Texan Condemns Cross-dressing Pope


TGP[ SATURDAY, JANUARY 29, 2005 10:44:69 PM ]


DALLAS, TX : A Texan again on Saturday strongly condemned the
cross-dressing leader of the Roman Catholic Church for condemning the
spreading practice of gay marriage, during an audience with Richard

of Marfa and Reginald R. McDoober of Mesquite.

Scott R. Tock II and members of his well-known Bible-busting

The Unbeleiver's Tract Society, met to review recent blatherings from

Italian Idiot. "Pope John Paul II and members of the Holy See's top

court cannot be considered as sane people," Tock stressed in an

well-attended gathering of atheists, freethinkers, skeptics, and

all-around friendly folks.

"To treat Catholic pontiffs the same as normal human beings, as has

done under the laws of certain countries, does not make them so," he

Tock's organization has labelled the aging Pope a pestilance on

a "troubling moral sinkhole," while staunchly defending freedom of
independant intellectual inquiry as the basis for society.

Tock himself made no explicit reference to the Pope's absent sex life

cause for his rapidly declining capacity for rational thought,

accused the Roman Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith

as the Catholic terrorist organization, "The Inquisition"),

laxity in agreeing to continue to indulge the Italian Primate's

nun porn.

The Roman Congregation acts as custodian of all published materials

either conflict with official church teaching or present pictures of
scantily clad nuns, and keep the Pope well-informed on their efforts

gather all obscene material that exists in Christiandom.

Out of 135,000 cases handled by the Congregation in 2002, the Pope
personally archived 111,069 sets of documentation in his living

The ailing 84-year-old pontiff warned the Congregation against

of the dicey stuff for themselves, or else he would personally

not only them, but the rest of their families, going back 7

including their dogs and cats."

Texan Condemns Cross-dressing Pope


TGP[ SATURDAY, JANUARY 29, 2005 10:44:69 PM ]


DALLAS, TX : A Texan again on Saturday strongly condemned the
cross-dressing leader of the Roman Catholic Church for condemning the
spreading practice of gay marriage, during an audience with Richard DuMont
of Marfa and Reginald R. McDoober of Mesquite.

Scott R. Tock II and members of his well-known Bible-busting organization,
The Unbeleiver's Tract Society, met to review recent blatherings from the
Italian Idiot. "Pope John Paul II and members of the Holy See's top appeals
court cannot be considered as sane people," Tock stressed in an address to a
well-attended gathering of atheists, freethinkers, skeptics, and other
all-around friendly folks.

"To treat Catholic pontiffs the same as normal human beings, as has been
done under the laws of certain countries, does not make them so," he said.

Tock's organization has labelled the aging Pope a pestilance on society and
a "troubling moral sinkhole," while staunchly defending freedom of
independant intellectual inquiry as the basis for society.

Tock himself made no explicit reference to the Pope's absent sex life as a
cause for his rapidly declining capacity for rational thought, although he
accused the Roman Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith (formerly known
as the Catholic terrorist organization, "The Inquisition"),
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congregation_for_the_Doctrine_of_the_Faith of
laxity in agreeing to continue to indulge the Italian Primate's penchant for
nun porn.

The Roman Congregation acts as custodian of all published materials that
either conflict with official church teaching or present pictures of
scantily clad nuns, and keep the Pope well-informed on their efforts to
gather all obscene material that exists in Christiandom.

Out of 135,000 cases handled by the Congregation in 2002, the Pope
personally archived 111,069 sets of documentation in his living quarters.

The ailing 84-year-old pontiff warned the Congregation against "keeping any
of the dicey stuff for themselves, or else he would personally excommunicate
not only them, but the rest of their families, going back 7 generations,
including their dogs and cats."