"Jason Gastrich" <jasongastrich1@aol.com> wrote in
news:1121121057.677083.5270@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

So very sad.

M E M O R A N D U M

From: The Broomleigh Baptist Salvation Evaluation Committee (Subcommittee
for the Irretrievably Lost, Whether Catholics, Mormons, Muslims or
Unrepentant Serial Killers)

To: Mr Jason Gastrich

Re: Your Salvation
__________________________________________________


As the vessel of the Lord's perfect message of boundless wrath and
annoyance with His imperfect creations, the matter of your wistful hopes
of salvation was brought before the full board of the Broomleigh Baptist
Salvation Evaluation Committee on this very day.

After a suitable time for contemplation, no matter how seemingly brief, it
was determined by unanimous consent of all True Christians® present the
following findings of fact:

1. You are a thoroughly annoying person;

2. Your presence in God's Glory would make it extremely difficult
for "Heaven" to live up to its name; and

3. Therefore, you have been damned to an everlasting Hell,
to have your flesh gnawed at by voracious hoofed demons.

The dear Lord Jesus has specifically asked us to remind you that your
consignment to perpetual torture at the hands of deranged beasts of His
making should in no manner be construed as any indication that the Lord
has, by either design or omission, discontinued His unconditional love for
you.

And, further, you are not to construe our relief in the knowledge that we
shall not be sharing God's Glory with someone as appallingly wretched as
you (or the look of sublime delight that flashes across our otherwise
inscrutable faces when we contemplate the agony of your much deserved
destiny) as diminishing our love for you as True Christians.

Wishing you a speedy descent,

Mrs. Katie Fisher, Chairlady & Britain's Best Christian

"Jason Gastrich" <jasongastrich1@aol.com> wrote in
news:1121121057.677083.5270@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

So very sad.

M E M O R A N D U M

From: The Broomleigh Baptist Salvation Evaluation Committee (Subcommittee
for the Irretrievably Lost, Whether Catholics, Mormons, Muslims or
Unrepentant Serial Killers)

To: Mr Jason Gastrich

Re: Your Salvation
__________________________________________________


As the vessel of the Lord's perfect message of boundless wrath and
annoyance with His imperfect creations, the matter of your wistful hopes
of salvation was brought before the full board of the Broomleigh Baptist
Salvation Evaluation Committee on this very day.

After a suitable time for contemplation, no matter how seemingly brief,
it was determined by unanimous consent of all True Christians® present
the following findings of fact:

1. You are a thoroughly annoying person;

2. Your presence in God's Glory would make it extremely difficult
for "Heaven" to live up to its name; and

3. Therefore, you have been damned to an everlasting Hell,
to have your flesh gnawed at by voracious hoofed demons.

The dear Lord Jesus has specifically asked us to remind you that your
consignment to perpetual torture at the hands of deranged beasts of His
making should in no manner be construed as any indication that the Lord
has, by either design or omission, discontinued His unconditional love
for you.

And, further, you are not to construe our relief in the knowledge that we
shall not be sharing God's Glory with someone as appallingly wretched as
you (or the look of sublime delight that flashes across our otherwise
inscrutable faces when we contemplate the agony of your much deserved
destiny) as diminishing our love for you as True Christians.

Wishing you a speedy descent,

Mrs. Katie Fisher, Chairlady & Britain's Best Christian

On 11 Jul 2005 15:30:57 -0700, "Jason Gastrich"
<jasongastrich1@aol.com> wrote:

Combined with "Bible John", JW, and HIS ELECT. We are in some fun
times in free.christians. Babble John cant get over the floppies in
his diapers, and JW John Weatherly cant get over his porn addiction.
So sad that JW also claims to be an elder of a church. I feel sorry
for those under his leadership. Wait till they learn of JW's stock
plaqyboy house!


So very sad.

Jason, sorry for piggybacking on this post, but I posed a question to
Winter, Stanley, Pastor Dave, and a few others about a poster in
rec.arts.poems.

This guy claims to be a Christian, teach Sunday school, yet he posted
the poem below. My question is, can a good Christian harbor thoughts
of molesting pre-teen girls? Anyway, the poem below is by Charles
Shannon Lysaght, entitled: "A Perfect Angel." He claims it is a
fictional poem which does not reflect poorly upon his status as a
Christian.

Your thoughts?

This is not a troll Jason, but instead a sincere question.

Should Chuck Lysaght be given the privilege of teaching God's word?

*********************************************

i knew it was wrong
i'm not really a good babysitter
i felt myself getting hard
as she sat in my lap
and then she kissed me
i told her no
she kept kissing me
soon the passion
was too much
i grabbed her
and slammed my swollen *****
into her virgin *****
and exploded as she screamed
hours of screams
then...
her parents came home
asked if she did her homework
and if she behaved
she looked at me
and wet her lips with her tongue
i said yes
she was a perfect angel


http://www.megan-model.com/series/59.jpg

Jason Gastrich

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On 11 Jul 2005 15:30:57 -0700, "Jason Gastrich"
<jasongastrich1@aol.com> wrote:

Combined with "Bible John", JW, and HIS ELECT. We are in some fun
times in free.christians. Babble John cant get over the floppies in
his diapers, and JW John Weatherly cant get over his porn addiction.
So sad that JW also claims to be an elder of a church. I feel sorry
for those under his leadership. Wait till they learn of JW's stock
plaqyboy house!


So very sad.


Jason Gastrich

It is not a good testimony for Christ when you OPENLY, PUBLICLY lie
about people you don't know based on the lies and libel of others, "Dr
Gastrich".

You merely prove what I have been saying about you; you are
hate-filled, there is no Holy Spirit within you, and you preach a
false gospel.

I also visited one of your sites, JCSM, a total joke!

And noted with shock that you have a number of UCM (?) subscribers.

For anyone who dosen't know, this is a Oneness cult, and they think
you are WONDERFUL.

I will put you on my prayer list, Jason, that you find the Jesus of
the Bible before it's too late.

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On 11 Jul 2005 15:30:57 -0700, "Jason Gastrich"
<jasongastrich1@aol.com> wrote:

Combined with "Bible John", JW, and HIS ELECT. We are in some fun
times in free.christians. Babble John cant get over the floppies in
his diapers, and JW John Weatherly cant get over his porn addiction.
So sad that JW also claims to be an elder of a church. I feel sorry
for those under his leadership. Wait till they learn of JW's stock
plaqyboy house!


So very sad.


Jason Gastrich

It is not a good testimony for Christ when you OPENLY, PUBLICLY lie
about people you don't know based on the lies and libel of others, "Dr
Gastrich".

You merely prove what I have been saying about you; you are
hate-filled, there is no Holy Spirit within you, and you preach a
false gospel.

I also visited one of your sites, JCSM, a total joke!

And noted with shock that you have a number of UCM (?) subscribers.

For anyone who dosen't know, this is a Oneness cult, and they think
you are WONDERFUL.

I will put you on my prayer list, Jason, that you find the Jesus of
the Bible before it's too late.

I assume from your JCSM web site that you are anther signs-chasing
pretender.

Tell me you don't believe in the present day signs.

Paul said CLEARLY that the signs were given to the APOSTLES, and he
said that the signs disappeared in the 1st C, within his own lifetime.

"When I was a child (baby Christian), I spoke as a child..."
(tongues). "When I became a man (mature Christian), I put away the
childish things (tongues and other signs)."


If you are a signs chaser, you are in apostasy (we already knew that).

Jesus told the Jews who asked for a sign, "a wicked and adulterous
nation seeks signs."

And you falsely accuse me of being addicted to pornography, and your
false accusations are a sin.

"Repent or perish."


jw