"Sir Gilligan Horry" <GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in message
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On 25 Jul 2006 01:43:01 -0700, "HVAC" <MR.HVAC@gmail.com> wrote:

HAMILTON, Bermuda (AP) -- A fisherman was recovering from surgery after
he was speared in the chest and knocked into the Atlantic Ocean by a
blue marlin during a fishing competition off Bermuda's coast.

I'll tell you the truth, as you know I do.

I was out deep sea fishing off the coast of upper Queensland.
Two old fellas and us two youngish mates were eating lunch on plastic
plates. One of the old fellas threw his plastic plate into the clear
ocean next to the tropical island we were at.
And the other old fella got angry at him and said
"what did you do that for ?"

Before we could say 'boo'
my mate jumped in the ocean
and swam down to get the plastic plate.
He came up with the plate, got in the boat,
and 120 seconds later a small killer whale swam past.

Yes, odd things happen while at sea.

Also, hot chicks are attracted to boats like rats to cheese.