Ten years or so ago I decided that I was tired of all the "Christian"
holidays, that were actually stolen by Christians from earlier religions and
civilisations and given a new coat of paint and hailed as unquestionabley
sacred by the cross kissers! Any day now the usual trollage will begine as
puke and Gastrich Enteritis start wailing away about how we shouldn't be
allowed to have the day off on "Christian" holidays and how we must be
hypocrites for not working, despite the holy day they are celebrating are
stolen wholecloth from Paganism and Judaism. I decided that I would do
exactly the same thing Christianity did....I would steal a "Christian"
holiday, rename it, create my own rituals and celebrate it as the first
great atheist holiday. That is when I created...

*da da da da*

Life Of Brian Friday!!!

For many years I was the only person who did this, but once I got on the net
and became an alt.atheism regular, I spread the word of my gospel and now
the holiday I invented is celebrated around the world....and I would like to
invite all of you to join in this year. Celebrate your heathenism by
enjoying all that is good with the world!

On the day the Christers usually call "Good Friday", all observing atheists
should...

*gather together family and friends with the intent to have a fucking good
time
*eat, drink and be merry and tell lots of dirty jokes and embarrasing
stories about each other
*then, the most important part of the festival....you shall gather together
and watch the sacred movie....Monty Python's "Life Of Brian"...the recently
released remastered DVD should make this year's veiwing extra
special....although some of us are too poor to buy it so we have to do with
a 23 year old VHS copy....and as the sacred laws demand...you shall all
laugh yourselfs silly!!
*then you shall all eat chocky eggs and bunnys (or as in my case, whatever
diabetic substitutes I can find) and guzzle down the beverage of your choice
*then at the end of the evening when all have been sent on their way, you
and your wife/husband/partner/fiance/boyfriend/girlfriend/casual
partner/complete stranger/animal/piece of furniture will end the day with a
wild unrestrained round of sweaty, nasty, mind blowing, wall shaking RUMPY
PUMPY!!!! The sacred holiday is the oportunity to take out all the stops
people...it's the day to celebrate all that good and fun!

So there it is people.....I hope you are all making your plans and got your
copy of the movie booked. Spread the word of our great holiday around the
world and most importantly HAVE FUN!!!

Ten years or so ago I decided that I was tired of all the "Christian"
holidays, that were actually stolen by Christians from earlier religions and
civilisations and given a new coat of paint and hailed as unquestionabley
sacred by the cross kissers! Any day now the usual trollage will begine as
puke and Gastrich Enteritis start wailing away about how we shouldn't be
allowed to have the day off on "Christian" holidays and how we must be
hypocrites for not working, despite the holy day they are celebrating are
stolen wholecloth from Paganism and Judaism. I decided that I would do
exactly the same thing Christianity did....I would steal a "Christian"
holiday, rename it, create my own rituals and celebrate it as the first
great atheist holiday. That is when I created...

*da da da da*

Life Of Brian Friday!!!

For many years I was the only person who did this, but once I got on the net
and became an alt.atheism regular, I spread the word of my gospel and now
the holiday I invented is celebrated around the world....and I would like to
invite all of you to join in this year. Celebrate your heathenism by
enjoying all that is good with the world!

On the day the Christers usually call "Good Friday", all observing atheists
should...

*gather together family and friends with the intent to have a fucking good
time
*eat, drink and be merry and tell lots of dirty jokes and embarrasing
stories about each other
*then, the most important part of the festival....you shall gather together
and watch the sacred movie....Monty Python's "Life Of Brian"...the recently
released remastered DVD should make this year's veiwing extra
special....although some of us are too poor to buy it so we have to do with
a 23 year old VHS copy....and as the sacred laws demand...you shall all
laugh yourselfs silly!!
*then you shall all eat chocky eggs and bunnys (or as in my case, whatever
diabetic substitutes I can find) and guzzle down the beverage of your choice
*then at the end of the evening when all have been sent on their way, you
and your wife/husband/partner/fiance/boyfriend/girlfriend/casual
partner/complete stranger/animal/piece of furniture will end the day with a
wild unrestrained round of sweaty, nasty, mind blowing, wall shaking RUMPY
PUMPY!!!! The sacred holiday is the oportunity to take out all the stops
people...it's the day to celebrate all that good and fun!

So there it is people.....I hope you are all making your plans and got your
copy of the movie booked. Spread the word of our great holiday around the
world and most importantly HAVE FUN!!!

Ten years or so ago I decided that I was tired of all the "Christian"
holidays, that were actually stolen by Christians from earlier religions

civilisations and given a new coat of paint and hailed as unquestionably
sacred by the cross kissers! Any day now the usual trollage will begin as
puke and Gastrich Enteritis start wailing away about how we shouldn't be
allowed to have the day off on "Christian" holidays and how we must be
hypocrites for not working, despite the holy day they are celebrating are
stolen wholecloth from Paganism and Judaism. I decided that I would do
exactly the same thing Christianity did....I would steal a "Christian"
holiday, rename it, create my own rituals and celebrate it as the first
great atheist holiday. That is when I created...

*da da da da*

Life Of Brian Friday!!!

For many years I was the only person who did this, but once I got on the

and became an alt.atheism regular, I spread the word of my gospel and now
the holiday I invented is celebrated around the world....and I would like

invite all of you to join in this year. Celebrate your heathenism by
enjoying all that is good with the world!

On the day the Christers usually call "Good Friday", all observing

should...

*gather together family and friends with the intent to have a fucking good
time
*eat, drink and be merry and tell lots of dirty jokes and embarrassing
stories about each other
*then, the most important part of the festival....you shall gather

and watch the sacred movie....Monty Python's "Life Of Brian"...the

released remastered DVD should make this year's viewing extra
special....although some of us are too poor to buy it so we have to do

a 23 year old VHS copy....and as the sacred laws demand...you shall all
laugh yourselves silly!!
*then you shall all eat chockie eggs and bunnies (or as in my case,

diabetic substitutes I can find) and guzzle down the beverage of your

*then at the end of the evening when all have been sent on their way, you
and your wife/husband/partner/fiancé/boyfriend/girlfriend/casual
partner/complete stranger/animal/piece of furniture will end the day with

wild unrestrained round of sweaty, nasty, mind blowing, wall shaking RUMPY
PUMPY!!!! The sacred holiday is the opportunity to take out all the stops
people...it's the day to celebrate all that good and fun!

So there it is people.....I hope you are all making your plans and got

copy of the movie booked. Spread the word of our great holiday around the
world and most importantly HAVE FUN!!!



--
Clayton The Lord Of The Eternally Changing Name
AA# 1861
EAC Executive Officer In Charge Of Squandering And Wasting Valuable
Resources
"Religion is like horse laxative....if you swallow it, you'll be left
feeling empty and have a huge pile of ***** to deal with!" - Clayton