We'll measure everything in the blogger parlance of the "Friedman
Unit", which is equal to six month's of time on earth for the reality-
based community. The "Friedman Unit" was created in response to
neocon Bush 's jackbooted mouthpiece Thomas Friedman and his unending
support of shrub's Iraq disaster by constantly saying either "this
will turn itself around in six months" or, "we have six more months to
figure this out", which has been going on for, oh, about 8 Friedman
Units now.
One Friedman Unit from now:
Yup...aint it a HOOT? ***** Cheney might've keeled over from a HEART
ATTACK, and Bush's approval rating is in the TOILET, but us closet gay-
loving cons STILL LOVE GEORGE BUSH...donchaknow? tee hee..
Two Friedman Units from now:
Yup...aint it a hoot? The lousy DEMS and their pending CRIMINAL
PROCEEDINGS against DEAR LEADER are going to put him in JAIL, but not
to worry, we have CROSS-DRESSING Rudy Giuliani and his philandering
mob-tied weirdo friend BERNIE KERIK comign to the WHITE HOUSE!...tee
hee
Three Friedman Units from now:
Yup, aint it a hoot? The miserable dems now control 80 PERCENT of
CONGRESS, have the PRESIDENCY and have gotten rid of all the
republicans, but we still have MITCH MCCONNELL AND RICK SANTORUM HAS
STARTED A BLOG...donchaknow?...tee hee
It's gonna be fun watching this asslicking sycophant melt down while
his party is relegated to history's ashbin.
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