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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "duke"
Date: 02 Apr 2005 02:21:27 PM
Object: The Holy Father has ...........
died April 2, 2005 at 9:37 PM Papal time zone.
He is now standing in the glory and love of God.
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
.

User: "DanielSan"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 06 Apr 2005 05:42:58 AM
duke wrote:

On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 03:43:58 -0700, DanielSan <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote:


And becaue God has infinite more love and glory than me to give, the Holy Father
is really basking in it now.



And will torture you if you don't believe in a very strict set of rules
that duke interprets.



"I love you, that's why I hit you." Is this an abusive husband, or God?
I can't tell nowadays.



When did God hit you?

God, as being the nonentity he is, cannot "hit" me, per se, but the
"hit" as in this analogy, is the everlasting torment of Hell that is
promised if you don't follow God's rule to the letter.
If a woman does not follow her abusive husband's rule to the letter, she
will get hit, beaten, and tortured. Same with God's rule.
.

User: "Vic Sagerquist"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 02 Apr 2005 03:14:59 PM
On 02 Apr 2005, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

died April 2, 2005 at 9:37 PM Papal time zone.

He is now standing in the glory and love of God.

Not really. He is kneeling before the IPU, thinking "uh-oh..."
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
.
User: "duke"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 03 Apr 2005 07:55:39 AM
On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 15:14:59 -0600, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:

On 02 Apr 2005, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

died April 2, 2005 at 9:37 PM Papal time zone.

He is now standing in the glory and love of God.


Not really. He is kneeling before the IPU, thinking "uh-oh..."

And one day you'll stand before God thinking "uh-oh...".
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
.
User: "Vic Sagerquist"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 03 Apr 2005 10:19:16 AM
On 03 Apr 2005, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 15:14:59 -0600, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:

On 02 Apr 2005, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

died April 2, 2005 at 9:37 PM Papal time zone.

He is now standing in the glory and love of God.


Not really. He is kneeling before the IPU, thinking "uh-oh..."


And one day you'll stand before God thinking "uh-oh...".
duke

Nope. One day you will be kneeling before the IPU thinking "oh *****..."
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
.
User: "Walter Bushell"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 23 Apr 2005 09:41:38 AM
In article <Xns962D54E1B56A2vicman@216.196.97.136>,
Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:

On 03 Apr 2005, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 15:14:59 -0600, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:

On 02 Apr 2005, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

died April 2, 2005 at 9:37 PM Papal time zone.

He is now standing in the glory and love of God.


Not really. He is kneeling before the IPU, thinking "uh-oh..."


And one day you'll stand before God thinking "uh-oh...".
duke


Nope. One day you will be kneeling before the IPU thinking "oh *****..."

I'd give him a reincarnation as a poor woman in Islamic Africa.
--
Guns don't kill people; automobiles kill people.
.

User: "duke"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 03 Apr 2005 06:07:26 PM
On Sun, 03 Apr 2005 10:19:16 -0500, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:

On 03 Apr 2005, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 15:14:59 -0600, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:

On 02 Apr 2005, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

died April 2, 2005 at 9:37 PM Papal time zone.

He is now standing in the glory and love of God.


Not really. He is kneeling before the IPU, thinking "uh-oh..."


And one day you'll stand before God thinking "uh-oh...".
duke


Nope. One day you will be kneeling before the IPU thinking "oh *****..."


And one day you'll stand before God thinking "uh-oh...".
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
.
User: "Vic Sagerquist"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 03 Apr 2005 09:17:32 PM
On 03 Apr 2005, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

On Sun, 03 Apr 2005 10:19:16 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:

On 03 Apr 2005, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 15:14:59 -0600, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:

On 02 Apr 2005, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

died April 2, 2005 at 9:37 PM Papal time zone.

He is now standing in the glory and love of God.


Not really. He is kneeling before the IPU, thinking "uh-oh..."


And one day you'll stand before God thinking "uh-oh...".
duke


Nope. One day you will be kneeling before the IPU thinking "oh
*****..."


And one day you'll stand before God thinking "uh-oh...".
duke

Nope. One day you will be kneeling before the IPU thinking "oh
*****..."
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
.




User: "Secular Fundamentalist"

Title: Re: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 02 Apr 2005 03:26:15 PM
The gates of alt.atheism slowly swung open, and there stood Vic
Sagerquist <address@withheld.com>,who intoned thus:

On 02 Apr 2005, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

died April 2, 2005 at 9:37 PM Papal time zone.

He is now standing in the glory and love of God.


Not really. He is kneeling before the IPU, thinking "uh-oh..."

Either that, or he's kneeling before Cthulhu, thinking to himself
whatever the Polish is for "*****!".
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
Mistabit doesn't work in mysterious ways, people just don't pay attention.
.
User: "Masked Avenger"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 03 Apr 2005 09:01:20 AM
Secular Fundamentalist wrote:

The gates of alt.atheism slowly swung open, and there stood Vic
Sagerquist <address@withheld.com>,who intoned thus:

On 02 Apr 2005, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:


died April 2, 2005 at 9:37 PM Papal time zone.

He is now standing in the glory and love of God.


Not really. He is kneeling before the IPU, thinking "uh-oh..."



Either that, or he's kneeling before Cthulhu, thinking to himself
whatever the Polish is for "*****!".

I believe it's '*****' ...... it is a remarkably widespread word, I've
even heard Chinese use it ..... not that it can be found in any Chinese
dictionary ...... but they are 'aware' of it .....


David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208



Mistabit doesn't work in mysterious ways, people just don't pay attention.

--
Masked Avenger
aa#2224
EAC Chief Technician in charge of remotely rigging Fundie 'Spell
Checkers' so they all look like hick home schooled yokels
Does Schroedinger's cat have 18 half lives ?
.
User: "Peacenik"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 03 Apr 2005 10:12:35 AM
"Masked Avenger" <cootey59_remove@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:d2ot36$5du$1@austar-news.austar.net.au...

Secular Fundamentalist wrote:

The gates of alt.atheism slowly swung open, and there stood Vic
Sagerquist <address@withheld.com>,who intoned thus:

On 02 Apr 2005, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:


died April 2, 2005 at 9:37 PM Papal time zone.

He is now standing in the glory and love of God.


Not really. He is kneeling before the IPU, thinking "uh-oh..."



Either that, or he's kneeling before Cthulhu, thinking to himself
whatever the Polish is for "*****!".


I believe it's '*****' ...... it is a remarkably widespread word, I've
even heard Chinese use it ..... not that it can be found in any Chinese
dictionary ...... but they are 'aware' of it .....

Though a Chinese person might say "wan le" or "wan dan le" ("[I'm] done
for") in this situation!
.




User: "towelie"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 03 Apr 2005 01:02:13 AM
TV's duke wrote:

died April 2, 2005 at 9:37 PM Papal time zone.

He is now standing in the glory and love of God.

Oh is he? Got pictures? Any kind of proof? Or just more delusional,
wishfull thinking?
--
Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning.
A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing.
- Maynard James Keenan
aa #2133
ap #19
.
User: "duke"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 03 Apr 2005 08:04:53 AM
On Sun, 3 Apr 2005 01:02:13 -0600, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote:

TV's duke wrote:

died April 2, 2005 at 9:37 PM Papal time zone.

He is now standing in the glory and love of God.


Oh is he? Got pictures? Any kind of proof? Or just more delusional,
wishfull thinking?

Belief. Just like you believe there is no God. Now which one of us is right?
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
.
User: "Vic Sagerquist"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 03 Apr 2005 11:08:31 PM
On 03 Apr 2005, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

On Sun, 3 Apr 2005 01:02:13 -0600, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>
wrote:

TV's duke wrote:

died April 2, 2005 at 9:37 PM Papal time zone.

He is now standing in the glory and love of God.


Oh is he? Got pictures? Any kind of proof? Or just more delusional,
wishfull thinking?


Belief. Just like you believe there is no God. Now which one of us
is right?

Then you admit you have no proof.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
.
User: "duke"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 05 Apr 2005 05:26:59 AM
On Sun, 03 Apr 2005 23:08:31 -0500, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:

Oh is he? Got pictures? Any kind of proof? Or just more delusional,
wishfull thinking?


Belief. Just like you believe there is no God. Now which one of us
is right?

Then you admit you have no proof.

Good grief, only for the Nth time.
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
.
User: "DanielSan"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 05 Apr 2005 05:45:07 AM
duke wrote:

On Sun, 03 Apr 2005 23:08:31 -0500, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:


Oh is he? Got pictures? Any kind of proof? Or just more delusional,
wishfull thinking?




Belief. Just like you believe there is no God. Now which one of us
is right?



Then you admit you have no proof.



Good grief, only for the Nth time.

So, you have no proof.
Then, don't expect us to buy this malarkey you're putting forth. Good
day to you, sir.
.
User: "duke"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 06 Apr 2005 04:56:48 AM
On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 03:45:07 -0700, DanielSan <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote:

duke wrote:

On Sun, 03 Apr 2005 23:08:31 -0500, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:


Oh is he? Got pictures? Any kind of proof? Or just more delusional,
wishfull thinking?




Belief. Just like you believe there is no God. Now which one of us
is right?



Then you admit you have no proof.



Good grief, only for the Nth time.


So, you have no proof.

Then, don't expect us to buy this malarkey you're putting forth. Good
day to you, sir.

So long - enjoy your eternity in hell.
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
.
User: "DanielSan"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 06 Apr 2005 05:45:04 AM
duke wrote:

On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 03:45:07 -0700, DanielSan <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote:


duke wrote:

On Sun, 03 Apr 2005 23:08:31 -0500, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:



Oh is he? Got pictures? Any kind of proof? Or just more delusional,
wishfull thinking?





Belief. Just like you believe there is no God. Now which one of us
is right?



Then you admit you have no proof.



Good grief, only for the Nth time.


So, you have no proof.

Then, don't expect us to buy this malarkey you're putting forth. Good
day to you, sir.



So long - enjoy your eternity in hell.

Hell does not exist. Try again.
.

User: "Vic Sagerquist"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 06 Apr 2005 12:41:26 PM
on 06 Apr 2005 in alt.atheism, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:

On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 03:45:07 -0700, DanielSan
<daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote:

duke wrote:

On Sun, 03 Apr 2005 23:08:31 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:


Oh is he? Got pictures? Any kind of proof? Or just more
delusional, wishfull thinking?




Belief. Just like you believe there is no God. Now which one of
us is right?



Then you admit you have no proof.



Good grief, only for the Nth time.


So, you have no proof.

Then, don't expect us to buy this malarkey you're putting forth. Good
day to you, sir.


So long - enjoy your eternity in hell.

Hell is on the list of things an atheist doesn't believe in.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
.
User: "towelie"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 06 Apr 2005 03:52:12 PM
TV's Vic Sagerquist wrote:

on 06 Apr 2005 in alt.atheism, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:

On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 03:45:07 -0700, DanielSan
<daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote:

duke wrote:

On Sun, 03 Apr 2005 23:08:31 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:


Oh is he? Got pictures? Any kind of proof? Or just more
delusional, wishfull thinking?




Belief. Just like you believe there is no God. Now which one of
us is right?



Then you admit you have no proof.



Good grief, only for the Nth time.


So, you have no proof.

Then, don't expect us to buy this malarkey you're putting forth. Good
day to you, sir.


So long - enjoy your eternity in hell.


Hell is on the list of things an atheist doesn't believe in.

But **Duke** believes in it. And we all know **Duke** is the center of the
known universe and only his opinion counts. Our opinions are garbage.
--
Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning.
A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing.
- Maynard James Keenan
The belief in the Christian god... is an appalling nightmare. I reject
the notion that the whole universe was created by this kind of evil
creature who would create such a thing. - Anthony Flew
aa #2133
ap #19
.






User: "towelie"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 03 Apr 2005 06:08:00 PM
TV's duke wrote:

On Sun, 3 Apr 2005 01:02:13 -0600, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>
wrote:

TV's duke wrote:

died April 2, 2005 at 9:37 PM Papal time zone.

He is now standing in the glory and love of God.


Oh is he? Got pictures? Any kind of proof? Or just more delusional,
wishfull thinking?


Belief. Just like you believe there is no God. Now which one of us is
right?

You're lying again, Earl.
--
Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning.
A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing.
- Maynard James Keenan
aa #2133
ap #19
.
User: "duke"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 05 Apr 2005 05:25:39 AM
On Sun, 3 Apr 2005 18:08:00 -0500, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote:

Belief. Just like you believe there is no God. Now which one of us is
right?

You're lying again, Earl.

Never have before, why would I start now?
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
.
User: "DanielSan"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 05 Apr 2005 05:44:29 AM
duke wrote:

On Sun, 3 Apr 2005 18:08:00 -0500, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote:


Belief. Just like you believe there is no God. Now which one of us is
right?



You're lying again, Earl.



Never have before, why would I start now?

God's watching you, duke. Better stop bearing false witness. You know
what happens to those that do.
.
User: "duke"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 06 Apr 2005 04:55:39 AM
On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 03:44:29 -0700, DanielSan <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote:

duke wrote:

On Sun, 3 Apr 2005 18:08:00 -0500, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote:


Belief. Just like you believe there is no God. Now which one of us is
right?



You're lying again, Earl.



Never have before, why would I start now?


God's watching you, duke. Better stop bearing false witness. You know
what happens to those that do.

I know. And that's why I mind my ways.
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
.
User: "towelie"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 06 Apr 2005 03:29:02 PM
TV's duke wrote:

On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 03:44:29 -0700, DanielSan <daniel-san@myrealbox.com>
wrote:

duke wrote:

On Sun, 3 Apr 2005 18:08:00 -0500, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>
wrote:


Belief. Just like you believe there is no God. Now which one of us
is
right?



You're lying again, Earl.



Never have before, why would I start now?


God's watching you, duke. Better stop bearing false witness. You know
what happens to those that do.


I know. And that's why I mind my ways.

You should mind your ways more and try to mind ours less.
--
Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning.
A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing.
- Maynard James Keenan
The belief in the Christian god... is an appalling nightmare. I reject
the notion that the whole universe was created by this kind of evil
creature who would create such a thing. - Anthony Flew
aa #2133
ap #19
.

User: "DanielSan"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 06 Apr 2005 05:44:17 AM
duke wrote:

On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 03:44:29 -0700, DanielSan <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote:


duke wrote:

On Sun, 3 Apr 2005 18:08:00 -0500, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote:



Belief. Just like you believe there is no God. Now which one of us is
right?



You're lying again, Earl.



Never have before, why would I start now?


God's watching you, duke. Better stop bearing false witness. You know
what happens to those that do.



I know. And that's why I mind my ways.

Another lie. God will smite you if you keep this up, duke. I'm just
trying to help you.
.
User: "Mike Painter"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 06 Apr 2005 12:16:15 PM
DanielSan wrote:



I know. And that's why I mind my ways.


Another lie. God will smite you if you keep this up, duke. I'm just
trying to help you.

Earl has been automatically excommunicated according the the catholic
church.
.








User: "Secular Fundamentalist"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 02 Apr 2005 02:51:04 PM
The gates of alt.atheism slowly swung open, and there stood duke
<duckgumbo32@cox.net>,who intoned thus:

died April 2, 2005 at 9:37 PM Papal time zone.

He is now standing in the glory and love of God.

No, he isnt, and when I say he isn't, i mean just that: He isn't.
He died, and within the next couple of decades, Duke, so will you. It
happens to everyone and everything in the fullness of time, face it
and stop lying to yourself. You've already wasted 62 years believing
the crap that you do. It's time to grow up.
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
Mistabit doesn't work in mysterious ways, people just don't pay attention.
.
User: "duke"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 03 Apr 2005 07:54:46 AM
On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 21:51:04 +0100, Secular Fundamentalist
<Bill.Frindall@answersinWisden.org> wrote:

He is now standing in the glory and love of God.

No, he isnt, and when I say he isn't, i mean just that: He isn't.
He died, and within the next couple of decades, Duke, so will you. It
happens to everyone and everything in the fullness of time, face it
and stop lying to yourself. You've already wasted 62 years believing
the crap that you do. It's time to grow up.

So will you, and maybe today.
As man, we live maybe 70 years. Overall, our soul lives for an eternity. I
want to spend my eternity in the love and glory of God. You want to spend your
eternity in the pain and horror of satan. Not a wise choice on your part.
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
.
User: "Peacenik"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 03 Apr 2005 10:09:54 AM
"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
news:eopv41lanltm2s6q15kjc46n5pfdbp6hh5@4ax.com...

On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 21:51:04 +0100, Secular Fundamentalist
<Bill.Frindall@answersinWisden.org> wrote:

He is now standing in the glory and love of God.


No, he isnt, and when I say he isn't, i mean just that: He isn't.
He died, and within the next couple of decades, Duke, so will you. It
happens to everyone and everything in the fullness of time, face it
and stop lying to yourself. You've already wasted 62 years believing
the crap that you do. It's time to grow up.


So will you, and maybe today.

As man, we live maybe 70 years. Overall, our soul lives for an eternity.

I

want to spend my eternity in the love and glory of God. You want to spend

your

eternity in the pain and horror of satan. Not a wise choice on your part.

Neither god nor satan exist. They are false fantasies of a delusion called
Christianity.
.
User: "duke"

Title: Re: The Holy Father has ........... 03 Apr 2005 06:06:40 PM
On Sun, 3 Apr 2005 08:09:54 -0700, "Peacenik"
<criskity999@com999cast.removeallnines.net> wrote:

As man, we live maybe 70 years. Overall, our soul lives for an eternity.

I want to spend my eternity in the love and glory of God. You want to spend
your eternity in the pain and horror of satan. Not a wise choice on your part.
Neither god nor satan exist.

You'll find out for sure one day when you die.
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
.





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