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18 Mar 2006 03:10:34 PM |
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THE ATHEIST; A Koi-lo experiance!! |
An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself:
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look.
He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder &
saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder
again, & the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but
saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his
left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!!!"
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist
and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help
you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical
of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps
You could make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed.
And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed
his head & spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, Amen
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| User: "sanitys IittIe helper" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A Koi-lo experiance!! |
19 Mar 2006 06:14:21 AM |
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wrote:
An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself:
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look.
He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder &
saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder
again, & the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but
saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his
left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!!!"
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist
and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help
you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical
of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps
You could make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed.
And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed
his head & spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, Amen
The basis of humour is an element of plausibility. None discernible here.
--
David Silverman
aa #2208
Atheist for life.
Worshipful Mayor of Awphucket.
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| User: "Budikka666" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A Koi-lo experiance!! |
19 Mar 2006 06:40:34 AM |
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wrote:
An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself:
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look.
He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder &
saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder
again, & the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but
saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his
left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!!!"
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist
and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help
you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical
of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps
You could make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed.
And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed
his head & spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, Amen
The atheist would lay down and play dead or climb a tree until the bear
went away. Only an idiot theist would imagine some god would answer a
prayer.
Now Jabriol, how about answering these questions you've been running
from for two years?
Jabriol Unanswered Questions series #1
http://tinyurl.com/c75ql
Jabriol Unanswered Questions series #2
http://tinyurl.com/cla6m
Jabriol Unanswered Questions series #3
http://tinyurl.com/d5ku3
Jabriol Unanswered Questions series #4
http://tinyurl.com/btmpg
Jabriol Unanswered Questions series #5
http://tinyurl.com/7hkz9
Jabriol Unanswered Questions series #6
http://tinyurl.com/9c8hp
Jabriol Unanswered Questions series #7
http://tinyurl.com/cqanx
Jabriol Unanswered Questions series #8
http://tinyurl.com/bqydk
Jabriol Unanswered Questions series #9
http://tinyurl.com/dkmd3
Or how about addressing misleading quotes you've been posting:
Jabriol Misleading Quotes series #1
http://tinyurl.com/b3n6s
Or how about retracting these lies:
Jabriol Lies Series #1
http://tinyurl.com/2w7u9
Jabriol Lies Series #2
http://tinyurl.com/2l9rl
Jabriol Lies Series #3
http://tinyurl.com/27cvs
Jabriol Lies Series #4
http://tinyurl.com/33zrt
Jabriol Lies Series #5
http://tinyurl.com/2t944
Jabriol Lies Series #6
http://tinyurl.com/3776p
Jabriol Lies Series #7
http://tinyurl.com/82da6
Budikka
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| User: "Chris H. Fleming" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A Koi-lo experiance!! |
21 Mar 2006 08:12:50 AM |
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wrote:
An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself:
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look.
He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder &
saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder
again, & the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but
saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his
left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!!!"
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist
and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help
you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical
of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps
You could make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed.
And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed
his head & spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, Amen
Wow. Do you guys really think something like that is possible? Stopping
time in certain locations and not others (and thus violating all kinds
of physics and chemistry), talking bears, voices in the sky...
If you don't, then isn't the joke more telling of religion and it's sad
dellusions. Even in attempting to make fun of a strawman
so-called-atheist, the joke ironically shows that one should be an
atheist because something like that will never happen. That the atheist
position is totally justified, because stuff like that only happens in
stories and not in reality.
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A Koi-lo experiance!! |
18 Mar 2006 04:49:32 PM |
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wrote:
An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself:
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look.
He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder &
saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder
again, & the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but
saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his
left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!!!"
Time Stopped.
Let's stop right here. Time stopped?! Wow. We just entered the realm
of the supernatural. When can I meet Albus Dumbledore?
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist
and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help
you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical
of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps
You could make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed.
And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed
his head & spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, Amen
Funny, but has no basis in reality. :-)
Let's investigate this foray into illogic. Time stops. That means that
all the molecules in space suddenly stop moving. The light goes out
because light relies on time to reflect. Heat vanishes because it
relies on time. This atheist would then be flash-frozen at 0 degrees
Kelvin and be in the dark forever.
Yes, it hurts when a joke goes over like a lead balloon.
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| User: "=?iso-8859-1?B?0G/Wb1o=?=" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A JABRIOL religious experiance!! |
18 Mar 2006 09:18:41 PM |
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"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
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geister@mailinator.com aka the nym-shifting JABRIOL wrote:
An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself: "Lord
bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, Amen
Funny, but has no basis in reality. :-)
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To a Jehovah's Witness like Jabriol it does. They live in a reality of
ghosts, wicked spirits, evil demons, a punishing god.... and who knows what
else. ;-)
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Do....
All the JWs wish for is walking around the COUNTRYSIDE (never any towns
pictured in the WT rags) smiling like the village idiot and carrying
baskets of veggies and fruit with them. Also note they all live in suit
pants and dress shirts. The women live in housedresses of 1952 vintage.....
and they call that paradise? Any normal human being would rapidly be bored
to death looking at trees, grass, each other's ever smiling faces and eating
a vegetarian diet.
They'd soon be longing for a good book, a movie, a Mall or a steak
dinner..... (Carol)
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A Koi-lo religious experiance!! |
19 Mar 2006 06:38:57 AM |
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=D0o=D6oZ wrote:
"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
news:441c8f7f$0$5162$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.com...
geister@mailinator.com aka the nym-shifting JABRIOL wrote:
An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself: "Lord
bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, Amen
Funny, but has no basis in reality. :-)
=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D
To a Jehovah's Witness like Jabriol it does. They live in a reality of
ghosts, wicked spirits, evil demons, a punishing god.... and who knows wh=
at
else. ;-)
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Do....
Ah yes an another attack to JW's.. What.. no "please remove off topic
jabber thread from ARJW"?
Of course not. Now then if the thread head off in a different
dirrection.. your troll alerts would be all over.
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| User: "=?iso-8859-1?B?0G/Wb1o=?=" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A jabbers religious experiance!! |
19 Mar 2006 12:28:33 PM |
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"Dubh Ghall" <puck@pooks.hill.fey> wrote in message
news:kmnq121767jvscrjrn1mgknkmehd8lr3us@4ax.com...
On 19 Mar 2006 04:38:57 -0800, aka JABRIOL wrote:
None of the groups that I have snipped, my own NG, of choice included,
really
care whether jabbers, posts here, or not.
Fact is, we would prefer that he ONLY posted here.
You're replying to another Jabriol sock-puppet ( aka
JABRIOL).
He cross-posts his garbage everywhere. If everyone would remove all other
NGs but their own it would put a stop to his pot-stirring and trolling so
many irrelevant NGs, filling them with useless noise. Since I don't know
which NG you posted from I have to leave most of them intact.
If, however, you insist on x-posting JW tripe, or any other religious
bollocks,
for that matter, to uninterested groups , then you have no reason to
whinge
about the treatment that you receive at the hands, of the members of those
groups.
He feels he has the right to push his anti-evolution views down everyone's
throat on any NGs he chooses to invade.
--
Do.....
"You can't convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not
based on evidence, it's based on a deep seated need to believe."
~ Carl Sagan ~
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A Koi-lo experiance!! |
21 Mar 2006 07:07:15 AM |
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In talk.atheism DanielSan <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote:
geister@mailinator.com wrote:
An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself:
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look.
He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder &
saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder
again, & the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but
saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his
left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!!!"
Time Stopped.
Let's stop right here. Time stopped?! Wow. We just entered the realm
of the supernatural. When can I meet Albus Dumbledore?
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist
and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help
you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical
of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps
You could make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed.
And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed
his head & spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, Amen
Funny, but has no basis in reality. :-)
Let's investigate this foray into illogic. Time stops. That means that
all the molecules in space suddenly stop moving. The light goes out
because light relies on time to reflect. Heat vanishes because it
relies on time. This atheist would then be flash-frozen at 0 degrees
Kelvin and be in the dark forever.
Yes, it hurts when a joke goes over like a lead balloon.
What's wrong with a joke suspending the laws of physics? Many very funny
jokes do such things as have animals talk, etc. I notice even you didn't say
anything about a talking bear here. Even as an atheist, I can see the humor
in the above joke, even if it's logically and physically impossible.
--
Mike
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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do
we," George W. "Shrub" Bush Aug 5, 2004
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| User: "Richard Smol" |
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18 Mar 2006 03:12:37 PM |
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wrote:
An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself:
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look.
He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
Damnit, how often will this silly joke be repeated in this newsgroup?
RS
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| User: "W²" |
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18 Mar 2006 05:14:28 PM |
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"Richard Smol" <jazzcat@dds.nl> wrote in message
news:1142716357.335413.154980@e56g2000cwe.googlegroups.com...
towards him.
Damnit, how often will this silly joke be repeated in this newsgroup?
RS
Which newsgroup?
You are cross-posting to five groups.
W²
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| User: "=?iso-8859-1?B?0G/Wb1o=?=" |
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18 Mar 2006 09:10:56 PM |
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"Richard Smol" <jazzcat@dds.nl> wrote in message
news:1142716357.335413.154980@e56g2000cwe.googlegroups.com...
geis...@mailinator.com wrote:
An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself:
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look.
He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
Damnit, how often will this silly joke be repeated in this newsgroup?
RS
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Until this obsessed troll (jabbers) has his last seizure.........
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Do....
Jacob displays his (and God's) knowledge of biology by having
goats copulate while looking at streaked rods. The result is streaked
baby goats (Genesis 30:37). The author of Genesis (God?) believed
that genetic characteristics of the offspring are determined by what
the parents see at the moment of conception. This is a laughable
belief. Ask any animal husbandrist.
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| User: "Richard Dawkins" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A Koi-lo experiance!! |
19 Mar 2006 12:43:02 PM |
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"ÐoÖoZ" <watch@thistime.net> wrote in message
news:441cda9f$0$20109$834e42db@reader.greatnowhere.com...
"Richard Smol" <jazzcat@dds.nl> wrote in message
news:1142716357.335413.154980@e56g2000cwe.googlegroups.com...
geis...@mailinator.com wrote:
An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself:
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look.
He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
Damnit, how often will this silly joke be repeated in this newsgroup?
RS
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Until this obsessed troll (jabbers) has his last seizure.........
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Do....
Jacob displays his (and God's) knowledge of biology by having
goats copulate while looking at streaked rods. The result is streaked
baby goats (Genesis 30:37). The author of Genesis (God?) believed
that genetic characteristics of the offspring are determined by what
the parents see at the moment of conception. This is a laughable
belief. Ask any animal husbandrist.
~~<~~<~~{@ ~~<~~<~~{@ ~~<~~<~~{@
He said atheist and not God hater so stay off the thread.
You are no more an atheist than I.
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| User: "=?iso-8859-1?B?0G/Wb1o=?=" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A JABRIOL experiance!! |
19 Mar 2006 05:05:36 PM |
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"Richard Dawkins" <Dawkins@Hell.com> wrote in message
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He said atheist and not God hater
How does one hate what does not exist?
so stay off the thread.
Which thread?
You are no more an atheist than I.
Seeing is believing. :-)
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Nu.......
Here you will find clinical studies proving that the Jehovah's Witnesses
exhibit rates of mental illness between four and forty times the average
for the population at large:
http://www.rickross.com/reference/jw/jw73.html
http://google.com/groups?selm=D3J0QI5Z38234.4565046296@anonymous.poster
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| User: "Richard Dawkins" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A JABRIOL experiance!! |
19 Mar 2006 05:09:07 PM |
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"ÐoÖoZ" <watch@thistime.net> wrote in message
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"Richard Dawkins" <Dawkins@Hell.com> wrote in message
news:XChTf.37$Ur4.2183@news.uswest.net...
He said atheist and not God hater
How does one hate what does not exist?
so stay off the thread.
Which thread?
You are no more an atheist than I.
Seeing is believing. :-)
Correct... and that makes you a God-hater :0)
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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19 Mar 2006 06:02:37 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Richard Dawkins
(Dawkins@Hell.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
"ÐoÖoZ" <watch@thistime.net> wrote in message
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"Richard Dawkins" <Dawkins@Hell.com> wrote in message
news:XChTf.37$Ur4.2183@news.uswest.net...
He said atheist and not God hater
How does one hate what does not exist?
so stay off the thread.
Which thread?
You are no more an atheist than I.
Seeing is believing. :-)
Correct... and that makes you a God-hater :0)
I think that makes him a Raytard Hater, since you cannot hate what does
not exist, and since Raytard exists...
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Atheists get to live their lives in accordance with their own desires. I
call that a win, compared to the collossal waste of time being an active
Christian. Atheist: win. Christian: lose. "No win" never comes into
play, because there are no gods.
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| User: "Richard Dawkins" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A JABRIOL experiance!! |
19 Mar 2006 08:26:41 PM |
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"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Richard Dawkins
(Dawkins@Hell.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
"ÐoÖoZ" <watch@thistime.net> wrote in message
news:441df2a0$0$20103$834e42db@reader.greatnowhere.com...
"Richard Dawkins" <Dawkins@Hell.com> wrote in message
news:XChTf.37$Ur4.2183@news.uswest.net...
He said atheist and not God hater
How does one hate what does not exist?
so stay off the thread.
Which thread?
You are no more an atheist than I.
Seeing is believing. :-)
Correct... and that makes you a God-hater :0)
I think that makes him a Raytard Hater, since you cannot hate what does
not exist, and since Raytard exists...
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Atheists get to live their lives in accordance with their own desires. I
call that a win, compared to the collossal waste of time being an active
Christian. Atheist: win. Christian: lose. "No win" never comes into
play, because there are no gods.
If I'm feeling creative I could start to turn people against you, by being
cruel, maybe starting rumors in order to make people more cautious of your
miserable existence. The world is a crazy place,And I need to understand
evil people exist for a reason, and that's because the world let People like
you down. (or genetics). There isn't much more I can do, question is what
will you do?
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A JABRIOL experiance!! |
19 Mar 2006 10:07:20 PM |
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"Richard Dawkins" <Dawkins@Hell.com> wrote in message
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"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Richard Dawkins
(Dawkins@Hell.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
BIG SNIP!
This message was so scewed up I can't tell who said what to who.
Jojo........
"The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them,
but to be indifferent to them; that's the essence of inhumanity." --
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950).
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A JABRIOL experiance!! |
19 Mar 2006 10:28:38 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Lucy Belle
(invalid@invalid.invalid) made the light shine upon us with this:
"Richard Dawkins" <Dawkins@Hell.com> wrote in message
news:CpoTf.94$Ur4.4665@news.uswest.net...
"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns978BA302010F9vicman@216.196.97.136...
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Richard Dawkins
(Dawkins@Hell.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
BIG SNIP!
This message was so scewed up I can't tell who said what to who.
You should color code the response hierarchy like I have, it makes things a
lot easier. Oh, wait. You're using OE6....
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Atheists get to live their lives in accordance with their own desires. I
call that a win, compared to the collossal waste of time being an active
Christian. Atheist: win. Christian: lose. "No win" never comes into
play, because there are no gods.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A JABRIOL experiance!! |
19 Mar 2006 09:46:51 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Richard Dawkins
(Dawkins@Hell.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
If I'm feeling creative I could start to turn people against you, by
being cruel, maybe starting rumors in order to make people more
cautious of your miserable existence. The world is a crazy place,And I
need to understand evil people exist for a reason, and that's because
the world let People like you down. (or genetics). There isn't much
more I can do, question is what will you do?
This is why the bible was written, psycho. To control troglodytes like
yourself.
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Atheists get to live their lives in accordance with their own desires. I
call that a win, compared to the collossal waste of time being an active
Christian. Atheist: win. Christian: lose. "No win" never comes into
play, because there are no gods.
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| User: "sanitys IittIe helper" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A JABRIOL experiance!! |
19 Mar 2006 11:42:17 PM |
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Richard Dawkins wrote:
If I'm feeling creative I could start to turn people against you, by being
cruel, maybe starting rumors in order to make people more cautious of your
miserable existence. The world is a crazy place,And I need to understand
evil people exist for a reason, and that's because the world let People like
you down. (or genetics). There isn't much more I can do, question is what
will you do?
So much projection.
--
David Silverman
aa #2208
Atheist for life.
Worshipful Mayor of Awphucket.
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| User: "sanitys IittIe helper" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A Koi-lo experiance!! |
19 Mar 2006 03:09:25 PM |
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Richard Dawkins wrote:
"ÐoÖoZ" <watch@thistime.net> wrote in message
news:441cda9f$0$20109$834e42db@reader.greatnowhere.com...
"Richard Smol" <jazzcat@dds.nl> wrote in message
news:1142716357.335413.154980@e56g2000cwe.googlegroups.com...
geis...@mailinator.com wrote:
An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself:
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look.
He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
Damnit, how often will this silly joke be repeated in this newsgroup?
RS
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Until this obsessed troll (jabbers) has his last seizure.........
--
Do....
Jacob displays his (and God's) knowledge of biology by having
goats copulate while looking at streaked rods. The result is streaked
baby goats (Genesis 30:37). The author of Genesis (God?) believed
that genetic characteristics of the offspring are determined by what
the parents see at the moment of conception. This is a laughable
belief. Ask any animal husbandrist.
~~<~~<~~{@ ~~<~~<~~{@ ~~<~~<~~{@
He said atheist and not God hater so stay off the thread.
You are no more an atheist than I.
<Snigger> Listen to yourself.
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David Silverman
aa #2208
Atheist for life.
Worshipful Mayor of Awphucket.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A Koi-lo experiance!! |
19 Mar 2006 06:32:06 AM |
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=D0o=D6oZ wrote:
"Richard Smol" <jazzcat@dds.nl> wrote in message
=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=
=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D
Until this obsessed troll (jabbers) has his last seizure.........
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Or until somebody visit you, and gives you waht you deserved. It has to
be nightmarish when you bring Jabriol into every thread. can't shake
him from your mind..eh?
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| User: "=?iso-8859-1?B?0G/Wb1o=?=" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A Antonio experiance!! |
19 Mar 2006 12:19:30 PM |
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<geister@mailinator.com> aka JABRIOL (Antonio L Santana) wrote in message
news:1142771526.018732.235490@e56g2000cwe.googlegroups.com...
ÐoÖoZ wrote:
"Richard Smol" <jazzcat@dds.nl> wrote in message
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Until this obsessed troll (jabbers) has his last seizure.........
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Or until somebody visit you, and gives you waht you deserved.
* What I deserve? I'm not the one Antonio who encourages the depressed to
commit suicide then gloat when they do. I don't tell women who were raped
that rape is natural and good for mankind like you did. I don't tell them
they "looked for it." Come one out and see the surprise we have waiting
for you jabbers. All your miseries, your angst, you anger and frustration
will be over. BTW Jehovah's Witness coward,...don't threaten me. It
doesn't work.
It has to
be nightmarish when you bring Jabriol into every thread.
* You hate being EXPOSED when using a sock-puppet don't you? You can't go
one day without mentioning *CAROL* in one of your mindless, off-topic, C&P
messages.
can't shake
him from your mind..eh?
You can't shake *CAROL* from you mind, eh? Can't sleep Jabriol? I see
you're posting about *CAROL* earlier in the day and later into the night.
Can you try to go even ONE DAY without mentioning or attacking *CAROL* in
some way with yet another sock-puppet? I bet you can't..........
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Do.....
"Jabriol wants to be loved; failing this, to be admired; failing this, to be
feared; failing even this, to be hated and despised. Jabriol wants to
arouse
some sort of feeling in people. The soul shrinks from the void and wants
contact at any price." ~ Hjalmar Soderberg ~
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All trees (like the WTS) can be judged by the fruit (Jabriols) they produce.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.religion.jehovahs-witn/msg/a566a727e31d5be2
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| User: "Gantz" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A carolyn experiance!! |
19 Mar 2006 12:24:49 PM |
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=D0o=D6oZ wrote:
<geister@mailinator.com> aka JABRIOL (Antonio L Santana) wrote in message
news:1142771526.018732.235490@e56g2000cwe.googlegroups.com...
=D0o=D6oZ wrote:
"Richard Smol" <jazzcat@dds.nl> wrote in message
=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=
=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D
Until this obsessed troll (jabbers) has his last seizure.........
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=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D
Or until somebody visit you, and gives you waht you deserved.
* What I deserve? I'm not the one Antonio who encourages the depressed =
to
commit suicide then gloat when they do
where?
.. I don't tell women who were raped
that rape is natural and good for mankind like you did. I don't tell them
they "looked for it."
where?
Come one out and see the surprise we have waiting
for you jabbers. All your miseries, your angst, you anger and frustrati=
on
will be over. BTW Jehovah's Witness coward,...don't threaten me. It
doesn't work.
you spent 2 year lying about everything to the point of lying about
police reports etc.
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| User: "=?iso-8859-1?B?0G/Wb1o=?=" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; An ANTONIO experiance!! |
19 Mar 2006 05:03:11 PM |
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"Gantz" another sock-puppet aka JABRIOL<darth.gantz@gmail.com> wrote in
message news:1142792689.658709.193690@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Let me repeat this Jabriol, in case you mised it the first time.
You can't shake *CAROL* from you mind, eh? Can't sleep Jabriol? I see
you're posting about *CAROL* earlier in the day and later into the night.
Can you try to go even ONE DAY without mentioning or attacking *CAROL* in
some way with yet another sock-puppet? I bet you can't..........
--
Do.....
All trees (like the WTS) can be judged
by the fruit (Jabriols) they produce.
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| User: "R. Nunnely" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; An ANTONIO experiance!! |
19 Mar 2006 05:13:02 PM |
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Yawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uh.. don't you have anything else to talk about?
fish?
ponds?
the abuse of free newsservers...
your obssesion with Jabriol is boring us to oblivion.
=D0o=D6oZ wrote:
"Gantz" another sock-puppet aka JABRIOL<darth.gantz@gmail.com> wrote in
message news:1142792689.658709.193690@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Let me repeat this Jabriol, in case you mised it the first time.
You can't shake *CAROL* from you mind, eh? Can't sleep Jabriol? I see
you're posting about *CAROL* earlier in the day and later into the night.
Can you try to go even ONE DAY without mentioning or attacking *CAROL* in
some way with yet another sock-puppet? I bet you can't..........
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Do.....
All trees (like the WTS) can be judged
by the fruit (Jabriols) they produce.
=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A Koi-lo experiance!! |
18 Mar 2006 03:45:51 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Richard Smol (jazzcat@dds.nl)
made the light shine upon us with this:
geis...@mailinator.com wrote:
An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself:
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look.
He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
Damnit, how often will this silly joke be repeated in this newsgroup?
Until they convert us, I guess.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Atheists get to live their lives in accordance with their own desires. I
call that a win, compared to the collossal waste of time being an active
Christian. Atheist: win. Christian: lose. "No win" never comes into
play, because there are no gods.
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| User: "=?iso-8859-1?B?0G/Wb1o=?=" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A JABRIOL experiance!! |
18 Mar 2006 09:13:35 PM |
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"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns978A8BD3369B2vicman@216.196.97.136...
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Richard Smol (jazzcat@dds.nl)
made the light shine upon us with this:
geis...@mailinator.com wrote:
An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself:
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look.
He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
Damnit, how often will this silly joke be repeated in this newsgroup?
Until they convert us, I guess.
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The WTS demands they keep time cards to make sure they push the WTS cult and
magazines. When they post this nonsense here they add the time to their
cards. It shows the WTS they're really "working" for the cause and it's
less time they need go door to door and have them slammed in their bright,
shiny, smily faces.
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Do...
THE LIST OF AMAZING JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES' CLAIMS, BELIEFS & PREDICTIONS
Prepared by "PB" may be found at the following websites:-
http://www.freeminds.org/history/part1.htm
http://www1.tip.nl/~t661020/wtcitaten/part1.htm
http://www.concordance.com/watchtower.htm
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| User: "Budikka666" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A Koi-lo experiance!! |
19 Mar 2006 06:37:18 AM |
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Uncle Vic wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Richard Smol (jazzcat@dds.nl)
made the light shine upon us with this:
geis...@mailinator.com wrote:
An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself:
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look.
He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
Damnit, how often will this silly joke be repeated in this newsgroup?
Until they convert us, I guess.
Like *that's* gonna happen....
Budikka
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A Koi-lo experiance!! |
19 Mar 2006 10:30:39 PM |
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Uncle Vic wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Richard Smol (jazzcat@dds.nl)
made the light shine upon us with this:
geis...@mailinator.com wrote:
An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself:
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look.
He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
Damnit, how often will this silly joke be repeated in this newsgroup?
Until they convert us, I guess.
Well, they're gonna be saying it for an awful long time then..<g>
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Pace Car Driver
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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| User: "exador" |
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| Title: Re: THE ATHEIST; A Koi-lo experiance!! |
18 Mar 2006 04:15:25 PM |
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In article <1142716234.132791.92480@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
geister@mailinator.com says...
An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself:
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look.
He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder &
saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder
again, & the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but
saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his
left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!!!"
I always cry out "Holy *****" in circumstances like that. Same thing, I
guess.
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Cheers,
Craig
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