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"Choose God!!!!!!" |
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26 Mar 2005 02:43:21 PM |
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The anti-Christian haters |
Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
Oh, it's not that they don't believe in anything. Don't
let them kid you. Atheism is a religion, a "Faith."
And, it's not that they don't believe in the supernatural,
in an afterlife. The only thing they don't believe in is
God as represented by his true Christian church.
Atheists like to pretend otherwise, but that's just another
one of the lies they spread.
I've attended atheists meetings, and I assure you
that just because they're atheists doesn't mean
that they don't believe in an afterlife. There's just no
place in their afterlife for God as represented by
Christianity. They only have room for Satan.
And there's a lot them. There's a lot more of these
anti-Christian "atheists" out there than you could
ever imagine.
There is a way to spot them though. There is a way
of telling the true Christians from the anti-Christian
haters. You can do so tomorrow.
Tomorrow is Easter Sunday. Anyone who doesn't
celebrate Easter tomorrow is obviously in league
with Satan, and laboring to destroy Christianity.
But you knew that.
What you didn't know is that many of Satan's
minions will be "celebrating" Easter, attempting
to hide, to "fit in" with their Godly neighbors. It's
these fifth-columnist "atheists" that I had in mind
when I began this message, it is these invisible
Satanists that I was speaking of.
You will be able to spot them tomorrow, tell them
apart from Real Christians because of the way they
pervert Easter into a celebration of evil, a dark
feast in honor of Satan.
Ham.
The bible forbids the eating of pork & ham. It
is the law as handed down by God himself, as
still practiced by Jews just as it was in biblical
times. God wasn't joking when he laid down the
law. God wasn't somehow mistaken when he
said, in the bible (Leviticus & elsewhere) that
meat from a pig is forbidden.
No one can be of God while, on the most holy
of days, sitting at a table that includes an
"Easter ham." Shellfish is another dead give-away,
but even the Satanists...Oops!... "atheists." Even
the "atheists" don't usually partake of shellfish on
Easter.
Know your enemy. Know evil. Anyone who would
violate God's law regarding shellfish or ham on
the most holy of all days is evil. They are a threat.
They must be destroyed.
Peace.
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| Title: Re: The anti-Christian haters |
27 Mar 2005 06:46:34 AM |
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Just ham and shellfish? How about the Easter bunny?
Choose God!!!!!! wrote:
Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
Oh, it's not that they don't believe in anything. Don't
let them kid you. Atheism is a religion, a "Faith."
And, it's not that they don't believe in the supernatural,
in an afterlife. The only thing they don't believe in is
God as represented by his true Christian church.
Atheists like to pretend otherwise, but that's just another
one of the lies they spread.
I've attended atheists meetings, and I assure you
that just because they're atheists doesn't mean
that they don't believe in an afterlife. There's just no
place in their afterlife for God as represented by
Christianity. They only have room for Satan.
And there's a lot them. There's a lot more of these
anti-Christian "atheists" out there than you could
ever imagine.
There is a way to spot them though. There is a way
of telling the true Christians from the anti-Christian
haters. You can do so tomorrow.
Tomorrow is Easter Sunday. Anyone who doesn't
celebrate Easter tomorrow is obviously in league
with Satan, and laboring to destroy Christianity.
But you knew that.
What you didn't know is that many of Satan's
minions will be "celebrating" Easter, attempting
to hide, to "fit in" with their Godly neighbors. It's
these fifth-columnist "atheists" that I had in mind
when I began this message, it is these invisible
Satanists that I was speaking of.
You will be able to spot them tomorrow, tell them
apart from Real Christians because of the way they
pervert Easter into a celebration of evil, a dark
feast in honor of Satan.
Ham.
The bible forbids the eating of pork & ham. It
is the law as handed down by God himself, as
still practiced by Jews just as it was in biblical
times. God wasn't joking when he laid down the
law. God wasn't somehow mistaken when he
said, in the bible (Leviticus & elsewhere) that
meat from a pig is forbidden.
No one can be of God while, on the most holy
of days, sitting at a table that includes an
"Easter ham." Shellfish is another dead give-away,
but even the Satanists...Oops!... "atheists." Even
the "atheists" don't usually partake of shellfish on
Easter.
Know your enemy. Know evil. Anyone who would
violate God's law regarding shellfish or ham on
the most holy of all days is evil. They are a threat.
They must be destroyed.
Peace.
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| User: "Robin" |
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27 Mar 2005 06:59:57 PM |
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<ltlee1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1111927594.717052.208500@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
Just ham and shellfish? How about the Easter bunny?
I'm eating ham & oysters, wearing blended fibers AND cutting
my hair short!
Choose God!!!!!! wrote:
Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
Oh, it's not that they don't believe in anything. Don't
let them kid you. Atheism is a religion, a "Faith."
And, it's not that they don't believe in the
supernatural,
in an afterlife. The only thing they don't believe in is
God as represented by his true Christian church.
Atheists like to pretend otherwise, but that's just
another
one of the lies they spread.
I've attended atheists meetings, and I assure you
that just because they're atheists doesn't mean
that they don't believe in an afterlife. There's just no
place in their afterlife for God as represented by
Christianity. They only have room for Satan.
And there's a lot them. There's a lot more of these
anti-Christian "atheists" out there than you could
ever imagine.
There is a way to spot them though. There is a way
of telling the true Christians from the anti-Christian
haters. You can do so tomorrow.
Tomorrow is Easter Sunday. Anyone who doesn't
celebrate Easter tomorrow is obviously in league
with Satan, and laboring to destroy Christianity.
But you knew that.
What you didn't know is that many of Satan's
minions will be "celebrating" Easter, attempting
to hide, to "fit in" with their Godly neighbors. It's
these fifth-columnist "atheists" that I had in mind
when I began this message, it is these invisible
Satanists that I was speaking of.
You will be able to spot them tomorrow, tell them
apart from Real Christians because of the way they
pervert Easter into a celebration of evil, a dark
feast in honor of Satan.
Ham.
The bible forbids the eating of pork & ham. It
is the law as handed down by God himself, as
still practiced by Jews just as it was in biblical
times. God wasn't joking when he laid down the
law. God wasn't somehow mistaken when he
said, in the bible (Leviticus & elsewhere) that
meat from a pig is forbidden.
No one can be of God while, on the most holy
of days, sitting at a table that includes an
"Easter ham." Shellfish is another dead give-away,
but even the Satanists...Oops!... "atheists." Even
the "atheists" don't usually partake of shellfish on
Easter.
Know your enemy. Know evil. Anyone who would
violate God's law regarding shellfish or ham on
the most holy of all days is evil. They are a threat.
They must be destroyed.
Peace.
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| User: "Choose God!!!" |
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27 Mar 2005 09:48:25 PM |
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"Robin" <robinandtami@nospam.com> wrote
I'm eating ham & oysters, wearing blended fibers AND cutting
my hair short!
By all that is good & merciful, you should be stoned to death.
Peace.
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| User: "Rick" |
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28 Mar 2005 03:27:47 PM |
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wrote in message
<1111927594.717052.208500@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>...
Just ham and shellfish? How about the Easter bunny?
The Easter Bunny would eat neither ham nor shellfish, even on Easter. *All*
bunnies are herbivores, silly!
[snip]
- Rick
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| User: "Dionisio" |
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27 Mar 2005 03:55:45 PM |
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wrote:
Just ham and shellfish? How about the Easter bunny?
Don't eat him either.
;-)
--
Quoted in the New Scientist [1995]:
A Doctor at Yale has observed that all the fingers have names, but that only the big toe has a name. He thus proposes names for all 5 toes: porcellus fori, porcellus domi, porcellus carnivorus, porcellus non voratus, porcellus plorans domum.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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26 Mar 2005 05:38:37 PM |
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On 26 Mar 2005, Choose God!!!!!! dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
You're wrong - Christianity is real, there are plenty of Christians
around to illustrate this. It's the dogma that's imaginary.
Oh, it's not that they don't believe in anything. Don't
let them kid you. Atheism is a religion, a "Faith."
And, it's not that they don't believe in the supernatural,
in an afterlife. The only thing they don't believe in is
God as represented by his true Christian church.
Lie.
Atheists like to pretend otherwise, but that's just another
one of the lies they spread.
Lie.
I've attended atheists meetings, and I assure you
that just because they're atheists doesn't mean
that they don't believe in an afterlife. There's just no
place in their afterlife for God as represented by
Christianity. They only have room for Satan.
Lie.
And there's a lot them. There's a lot more of these
anti-Christian "atheists" out there than you could
ever imagine.
Watch out, sparky, there are even more anti-Christian Muslims out there,
and they are armed to the teeth.
There is a way to spot them though. There is a way
of telling the true Christians from the anti-Christian
haters. You can do so tomorrow.
Uh-oh. Bagpipes approaching. Get me the earplugs.
Tomorrow is Easter Sunday. Anyone who doesn't
celebrate Easter tomorrow is obviously in league
with Satan, and laboring to destroy Christianity.
The Muslims, Hindus, and Zoroastrians out there will be taking offense to
that. The atheists couldn't care less. We don't fear your imaginary
enemy.
But you knew that.
What you didn't know is that many of Satan's
minions will be "celebrating" Easter, attempting
to hide, to "fit in" with their Godly neighbors. It's
these fifth-columnist "atheists" that I had in mind
when I began this message, it is these invisible
Satanists that I was speaking of.
You're paranoid as well as delusional. Do yourself a favor and have
yourself committed.
You will be able to spot them tomorrow, tell them
apart from Real Christians because of the way they
pervert Easter into a celebration of evil, a dark
feast in honor of Satan.
Bagpipes again.
Ham.
The bible forbids the eating of pork & ham. It
is the law as handed down by God himself, as
still practiced by Jews just as it was in biblical
times. God wasn't joking when he laid down the
law. God wasn't somehow mistaken when he
said, in the bible (Leviticus & elsewhere) that
meat from a pig is forbidden.
Excellent. More for us.
No one can be of God while, on the most holy
of days, sitting at a table that includes an
"Easter ham." Shellfish is another dead give-away,
but even the Satanists...Oops!... "atheists." Even
the "atheists" don't usually partake of shellfish on
Easter.
I think I'll have ham with clam chowder then, just for your sake. With
pork-n-beans and a nice seafood salad. Don't choke on your jesus
cracker.
Know your enemy. Know evil. Anyone who would
violate God's law regarding shellfish or ham on
the most holy of all days is evil. They are a threat.
They must be destroyed.
Peace.
Peace is not possible with religion infecting the world's population.
Look at reality, you'll find that the most peaceful areas of the world
are also the least religious. Your bloody religion will be mankind's
demise. Trust me.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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27 Mar 2005 12:40:40 AM |
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 15:43:21 -0500, "Choose God!!!!!!"
<gymraven@hotmail.com> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following
Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
Oh, it's not that they don't believe in anything. Don't
let them kid you. Atheism is a religion, a "Faith."
And, it's not that they don't believe in the supernatural,
in an afterlife. The only thing they don't believe in is
God as represented by his true Christian church.
Actually, I don't believe in Allah, the Hindu deities, or any other
gods.
I've attended atheists meetings, and I assure you
that just because they're atheists doesn't mean
that they don't believe in an afterlife. There's just no
place in their afterlife for God as represented by
Christianity. They only have room for Satan.
Don't believe that being either.
And there's a lot them. There's a lot more of these
anti-Christian "atheists" out there than you could
ever imagine.
Yup! More people wake up each year.
There is a way to spot them though. There is a way
of telling the true Christians from the anti-Christian
haters. You can do so tomorrow.
Tomorrow is Easter Sunday. Anyone who doesn't
celebrate Easter tomorrow is obviously in league
with Satan, and laboring to destroy Christianity.
Or is Jewish. Or Muslim. Or any of a hundred religions found on
Earth that do not recognize the divinity of Jesus.
What you didn't know is that many of Satan's
minions will be "celebrating" Easter, attempting
to hide, to "fit in" with their Godly neighbors. It's
these fifth-columnist "atheists" that I had in mind
when I began this message, it is these invisible
Satanists that I was speaking of.
You will be able to spot them tomorrow, tell them
apart from Real Christians because of the way they
pervert Easter into a celebration of evil, a dark
feast in honor of Satan.
It's actually a pagan fertility festival. Y'all didn't even change
the name.
Guess what all the rabbits and eggs are about? Yup. Sex.
Ham.
The bible forbids the eating of pork & ham. It
is the law as handed down by God himself, as
still practiced by Jews just as it was in biblical
times. God wasn't joking when he laid down the
law. God wasn't somehow mistaken when he
said, in the bible (Leviticus & elsewhere) that
meat from a pig is forbidden.
No one can be of God while, on the most holy
of days, sitting at a table that includes an
"Easter ham." Shellfish is another dead give-away,
but even the Satanists...Oops!... "atheists." Even
the "atheists" don't usually partake of shellfish on
Easter.
Except that God recinded that rule. Acts 10 makes it clear that the
dietary laws are a thing of the past.
Why is it the atheists always know the Bible better thant the
bleaters?
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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27 Mar 2005 12:45:19 AM |
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Douglas Berry wrote:
On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 15:43:21 -0500, "Choose God!!!!!!"
<gymraven@hotmail.com> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following
Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
Oh, it's not that they don't believe in anything. Don't
let them kid you. Atheism is a religion, a "Faith."
And, it's not that they don't believe in the supernatural,
in an afterlife. The only thing they don't believe in is
God as represented by his true Christian church.
Actually, I don't believe in Allah, the Hindu deities, or any other
gods.
I've attended atheists meetings, and I assure you
that just because they're atheists doesn't mean
that they don't believe in an afterlife. There's just no
place in their afterlife for God as represented by
Christianity. They only have room for Satan.
Don't believe that being either.
And there's a lot them. There's a lot more of these
anti-Christian "atheists" out there than you could
ever imagine.
Yup! More people wake up each year.
There is a way to spot them though. There is a way
of telling the true Christians from the anti-Christian
haters. You can do so tomorrow.
Tomorrow is Easter Sunday. Anyone who doesn't
celebrate Easter tomorrow is obviously in league
with Satan, and laboring to destroy Christianity.
Or is Jewish. Or Muslim. Or any of a hundred religions found on
Earth that do not recognize the divinity of Jesus.
What you didn't know is that many of Satan's
minions will be "celebrating" Easter, attempting
to hide, to "fit in" with their Godly neighbors. It's
these fifth-columnist "atheists" that I had in mind
when I began this message, it is these invisible
Satanists that I was speaking of.
You will be able to spot them tomorrow, tell them
apart from Real Christians because of the way they
pervert Easter into a celebration of evil, a dark
feast in honor of Satan.
It's actually a pagan fertility festival. Y'all didn't even change
the name.
Guess what all the rabbits and eggs are about? Yup. Sex.
Ham.
The bible forbids the eating of pork & ham. It
is the law as handed down by God himself, as
still practiced by Jews just as it was in biblical
times. God wasn't joking when he laid down the
law. God wasn't somehow mistaken when he
said, in the bible (Leviticus & elsewhere) that
meat from a pig is forbidden.
No one can be of God while, on the most holy
of days, sitting at a table that includes an
"Easter ham." Shellfish is another dead give-away,
but even the Satanists...Oops!... "atheists." Even
the "atheists" don't usually partake of shellfish on
Easter.
Except that God recinded that rule. Acts 10 makes it clear that the
dietary laws are a thing of the past.
Why is it the atheists always know the Bible better thant the
bleaters?
I think it has something to do with a little known, in the xtian circles
that is, concept, called reading.
You see, fundies, for all the fluff and frothing, are not allowed to
read their bible. In fact, ask any 10 atheists what helped them become
an atheist.
At least half would say, "reading the bible".
Funny how that works out.
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor
A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
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| User: "Kate " |
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26 Mar 2005 04:30:07 PM |
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 15:43:21 -0500, "Choose God!!!!!!"
<gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote:
Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
Oh, it's not that they don't believe in anything. Don't
let them kid you. Atheism is a religion, a "Faith."
And, it's not that they don't believe in the supernatural,
in an afterlife. The only thing they don't believe in is
God as represented by his true Christian church.
Atheists like to pretend otherwise, but that's just another
one of the lies they spread.
I've attended atheists meetings, and I assure you
that just because they're atheists doesn't mean
that they don't believe in an afterlife. There's just no
place in their afterlife for God as represented by
Christianity. They only have room for Satan.
So did you attend these meetings in a rubber room?
Lamo troll.
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| User: "Icebreaker" |
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26 Mar 2005 07:33:28 PM |
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Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
Oh, it's not that they don't believe in anything. Don't
let them kid you. Atheism is a religion, a "Faith."
And, it's not that they don't believe in the supernatural,
in an afterlife. The only thing they don't believe in is
God as represented by his true Christian church.
There is no supernatural, nor is there an afterlife. I don't know where
you're getting all this "information" about atheists.
I've attended atheists meetings, and I assure you
that just because they're atheists doesn't mean
that they don't believe in an afterlife. There's just no
place in their afterlife for God as represented by
Christianity. They only have room for Satan.
See, I would LOVE to believe that there's an afterlife. But then, I'm also
sane. Can't have it both ways.
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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26 Mar 2005 03:11:00 PM |
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 15:43:21 -0500, "Choose God!!!!!!"
<gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote:
Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
No *****, Sherlock. When will they award you a ThD for this brilliant
bit of insight?
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1527 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "raven1" |
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26 Mar 2005 06:16:28 PM |
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 15:43:21 -0500, "Choose God!!!!!!"
<gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote:
Err, guys, didn't anyone read this to the end? Or notice the return
address? You've been spoofed by our own JTEM, by the looks of
things...
Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
Oh, it's not that they don't believe in anything. Don't
let them kid you. Atheism is a religion, a "Faith."
And, it's not that they don't believe in the supernatural,
in an afterlife. The only thing they don't believe in is
God as represented by his true Christian church.
Atheists like to pretend otherwise, but that's just another
one of the lies they spread.
I've attended atheists meetings, and I assure you
that just because they're atheists doesn't mean
that they don't believe in an afterlife. There's just no
place in their afterlife for God as represented by
Christianity. They only have room for Satan.
And there's a lot them. There's a lot more of these
anti-Christian "atheists" out there than you could
ever imagine.
There is a way to spot them though. There is a way
of telling the true Christians from the anti-Christian
haters. You can do so tomorrow.
Tomorrow is Easter Sunday. Anyone who doesn't
celebrate Easter tomorrow is obviously in league
with Satan, and laboring to destroy Christianity.
But you knew that.
What you didn't know is that many of Satan's
minions will be "celebrating" Easter, attempting
to hide, to "fit in" with their Godly neighbors. It's
these fifth-columnist "atheists" that I had in mind
when I began this message, it is these invisible
Satanists that I was speaking of.
You will be able to spot them tomorrow, tell them
apart from Real Christians because of the way they
pervert Easter into a celebration of evil, a dark
feast in honor of Satan.
Ham.
The bible forbids the eating of pork & ham. It
is the law as handed down by God himself, as
still practiced by Jews just as it was in biblical
times. God wasn't joking when he laid down the
law. God wasn't somehow mistaken when he
said, in the bible (Leviticus & elsewhere) that
meat from a pig is forbidden.
No one can be of God while, on the most holy
of days, sitting at a table that includes an
"Easter ham." Shellfish is another dead give-away,
but even the Satanists...Oops!... "atheists." Even
the "atheists" don't usually partake of shellfish on
Easter.
Know your enemy. Know evil. Anyone who would
violate God's law regarding shellfish or ham on
the most holy of all days is evil. They are a threat.
They must be destroyed.
Peace.
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26 Mar 2005 11:41:50 PM |
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"raven1" <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote
Err, guys, didn't anyone read this to the end? Or notice
the return address?
Oh, great. So now you liberal, socialist, abortion loving,
feminist, homosexualists atheists are trying to pretend that
the bible doesn't forbid the eating of ham....
Or are you claiming that the bible somehow isn't the
very word of God?
Either way, your lies are even more obvious to the rest
of us than the flames of Hell will be to you, when you
finally receive your just reward of everlasting torment.
REPENT!
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| User: "Dionisio" |
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27 Mar 2005 03:53:36 PM |
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Choose God!!! wrote:
Or are you claiming that the bible somehow isn't the
very word of God?
Don't need to. The Bible already says as much: Jeremiah 8:8.
--
Quoted in the New Scientist [1995]:
A Doctor at Yale has observed that all the fingers have names, but that only the big toe has a name. He thus proposes names for all 5 toes: porcellus fori, porcellus domi, porcellus carnivorus, porcellus non voratus, porcellus plorans domum.
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| User: "marvin" |
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27 Mar 2005 02:01:50 PM |
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raven1 writes:
Err, guys, didn't anyone read this to the end? Or notice the return
address? You've been spoofed by our own JTEM, by the looks of
things...
LOL! I took the bait.
One of the things I like to do is watch threads that begin with one of
these unChristian (to my mind at least), hate and threat filled posts
under some outlandish handle to see whether the original poster ever
returns to defend his or her position. Often the same handle will
appear on a number of really outlandish posts, sometimes over a fairly
extended period, but the person almost never returns to discuss
anything. I was quite surprised when I saw raven1's post immediately
followed by Choose God!!!, both posted since I looked at the thread
last night. I was even more surprised when I opened them, but for a
different reason, of course.
Nice job. This is every bit as good as the joke I "suffered" last
night when I shook a piece of raw spaghetti out of my toothpick
container and found that my six-year-old granddaughter had thought of
the joke entirely on her own. She just couldn't wait until April
Fools' Day.
Marvin
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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| Title: Re: The anti-Christian haters |
26 Mar 2005 07:22:42 PM |
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 15:43:21 -0500, "Choose God!!!!!!"
<gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote:
snippage
Tomorrow is Easter Sunday. Anyone who doesn't
celebrate Easter tomorrow is obviously in league
with Satan, and laboring to destroy Christianity.
Just when you think the EAC is full of *****, they come up with
this.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: The anti-Christian haters |
27 Mar 2005 09:53:35 AM |
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 15:43:21 -0500, Choose God!!!!!! wrote:
Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
Oh, dear. Either a very clever satire, or a very worrisome declaration of
mental illness.
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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