Oooh a snippy joke response with a pseudo-hidden moral,
howsabout this one?

[grotesquely elongated version of old joke]

You don't come to Usenet for the intelligent conversation, do
you John?

Oooh a snippy joke response with a pseudo-hidden moral, howsabout this one?

One day, a hunter was hunting in the woods when he sees his target. A
younger black bear. He aims, fires, and kills the bear. When he walks over
to the carcass, he feels a tap on his shoulder. Behind him is a large
black bear who says "Whats your name?". The hunter responds "Don". To
which the bear says "Well Don, that was my brother you just killed, you've
got two choices as I see it. Either I can maul you within an inch of your
life, or I can rape you." Don didn't want to be mauled, so he dropped his
pants and let the bear go to town. A week later he is released from the
hospital and wants vengance. He goes back to the same woods, tracks the
same bear down, and kills it. He approaches the carcass and feels another
tap on his shoulder. This time, it's a large grizzly bear standing behind
him. The bear spoke "Don, right?". "Yeah" the hunter responds. "Well Don,
you just killed a close friend of mine, I think you know what your choices
are, mauling or anal raping." So Don reluctantly drops his pants again,
and the bear violently violates him. He doesn't get out of the hospital
for three months this time, but is as angry as ever when he is released.
So, he heads back to the SAME woods, manages to track down the grizzly,
and blow it's skull into many pieces. He approaches the carcass, full of
pride and satisfaction, knowing that there is no way theres a bear larger
than THIS in the woods. Then he feels another tap, turns around, and is
confronted by the largest polar bear you can imagine. He stares up at the
bear who asks him "Don, right?". "Yeah..." the hunter responds meekly. The
polar bear gives a heavy sigh, glances over his friends dead body, then
finally tuns to Don and says "You really don't come here for the hunting,
do you Don?"


You don't come to Usenet for the intelligent conversation, do you John?

--

Your mind didn't develop to the point
where it can support something as complex
as a joke. Now that you've learned to ape a
Japanese five year old with no arms get
someone to show you how to use the editing
features of YOUR newsreader, bakka gaijin,
before I get out my ginsu knife set and make
you into tasty california rolls with my feet.