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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Elroy Willis"
Date: 13 Jun 2005 08:41:27 AM
Object: Texas Lotto Winner Loses it All
WICHITA FALLS, TX (EAP) -- A Texas man lost all of the $20,000 he
recently won on a scratch-off lottery ticket after his brother-in-law
bet him $1 that he couldn't do it again. After losing the bet
yesterday, the man threatened suicide and said that God had forsaken
him, and had to be taken to a local hospital for what appears to have
been a panic attack or nervous breakdown.
"When my brother-in-law started boasting that God had lead him to buy
the winning scratch-off ticket, I wanted to knock the wind out of his
puffed-up sails," said 32-year-old Leroy Wingstrom, who claims that
gambling goes against the Bible and is one of the deadliest sins,
right up there with greed.
"When he started talking about some 'mysterious feeling' he got at the
checkout stand which told him to buy the winning ticket, I knew it was
the Devil at work, not God," he said.
"I bet him $1 that he couldn't do it again, and he took the bet, just
like I knew he would, since it was obvious that he was being
controlled by Satan and had gambling fever."
After taking the bet, Wingstrom and his 34-year-old brother-in-law,
Oliver Renquest, drove around Wichita Falls, visiting different stores
which sell scratch-off lottery tickets.
They had $15,250 in cash to start with, after taxes were taken out of
the original winnings, and they ended up with only $25 left, which
Renquest had to give $1 of to Wingstrom to pay off their bet.
"We won $2 and $5 and $10, and even $200 on one of the tickets, and I
felt like God was giving us hope when those tickets paid out, so we
kept going, hoping for another $20,000 payout," Renquest said.
After over five hours of driving around and scratching tickets, the
two found themselves at one convenience store, almost out of gas,
arguing over whether to spend the last $25 on gas or start walking on
foot to the next store to buy more tickets.
"It was the hardest thing I've ever had to do, handing over that last
$1 and admitting that God forsook me, or doesn't really exist, or
doesn't approve of gambling or lotteries."
"I thought of suing Leroy for the $15,250 I lost, since he tempted me
into gambling it away, which he says is wrong in the first place. I
could've used some of that money to pay off some of my credit card
bills and set up a college fund for my daughter, but now all that
money's gone," Renquest said.
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
.

User: "Misleart Chuff"

Title: Re: Texas Lotto Winner Loses it All 13 Jun 2005 04:24:46 PM
Cruel, cruel Elroy.....I'd sat down to cool back off before going home
for the day, and missed where this came from. *sigh*
"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:ut2ra1td8uopjpjcg5tc7eh7skl6fbj6vv@4ax.com...
:
: WICHITA FALLS, TX (EAP) -- A Texas man lost all of the $20,000 he
: recently won on a scratch-off lottery ticket after his
brother-in-law
: bet him $1 that he couldn't do it again. After losing the bet
: yesterday, the man threatened suicide and said that God had forsaken
: him, and had to be taken to a local hospital for what appears to
have
: been a panic attack or nervous breakdown.
:
: "When my brother-in-law started boasting that God had lead him to
buy
: the winning scratch-off ticket, I wanted to knock the wind out of
his
: puffed-up sails," said 32-year-old Leroy Wingstrom, who claims that
: gambling goes against the Bible and is one of the deadliest sins,
: right up there with greed.
:
: "When he started talking about some 'mysterious feeling' he got at
the
: checkout stand which told him to buy the winning ticket, I knew it
was
: the Devil at work, not God," he said.
:
: "I bet him $1 that he couldn't do it again, and he took the bet,
just
: like I knew he would, since it was obvious that he was being
: controlled by Satan and had gambling fever."
:
: After taking the bet, Wingstrom and his 34-year-old brother-in-law,
: Oliver Renquest, drove around Wichita Falls, visiting different
stores
: which sell scratch-off lottery tickets.
:
: They had $15,250 in cash to start with, after taxes were taken out
of
: the original winnings, and they ended up with only $25 left, which
: Renquest had to give $1 of to Wingstrom to pay off their bet.
:
: "We won $2 and $5 and $10, and even $200 on one of the tickets, and
I
: felt like God was giving us hope when those tickets paid out, so we
: kept going, hoping for another $20,000 payout," Renquest said.
:
: After over five hours of driving around and scratching tickets, the
: two found themselves at one convenience store, almost out of gas,
: arguing over whether to spend the last $25 on gas or start walking
on
: foot to the next store to buy more tickets.
:
: "It was the hardest thing I've ever had to do, handing over that
last
: $1 and admitting that God forsook me, or doesn't really exist, or
: doesn't approve of gambling or lotteries."
:
: "I thought of suing Leroy for the $15,250 I lost, since he tempted
me
: into gambling it away, which he says is wrong in the first place. I
: could've used some of that money to pay off some of my credit card
: bills and set up a college fund for my daughter, but now all that
: money's gone," Renquest said.
:
: --
: Elroy Willis
: www.elroysemporium.com
.
User: "Elroy Willis"

Title: Re: Texas Lotto Winner Loses it All 14 Jun 2005 09:27:55 AM
Misleart Chuff <misleart@ameritech.net> wrote in alt.atheism

Cruel, cruel Elroy.....I'd sat down to cool back off before going home
for the day, and missed where this came from. *sigh*

Cool back off from what?
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
.


User: "Tim McGaughy"

Title: Re: Texas Lotto Winner Loses it All 13 Jun 2005 05:33:03 PM
Elroy Willis wrote:

WICHITA FALLS, TX (EAP) -- A Texas man lost all of the $20,000 he
recently won on a scratch-off lottery ticket after his brother-in-law
bet him $1 that he couldn't do it again.

That's comedy. I'm tempted to pass it off as a real news item to some
religious aquaintances.
.
User: "Elroy Willis"

Title: Re: Texas Lotto Winner Loses it All 14 Jun 2005 09:26:16 AM
Tim McGaughy <teekem@ispwest.com> wrote in alt.atheism

Elroy Willis wrote:

WICHITA FALLS, TX (EAP) -- A Texas man lost all of the $20,000 he
recently won on a scratch-off lottery ticket after his brother-in-law
bet him $1 that he couldn't do it again.

That's comedy. I'm tempted to pass it off as a real news item to some
religious aquaintances.

Don't let me stop you. :)
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
.


User: "Masked Avenger"

Title: Re: Texas Lotto Winner Loses it All 14 Jun 2005 07:27:28 AM
Elroy Willis wrote:

WICHITA FALLS, TX (EAP) -- A Texas man lost all of the $20,000 he
recently won on a scratch-off lottery ticket after his brother-in-law
bet him $1 that he couldn't do it again. After losing the bet
yesterday, the man threatened suicide and said that God had forsaken
him, and had to be taken to a local hospital for what appears to have
been a panic attack or nervous breakdown.

"When my brother-in-law started boasting that God had lead him to buy
the winning scratch-off ticket, I wanted to knock the wind out of his
puffed-up sails," said 32-year-old Leroy Wingstrom, who claims that
gambling goes against the Bible and is one of the deadliest sins,
right up there with greed.

"When he started talking about some 'mysterious feeling' he got at the
checkout stand which told him to buy the winning ticket, I knew it was
the Devil at work, not God," he said.

"I bet him $1 that he couldn't do it again, and he took the bet, just
like I knew he would, since it was obvious that he was being
controlled by Satan and had gambling fever."

After taking the bet, Wingstrom and his 34-year-old brother-in-law,
Oliver Renquest, drove around Wichita Falls, visiting different stores
which sell scratch-off lottery tickets.

They had $15,250 in cash to start with, after taxes were taken out of
the original winnings, and they ended up with only $25 left, which
Renquest had to give $1 of to Wingstrom to pay off their bet.

"We won $2 and $5 and $10, and even $200 on one of the tickets, and I
felt like God was giving us hope when those tickets paid out, so we
kept going, hoping for another $20,000 payout," Renquest said.

After over five hours of driving around and scratching tickets, the
two found themselves at one convenience store, almost out of gas,
arguing over whether to spend the last $25 on gas or start walking on
foot to the next store to buy more tickets.

"It was the hardest thing I've ever had to do, handing over that last
$1 and admitting that God forsook me, or doesn't really exist, or
doesn't approve of gambling or lotteries."

"I thought of suing Leroy for the $15,250 I lost, since he tempted me
into gambling it away, which he says is wrong in the first place. I
could've used some of that money to pay off some of my credit card
bills and set up a college fund for my daughter, but now all that
money's gone," Renquest said.

Good one Elroy ..... that's so close to believable it's scary .....
--
Masked Avenger
aa#2224
EAC Chief Technician in charge of remotely rigging Fundie 'Spell
Checkers' so they all look like hick home schooled yokels
Does Schroedinger's cat have 18 half lives ?
.

User: "D-word"

Title: Re: Texas Lotto Winner Loses it All 13 Jun 2005 04:49:22 PM
Elroy Willis wrote:

WICHITA FALLS, TX (EAP) -- A Texas man lost all of the $20,000 he
recently won on a scratch-off lottery ticket after his brother-in-law
bet him $1 that he couldn't do it again. After losing the bet
yesterday, the man threatened suicide and said that God had forsaken
him, and had to be taken to a local hospital for what appears to have
been a panic attack or nervous breakdown.

As heart-warming as this story is, I must remain skeptical.
.
User: "No 33 Secretary"

Title: Re: Texas Lotto Winner Loses it All 13 Jun 2005 05:03:00 PM
"D-word" <yank_ees_suck@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:1118699362.851524.63040@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:

Elroy Willis wrote:

WICHITA FALLS, TX (EAP) -- A Texas man lost all of the $20,000 he
recently won on a scratch-off lottery ticket after his brother-in-law
bet him $1 that he couldn't do it again. After losing the bet
yesterday, the man threatened suicide and said that God had forsaken
him, and had to be taken to a local hospital for what appears to have
been a panic attack or nervous breakdown.



As heart-warming as this story is, I must remain skeptical.

You're new around here, aren't you?
--
Terry Austin
www.hyperbooks.com
Campaign Cartographer now available
.

User: "Earle Jones"

Title: Re: Texas Lotto Winner Loses it All 18 Jun 2005 12:22:28 PM
In article <1118699362.851524.63040@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
"D-word" <yank_ees_suck@yahoo.com> wrote:

Elroy Willis wrote:

WICHITA FALLS, TX (EAP) -- A Texas man lost all of the $20,000 he
recently won on a scratch-off lottery ticket after his brother-in-law
bet him $1 that he couldn't do it again. After losing the bet
yesterday, the man threatened suicide and said that God had forsaken
him, and had to be taken to a local hospital for what appears to have
been a panic attack or nervous breakdown.



As heart-warming as this story is, I must remain skeptical.

*
D-Word: You have just been taken in by the master. Don't worry --
it has happened to all of us at one time or another. Elroy Willis
is our local genius reporter for things like this.
Stay tuned!
earle
*
.
User: "Katt"

Title: Re: Texas Lotto Winner Loses it All 18 Jun 2005 02:06:52 PM
"Earle Jones" <earle.jones@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:earle.jones-BE4110.10222818062005@comcast.dca.giganews.com...

In article <1118699362.851524.63040@f14g2000cwb.
*
D-Word: You have just been taken in by the master. Don't worry --
it has happened to all of us at one time or another. Elroy Willis
is our local genius reporter for things like this.

He's got the style *absolutely right*, hasn't he...?!?
As you say: a *master*...!
:-)
Katt.
.



User: "Ash"

Title: Re: Texas Lotto Winner Loses it All 18 Jun 2005 07:12:56 PM
Elroy Willis wrote:
snip possible UL
I think you have another contender there
.
User: "Elroy Willis"

Title: Re: Texas Lotto Winner Loses it All 21 Jun 2005 09:49:05 AM
Ash <ashamanic@winterfell73.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in alt.atheism

Elroy Willis wrote:
snip possible UL
I think you have another contender there

It doesn't seem to have caught on yet!
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
.


User: ""

Title: Re: Texas Lotto Winner Loses it All 14 Jun 2005 10:05:36 AM
On Mon, 13 Jun 2005 13:41:27 GMT, Elroy Willis
<elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:


They had $15,250 in cash to start with, after taxes were taken out of
the original winnings, and they ended up with only $25 left, which
Renquest had to give $1 of to Wingstrom to pay off their bet.

He shoulda given 10% tithe to the lard, then he would've been rewarded
with earthly treasures! Or something like that.
--
zamboni #2139
BAAWA Assistant to the Vice-Administrator of Malevolence
EAC Tertiary Adjunct to the Dispenser of Obfuscation.
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Texas Lotto Winner Loses it All 14 Jun 2005 10:10:21 AM
<zamboni30000@knowshpamatyahoo.com> wrote in message
news:7esta1hvt07bld0ccdlnuife2qvav0dhj2@4ax.com...

On Mon, 13 Jun 2005 13:41:27 GMT, Elroy Willis
<elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:



They had $15,250 in cash to start with, after taxes were taken out of
the original winnings, and they ended up with only $25 left, which
Renquest had to give $1 of to Wingstrom to pay off their bet.

He shoulda given 10% tithe to the lard, then he would've been rewarded
with earthly treasures! Or something like that.

You know it's an Elroy story, right? :)
--
------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
.
User: ""

Title: Re: Texas Lotto Winner Loses it All 14 Jun 2005 10:56:55 PM
On Tue, 14 Jun 2005 11:10:21 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


<zamboni30000@knowshpamatyahoo.com> wrote in message
news:7esta1hvt07bld0ccdlnuife2qvav0dhj2@4ax.com...

On Mon, 13 Jun 2005 13:41:27 GMT, Elroy Willis
<elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:



They had $15,250 in cash to start with, after taxes were taken out of
the original winnings, and they ended up with only $25 left, which
Renquest had to give $1 of to Wingstrom to pay off their bet.

He shoulda given 10% tithe to the lard, then he would've been rewarded
with earthly treasures! Or something like that.


You know it's an Elroy story, right? :)

Absolutely! I'm just glad he puts the EAP on them :-D
--
zamboni #2139
BAAWA Assistant to the Vice-Administrator of Malevolence
EAC Tertiary Adjunct to the Dispenser of Obfuscation.
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Texas Lotto Winner Loses it All 15 Jun 2005 08:12:46 AM
<zamboni30000@knowshpamatyahoo.com> wrote in message
news:mc9va1d5uoj2ji7h3d204uisia863mm77r@4ax.com...

On Tue, 14 Jun 2005 11:10:21 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


<zamboni30000@knowshpamatyahoo.com> wrote in message
news:7esta1hvt07bld0ccdlnuife2qvav0dhj2@4ax.com...

On Mon, 13 Jun 2005 13:41:27 GMT, Elroy Willis
<elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:



They had $15,250 in cash to start with, after taxes were taken out of
the original winnings, and they ended up with only $25 left, which
Renquest had to give $1 of to Wingstrom to pay off their bet.

He shoulda given 10% tithe to the lard, then he would've been rewarded
with earthly treasures! Or something like that.


You know it's an Elroy story, right? :)


Absolutely! I'm just glad he puts the EAP on them :-D

Seriously! His stories are so close to what really goes on, it's both sad
and terrifying :)
--
------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
.





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