On Jan 23, 12:11=A0pm, Apostate <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid>
wrote:

On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:52:38 GMT, "DavidMills.Net" <davidami...@verizon.ne=

t> wrote:

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking just announced on YouTube that he's bec=

ome

a born-again Christian? I couldn't believe it, but here's the link to his=
statement and his reasoning behind it:


http://youtube.com/watch?v=3DTI9a3bTy1j4


Very lame.

And I mean the spoof, not Stephen.

I thought it was funny for about 10 seconds, but got tired very soon.
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User: "Apostate"

Title: Re: Stephen Hawking Becomes a Born-Again Christian!!! 23 Jan 2008 01:08:02 PM
On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:18:19 -0800 (PST), Mike <matmzc@hofstra.edu> wrote:

On Jan 23, 12:11 pm, Apostate <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid>
wrote:

On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:52:38 GMT, "DavidMills.Net" <davidami...@verizon.net> wrote:

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking just announced on YouTube that he's become
a born-again Christian? I couldn't believe it, but here's the link to his
statement and his reasoning behind it:


http://youtube.com/watch?v=TI9a3bTy1j4


Very lame.

And I mean the spoof, not Stephen.


I thought it was funny for about 10 seconds, but got tired very soon.

It wouldn't be hard to get a speech synthesizer that sounds like his.
This failed at first impression, imo, by being such a poor impression of the well-known
'voice'.
For the rest of it, I agree that it fell off with time, starting early.
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