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Religions > Atheism |
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"Choose God!!!!!!" |
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26 Mar 2005 02:43:21 PM |
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The anti-Christian haters |
Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
Oh, it's not that they don't believe in anything. Don't
let them kid you. Atheism is a religion, a "Faith."
And, it's not that they don't believe in the supernatural,
in an afterlife. The only thing they don't believe in is
God as represented by his true Christian church.
Atheists like to pretend otherwise, but that's just another
one of the lies they spread.
I've attended atheists meetings, and I assure you
that just because they're atheists doesn't mean
that they don't believe in an afterlife. There's just no
place in their afterlife for God as represented by
Christianity. They only have room for Satan.
And there's a lot them. There's a lot more of these
anti-Christian "atheists" out there than you could
ever imagine.
There is a way to spot them though. There is a way
of telling the true Christians from the anti-Christian
haters. You can do so tomorrow.
Tomorrow is Easter Sunday. Anyone who doesn't
celebrate Easter tomorrow is obviously in league
with Satan, and laboring to destroy Christianity.
But you knew that.
What you didn't know is that many of Satan's
minions will be "celebrating" Easter, attempting
to hide, to "fit in" with their Godly neighbors. It's
these fifth-columnist "atheists" that I had in mind
when I began this message, it is these invisible
Satanists that I was speaking of.
You will be able to spot them tomorrow, tell them
apart from Real Christians because of the way they
pervert Easter into a celebration of evil, a dark
feast in honor of Satan.
Ham.
The bible forbids the eating of pork & ham. It
is the law as handed down by God himself, as
still practiced by Jews just as it was in biblical
times. God wasn't joking when he laid down the
law. God wasn't somehow mistaken when he
said, in the bible (Leviticus & elsewhere) that
meat from a pig is forbidden.
No one can be of God while, on the most holy
of days, sitting at a table that includes an
"Easter ham." Shellfish is another dead give-away,
but even the Satanists...Oops!... "atheists." Even
the "atheists" don't usually partake of shellfish on
Easter.
Know your enemy. Know evil. Anyone who would
violate God's law regarding shellfish or ham on
the most holy of all days is evil. They are a threat.
They must be destroyed.
Peace.
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| User: "Woden" |
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| Title: TQOTM Nomination was Re: The anti-Christian haters |
26 Mar 2005 04:50:13 PM |
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"Choose God!!!!!!" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:qoSdnfouS6PpWtjfRVn-hQ@comcast.com:
(snip for brevity)
Nominated portion:
Know your enemy. Know evil. Anyone who would
violate God's law regarding shellfish or ham on
the most holy of all days is evil. They are a threat.
They must be destroyed.
Peace.
End nomination.
These two sentences tell a lot about xianity and its followers.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: TQOTM Nomination was Re: The anti-Christian haters |
27 Mar 2005 07:15:47 AM |
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In article <Xns9625B5920447Awodencharternet@69.28.186.121>,
Woden <woden@charter.net> wrote:
"Choose God!!!!!!" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:qoSdnfouS6PpWtjfRVn-hQ@comcast.com:
(snip for brevity)
Nominated portion:
Know your enemy. Know evil. Anyone who would
violate God's law regarding shellfish or ham on
the most holy of all days is evil. They are a threat.
They must be destroyed.
Peace.
End nomination.
These two sentences tell a lot about xianity and its followers.
Um. I think this is an obvious parody of Xian blather. Shall we withdraw
this one?
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Woden" |
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| Title: Re: TQOTM Nomination was Re: The anti-Christian haters |
27 Mar 2005 01:38:28 PM |
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*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in
news:nemo0037-13D609.08164927032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
In article <Xns9625B5920447Awodencharternet@69.28.186.121>,
Woden <woden@charter.net> wrote:
"Choose God!!!!!!" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:qoSdnfouS6PpWtjfRVn-hQ@comcast.com:
(snip for brevity)
Nominated portion:
Know your enemy. Know evil. Anyone who would
violate God's law regarding shellfish or ham on
the most holy of all days is evil. They are a threat.
They must be destroyed.
Peace.
End nomination.
These two sentences tell a lot about xianity and its followers.
Um. I think this is an obvious parody of Xian blather. Shall we
withdraw this one?
If it is indeed parody, then yes I agree.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "jwk" |
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| Title: Re: TQOTM Nomination was Re: The anti-Christian haters |
27 Mar 2005 06:18:31 PM |
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*nemo* wrote:
In article <Xns9625B5920447Awodencharternet@69.28.186.121>,
Woden <woden@charter.net> wrote:
"Choose God!!!!!!" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:qoSdnfouS6PpWtjfRVn-hQ@comcast.com:
(snip for brevity)
Nominated portion:
Know your enemy. Know evil. Anyone who would
violate God's law regarding shellfish or ham on
the most holy of all days is evil. They are a threat.
They must be destroyed.
Peace.
End nomination.
These two sentences tell a lot about xianity and its followers.
Um. I think this is an obvious parody of Xian blather.
How can you tell?
jwk
BAAWA
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: TQOTM Nomination was Re: The anti-Christian haters |
26 Mar 2005 04:52:14 PM |
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Woden <woden@charter.net> wrote in news:Xns9625B5920447Awodencharternet@
69.28.186.121:
"Choose God!!!!!!" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:qoSdnfouS6PpWtjfRVn-hQ@comcast.com:
(snip for brevity)
Nominated portion:
Know your enemy. Know evil. Anyone who would
violate God's law regarding shellfish or ham on
the most holy of all days is evil. They are a threat.
They must be destroyed.
Peace.
End nomination.
These two sentences tell a lot about xianity and its followers.
Seconded.
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Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplin and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
I don't go to mythical places with strange men.
-Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul (1988)
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| User: "Jeff Dee" |
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| Title: Re: TQOTM Nomination was Re: The anti-Christian haters |
26 Mar 2005 11:09:07 PM |
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Guys, guys guys.
You can't nominate this for TQOTM, because the poster is obviously
pulling our legs.
"Ham." ?
Jeez, we atheists can be such knee-jerk reactionaries sometimes, that an
obvious parody gets us frothing at the mouth. I advise a little more
caution.
-Jeff Dee
Enkidu wrote:
Woden <woden@charter.net> wrote in news:Xns9625B5920447Awodencharternet@
69.28.186.121:
"Choose God!!!!!!" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:qoSdnfouS6PpWtjfRVn-hQ@comcast.com:
(snip for brevity)
Nominated portion:
Know your enemy. Know evil. Anyone who would
violate God's law regarding shellfish or ham on
the most holy of all days is evil. They are a threat.
They must be destroyed.
Peace.
End nomination.
These two sentences tell a lot about xianity and its followers.
Seconded.
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| User: "Woden" |
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26 Mar 2005 11:11:54 PM |
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Jeff Dee <antix@io.com> wrote in news:Ne2dnR4IiJ56otvfRVn-gg@io.com:
Guys, guys guys.
You can't nominate this for TQOTM, because the poster is obviously
pulling our legs.
"Ham." ?
Jeez, we atheists can be such knee-jerk reactionaries sometimes, that an
obvious parody gets us frothing at the mouth. I advise a little more
caution.
-Jeff Dee
Damn, it's getting too damn hard to tell the parodies from the real wackos.
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Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "James" |
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27 Mar 2005 04:25:36 PM |
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Jeff Dee wrote:
Guys, guys guys.
You can't nominate this for TQOTM, because the poster is obviously
pulling our legs.
"Ham." ?
Jeez, we atheists can be such knee-jerk reactionaries sometimes, that an
obvious parody gets us frothing at the mouth. I advise a little more
caution.
-Jeff Dee
He had me going for the first little bit, but yeah, "Ham." gave it away.
I'm still pretty new to Usenet, though, so the reasoning behind this
sort of thing escapes me. Seems like a waste of time. Gasp! People
replied! OMFG, I win!
--
James B, former monkey #4,567,000,000
aa #944
"Hence the greatest crimes have been found, in many instances,
compatible with a superstitious piety and devotion: Hence, it
is justly regarded as unsafe to draw any certain inference in
favour of a man's morals from the fervour or strictness of his
religious exercises, even though he himself believe them sincere."
-David Hume, "The Natural History of Religion"
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| User: "dgillesp" |
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| Title: Re: TQOTM Nomination was Re: The anti-Christian haters |
26 Mar 2005 06:02:51 PM |
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Woden wrote:
"Choose God!!!!!!" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:qoSdnfouS6PpWtjfRVn-hQ@comcast.com:
(snip for brevity)
Nominated portion:
Know your enemy. Know evil. Anyone who would
violate God's law regarding shellfish or ham on
the most holy of all days is evil. They are a threat.
They must be destroyed.
Peace.
End nomination.
These two sentences tell a lot about xianity and its followers.
I know a lot about various Christian sects and this is a new one to me.
It's surely some relatively insignificant group who get their jollies from
being the only true Christians left in a world full of religious hypocrites.
BTW, shellfish are the only type of meat Orthodox Christians are allowed
during the Great Fast which lasts until Holy Pascha (Easter) which falls on
May 1st this year. Not having eaten ham for six weeks, you can guess what
will be on our tables, come Pascha. So I guess we are also the enemy, a
threat and destined to be destroyed as well.
Denny
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Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "Woden" |
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| Title: Re: TQOTM Nomination was Re: The anti-Christian haters |
26 Mar 2005 09:03:18 PM |
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dgillesp <dgillesp@nospam.net> wrote in
news:4245F82B.DFF54163@nospam.net:
Woden wrote:
"Choose God!!!!!!" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:qoSdnfouS6PpWtjfRVn-hQ@comcast.com:
(snip for brevity)
Nominated portion:
Know your enemy. Know evil. Anyone who would
violate God's law regarding shellfish or ham on
the most holy of all days is evil. They are a threat.
They must be destroyed.
Peace.
End nomination.
These two sentences tell a lot about xianity and its followers.
I know a lot about various Christian sects and this is a new one to
me. It's surely some relatively insignificant group who get their
jollies from being the only true Christians left in a world full of
religious hypocrites.
BTW, shellfish are the only type of meat Orthodox Christians are
allowed during the Great Fast which lasts until Holy Pascha (Easter)
which falls on May 1st this year. Not having eaten ham for six
weeks, you can guess what will be on our tables, come Pascha. So I
guess we are also the enemy, a threat and destined to be destroyed as
well.
Where in the bible does it say that shellfish are the only accpetable
meat during the great fast?
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "Woden" |
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26 Mar 2005 04:47:42 PM |
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"Choose God!!!!!!" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:qoSdnfouS6PpWtjfRVn-hQ@comcast.com:
Wow another fool troll shows up for easter weekend -- obviously here to
save us heathens, and oblivious to the fact the he's just another fool.
Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
Fool, we see xianity all the time. We just see no reason to believe in
your gods.
Oh, it's not that they don't believe in anything. Don't
let them kid you. Atheism is a religion, a "Faith."
And, it's not that they don't believe in the supernatural,
in an afterlife. The only thing they don't believe in is
God as represented by his true Christian church.
All you xians try to make it sound like atheism is just another version
of religion where we don't like your gods. What you fail to accept is
that we take the rational point of view that there is no reason to
believe until you can provide some real world evidence for these verbal
abstractions you call gods.
Atheists like to pretend otherwise, but that's just another
one of the lies they spread.
I'm always amazed at the number of foolish xians who claim to know what
atheists know and believe without having a clue as to what "lack of
evidence" means.
I've attended atheists meetings, and I assure you
that just because they're atheists doesn't mean
that they don't believe in an afterlife. There's just no
place in their afterlife for God as represented by
Christianity. They only have room for Satan.
Why would we believe in your god Satan but not your other gods? Do you
think you get brownie points with your gods by misrepresenting atheism?
And there's a lot them. There's a lot more of these
anti-Christian "atheists" out there than you could
ever imagine.
Yes, and it's a growing portion of the population. Reason and reality
are slowing overtaking myth and superstition.
There is a way to spot them though. There is a way
of telling the true Christians from the anti-Christian
haters. You can do so tomorrow.
Tomorrow is Easter Sunday. Anyone who doesn't
celebrate Easter tomorrow is obviously in league
with Satan, and laboring to destroy Christianity.
So the majority of the world's population is in league with Satan? (After
all, only about 30% of the world is xian.) Doesn't sound like your god
has had a very good marketing program over the last 2000 years.
But you knew that.
What you didn't know is that many of Satan's
minions will be "celebrating" Easter, attempting
to hide, to "fit in" with their Godly neighbors. It's
these fifth-columnist "atheists" that I had in mind
when I began this message, it is these invisible
Satanists that I was speaking of.
Ah, you mean the so called xians who are so afraid of sticking out from
the masses that they really don't believe, won't come out and say so.
You will be able to spot them tomorrow, tell them
apart from Real Christians because of the way they
pervert Easter into a celebration of evil, a dark
feast in honor of Satan.
Oh, yeah, we're all going to black masses, dancing naked and sacrificing
virgins on the altar at midnight tonight.
Ham.
The bible forbids the eating of pork & ham. It
is the law as handed down by God himself, as
still practiced by Jews just as it was in biblical
times. God wasn't joking when he laid down the
law. God wasn't somehow mistaken when he
said, in the bible (Leviticus & elsewhere) that
meat from a pig is forbidden.
No one can be of God while, on the most holy
of days, sitting at a table that includes an
"Easter ham." Shellfish is another dead give-away,
but even the Satanists...Oops!... "atheists." Even
the "atheists" don't usually partake of shellfish on
Easter.
Know your enemy. Know evil. Anyone who would
violate God's law regarding shellfish or ham on
the most holy of all days is evil. They are a threat.
They must be destroyed.
Peace.
Bwhahahahahahaha.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "Clockmeister" |
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26 Mar 2005 07:18:38 PM |
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"Choose God!!!!!!" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:qoSdnfouS6PpWtjfRVn-hQ@comcast.com...
Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
<snip nonsense>
They must be destroyed.
Peace.
You fear us because you don't understand us and it's the same fear that
makes you run to god in the first place. Lack of understanding, fear,
ignorance and persecution is the christian way.
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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26 Mar 2005 05:15:28 PM |
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"Choose God!!!!!!" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:qoSdnfouS6PpWtjfRVn-hQ@comcast.com...
Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
Oh, we believe in Christianity. We're SOAKING in it.
We know that Christianity exists, it's gods we lack belief in.
Moron.
Oh, it's not that they don't believe in anything.
Wow, an inadvertantly accurate statement!
Don't
let them kid you. Atheism is a religion, a "Faith."
Just like not playing baseball is a sport!
And, it's not that they don't believe in the supernatural,
in an afterlife.
Atheists are allowed to believe in that and still be atheists.
The only thing they don't believe in is
God as represented by his true Christian church.
We don't believe in ANY gods, Christian or otherwise.
Atheists like to pretend otherwise, but that's just another
one of the lies they spread.
It's the meaning of the fucking word atheism, you idiot.
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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26 Mar 2005 06:32:09 PM |
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killing, eternal flames for the wrong idea.
HTTP://WWW.STOPTHERELIGIOUSRIGHT.ORG
CHOOSE SANITY!
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Its a myth
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| User: "sAnToLiNa" |
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26 Mar 2005 07:52:29 PM |
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Choose God!!!!!! <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:qoSdnfouS6PpWtjfRVn-hQ@comcast.com...
Choose
Atheism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Top that, *****.
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| User: "Dionisio" |
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26 Mar 2005 06:48:49 PM |
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Choose God!!!!!! wrote:
Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
<Valley Girl accent> "Like, um, Duh!"
--
Quoted in the New Scientist [1995]:
A Doctor at Yale has observed that all the fingers have names, but that only the big toe has a name. He thus proposes names for all 5 toes: porcellus fori, porcellus domi, porcellus carnivorus, porcellus non voratus, porcellus plorans domum.
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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26 Mar 2005 07:16:57 PM |
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Choose God!!!!!! wrote:
Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
And that was the only honest thing you said in the entire post.
***** off, troll.
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor
A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
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| User: "Olrik" |
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26 Mar 2005 11:34:29 PM |
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Choose God!!!!!! wrote:
Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
Oh, it's not that they don't believe in anything. Don't
let them kid you. Atheism is a religion, a "Faith."
And, it's not that they don't believe in the supernatural,
in an afterlife. The only thing they don't believe in is
God as represented by his true Christian church.
Atheists like to pretend otherwise, but that's just another
one of the lies they spread.
I've attended atheists meetings, and I assure you
that just because they're atheists doesn't mean
that they don't believe in an afterlife. There's just no
place in their afterlife for God as represented by
Christianity. They only have room for Satan.
And there's a lot them. There's a lot more of these
anti-Christian "atheists" out there than you could
ever imagine.
There is a way to spot them though. There is a way
of telling the true Christians from the anti-Christian
haters. You can do so tomorrow.
Tomorrow is Easter Sunday. Anyone who doesn't
celebrate Easter tomorrow is obviously in league
with Satan, and laboring to destroy Christianity.
But you knew that.
What you didn't know is that many of Satan's
minions will be "celebrating" Easter, attempting
to hide, to "fit in" with their Godly neighbors. It's
these fifth-columnist "atheists" that I had in mind
when I began this message, it is these invisible
Satanists that I was speaking of.
You will be able to spot them tomorrow, tell them
apart from Real Christians because of the way they
pervert Easter into a celebration of evil, a dark
feast in honor of Satan.
Ham.
The bible forbids the eating of pork & ham. It
is the law as handed down by God himself, as
still practiced by Jews just as it was in biblical
times. God wasn't joking when he laid down the
law. God wasn't somehow mistaken when he
said, in the bible (Leviticus & elsewhere) that
meat from a pig is forbidden.
No one can be of God while, on the most holy
of days, sitting at a table that includes an
"Easter ham." Shellfish is another dead give-away,
but even the Satanists...Oops!... "atheists." Even
the "atheists" don't usually partake of shellfish on
Easter.
Know your enemy. Know evil. Anyone who would
violate God's law regarding shellfish or ham on
the most holy of all days is evil. They are a threat.
They must be destroyed.
Peace.
Nice try. 2/5 on the troll meter.
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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| User: "Rick" |
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| Title: Re: The anti-Christian haters |
27 Mar 2005 11:33:03 AM |
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Olrik wrote in message ...
Choose God!!!!!! wrote:
[snip]
They must be destroyed.
Peace.
Nice try. 2/5 on the troll meter.
I'd say it deserves better than that. By the time I read the thread, only 3
of 36 responses were by folks who had a clue.
- Rick
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| User: "Olrik" |
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27 Mar 2005 10:41:28 PM |
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Rick wrote:
Olrik wrote in message ...
Choose God!!!!!! wrote:
[snip]
They must be destroyed.
Peace.
Nice try. 2/5 on the troll meter.
I'd say it deserves better than that. By the time I read the thread, only 3
of 36 responses were by folks who had a clue.
A very good troll in undetectable. My guess is that people stopped
reading before reaching the end.
- Rick
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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| User: "Richard Smol" |
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27 Mar 2005 04:13:05 AM |
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Choose God!!!!!! wrote:
Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
Oh, I believe Christians exist altight ... I just don't
see a reason to believe what they say.
RS
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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26 Mar 2005 03:26:58 PM |
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Choose God!!!!!! wrote:
Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
Yes, we do. We know it exists. It's out there.
Oh, it's not that they don't believe in anything. Don't
let them kid you. Atheism is a religion, a "Faith."
Nope. No it isn't. Try again, this time reading a dictionary while
you're at it. Atheism is the "lack" of faith.
And, it's not that they don't believe in the supernatural,
in an afterlife. The only thing they don't believe in is
God as represented by his true Christian church.
Incorrect. We do not believe in the supernatural, the afterlife,
spirits, ghosts, the boogeyman, the tooth fairy, Santa Claus or the
Easter Bunny. Try again.
Atheists like to pretend otherwise, but that's just another
one of the lies they spread.
Atheism is not a religion. Theists like to pretend otherwise, but
that's just another one of the lies they spread.
I've attended atheists meetings, and I assure you
that just because they're atheists doesn't mean
that they don't believe in an afterlife. There's just no
place in their afterlife for God as represented by
Christianity. They only have room for Satan.
Satan is a Christian character. Since atheists lack belief in all
religions, atheists don't believe in Satan. Try again.
And there's a lot them. There's a lot more of these
anti-Christian "atheists" out there than you could
ever imagine.
And the majority of Christians are anti-atheist. George HW Bush is one
of them.
There is a way to spot them though. There is a way
of telling the true Christians from the anti-Christian
haters. You can do so tomorrow.
Oh, please tell me! I really want to know!
Tomorrow is Easter Sunday. Anyone who doesn't
celebrate Easter tomorrow is obviously in league
with Satan, and laboring to destroy Christianity.
I celebrate Easter and I'm an atheist. I am going to eat candy, bite
the heads of chocolate bunnies, and boil some eggs. It's going to be great!
But you knew that.
We did? Wow!
What you didn't know is that many of Satan's
minions will be "celebrating" Easter, attempting
to hide, to "fit in" with their Godly neighbors. It's
these fifth-columnist "atheists" that I had in mind
when I began this message, it is these invisible
Satanists that I was speaking of.
Invisible Satanists? Is that anything like the Invisible Christians?
Are they out to get you? Are you paranoid?
You will be able to spot them tomorrow, tell them
apart from Real Christians because of the way they
pervert Easter into a celebration of evil, a dark
feast in honor of Satan.
Again, since Satan doesn't exist, why would we be celebrating him?
We're celebrating sloth, gluttony and materialism just like all Good
Christians. ;-) But, we (in the US) do it in the name of materialism.
That is all.
Ham.
Yummy!
The bible forbids the eating of pork & ham. It
is the law as handed down by God himself, as
still practiced by Jews just as it was in biblical
times. God wasn't joking when he laid down the
law. God wasn't somehow mistaken when he
said, in the bible (Leviticus & elsewhere) that
meat from a pig is forbidden.
Bacon, ham, hot dogs. Oh boy! You're making me hungry! In the year
0BCE, there was no such thing as refrigeration, plastic wrap, and
Tupperware. Eating the meat of a pig would cause you to get E.Coli and
other nasty stuffs and you could DIE. This is not the case any more.
Styrofoam, plastic wrap, toster ovens, stoves. They help protect the
meat from these nasty stuffs and kill them so that you won't die.
No one can be of God while, on the most holy
of days, sitting at a table that includes an
"Easter ham." Shellfish is another dead give-away,
but even the Satanists...Oops!... "atheists." Even
the "atheists" don't usually partake of shellfish on
Easter.
Atheists are not Satanists. Satanists are an offshoot of Christianity.
Try again.
Know your enemy. Know evil. Anyone who would
violate God's law regarding shellfish or ham on
the most holy of all days is evil. They are a threat.
They must be destroyed.
Threats, huh? Sounds like you are the one who must be destroyed for the
good of humanity. We are not threatening you; you are threatening us.
Peace.
Threats, then peace? Are you a flip-flopper, or just very bad at lying?
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26 Mar 2005 03:17:02 PM |
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Choose God!!!!!! wrote:
What you didn't know is that many of Satan's
minions will be "celebrating" Easter, attempting
to hide, to "fit in" with their Godly neighbors. It's
these fifth-columnist "atheists" that I had in mind
when I began this message, it is these invisible
Satanists that I was speaking of.
Because we all know that Easter was originally and always has been a
Christian holiday.
Oh, wait a minute...
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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27 Mar 2005 07:58:06 AM |
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"Mr. Neil" <neil.purcell@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1111871822.953074.154840@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Choose God!!!!!! wrote:
What you didn't know is that many of Satan's
minions will be "celebrating" Easter, attempting
to hide, to "fit in" with their Godly neighbors. It's
these fifth-columnist "atheists" that I had in mind
when I began this message, it is these invisible
Satanists that I was speaking of.
Because we all know that Easter was originally and always has been a
Christian holiday.
Oh, wait a minute...
Hey, I celebrated Oestre on the 21st. Today is just a Sunday :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Dave" |
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26 Mar 2005 06:33:01 PM |
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Choose God!!!!!! wrote:
[...]
Tomorrow is Easter Sunday. Anyone who doesn't
celebrate Easter tomorrow is obviously in league
with Satan, and laboring to destroy Christianity.
[...]
In other words Jesus lied, and even "Eye for an eye" isn't vicious
enough for a True Christian bigot.
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| User: "jwk" |
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27 Mar 2005 06:15:43 PM |
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Choose God!!!!!! wrote:
[All sorts of nasty, little-minded crap]
Who are you trying to convince? The homosexuals? Why are they your
target audience in a conniption-fit against atheists? Did you forget
to take your meds?
jwk
BAAWA
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| User: "Secular Fundamentalist" |
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26 Mar 2005 03:01:59 PM |
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I was working in the lab, late one night
when my eyes beheld an eerie sight.
"Choose God!!!!!!" <gymraven@hotmail.com> from the slab began to rise
and suddenly, to my surprise, wrote:
Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
By Jove, I think he's got it.
<snip screed of hate filled bile>
Peace.
And may the bright morning sun light up your day.
"and up yours".
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
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| User: "Martin" |
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26 Mar 2005 04:17:10 PM |
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Secular Fundamentalist wrote:
I was working in the lab, late one night
when my eyes beheld an eerie sight.
"Choose God!!!!!!" <gymraven@hotmail.com> from the slab began to rise
and suddenly, to my surprise, wrote:
rofl love it
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| User: "BDK" |
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27 Mar 2005 06:38:04 AM |
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In article <qoSdnfouS6PpWtjfRVn-hQ@comcast.com>,
says...
Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
True!
Oh, it's not that they don't believe in anything. Don't
let them kid you. Atheism is a religion, a "Faith."
BZZZT!! Awwwwwww, and you were doing so well...
And, it's not that they don't believe in the supernatural,
in an afterlife.
Damn, wrong again. This isn't going well for you, is it?
The only thing they don't believe in is
God as represented by his true Christian church.
Since we don't believe in christianity, this kind of makes sense. Good
boy!!
Atheists like to pretend otherwise, but that's just another
one of the lies they spread.
Pretend what?? That we don't believe in christianity??
I've attended atheists meetings, and I assure you
that just because they're atheists doesn't mean
that they don't believe in an afterlife.
I would like to see a meeting of atheists where anyone claims to believe
in an afterlife. Your thinking is getting pretty screwy here..
There's just no
place in their afterlife for God as represented by
Christianity. They only have room for Satan.
LOL, satan is as nonsensical as god is? What have you been drinking?
And there's a lot them. There's a lot more of these
anti-Christian "atheists" out there than you could
ever imagine.
Good, sanity is spreading.
There is a way to spot them though. There is a way
of telling the true Christians from the anti-Christian
haters. You can do so tomorrow.
Oh my, do they have a mark on their foreheads??
Tomorrow is Easter Sunday. Anyone who doesn't
celebrate Easter tomorrow is obviously in league
with Satan, and laboring to destroy Christianity.
Uhh...you're seriously confused.
But you knew that.
Yeah, we know satan is a non existent character, like god from you old
book of goat herder fables, AKA the bible.
What you didn't know is that many of Satan's
minions will be "celebrating" Easter, attempting
to hide, to "fit in" with their Godly neighbors. It's
these fifth-columnist "atheists" that I had in mind
when I began this message, it is these invisible
Satanists that I was speaking of.
Yeah, you do have this kind of right. I know several "closeted"
atheists, but they mostly stay hidden to keep peace in the family due to
the reaction of their believing relatives, so they just go along..
Say it to yourself," Satan doesn't exist, he's just a character in the
bible.."
You will be able to spot them tomorrow, tell them
apart from Real Christians because of the way they
pervert Easter into a celebration of evil, a dark
feast in honor of Satan.
Ham.
LOL....
The bible forbids the eating of pork & ham. It
is the law as handed down by God himself, as
still practiced by Jews just as it was in biblical
times.
Some jews I know have eaten ham for decades..
God wasn't joking when he laid down the
law. God wasn't somehow mistaken when he
said, in the bible (Leviticus & elsewhere) that
meat from a pig is forbidden.
LOL, god IS a JOKE. A boogeyman, nothing more.
No one can be of God while, on the most holy
of days, sitting at a table that includes an
"Easter ham." Shellfish is another dead give-away,
but even the Satanists...Oops!... "atheists." Even
the "atheists" don't usually partake of shellfish on
Easter.
Ham and shrimp, my believer friends usually have both today. Now you've
got me thinking about them..
Know your enemy. Know evil. Anyone who would
violate God's law regarding shellfish or ham on
the most holy of all days is evil.
Nah, just hungry. Like me right now.
MMMMMM.....ham! I have a couple of bags of shrimp...
They are a threat.
To pigs and shellfish, sure. To people, believers in particular, hardly.
We just want you to stop trying to shove your insanity down our throats,
like this post tries to.
They must be destroyed.
Sure, before the bands of atheists come around to take believers to the
deprogramming camps! Man, you really need to see a shrink, your thinking
is going to get you into trouble. Big trouble.
Peace.
LOL, after you say we should be destroyed, now you say peace!
I think you're so messed up, you actually believe this nonsense you
posted. I hope you get some help..and stay away from me. Far away.
BDK
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| User: "GlennGlenn" |
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| Title: Re: The anti-Christian haters |
26 Mar 2005 07:23:10 PM |
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In article <qoSdnfouS6PpWtjfRVn-hQ@comcast.com>, Choose God!!!!!!
<gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote:
They must be destroyed.
Listen to the impotent mouse squeak.
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GlennGlenn -- aa#825 --
I am not famous, I am notorious. And if I am rich, it is because I have taken
my wages in people.
‹ Quentin Crisp
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: The anti-Christian haters |
27 Mar 2005 06:46:34 AM |
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Just ham and shellfish? How about the Easter bunny?
Choose God!!!!!! wrote:
Atheists don't believe in Christianity.
Oh, it's not that they don't believe in anything. Don't
let them kid you. Atheism is a religion, a "Faith."
And, it's not that they don't believe in the supernatural,
in an afterlife. The only thing they don't believe in is
God as represented by his true Christian church.
Atheists like to pretend otherwise, but that's just another
one of the lies they spread.
I've attended atheists meetings, and I assure you
that just because they're atheists doesn't mean
that they don't believe in an afterlife. There's just no
place in their afterlife for God as represented by
Christianity. They only have room for Satan.
And there's a lot them. There's a lot more of these
anti-Christian "atheists" out there than you could
ever imagine.
There is a way to spot them though. There is a way
of telling the true Christians from the anti-Christian
haters. You can do so tomorrow.
Tomorrow is Easter Sunday. Anyone who doesn't
celebrate Easter tomorrow is obviously in league
with Satan, and laboring to destroy Christianity.
But you knew that.
What you didn't know is that many of Satan's
minions will be "celebrating" Easter, attempting
to hide, to "fit in" with their Godly neighbors. It's
these fifth-columnist "atheists" that I had in mind
when I began this message, it is these invisible
Satanists that I was speaking of.
You will be able to spot them tomorrow, tell them
apart from Real Christians because of the way they
pervert Easter into a celebration of evil, a dark
feast in honor of Satan.
Ham.
The bible forbids the eating of pork & ham. It
is the law as handed down by God himself, as
still practiced by Jews just as it was in biblical
times. God wasn't joking when he laid down the
law. God wasn't somehow mistaken when he
said, in the bible (Leviticus & elsewhere) that
meat from a pig is forbidden.
No one can be of God while, on the most holy
of days, sitting at a table that includes an
"Easter ham." Shellfish is another dead give-away,
but even the Satanists...Oops!... "atheists." Even
the "atheists" don't usually partake of shellfish on
Easter.
Know your enemy. Know evil. Anyone who would
violate God's law regarding shellfish or ham on
the most holy of all days is evil. They are a threat.
They must be destroyed.
Peace.
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