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"quibbler" |
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30 Sep 2003 03:31:37 PM |
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"stump the pastor" at 7:30 tonight!! Input needed ASAP!!! |
Well, it's probably way too late for most of you all to give feedback
in time, but I saw this advertisement in the paper today that said,
"Come by and stump the pastor at 7:30 pm ...". (That's mountain time
today in the US). Basically, they are inviting people to ask questions
about the existence of god, xian doctrine, etc. I'm fairly confident
that I can come up with a few hard questions on my own. But I was
wondering if people had any recommendations for a few real zingers.
I'm gonna print out a list and show up. I suspect that this is some
kind of scam to try to convert atheists. But I'm not gonna let them
play me like that. I'm just going to remind them that "you invited
people to ask you questions and that's what I'm here to do". If they
try any of their emotional stuff or guilt tripping I'm just going to
reiterate that I'm here to get information, not to have people shriek
or cry or do name calling and recriminations. For that matter, if they
try to turn any questions around or ask me to prove anything, I intend
to remind them that they called this event "stump the pastor", not
"answer a question with another question to the unbeliever". It's in
the student union, not a church, so that's makes it less likely that
they will be able to set up a complete ambush. I'm gonna try to bring
my brother and one or two buddies (if they can make it) so that xers
can't so easily surround and intimidate and shout us down. Anyway,
I'd like to have enough information to keep things going for a while.
Of course, I will report results after the event ends tonight. :))
--
_____________________________________________________
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "Appelonius" |
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| Title: Re: "stump the pastor" at 7:30 tonight!! Input needed ASAP!!! |
30 Sep 2003 04:54:08 PM |
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"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.19e39616be2a9a9a98a1f6@news.cis.dfn.de...
Well, it's probably way too late for most of you all to give feedback
in time, but I saw this advertisement in the paper today that said,
"Come by and stump the pastor at 7:30 pm ...". (That's mountain time
today in the US). Basically, they are inviting people to ask questions
about the existence of god, xian doctrine, etc. I'm fairly confident
that I can come up with a few hard questions on my own. But I was
wondering if people had any recommendations for a few real zingers.
I'm gonna print out a list and show up.
I'm kind of wondering if they have an explanation for the discrepancy about
the day Jesus dies (was it the day *of* passover or the day *after*
passover?)
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| User: "Melchizedek" |
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| Title: Re: "stump the pastor" at 7:30 tonight!! Input needed ASAP!!! |
30 Sep 2003 07:23:37 PM |
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"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.19e39616be2a9a9a98a1f6@news.cis.dfn.de...
Well, it's probably way too late for most of you all to give feedback
in time, but I saw this advertisement in the paper today that said,
"Come by and stump the pastor at 7:30 pm ...". (That's mountain time
today in the US). Basically, they are inviting people to ask questions
about the existence of god, xian doctrine, etc. I'm fairly confident
that I can come up with a few hard questions on my own. But I was
wondering if people had any recommendations for a few real zingers.
I'm gonna print out a list and show up. I suspect that this is some
kind of scam to try to convert atheists. But I'm not gonna let them
play me like that. I'm just going to remind them that "you invited
people to ask you questions and that's what I'm here to do". If they
try any of their emotional stuff or guilt tripping I'm just going to
reiterate that I'm here to get information, not to have people shriek
or cry or do name calling and recriminations. For that matter, if they
try to turn any questions around or ask me to prove anything, I intend
to remind them that they called this event "stump the pastor", not
"answer a question with another question to the unbeliever". It's in
the student union, not a church, so that's makes it less likely that
they will be able to set up a complete ambush. I'm gonna try to bring
my brother and one or two buddies (if they can make it) so that xers
can't so easily surround and intimidate and shout us down. Anyway,
I'd like to have enough information to keep things going for a while.
Of course, I will report results after the event ends tonight. :))
How long before opposing atheists start growing horns? :-D".
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| User: "Blast Femur" |
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| Title: Re: "stump the pastor" at 7:30 tonight!! Input needed ASAP!!! |
30 Sep 2003 11:50:05 PM |
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"Melchizedek" <Melchizedek@as-if.com> wrote in news:c8peb.632$Ay4.18
@news.randori.com:
How long before opposing atheists start growing horns? :-D".
Silly question. The silly answer, of course is we already have them.
--
Blast Femur
______________
So, what are you going to do with the first 18,547,387,259,122,090 years of
eternity?
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: "stump the pastor" at 7:30 tonight!! Input needed ASAP!!! |
30 Sep 2003 11:19:00 PM |
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In article <c8peb.632$Ay4.18@news.randori.com>,
says...
How long before opposing atheists start growing horns? :-D".
That's pretty fucking stupid and meaningless, as usual.
--
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Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: "stump the pastor" at 7:30 tonight!! Input needed ASAP!!! |
01 Oct 2003 09:35:01 AM |
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In article <c8peb.632$Ay4.18@news.randori.com>, Melchizedek says...
snippage
How long before opposing atheists start growing horns? :-D".
How long before you actually post something intelligent?
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Melchizedek" |
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01 Oct 2003 11:59:09 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:pCBeb.22574$cJ5.3211@www.newsranger.com...
In article <c8peb.632$Ay4.18@news.randori.com>, Melchizedek says...
snippage
How long before opposing atheists start growing horns? :-D".
How long before you actually post something intelligent?
The Fifth Horseman
And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon
him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make
war.
His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns;
and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name
is called The Word of God... -Revelation 19:11-13
The Ultimate Victor: The Horseman of Revelation 19
Is this His first arrival on Planet Earth?...or His second?...or His third?
What events precede His arrival?
Does He appear on the Mount of Olives? Or in Petra?
What happens then?!
Dr. Chuck Missler, international Biblical authority, examines some of the
little-known facts concerning the Second Coming of Christ and misconceptions
attending this cataclysmic event. Also included is an interview with Dr. John
Walvoord, one of the world's foremost experts in eschatology.
The Ultimate Victor
Behold The Fifth Horseman
Part 1 Who is the Fith Horseman of the Apocalypse?
Part 2 Will Jesus literally return and take David's throne?
Part 3 What is the 2nd question in the Acts 15 council?
Part 4 Dr. John Walvoord answers some questions.
Part 5 Dr. Walvoord on the marriage supper of the Lamb.
The Horseman of Revelation 19
What events precede His arrival?
Does He appear on the Mount of Olives? Or in Petra?
In this briefing, Chuck Missler examines some of the little-known facts
concerning the Return of Christ.
ftp://5thhorseman:5thhorseman@65.127.169.45/index.html
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: "stump the pastor" at 7:30 tonight!! Input needed ASAP!!! |
02 Oct 2003 03:14:48 PM |
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In article <wgOeb.57$OQ1.8@news.randori.com>,
says...
"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:pCBeb.22574$cJ5.3211@www.newsranger.com...
In article <c8peb.632$Ay4.18@news.randori.com>, Melchizedek says...
snippage
How long before opposing atheists start growing horns? :-D".
How long before you actually post something intelligent?
The Fifth Horseman
And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon
him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make
war.
Oh well that can't be Jesus then, because he was a crazy fucking moron
who wasn't fit to judge anything.
His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns;
and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood:
Yawn. This is really quite boring melchize-dunce. Maybe this
ridiculous bed time story scares mental infants like yourself, but I've
been to rock concerts that were more gory than this. You'll have to
try much harder to actually shock us. Quoting stuff that we've already
read and heartily laughed about is not going to do the trick.
and his name
is called The Word of God
Perhaps that's what his name is called, but that's obviously not the
same thing as his name. Why can't they just tell us that without this
extra level of indirection?
--
_____________________________________________________
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: "stump the pastor" at 7:30 tonight!! Input needed ASAP!!! |
03 Oct 2003 05:35:49 PM |
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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 14:14:48 -0600, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com>,
Message ID: <MPG.19e63523fa74049f98a201@news.cis.dfn.de> wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <wgOeb.57$OQ1.8@news.randori.com>,
says...
"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:pCBeb.22574$cJ5.3211@www.newsranger.com...
In article <c8peb.632$Ay4.18@news.randori.com>, Melchizedek says...
snippage
How long before opposing atheists start growing horns? :-D".
How long before you actually post something intelligent?
The Fifth Horseman
And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon
him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make
war.
Oh well that can't be Jesus then, because he was a crazy fucking moron
who wasn't fit to judge anything.
His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns;
and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood:
Yawn. This is really quite boring melchize-dunce. Maybe this
ridiculous bed time story scares mental infants like yourself, but I've
been to rock concerts that were more gory than this. You'll have to
try much harder to actually shock us. Quoting stuff that we've already
read and heartily laughed about is not going to do the trick.
and his name
is called The Word of God
Perhaps that's what his name is called, but that's obviously not the
same thing as his name. Why can't they just tell us that without this
extra level of indirection?
That would require Pencil ***** to have a smidgeon of integrity.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: "stump the pastor" at 7:30 tonight!! Input needed ASAP!!! |
02 Oct 2003 08:56:23 AM |
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In article <wgOeb.57$OQ1.8@news.randori.com>, Melchizedek says...
"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:pCBeb.22574$cJ5.3211@www.newsranger.com...
In article <c8peb.632$Ay4.18@news.randori.com>, Melchizedek says...
snippage
How long before opposing atheists start growing horns? :-D".
How long before you actually post something intelligent?
The Fifth Horseman
Ah hah, I see you have no plans on doing so, now or in the future. Thanks for
letting us know.
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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02 Oct 2003 05:02:10 AM |
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On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 04:59:09 GMT, "Melchizedek"
<Melchizedek@as-if.com> wrote:
And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name
is called The Word of God... -Revelation 19:11-13
Revelations... proof that someone as stoned as a shrimp can write a
bible text.
Dr. Chuck Missler, international Biblical authority, examines some of the
little-known facts concerning the Second Coming of Christ and misconceptions
attending this cataclysmic event. Also included is an interview with Dr. John
Walvoord, one of the world's foremost experts in eschatology.
The Ultimate Victor
Behold The Fifth Horseman
Part 1 Who is the Fith Horseman of the Apocalypse?
The buddy of the fouth donkeyman. Damn wabbits!
Part 2 Will Jesus literally return and take David's throne?
He will, after he won the Quidditch cup in Hogwarts.
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| User: "Gregory A Greenman" |
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02 Oct 2003 12:51:48 AM |
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On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 04:59:09 GMT, Melchizedek
Melchizedek@as-if.com said...
"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:pCBeb.22574$cJ5.3211@www.newsranger.com...
In article <c8peb.632$Ay4.18@news.randori.com>, Melchizedek says...
snippage
How long before opposing atheists start growing horns? :-D".
How long before you actually post something intelligent?
The Fifth Horseman
And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon
him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make
war.
So, when jesus returns you'll post something intelligent?
Greg the Reprobate
Missionary of Death
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greg -at- spencersoft -dot- com
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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02 Oct 2003 05:02:11 AM |
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On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 05:51:48 GMT, Gregory A Greenman <see@sig.below>
wrote:
On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 04:59:09 GMT, Melchizedek
Melchizedek@as-if.com said...
"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:pCBeb.22574$cJ5.3211@www.newsranger.com...
In article <c8peb.632$Ay4.18@news.randori.com>, Melchizedek says...
snippage
How long before opposing atheists start growing horns? :-D".
How long before you actually post something intelligent?
The Fifth Horseman
And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon
him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make
war.
So, when jesus returns you'll post something intelligent?
You can ask jesus to feed a multitude on a can of tuna, raise the
death or walk on water. But don't ask for the impossible.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: "stump the pastor" at 7:30 tonight!! Input needed ASAP!!! |
03 Oct 2003 12:17:30 AM |
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On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 14:35:01 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>,
Message ID: <pCBeb.22574$cJ5.3211@www.newsranger.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <c8peb.632$Ay4.18@news.randori.com>, Melchizedek says...
snippage
How long before opposing atheists start growing horns? :-D".
How long before you actually post something intelligent?
The universe will be stone cold.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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30 Sep 2003 04:53:45 PM |
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"quibbler" <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.19e39616be2a9a9a98a1f6@news.cis.dfn.de...
Well, it's probably way too late for most of you all to give feedback
in time, but I saw this advertisement in the paper today that said,
"Come by and stump the pastor at 7:30 pm ...". (That's mountain time
today in the US). Basically, they are inviting people to ask questions
about the existence of god, xian doctrine, etc. I'm fairly confident
that I can come up with a few hard questions on my own. But I was
wondering if people had any recommendations for a few real zingers.
I'm gonna print out a list and show up. I suspect that this is some
kind of scam to try to convert atheists. But I'm not gonna let them
play me like that. I'm just going to remind them that "you invited
people to ask you questions and that's what I'm here to do". If they
try any of their emotional stuff or guilt tripping I'm just going to
reiterate that I'm here to get information, not to have people shriek
or cry or do name calling and recriminations. For that matter, if they
try to turn any questions around or ask me to prove anything, I intend
to remind them that they called this event "stump the pastor", not
"answer a question with another question to the unbeliever". It's in
the student union, not a church, so that's makes it less likely that
they will be able to set up a complete ambush. I'm gonna try to bring
my brother and one or two buddies (if they can make it) so that xers
can't so easily surround and intimidate and shout us down. Anyway,
I'd like to have enough information to keep things going for a while.
Of course, I will report results after the event ends tonight. :))
Here's a silly question: If you could go back in time and successfully
rescue Jesus from the crucifixion, would you do it?
(They accuse us of "relative morality", let's see if they'll rescue Jesus
just like they would anyone else. If not, then the difference must be the
personal gain they'll get in the afterlife. They'd let an innocent person be
tortured and killed just so they can go to heaven.)
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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30 Sep 2003 04:06:08 PM |
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(1) Why do the four gospels differ in their accounts of what happened at
Jesus' tomb, progressively embellishing the story (the later the dated
gospel, the more the embellishment-- read the bible and see for yourself,
how progressively there are more angels, more fantastic details added).
(2) Why does a loving god allow millions of innocent children to die of
disease from microbes (who have NO evil 'sin nature')? For example, over
2000 innocent children die each DAY in Africa alone from malaria.
Worldwide, millions of people, including children, die each year from
malaria, And this is just ONE microbe disease! An omnipotent God who
allows this is not one worthy to be loved/worshipped, but rather is an
evil sadistic god, since he could prevent it.
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| User: "Appelonius" |
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30 Sep 2003 04:58:09 PM |
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"Beowulf" <beowulf@nowhere.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.09.30.16.06.05.541134.2953@nowhere.net...
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(1) Why do the four gospels differ in their accounts of what happened at
Jesus' tomb, progressively embellishing the story (the later the dated
gospel, the more the embellishment-- read the bible and see for yourself,
how progressively there are more angels, more fantastic details added).
I know how they answer some of the questions about the differences in the
Gospels. Often they just say that each thing happened but some of them were
left out of the one Gospel but not in the other. Apparently that's why they
need 4 gospels, because each one leaves stuff out.
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| User: "Beowulf" |
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30 Sep 2003 04:22:28 PM |
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 16:06:08 -0500, Beowulf wrote:
....
(2) Why does a loving god allow millions of innocent children to die of
disease from microbes (who have NO evil 'sin nature')? For example, over
2000 innocent children die each DAY in Africa alone from malaria.
Worldwide, millions of people, including children, die each year from
malaria, And this is just ONE microbe disease! ...
A reference to validate this-- raw data easily available from the World
Health Organization (WHO) or Centers for Disease Control (CDC) Site. I
teach microbiology, and it is mind boggling how many deaths occur each
year from microbes (who remember have no sin nature or evil nature). 70%
of deaths from malaria occur in children under 5 -- strange how an
alleged loving god allows so much misery to the little children that
Jesus so loves. Remember, malaria does not kill quickly-- but slowly and
with much misery-- only a sadistic omnipotent god could allow this.
http://www.idrc.ca/books/reports/1996/01-07e.html
Besides microbes, there are also untold deaths and dismemberment from
floods, earthquakes, etc.
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| User: "bob young" |
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01 Oct 2003 12:47:44 AM |
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Beowulf wrote:
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 16:06:08 -0500, Beowulf wrote:
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(2) Why does a loving god allow millions of innocent children to die of
disease from microbes (who have NO evil 'sin nature')? For example, over
2000 innocent children die each DAY in Africa alone from malaria.
Worldwide, millions of people, including children, die each year from
malaria, And this is just ONE microbe disease! ...
A reference to validate this-- raw data easily available from the World
Health Organization (WHO) or Centers for Disease Control (CDC) Site. I
teach microbiology, and it is mind boggling how many deaths occur each
year from microbes (who remember have no sin nature or evil nature). 70%
of deaths from malaria occur in children under 5 -- strange how an
alleged loving god allows so much misery to the little children that
Jesus so loves. Remember, malaria does not kill quickly-- but slowly and
with much misery-- only a sadistic omnipotent god could allow this.
Ever seen a photo of a grossly deformed foetus? You can find them on the web
if you have the stomach for it. After the third one you won't have the
stomach for more!
Of course they arrive without life and have to be incinerated.
Gods!!!!!!!
Don't talk to me about gods
Bob
Hong Kong
Expedit esse deos, et, ut expedit, esse putemus
It is convenient that there be gods, let us believe that there are [Ovid 34
BC - c.17 AD]
http://www.idrc.ca/books/reports/1996/01-07e.html
Besides microbes, there are also untold deaths and dismemberment from
floods, earthquakes, etc.
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| User: "Gregory A Greenman" |
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30 Sep 2003 07:59:20 PM |
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 16:22:28 -0500, Beowulf
beowulf@nowhere.net said...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 16:06:08 -0500, Beowulf wrote:
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(2) Why does a loving god allow millions of innocent children to die of
disease from microbes (who have NO evil 'sin nature')? For example, over
2000 innocent children die each DAY in Africa alone from malaria.
Worldwide, millions of people, including children, die each year from
malaria, And this is just ONE microbe disease! ...
A reference to validate this-- raw data easily available from the World
Health Organization (WHO) or Centers for Disease Control (CDC) Site. I
teach microbiology, and it is mind boggling how many deaths occur each
year from microbes (who remember have no sin nature or evil nature). 70%
of deaths from malaria occur in children under 5 -- strange how an
alleged loving god allows so much misery to the little children that
Jesus so loves. Remember, malaria does not kill quickly-- but slowly and
with much misery-- only a sadistic omnipotent god could allow this.
http://www.idrc.ca/books/reports/1996/01-07e.html
Besides microbes, there are also untold deaths and dismemberment from
floods, earthquakes, etc.
Oh, I know the answer to that one. Back when Stwitchy and I
were debating, he said that one reason that small babies
die may be because when they tugged on their mother's hair,
they were trying to rip their mother's heads off. Those
babies are all attempted murderers, you see.
Greg the Reprobate
Missionary of Death
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greg -at- spencersoft -dot- com
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01 Oct 2003 09:29:58 AM |
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In article <MPG.19e3e3dbccc39a52989aba@netnews.comcast.net>, Gregory A Greenman
says...
snippage
Oh, I know the answer to that one. Back when Stwitchy and I
were debating, he said that one reason that small babies
die may be because when they tugged on their mother's hair,
they were trying to rip their mother's heads off. Those
babies are all attempted murderers, you see.
WHAT?!?
That is without a doubt, one of the STUPIDEST things I have ever heard. Almost
ALL babies pull hair - they're curious for crying out loud! The only reason why
my daughter didn't is because mine's short. Sheesh!
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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01 Oct 2003 11:59:47 AM |
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On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 14:29:58 GMT, Robibnikoff
nospam@newsranger.com said...
In article <MPG.19e3e3dbccc39a52989aba@netnews.comcast.net>, Gregory A Greenman
says...
snippage
Oh, I know the answer to that one. Back when Stwitchy and I
were debating, he said that one reason that small babies
die may be because when they tugged on their mother's hair,
they were trying to rip their mother's heads off. Those
babies are all attempted murderers, you see.
WHAT?!?
That is without a doubt, one of the STUPIDEST things I have ever heard. Almost
ALL babies pull hair - they're curious for crying out loud! The only reason why
my daughter didn't is because mine's short. Sheesh!
Well, it was Tickty, after all. Here's the exact quote:
-- begin Thwichy quote --
How do I know what babies are or are not capable of, with
particular focus on their early moral awareness? Let's
suppose that Baby Doe employs its grasping reflex on
Momma's hair with the intent of ripping her head off. Is
attempted murder by babies okay? Now, of course it's
difficult to etablish motive where we cannot pin down
conscious intent with anything approaching confidence, but
this is for the sake of argument.
-- end Thwichy quote --
http://groups.google.com/groups?
q=g:thl3075644236d&dq=&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=
7CnTa.139652%24ic1.3135228%40twister.tampabay.rr.com&rnum=
120
So your baby never tugged on your hair? You should be
pleased. You have one of the few babies that didn't start
life by trying to violently kill their mother!
Greg the Reprobate
Missionary of Death
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greg -at- spencersoft -dot- com
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| User: "John Hattan" |
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01 Oct 2003 12:09:41 PM |
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Gregory A Greenman <see@sig.below> wrote:
On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 14:29:58 GMT, Robibnikoff
nospam@newsranger.com said...
In article <MPG.19e3e3dbccc39a52989aba@netnews.comcast.net>, Gregory A Greenman
says...
snippage
Oh, I know the answer to that one. Back when Stwitchy and I
were debating, he said that one reason that small babies
die may be because when they tugged on their mother's hair,
they were trying to rip their mother's heads off. Those
babies are all attempted murderers, you see.
WHAT?!?
That is without a doubt, one of the STUPIDEST things I have ever heard. Almost
ALL babies pull hair - they're curious for crying out loud! The only reason why
my daughter didn't is because mine's short. Sheesh!
Well, it was Tickty, after all. Here's the exact quote:
-- begin Thwichy quote --
How do I know what babies are or are not capable of, with
particular focus on their early moral awareness? Let's
suppose that Baby Doe employs its grasping reflex on
Momma's hair with the intent of ripping her head off. Is
attempted murder by babies okay? Now, of course it's
difficult to etablish motive where we cannot pin down
conscious intent with anything approaching confidence, but
this is for the sake of argument.
-- end Thwichy quote --
That's our Twichtee.
http://groups.google.com/groups?
q=g:thl3075644236d&dq=&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=
7CnTa.139652%24ic1.3135228%40twister.tampabay.rr.com&rnum=
120
Shorter version.
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=7CnTa.139652%24ic1.3135228%40twister.tampabay.rr.com
So your baby never tugged on your hair? You should be
pleased. You have one of the few babies that didn't start
life by trying to violently kill their mother!
[John fears Robyn's killer babies]
---
John Hattan Grand High UberPope - First Church of Shatnerology
john@thecodezone.com http://www.shatnerology.com
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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01 Oct 2003 12:43:34 PM |
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In article <se2mnv4l4gcfcdelpirdnncdjd606ggalp@4ax.com>, John Hattan says...
snippage
-- begin Thwichy quote --
How do I know what babies are or are not capable of, with
particular focus on their early moral awareness? Let's
suppose that Baby Doe employs its grasping reflex on
Momma's hair with the intent of ripping her head off. Is
attempted murder by babies okay? Now, of course it's
difficult to etablish motive where we cannot pin down
conscious intent with anything approaching confidence, but
this is for the sake of argument.
-- end Thwichy quote --
That's our Twichtee.
http://groups.google.com/groups?
q=g:thl3075644236d&dq=&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=
7CnTa.139652%24ic1.3135228%40twister.tampabay.rr.com&rnum=
120
Shorter version.
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=7CnTa.139652%24ic1.3135228%40twister.tampabay.rr.com
So your baby never tugged on your hair? You should be
pleased. You have one of the few babies that didn't start
life by trying to violently kill their mother!
[John fears Robyn's killer babies]
Yes, and so you should! Especially when she puts on her blood-curdling ballet
outfit complete with tiara!
Wait until you see her in her new Barbie Cheerleader costume. It's to DIE for
;D
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: "stump the pastor" at 7:30 tonight!! Input needed ASAP!!! |
01 Oct 2003 06:58:51 PM |
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On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 17:43:34 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <se2mnv4l4gcfcdelpirdnncdjd606ggalp@4ax.com>, John Hattan says...
snippage
-- begin Thwichy quote --
How do I know what babies are or are not capable of, with
particular focus on their early moral awareness? Let's
suppose that Baby Doe employs its grasping reflex on
Momma's hair with the intent of ripping her head off. Is
attempted murder by babies okay? Now, of course it's
difficult to etablish motive where we cannot pin down
conscious intent with anything approaching confidence, but
this is for the sake of argument.
-- end Thwichy quote --
That's our Twichtee.
http://groups.google.com/groups?
q=g:thl3075644236d&dq=&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=
7CnTa.139652%24ic1.3135228%40twister.tampabay.rr.com&rnum=
120
Shorter version.
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=7CnTa.139652%24ic1.3135228%40twister.tampabay.rr.com
So your baby never tugged on your hair? You should be
pleased. You have one of the few babies that didn't start
life by trying to violently kill their mother!
[John fears Robyn's killer babies]
Yes, and so you should! Especially when she puts on her blood-curdling ballet
outfit complete with tiara!
<gasp>
Wait until you see her in her new Barbie Cheerleader costume. It's to DIE for
;D
Okay, NOW you're scaring me!
--
Mark K. Bilbo
From alt.atheism only
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01 Oct 2003 09:08:10 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote:
On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 17:43:34 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
Wait until you see her in her new Barbie Cheerleader costume. It's to DIE for
;D
Okay, NOW you're scaring me!
I already bought a pair of little butterfly fairy-wings for Maggie. That
plus a little pink fairy outfit should cause most people to collapse
from cute-poisoning.
---
John Hattan Grand High UberPope - First Church of Shatnerology
john@thecodezone.com http://www.shatnerology.com
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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02 Oct 2003 09:55:03 AM |
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In article <r02nnvc0b2vml775c0vpdjj5farh0h369g@4ax.com>, John Hattan says...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote:
On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 17:43:34 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
Wait until you see her in her new Barbie Cheerleader costume. It's to DIE for
;D
Okay, NOW you're scaring me!
I already bought a pair of little butterfly fairy-wings for Maggie. That
plus a little pink fairy outfit should cause most people to collapse
from cute-poisoning.
Ooooooooooooooh! Don't forget to post pictures after Halloween! :)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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02 Oct 2003 07:47:19 AM |
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On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 21:08:10 -0500, John Hattan wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote:
On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 17:43:34 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
Wait until you see her in her new Barbie Cheerleader costume. It's to DIE for
;D
Okay, NOW you're scaring me!
I already bought a pair of little butterfly fairy-wings for Maggie. That
plus a little pink fairy outfit should cause most people to collapse
from cute-poisoning.
Must... fight... sudden... saccharine... rush... must... not... lose...
consanuha'yig'aupdkxxxxxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
--
Mark K. Bilbo
From alt.atheism only
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02 Oct 2003 08:04:57 AM |
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In article <pan.2003.10.02.12.47.19.148631@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 21:08:10 -0500, John Hattan wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote:
On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 17:43:34 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
Wait until you see her in her new Barbie Cheerleader costume. It's to DIE for
;D
Okay, NOW you're scaring me!
I already bought a pair of little butterfly fairy-wings for Maggie. That
plus a little pink fairy outfit should cause most people to collapse
from cute-poisoning.
Must... fight... sudden... saccharine... rush... must... not... lose...
consanuha'yig'aupdkxxxxxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I guess you probably don't want to hear about the ballerina jewelry box, Fairy
Kit (complete with tiara, wings, necklace, glitter, ring and book) and the cute
little gold flower earrings I just bought for the witchling for Xmas then, huh?
:)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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02 Oct 2003 10:57:29 AM |
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On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 13:04:57 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.10.02.12.47.19.148631@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 21:08:10 -0500, John Hattan wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote:
On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 17:43:34 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
Wait until you see her in her new Barbie Cheerleader costume. It's to DIE for
;D
Okay, NOW you're scaring me!
I already bought a pair of little butterfly fairy-wings for Maggie. That
plus a little pink fairy outfit should cause most people to collapse
from cute-poisoning.
Must... fight... sudden... saccharine... rush... must... not... lose...
consanuha'yig'aupdkxxxxxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I guess you probably don't want to hear about the ballerina jewelry box, Fairy
Kit (complete with tiara, wings, necklace, glitter, ring and book) and the cute
little gold flower earrings I just bought for the witchling for Xmas then, huh?
:)
(Being in a coma, Mark is safe... for now...)
--
Mark K. Bilbo
From alt.atheism only
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02 Oct 2003 01:41:42 PM |
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In article <pan.2003.10.02.15.57.29.398738@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 13:04:57 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <pan.2003.10.02.12.47.19.148631@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 21:08:10 -0500, John Hattan wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote:
On Wed, 01 Oct 2003 17:43:34 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
Wait until you see her in her new Barbie Cheerleader costume. It's to DIE for
;D
Okay, NOW you're scaring me!
I already bought a pair of little butterfly fairy-wings for Maggie. That
plus a little pink fairy outfit should cause most people to collapse
from cute-poisoning.
Must... fight... sudden... saccharine... rush... must... not... lose...
consanuha'yig'aupdkxxxxxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I guess you probably don't want to hear about the ballerina jewelry box, Fairy
Kit (complete with tiara, wings, necklace, glitter, ring and book) and the cute
little gold flower earrings I just bought for the witchling for Xmas then, huh?
:)
(Being in a coma, Mark is safe... for now...)
Can I interest you in a Care Bear? We have several to choose from ;D
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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