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The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007. |
John 1: 35-42.
The First Disciples.
The next day John was there again with two of his disciples, and as he
watched Jesus walk by, he said, "Behold, the Lamb of God." The two
disciples heard what he said and followed Jesus. Jesus turned and saw
them following him and said to them, "What are you looking for?" They
said to him, "Rabbi" (which translated means Teacher), "where are you
staying?" He said to them, "Come, and you will see." So they went and
saw where he was staying, and they stayed with him that day. It was
about four in the afternoon. Andrew, the brother of Simon Peter, was
one of the two who heard John and followed Jesus. He first found his
own brother Simon and told him, "We have found the Messiah" (which is
translated Anointed). Then he brought him to Jesus. Jesus looked at
him and said, "You are Simon the son of John; you will be called
Kephas" (which is translated Peter).
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007. |
05 Jan 2007 10:22:47 AM |
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In article <1167950332.879177.287600@
11g2000cwr.googlegroups.com>, says...
John 1: 35-42
Boring stuff, padre. Perhaps you could spice it up a bit. How
about the Gospel According to Elmer Fudd?
Elmew 1:35-42
De Fiwst Discipwes.
Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! De next day John was thewe again wif
two of his discipwes, and as he watched Jesus wawk by, he
said, "Behowd, the Wamb of God." De two discipwes heawd what
he said and fowwowed Jesus. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Jesus
tuwned and saw them fowwowing him and said to them, "What awe
you wooking fow?" Dey said to him, "Wabbi" (which twanswated
means Teachew), "whewe awe you staying?" He said to them,
"Come, and you wiww see." So they went and saw whewe he was
staying, and they stayed wif him that day. It was about fouw
in the aftewnoon, uh-hah-hah-hah. Andwew, the bwothew of Simon
Petew, was one of the two who heawd John and fowwowed Jesus.
Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! He fiwst found his own bwothew Simon
and towd him, "We have found the Messiah" (which is twanswated
Anointed). Den he bwought him to Jesus. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!
Jesus wooked at him and said, "You awe Simon the son of John;
you wiww be cawwed Kephas" (which is twanswated Petew).
Much better. No?
Regards,
Josef
http://www.thepocket.com/wavs/whatsup.wav
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007. |
04 Jan 2007 05:09:39 PM |
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In article <1167950332.879177.287600@
11g2000cwr.googlegroups.com>, says...
The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007
Happy New Year, padre!
http://tinyurl.com/y9tamd
http://tinyurl.com/yh9mq9
Regards,
Josef
The most important truths are likely to be those which ...
society at that time least wants to hear.
-- W. H. Auden
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007. |
04 Jan 2007 06:24:56 PM |
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In article <1167950332.879177.287600@
11g2000cwr.googlegroups.com>, says...
The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007
Snorf !!
What makes you think you have the truth, padre? Even Benny
the Reluctant admits that HE does not have it.
http://www.cathnews.com/news/701/25.php
Regards,
Josef
People fashion their God after their own understanding. They
make their God first and worship him afterwards.
-- Oscar Wilde
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007. |
04 Jan 2007 09:40:12 PM |
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In article <1167950332.879177.287600@
11g2000cwr.googlegroups.com>, says...
The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007
The Bible vs The Padre. 1-4-2007
The First Disciples.
Wrong again, padre. Christ had numerous disciples before he
chose his famous collection of rubes.
And when it was day, he called unto him his disciples: and of
them he chose twelve, whom also he named apostles;
-- Luke 6:13
Better luck next time,
Josef
Skepticism is the first step toward truth.
-- Denis Diderot
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007. |
04 Jan 2007 08:36:26 PM |
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In article <1167950332.879177.287600@
11g2000cwr.googlegroups.com>, says...
The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007
John 1: 35-42.
yaaaaaaaawwwwwwwnnnnn
None of the characters in this dubious bit of nonsense had
"searched the world" prior to this point. So what makes you
think that their story is in any way instructive?
Regards,
Josef
It will contribute towards one's object, who wishes to acquire
a facility in the gaining of knowledge, to doubt judiciously.
-- Aristotle
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007. |
04 Jan 2007 05:16:42 PM |
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In article <1167950332.879177.287600@
11g2000cwr.googlegroups.com>, says...
[ snip ]
Still no converts, padre? Looks like you still haven't
contacted that evangelist.
Give it a try, padre. You can't do any worse than you are
doing now!!
Best of luck,
Josef
The world has never been so good, and will never become so
good that the majority will desire the truth.
-- Soren Kierkegaard
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007. |
04 Jan 2007 08:13:47 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, "vivapadrepio@aol.com" <vivapadrepio@aol.com>
bloodied us up with this:
[...]
Those who search the bible for truth don't know the meaning of the word.
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
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| User: "James" |
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| Title: Re: The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007. |
02 Mar 2007 11:26:21 AM |
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Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
Re: The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007.
One fine day in alt.atheism, "vivapadrepio@aol.com" <vivapadrepio@aol.com>
bloodied us up with this:
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Those who search the bible for truth don't know the meaning of the word.
Hello,
Other than a few possible Scribal errors, I have always found the
Bible to be a book of truth. But that is just me. Here is a person who
many people respect, even many who are not Christians. Jesus said at
Joh 17:17,
"Sanctify them by the truth; your word is truth." (NIV)
Sincerely, James
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Want a FREE home Bible study?
Have Jehovah's Witnesses questions?
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| User: "Sippuuden" |
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| Title: Re: The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007. |
02 Mar 2007 07:13:16 PM |
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James wrote:
I have always found the
Bible to be a book of truth.
The term, 'truth' is defined as a statement that is known to be in
accord with the actual state of affairs, a statement that is known to
match the actual state of affairs .
The Bible says that there is an entity named God who created light by
ordering it to come into existence, 'Let there be light!'
Is that known to be true? If so, how is that known?
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| User: "Gospel Bretts" |
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| Title: Re: The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007. |
02 Mar 2007 06:42:38 PM |
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On Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:26:21 -0500, James <bireda@allvantage.com>
wrote:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
Re: The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007.
One fine day in alt.atheism, "vivapadrepio@aol.com" <vivapadrepio@aol.com>
bloodied us up with this:
[...]
Those who search the bible for truth don't know the meaning of the word.
Hello,
Other than a few possible Scribal errors, I have always found the
Bible to be a book of truth. But that is just me. Here is a person who
many people respect, even many who are not Christians. Jesus said at
Joh 17:17,
"Sanctify them by the truth; your word is truth." (NIV)
Sincerely, James
Are Jehovah's Witnesses using the NIV nowadays? What happened to the
NWT?
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007. |
02 Mar 2007 05:17:49 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, James <bireda@allvantage.com> bloodied us
up with this:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
Re: The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007.
One fine day in alt.atheism, "vivapadrepio@aol.com"
<vivapadrepio@aol.com> bloodied us up with this:
[...]
Those who search the bible for truth don't know the meaning of the
word.
Hello,
Other than a few possible Scribal errors, I have always found the
Bible to be a book of truth. But that is just me. Here is a person who
many people respect, even many who are not Christians. Jesus said at
Joh 17:17,
"Sanctify them by the truth; your word is truth." (NIV)
What's written in the bible doesn't make what's written in the bible truth.
Can you see the circular reference?
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack. Plonked by Fester.
Member Duke Spanking Club.
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| User: "Whip" |
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| Title: Re: The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007. |
02 Mar 2007 09:35:22 PM |
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The only circular reference is your *****...
"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98E79B9D58610vicman@66.250.146.128...
One fine day in alt.atheism, James <bireda@allvantage.com> bloodied us
up with this:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
Re: The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007.
One fine day in alt.atheism, "vivapadrepio@aol.com"
<vivapadrepio@aol.com> bloodied us up with this:
[...]
Those who search the bible for truth don't know the meaning of the
word.
Hello,
Other than a few possible Scribal errors, I have always found the
Bible to be a book of truth. But that is just me. Here is a person who
many people respect, even many who are not Christians. Jesus said at
Joh 17:17,
"Sanctify them by the truth; your word is truth." (NIV)
What's written in the bible doesn't make what's written in the bible
truth.
Can you see the circular reference?
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack. Plonked by Fester.
Member Duke Spanking Club.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007. |
03 Mar 2007 12:05:51 AM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, "Whip" <none@none.com> bloodied us up with
this:
The only circular reference is your *****...
Ah, a non thinker. Welcome to the wonderful world of religion. Please
keep it to yourself, huh?
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack. Plonked by Fester.
Member Duke Spanking Club.
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| User: "Gospel Bretts" |
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| Title: Re: The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007. |
03 Mar 2007 03:55:55 PM |
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On 03 Mar 2007 06:05:51 GMT, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, "Whip" <none@none.com> bloodied us up with
this:
The only circular reference is your *****...
Ah, a non thinker. Welcome to the wonderful world of religion. Please
keep it to yourself, huh?
LOL, and LOL at your signature. This is the first time I read all of
it. LOL.
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| User: "Whip" |
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| Title: Re: The Bible vs Those Who Search The World For Truth. 1-4-2007. |
03 Mar 2007 07:15:07 PM |
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Will you keep your brainless ***** for yourself also?
"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98E7E0CB4CB55vicman@66.250.146.128...
One fine day in alt.atheism, "Whip" <none@none.com> bloodied us up with
this:
The only circular reference is your *****...
Ah, a non thinker. Welcome to the wonderful world of religion. Please
keep it to yourself, huh?
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack. Plonked by Fester.
Member Duke Spanking Club.
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