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User: ""
Date: 20 Mar 2007 09:29:41 AM
Object: The Gospel According To Peter
Peter Addresses the Crowd.
14Then Peter stood up with the Eleven, raised his voice and addressed
the crowd: "Fellow Jews and all of you who live in Jerusalem, let me
explain this to you; listen carefully to what I say. 15These men are
not drunk, as you suppose. It's only nine in the morning! 16No, this
is what was spoken by the prophet Joel:
17" 'In the last days, God says,
I will pour out my Spirit on all people.
Your sons and daughters will prophesy,
your young men will see visions,
your old men will dream dreams.
18Even on my servants, both men and women,
I will pour out my Spirit in those days,
and they will prophesy.
19I will show wonders in the heaven above
and signs on the earth below,
blood and fire and billows of smoke.
20The sun will be turned to darkness
and the moon to blood
before the coming of the great and glorious day of the Lord.
21And everyone who calls
on the name of the Lord will be saved.'[c]
22"Men of Israel, listen to this: Jesus of Nazareth was a man
accredited by God to you by miracles, wonders and signs, which God did
among you through him, as you yourselves know. 23This man was handed
over to you by God's set purpose and foreknowledge; and you, with the
help of wicked men,[d] put him to death by nailing him to the cross.
24But God raised him from the dead, freeing him from the agony of
death, because it was impossible for death to keep its hold on him.
25David said about him:
" 'I saw the Lord always before me.
Because he is at my right hand,
I will not be shaken.
26Therefore my heart is glad and my tongue rejoices;
my body also will live in hope,
27because you will not abandon me to the grave,
nor will you let your Holy One see decay.
28You have made known to me the paths of life;
you will fill me with joy in your presence.'[e]
29"Brothers, I can tell you confidently that the patriarch David died
and was buried, and his tomb is here to this day. 30But he was a
prophet and knew that God had promised him on oath that he would place
one of his descendants on his throne. 31Seeing what was ahead, he
spoke of the resurrection of the Christ,[f] that he was not abandoned
to the grave, nor did his body see decay. 32God has raised this Jesus
to life, and we are all witnesses of the fact. 33Exalted to the right
hand of God, he has received from the Father the promised Holy Spirit
and has poured out what you now see and hear. 34For David did not
ascend to heaven, and yet he said,
" 'The Lord said to my Lord:
"Sit at my right hand
35until I make your enemies
a footstool for your feet." '[g]
36"Therefore let all Israel be assured of this: God has made this
Jesus, whom you crucified, both Lord and Christ."
37When the people heard this, they were cut to the heart and said to
Peter and the other apostles, "Brothers, what shall we do?"
38Peter replied, "Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the
name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will
receive the gift of the Holy Spirit. 39The promise is for you and your
children and for all who are far off-for all whom the Lord our God
will call."
40With many other words he warned them; and he pleaded with them,
"Save yourselves from this corrupt generation." 41Those who accepted
his message were baptized, and about three thousand were added to
their number that day.
The Fellowship of the Believers
42They devoted themselves to the apostles' teaching and to the
fellowship, to the breaking of bread and to prayer. 43Everyone was
filled with awe, and many wonders and miraculous signs were done by
the apostles. 44All the believers were together and had everything in
common. 45Selling their possessions and goods, they gave to anyone as
he had need. 46Every day they continued to meet together in the temple
courts. They broke bread in their homes and ate together with glad and
sincere hearts, 47praising God and enjoying the favor of all the
people. And the Lord added to their number daily those who were being
saved.
The Gospel According to Mohammad.
O God, we follow the Messenger, the Prophet of the Gentiles that we
found
described in The Torah and the Prophets... Qur'an.
There is but one Gospel and it is not a written book
.

User: "Doc Smartass"

Title: Re: The Gospel According To Peter 20 Mar 2007 10:21:28 PM
"codebreaker@bigsecret.com" <Codebreaker@bigsecret.com> wrote in
news:1174400981.286013.262540@y80g2000hsf.googlegroups.com:

Subject: The Gospel According To Peter

What is it with you and dicks?
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds ***** sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
.

User: "Witziges Rätsel"

Title: Re: The Gospel According To Peter 20 Mar 2007 10:15:51 AM

There is but one Gospel and it is not a written book

Is it a banana? Or a water buffalo? Maybe a credenza?
.

User: "Roger"

Title: Re: The Gospel According To Peter 20 Mar 2007 04:50:24 PM
Jesus was a Jew.
"codebreaker@bigsecret.com" <Codebreaker@bigsecret.com> wrote in message
news:1174400981.286013.262540@y80g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...

Peter Addresses the Crowd.


14Then Peter stood up with the Eleven, raised his voice and addressed
the crowd: "Fellow Jews and all of you who live in Jerusalem, let me
explain this to you; listen carefully to what I say. 15These men are
not drunk, as you suppose. It's only nine in the morning! 16No, this
is what was spoken by the prophet Joel:
17" 'In the last days, God says,
I will pour out my Spirit on all people.
Your sons and daughters will prophesy,
your young men will see visions,
your old men will dream dreams.
18Even on my servants, both men and women,
I will pour out my Spirit in those days,
and they will prophesy.
19I will show wonders in the heaven above
and signs on the earth below,
blood and fire and billows of smoke.
20The sun will be turned to darkness
and the moon to blood
before the coming of the great and glorious day of the Lord.
21And everyone who calls
on the name of the Lord will be saved.'[c]
22"Men of Israel, listen to this: Jesus of Nazareth was a man
accredited by God to you by miracles, wonders and signs, which God did
among you through him, as you yourselves know. 23This man was handed
over to you by God's set purpose and foreknowledge; and you, with the
help of wicked men,[d] put him to death by nailing him to the cross.
24But God raised him from the dead, freeing him from the agony of
death, because it was impossible for death to keep its hold on him.
25David said about him:
" 'I saw the Lord always before me.
Because he is at my right hand,
I will not be shaken.
26Therefore my heart is glad and my tongue rejoices;
my body also will live in hope,
27because you will not abandon me to the grave,
nor will you let your Holy One see decay.
28You have made known to me the paths of life;
you will fill me with joy in your presence.'[e]

29"Brothers, I can tell you confidently that the patriarch David died
and was buried, and his tomb is here to this day. 30But he was a
prophet and knew that God had promised him on oath that he would place
one of his descendants on his throne. 31Seeing what was ahead, he
spoke of the resurrection of the Christ,[f] that he was not abandoned
to the grave, nor did his body see decay. 32God has raised this Jesus
to life, and we are all witnesses of the fact. 33Exalted to the right
hand of God, he has received from the Father the promised Holy Spirit
and has poured out what you now see and hear. 34For David did not
ascend to heaven, and yet he said,
" 'The Lord said to my Lord:
"Sit at my right hand
35until I make your enemies
a footstool for your feet." '[g]

36"Therefore let all Israel be assured of this: God has made this
Jesus, whom you crucified, both Lord and Christ."

37When the people heard this, they were cut to the heart and said to
Peter and the other apostles, "Brothers, what shall we do?"

38Peter replied, "Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the
name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will
receive the gift of the Holy Spirit. 39The promise is for you and your
children and for all who are far off-for all whom the Lord our God
will call."

40With many other words he warned them; and he pleaded with them,
"Save yourselves from this corrupt generation." 41Those who accepted
his message were baptized, and about three thousand were added to
their number that day.

The Fellowship of the Believers
42They devoted themselves to the apostles' teaching and to the
fellowship, to the breaking of bread and to prayer. 43Everyone was
filled with awe, and many wonders and miraculous signs were done by
the apostles. 44All the believers were together and had everything in
common. 45Selling their possessions and goods, they gave to anyone as
he had need. 46Every day they continued to meet together in the temple
courts. They broke bread in their homes and ate together with glad and
sincere hearts, 47praising God and enjoying the favor of all the
people. And the Lord added to their number daily those who were being
saved.



The Gospel According to Mohammad.

O God, we follow the Messenger, the Prophet of the Gentiles that we
found
described in The Torah and the Prophets... Qur'an.


There is but one Gospel and it is not a written book

.
User: "duke"

Title: Re: The Gospel According To Peter 20 Mar 2007 05:17:46 PM
On Tue, 20 Mar 2007 14:50:24 -0700, "Roger" <rogerfx@hotmail.com> wrote:

Jesus was a Jew.

Who came to fulfil the old covenant and start a new one.

Welcome to Christianity.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
.


User: ""

Title: Re: The Gospel According To Peter 20 Mar 2007 04:58:00 PM
On Mar 20, 10:29 am, "codebrea...@bigsecret.com"
<Codebrea...@bigsecret.com> wrote:
snip
http://www.familyguyquotes.com/characters/peter-griffin-quotes.html
http://www.cs.mun.ca/~harnum/
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.
-PF, Atl.
aa#2015/KoBAAWA!
.

User: ""

Title: Re: The Gospel According To Peter 20 Mar 2007 10:24:53 AM
On Mar 20, 6:29 am, "codebrea...@bigsecret.com"
<Codebrea...@bigsecret.com> wrote:

Peter Addresses the Crowd.

14Then Peter stood up with the Eleven, raised his voice and addressed
the crowd: "Fellow Jews and all of you who live in Jerusalem, let me
explain this to you; listen carefully to what I say. 15These men are
not drunk, as you suppose. It's only nine in the morning! 16No, this
is what was spoken by the prophet Joel:

The prophet 'Joel' ??
Who the heck is that? Like in Billy Joel?
Your version of religion seems very screwed up.
And constant terror-mongering on Armegeddon doesn't help any.
Do some good and go preach in Anbar.
.
User: "gaffo"

Title: Re: The Gospel According To Peter 20 Mar 2007 11:48:21 PM
wrote:

The prophet 'Joel' ??
Who the heck is that?

Retorical question? - or ernest?
1. Joel one of the 13 "minor prophets" who has a book "book of Joel" in
the Old Testament.
other books by the "minor prophets" are:
2. Amos - nice fire and brimstone book, I recommend reading it - about
how arrogant people will be defeated by the charitable.
3. Haggi
4. Obidiah
5. Habbikuk - another good book.
6. Micah
7. Nahum - like amos and good fire and brimstome - about the *****
Assyrians and how God will in the end destroy them for their butchery
and arrogance. "Woe to the Bloody City!"
8. Zachariah - Top Prophet and server to Prince Zarabbal (Israeli
prince living in captivity in Babylon). cool prophetic book about the
building of the Second Temple when the Jews return from captivity.
9. Zephaniah
10. ??
11. ??
a few others i forget. the best of the best of the Old Testament is
found in the "minor" prophetic books.
--
.

User: "Al Klein"

Title: Re: The Gospel According To Peter 20 Mar 2007 09:30:50 PM
On 20 Mar 2007 08:24:53 -0700,
wrote:

On Mar 20, 6:29 am, "codebrea...@bigsecret.com"
<Codebrea...@bigsecret.com> wrote:

Peter Addresses the Crowd.
14Then Peter stood up with the Eleven, raised his voice and addressed
the crowd: "Fellow Jews and all of you who live in Jerusalem, let me
explain this to you; listen carefully to what I say. 15These men are
not drunk, as you suppose. It's only nine in the morning! 16No, this
is what was spoken by the prophet Joel:

The prophet 'Joel' ??

They claim that the OT no longer matters (the Book of Joel is in the
OT, between Hosea and Amos), but they still use it when it suits their
purpose. Can we say 'hypocrite'?
.



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