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Religions > Atheism |
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"Roger Pearse" |
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26 Aug 2004 02:38:13 PM |
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The atheist club dinner |
My local atheist society went out for a curry together, organised by
our president, a somewhat humourless woman who nevertheless does
much good work. Unfortunately we were struck by a dodgy vindaloo,
and, one by one, most of those who had partaken left the table in
something of
a rush, in search of the little cubicles that alone could provide
salvation.
Some 20 minutes later, our leader who was unaffected got concerned,
and went down to check if everyone was alright. Stood outside the
door, all she
could hear was moaning and weeping and people going "Oh
Jesus", "ogodogodogod", "Christ, oh, oh" etc.
So she banged on the door of the gents and demanded to know if they
thought they were holding a revival meeting in there!
All the best,
Roger Pearse
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: The atheist club dinner |
26 Aug 2004 05:34:48 PM |
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"Roger Pearse" <roger_pearse@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3a88eeea.0408261138.82f35d1@posting.google.com...
My local atheist society went out for a curry together, organised by
our president, a somewhat humourless woman who nevertheless does
much good work. Unfortunately we were struck by a dodgy vindaloo,
and, one by one, most of those who had partaken left the table in
something of
a rush, in search of the little cubicles that alone could provide
salvation.
Some 20 minutes later, our leader who was unaffected got concerned,
and went down to check if everyone was alright. Stood outside the
door, all she
could hear was moaning and weeping and people going "Oh
Jesus", "ogodogodogod", "Christ, oh, oh" etc.
So she banged on the door of the gents and demanded to know if they
thought they were holding a revival meeting in there!
LOL, excellent story :)
Having once been struck down by a dodgy vindaloo myself, I can comiserate ;)
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Brian Westley" |
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| Title: Re: The atheist club dinner |
26 Aug 2004 06:48:11 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Roger Pearse" <roger_pearse@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3a88eeea.0408261138.82f35d1@posting.google.com...
My local atheist society went out for a curry together, organised by
our president, a somewhat humourless woman who nevertheless does
much good work. Unfortunately we were struck by a dodgy vindaloo,
and, one by one, most of those who had partaken left the table in
something of
a rush, in search of the little cubicles that alone could provide
salvation.
Some 20 minutes later, our leader who was unaffected got concerned,
and went down to check if everyone was alright. Stood outside the
door, all she
could hear was moaning and weeping and people going "Oh
Jesus", "ogodogodogod", "Christ, oh, oh" etc.
So she banged on the door of the gents and demanded to know if they
thought they were holding a revival meeting in there!
LOL, excellent story :)
Having once been struck down by a dodgy vindaloo myself, I can comiserate ;)
Keep in mind Roger Pearse is an atheist-hater.
---
Merlyn LeRoy
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| User: "Roger Pearse" |
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| Title: Re: The atheist club dinner |
27 Aug 2004 04:40:00 AM |
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Brian Westley <westley@visi.com> wrote in message news:<412e76bb$0$65570$a1866201@newsreader.visi.com>...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Roger Pearse" <roger_pearse@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3a88eeea.0408261138.82f35d1@posting.google.com...
My local atheist society went out for a curry together, organised by
our president, a somewhat humourless woman who nevertheless does
much good work. Unfortunately we were struck by a dodgy vindaloo,
and, one by one, most of those who had partaken left the table in
something of
a rush, in search of the little cubicles that alone could provide
salvation.
Some 20 minutes later, our leader who was unaffected got concerned,
and went down to check if everyone was alright. Stood outside the
door, all she
could hear was moaning and weeping and people going "Oh
Jesus", "ogodogodogod", "Christ, oh, oh" etc.
So she banged on the door of the gents and demanded to know if they
thought they were holding a revival meeting in there!
LOL, excellent story :)
Having once been struck down by a dodgy vindaloo myself, I can comiserate ;)
Keep in mind Roger Pearse is an atheist-hater.
Wrong, I'm afraid. I'm a Christian who doesn't take abuse from
Christian-haters. Atheists aren't something as a class I even think
about. But I thought the joke deserved a wider airing, and where else
but here?
All the best,
Roger Pearse
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: The atheist club dinner |
27 Aug 2004 09:17:56 AM |
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"Roger Pearse" <roger_pearse@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3a88eeea.0408270140.7fc1a0ca@posting.google.com...
Brian Westley <westley@visi.com> wrote in message
news:<412e76bb$0$65570$a1866201@newsreader.visi.com>...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Roger Pearse" <roger_pearse@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3a88eeea.0408261138.82f35d1@posting.google.com...
My local atheist society went out for a curry together, organised by
our president, a somewhat humourless woman who nevertheless does
much good work. Unfortunately we were struck by a dodgy vindaloo,
and, one by one, most of those who had partaken left the table in
something of
a rush, in search of the little cubicles that alone could provide
salvation.
Some 20 minutes later, our leader who was unaffected got concerned,
and went down to check if everyone was alright. Stood outside the
door, all she
could hear was moaning and weeping and people going "Oh
Jesus", "ogodogodogod", "Christ, oh, oh" etc.
So she banged on the door of the gents and demanded to know if they
thought they were holding a revival meeting in there!
LOL, excellent story :)
Having once been struck down by a dodgy vindaloo myself, I can
comiserate ;)
Keep in mind Roger Pearse is an atheist-hater.
Wrong, I'm afraid. I'm a Christian who doesn't take abuse from
Christian-haters. Atheists aren't something as a class I even think
about. But I thought the joke deserved a wider airing, and where else
but here?
How's that working for you, what with the "turn the other cheek" thing?
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Roger Pearse" |
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| Title: Re: The atheist club dinner |
27 Aug 2004 02:19:39 PM |
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"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message news:<XqmdnUnL6tiC37LcRVn-tg@io.com>...
"Roger Pearse" <roger_pearse@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3a88eeea.0408270140.7fc1a0ca@posting.google.com...
Brian Westley <westley@visi.com> wrote in message
news:<412e76bb$0$65570$a1866201@newsreader.visi.com>...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Roger Pearse" <roger_pearse@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3a88eeea.0408261138.82f35d1@posting.google.com...
My local atheist society went out for a curry together, organised by
our president, a somewhat humourless woman who nevertheless does
much good work. Unfortunately we were struck by a dodgy vindaloo,
and, one by one, most of those who had partaken left the table in
something of
a rush, in search of the little cubicles that alone could provide
salvation.
Some 20 minutes later, our leader who was unaffected got concerned,
and went down to check if everyone was alright. Stood outside the
door, all she
could hear was moaning and weeping and people going "Oh
Jesus", "ogodogodogod", "Christ, oh, oh" etc.
So she banged on the door of the gents and demanded to know if they
thought they were holding a revival meeting in there!
LOL, excellent story :)
Having once been struck down by a dodgy vindaloo myself, I can
comiserate ;)
Keep in mind Roger Pearse is an atheist-hater.
Wrong, I'm afraid. I'm a Christian who doesn't take abuse from
Christian-haters. Atheists aren't something as a class I even think
about. But I thought the joke deserved a wider airing, and where else
but here?
How's that working for you, what with the "turn the other cheek" thing?
It works well, thanks.
All the best,
Roger Pearse
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| User: "maf & dog, inc. " |
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| Title: Re: The atheist club dinner |
29 Aug 2004 02:23:56 PM |
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On 27 Aug 2004 12:19:39 -0700, (Roger Pearse)
wrote:
"***** off you little *****" -- Roger Pearse
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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| Title: Re: The atheist club dinner |
27 Aug 2004 09:31:00 AM |
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On Fri, 27 Aug 2004 09:17:56 -0500, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
wrote:
"Roger Pearse" <roger_pearse@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3a88eeea.0408270140.7fc1a0ca@posting.google.com...
Brian Westley <westley@visi.com> wrote in message
news:<412e76bb$0$65570$a1866201@newsreader.visi.com>...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Roger Pearse" <roger_pearse@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3a88eeea.0408261138.82f35d1@posting.google.com...
My local atheist society went out for a curry together, organised by
our president, a somewhat humourless woman who nevertheless does
much good work. Unfortunately we were struck by a dodgy vindaloo,
and, one by one, most of those who had partaken left the table in
something of
a rush, in search of the little cubicles that alone could provide
salvation.
Some 20 minutes later, our leader who was unaffected got concerned,
and went down to check if everyone was alright. Stood outside the
door, all she
could hear was moaning and weeping and people going "Oh
Jesus", "ogodogodogod", "Christ, oh, oh" etc.
So she banged on the door of the gents and demanded to know if they
thought they were holding a revival meeting in there!
LOL, excellent story :)
Having once been struck down by a dodgy vindaloo myself, I can
comiserate ;)
Keep in mind Roger Pearse is an atheist-hater.
Wrong, I'm afraid. I'm a Christian who doesn't take abuse from
Christian-haters.
Wrong. You are a lying hypocrite who deliberately provokes a reaction
that you can then lie about again, about atheists being "Christian-
haters".
Atheists aren't something as a class I even think
about. But I thought the joke deserved a wider airing, and where else
but here?
How's that working for you, what with the "turn the other cheek" thing?
Pearse is a liar and a hypocrite, who like far too many of his kind
thinks it is OK to lie about atheists, to their faces, and then
pretend that the reaction is "hatred for Christaians".
I first crossed swords with him when he lied about atheist
"motivations" for pointing out the problems with Josephus, accusing me
of getting my information from paperback books, atheist hate-sheets
etc.
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| User: "maf & dog, inc. " |
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| Title: Re: The atheist club dinner |
29 Aug 2004 02:23:17 PM |
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On Fri, 27 Aug 2004 14:31:00 GMT, Christopher A. Lee
<calee@optonline.net> wrote:
On Fri, 27 Aug 2004 09:17:56 -0500, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
wrote:
"Roger Pearse" <roger_pearse@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3a88eeea.0408270140.7fc1a0ca@posting.google.com...
Brian Westley <westley@visi.com> wrote in message
news:<412e76bb$0$65570$a1866201@newsreader.visi.com>...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> writes:
"Roger Pearse" <roger_pearse@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3a88eeea.0408261138.82f35d1@posting.google.com...
My local atheist society went out for a curry together, organised by
our president, a somewhat humourless woman who nevertheless does
much good work. Unfortunately we were struck by a dodgy vindaloo,
and, one by one, most of those who had partaken left the table in
something of
a rush, in search of the little cubicles that alone could provide
salvation.
Some 20 minutes later, our leader who was unaffected got concerned,
and went down to check if everyone was alright. Stood outside the
door, all she
could hear was moaning and weeping and people going "Oh
Jesus", "ogodogodogod", "Christ, oh, oh" etc.
So she banged on the door of the gents and demanded to know if they
thought they were holding a revival meeting in there!
LOL, excellent story :)
Having once been struck down by a dodgy vindaloo myself, I can
comiserate ;)
Keep in mind Roger Pearse is an atheist-hater.
Wrong, I'm afraid. I'm a Christian who doesn't take abuse from
Christian-haters.
Wrong. You are a lying hypocrite who deliberately provokes a reaction
that you can then lie about again, about atheists being "Christian-
haters".
Atheists aren't something as a class I even think
about. But I thought the joke deserved a wider airing, and where else
but here?
How's that working for you, what with the "turn the other cheek" thing?
Pearse is a liar and a hypocrite, who like far too many of his kind
thinks it is OK to lie about atheists, to their faces, and then
pretend that the reaction is "hatred for Christaians".
I first crossed swords with him when he lied about atheist
"motivations" for pointing out the problems with Josephus, accusing me
of getting my information from paperback books, atheist hate-sheets
etc.
That's our Roger. His latest tactic with me was his faux outrage at my
not answering a question that *I* asked of him. It was amusing to see
him reveal himself as the nasty little curmudgeon he is, contrary to
his claims of being Mr. Rational Über-Scholar.
Sadly, though, there are some people who are taken in by his claims of
intellectual superiority and scholarly achievement.
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| User: "Roger Pearse" |
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| Title: Re: The atheist club dinner |
27 Aug 2004 04:37:52 AM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message news:<2p76s9Fhrld8U1@uni-berlin.de>...
"Roger Pearse" <roger_pearse@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3a88eeea.0408261138.82f35d1@posting.google.com...
My local atheist society went out for a curry together, organised by
our president, a somewhat humourless woman who nevertheless does
much good work. Unfortunately we were struck by a dodgy vindaloo,
and, one by one, most of those who had partaken left the table in
something of
a rush, in search of the little cubicles that alone could provide
salvation.
Some 20 minutes later, our leader who was unaffected got concerned,
and went down to check if everyone was alright. Stood outside the
door, all she
could hear was moaning and weeping and people going "Oh
Jesus", "ogodogodogod", "Christ, oh, oh" etc.
So she banged on the door of the gents and demanded to know if they
thought they were holding a revival meeting in there!
LOL, excellent story :)
Thank you! :)
Having once been struck down by a dodgy vindaloo myself, I can comiserate ;)
Can't we all... <whimper>
(I'm sure everyone realises that this is just a joke I've made up, but
in case anyone was confused...).
All the best,
Roger Pearse
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