Religions > Atheism > The Lord Jesus appeared to people throughout the hundreds of years.
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"Apostle Thomas Batchelor" |
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22 Aug 2004 10:43:02 AM |
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The Lord Jesus appeared to people throughout the hundreds of years. |
The Lord Jesus has appeared to people chosen of God throughout the
hundreds of years now. God, the Lord Jesus, and angels are in the now!
You need real Christianity. Thank God He put His words in the Holy Spirit.
See Jeremiah 31:31-34 where He said He will put it in us. Give yourself to
God forever. Show God you are one of His best friends.
Ask around and find real Christians who speak in tongues and heal the sick,
and cast out devils in Jesus' name; and ask them to help you to get the Holy
Spirit baptism. Humble yourself and hear us out. The truth might be
different from what you thought.
Apostle Thomas Batchelor.
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: The Lord Jesus appeared to people throughout the hundreds of years. |
22 Aug 2004 03:12:44 PM |
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"Apostle Thomas Batchelor" <thomasbatchelor@juno.com> wrote in message
news:966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com...
The Lord Jesus has appeared to people chosen of God throughout the
hundreds of years now. God, the Lord Jesus, and angels are in the now!
You need real Christianity. Thank God He put His words in the Holy
Spirit.
See Jeremiah 31:31-34 where He said He will put it in us. Give yourself
to
God forever. Show God you are one of His best friends.
Ask around and find real Christians who speak in tongues and heal the
sick,
and cast out devils in Jesus' name; and ask them to help you to get the
Holy
Spirit baptism. Humble yourself and hear us out. The truth might be
different from what you thought.
Apostle Thomas Batchelor.
Nowadays those people can get medication
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| User: "HarCo Industries" |
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23 Aug 2004 09:15:37 AM |
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"Apostle Thomas Batchelor" <thomasbatchelor@juno.com> wrote in message news:<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com>...
See Jeremiah 31:31-34 where He said He will put it in us.
If God or Jesus try to touch you wear your bathing suit covers, tell a
grown-up right away.
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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22 Aug 2004 06:55:48 PM |
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In a message sent 'round the world, Apostle Thomas Batchelor poured fuel
on the fire with the following:
The Lord Jesus has appeared to people chosen of God throughout the
hundreds of years now.
I suppose you are referring to those Rorschach patterns in tortillas,
blueberry muffins and dirty windows. How odd that your omnipotent,
omniscient deity cannot find a better way.
God, the Lord Jesus, and angels are in the now!
So is Allah.
http://anwary-islam.com/godgreat.htm
You need real Christianity.
We've known all along that the Christianity we have now is false.
Thank God He put His words in the Holy Spirit.
Ummmm ........., who else could you thank?
See Jeremiah 31:31-34 where He said He will put it in us.
A very scary thought.
Give yourself to
God forever. Show God you are one of His best friends.
OK, I'll lend him my bicycle.
Ask around and find real Christians who speak in tongues and heal the sick,
and cast out devils in Jesus' name; and ask them to help you to get the Holy
Spirit baptism.
Ummmm ......, no thanks. I'll just lend him my bicycle.
Humble yourself and hear us out. The truth might be
different from what you thought.
It certainly is different from what you think.
Regards,
Josef
The notion that faith in Christ is to be rewarded by an eternity of
bliss while a dependence upon reason, observation, and experience merits
everlasting pain is too absurd for refutation, and can be believed only
by that unhappy mixture of insanity and ignorance called 'faith'.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
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| User: "Don Kresch" |
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| Title: Re: The Lord Jesus appeared to people throughout the hundreds of years. |
22 Aug 2004 07:36:20 PM |
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In alt.atheism on Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas
Batchelor" <thomasbatchelor@juno.com> let us all know that:
...he's a loony troll.
Don
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: The Lord Jesus appeared to people throughout the hundreds of years. |
22 Aug 2004 04:27:13 PM |
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In article <966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com>,
"Apostle Thomas Batchelor" <thomasbatchelor@juno.com> wrote:
The Lord Jesus has appeared to people chosen of God throughout the
hundreds of years now.
Interesting. *GAWD!* decides in advance who gets into heaven. You don't,
by any streetch of the imagination, believe that ***** about "God is
love" do you?
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: The Lord Jesus appeared to people throughout the hundreds of years. |
22 Aug 2004 11:48:04 AM |
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In our last thrilling episode, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> was pushed over the cliffs of alt.atheism
on Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400 by Zoog, minion of Zathar. As he
fell, he screamed:
The Lord Jesus has appeared to people chosen of God throughout the
hundreds of years now.
Such as the lady in Texas who killed her children. It's called
schizophrenia. We can treat this these days.
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Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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| User: "Liz" |
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22 Aug 2004 12:07:37 PM |
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On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> in news message
<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com> wrote:
The Lord Jesus has appeared to people chosen of God throughout the
hundreds of years now. God, the Lord Jesus, and angels are in the now!
You need real Christianity.
I need Christianity like I need a yeast infection.
Liz #658 BAAWA
Many people never grow up. They stay all their lives with
a passionate need for external authority and guidance,
pretending not to trust their own judgement. - Alan Watts
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| User: "Geoff" |
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22 Aug 2004 02:51:56 PM |
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"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> in news message
<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com> wrote:
The Lord Jesus has appeared to people chosen of God throughout the
hundreds of years now. God, the Lord Jesus, and angels are in the now!
You need real Christianity.
I need Christianity like I need a yeast infection.
If life gives you a yeast infection, make bread. Or something like that.
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: The Lord Jesus appeared to people throughout the hundreds of years. |
22 Aug 2004 03:12:07 PM |
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"Geoff" <gebobs@yahoo.nospam.com> wrote in message
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"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> in news message
<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com> wrote:
The Lord Jesus has appeared to people chosen of God throughout the
hundreds of years now. God, the Lord Jesus, and angels are in the
now!
You need real Christianity.
I need Christianity like I need a yeast infection.
If life gives you a yeast infection, make bread. Or something like that.
Ew Im really not eating that
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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22 Aug 2004 07:37:39 PM |
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On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 19:51:56 GMT the ET form known as
Geoff<gebobs@yahoo.nospam.com> sent a radio signal across the vast
expanse of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> in news message
<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com> wrote:
The Lord Jesus has appeared to people chosen of God throughout the
hundreds of years now. God, the Lord Jesus, and angels are in the now!
You need real Christianity.
I need Christianity like I need a yeast infection.
If life gives you a yeast infection, make bread. Or something like that.
Yeast is needed for bread and wine.
*Conclusion* God is yeast. God is detritus.
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epicurus1*at*optusnet*dot*com*dot*au
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever
conceived." - Isaac Asimov
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| User: "Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A Lizard Gizard" |
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22 Aug 2004 07:44:19 PM |
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"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> in news message
<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com> wrote:
The Lord Jesus has appeared to people chosen of God throughout the
hundreds of years now. God, the Lord Jesus, and angels are in the now!
You need real Christianity.
I need Christianity like I need a yeast infection.
Mmmmm....bagels!
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: The Lord Jesus appeared to people throughout the hundreds of years. |
22 Aug 2004 07:47:01 PM |
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"Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A Lizard Gizard"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
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"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:1qkhi09tn0bd5qtj88btpt735b7f1s1rot@4ax.com...
On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> in news message
<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com> wrote:
The Lord Jesus has appeared to people chosen of God throughout the
hundreds of years now. God, the Lord Jesus, and angels are in the
now!
You need real Christianity.
I need Christianity like I need a yeast infection.
Mmmmm....bagels!
Um............WHAT?!?!?! :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A Lizard Gizard" |
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23 Aug 2004 03:57:14 AM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A Lizard Gizard"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
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"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> in news message
<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com> wrote:
The Lord Jesus has appeared to people chosen of God throughout
the
hundreds of years now. God, the Lord Jesus, and angels are in the
now!
You need real Christianity.
I need Christianity like I need a yeast infection.
Mmmmm....bagels!
Um............WHAT?!?!?! :)
Do you really want me to get into the sick details of how my mind works?
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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23 Aug 2004 07:57:04 AM |
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"Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A Lizard Gizard"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A Lizard Gizard"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
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"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> in news message
<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com> wrote:
The Lord Jesus has appeared to people chosen of God throughout
the
hundreds of years now. God, the Lord Jesus, and angels are in the
now!
You need real Christianity.
I need Christianity like I need a yeast infection.
Mmmmm....bagels!
Um............WHAT?!?!?! :)
Do you really want me to get into the sick details of how my mind works?
Hmm.....perhaps not :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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24 Aug 2004 07:45:29 AM |
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On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 18:57:14 +1000 in episode
<4129b16d$0$9658$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> we saw our hero "Clayton
The Kaafir Ilzaad With A Lizard Gizard" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com>:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A Lizard Gizard"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
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"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> in news message
<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com> wrote:
The Lord Jesus has appeared to people chosen of God throughout
the
hundreds of years now. God, the Lord Jesus, and angels are in the
now!
You need real Christianity.
I need Christianity like I need a yeast infection.
Mmmmm....bagels!
Um............WHAT?!?!?! :)
Do you really want me to get into the sick details of how my mind works?
RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Often anger is a sign of engagement with life. People who
are angry are touched deeply by the events of their lives
and feel strongly about them....Anger is just a demand for
change, a passionate wish for things to be different....
And, as it was for me, it may be the first expression of
the will to live." -- Rachel Naomi Remen
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| User: "Liz" |
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| Title: Re: The Lord Jesus appeared to people throughout the hundreds of years. |
23 Aug 2004 05:56:18 AM |
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On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 18:57:14 +1000, "Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A
Lizard Gizard" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> in news message
<4129b16d$0$9658$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:2ost46Fe48esU2@uni-berlin.de...
"Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A Lizard Gizard"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:41293de8$0$10347$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:1qkhi09tn0bd5qtj88btpt735b7f1s1rot@4ax.com...
On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> in news message
<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com> wrote:
The Lord Jesus has appeared to people chosen of God throughout
the
hundreds of years now. God, the Lord Jesus, and angels are in the
now!
You need real Christianity.
I need Christianity like I need a yeast infection.
Mmmmm....bagels!
Um............WHAT?!?!?! :)
Do you really want me to get into the sick details of how my mind works?
Please, no. I've been there and back again already.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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24 Aug 2004 07:45:55 AM |
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On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 10:56:18 +0000 in episode
<68jji0ts3g9ie6in7pgvuliq1q3sudbeau@4ax.com> we saw our hero Liz
<ehuth1@donotspam.com>:
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 18:57:14 +1000, "Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A
Lizard Gizard" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> in news message
<4129b16d$0$9658$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:2ost46Fe48esU2@uni-berlin.de...
"Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A Lizard Gizard"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:41293de8$0$10347$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:1qkhi09tn0bd5qtj88btpt735b7f1s1rot@4ax.com...
On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> in news message
<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com> wrote:
The Lord Jesus has appeared to people chosen of God throughout
the
hundreds of years now. God, the Lord Jesus, and angels are in
the
now!
You need real Christianity.
I need Christianity like I need a yeast infection.
Mmmmm....bagels!
Um............WHAT?!?!?! :)
Do you really want me to get into the sick details of how my mind works?
Please, no. I've been there and back again already.
Didja get the t-shirt?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Often anger is a sign of engagement with life. People who
are angry are touched deeply by the events of their lives
and feel strongly about them....Anger is just a demand for
change, a passionate wish for things to be different....
And, as it was for me, it may be the first expression of
the will to live." -- Rachel Naomi Remen
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| User: "Liz" |
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24 Aug 2004 07:21:22 PM |
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On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 07:45:55 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<84qdnYFxTJYfpbbcRVn-jQ@megapath.net> wrote:
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 10:56:18 +0000 in episode
<68jji0ts3g9ie6in7pgvuliq1q3sudbeau@4ax.com> we saw our hero Liz
<ehuth1@donotspam.com>:
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 18:57:14 +1000, "Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A
Lizard Gizard" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> in news message
<4129b16d$0$9658$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:2ost46Fe48esU2@uni-berlin.de...
"Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A Lizard Gizard"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:41293de8$0$10347$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:1qkhi09tn0bd5qtj88btpt735b7f1s1rot@4ax.com...
On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> in news message
<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com> wrote:
You need real Christianity.
I need Christianity like I need a yeast infection.
Mmmmm....bagels!
Um............WHAT?!?!?! :)
Do you really want me to get into the sick details of how my mind works?
Please, no. I've been there and back again already.
Didja get the t-shirt?
No, I just got something on my t-shirt. <sniff> Smells like bleach.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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| User: "Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A Lizard Gizard" |
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26 Aug 2004 01:31:42 AM |
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"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 07:45:55 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<84qdnYFxTJYfpbbcRVn-jQ@megapath.net> wrote:
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 10:56:18 +0000 in episode
<68jji0ts3g9ie6in7pgvuliq1q3sudbeau@4ax.com> we saw our hero Liz
<ehuth1@donotspam.com>:
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 18:57:14 +1000, "Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A
Lizard Gizard" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> in news message
<4129b16d$0$9658$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:2ost46Fe48esU2@uni-berlin.de...
"Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A Lizard Gizard"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:41293de8$0$10347$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:1qkhi09tn0bd5qtj88btpt735b7f1s1rot@4ax.com...
On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> in news message
<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com> wrote:
You need real Christianity.
I need Christianity like I need a yeast infection.
Mmmmm....bagels!
Um............WHAT?!?!?! :)
Do you really want me to get into the sick details of how my mind
works?
Please, no. I've been there and back again already.
Didja get the t-shirt?
No, I just got something on my t-shirt. <sniff> Smells like bleach.
Soak in cold water...hot water sets the stain!
Just remember that blue dress! I guess Monica doesn't inhale either.
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| User: "Liz" |
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| Title: Re: The Lord Jesus appeared to people throughout the hundreds of years. |
26 Aug 2004 06:40:28 AM |
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On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 16:31:42 +1000, "Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A
Lizard Gizard" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> in news message
<412d836f$0$1427$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:70nni01742j9r0k0isl3h3dg8jfq2dg8fg@4ax.com...
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 07:45:55 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<84qdnYFxTJYfpbbcRVn-jQ@megapath.net> wrote:
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 10:56:18 +0000 in episode
<68jji0ts3g9ie6in7pgvuliq1q3sudbeau@4ax.com> we saw our hero Liz
<ehuth1@donotspam.com>:
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 18:57:14 +1000, "Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A
Lizard Gizard" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> in news message
<4129b16d$0$9658$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:2ost46Fe48esU2@uni-berlin.de...
"Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A Lizard Gizard"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:41293de8$0$10347$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:1qkhi09tn0bd5qtj88btpt735b7f1s1rot@4ax.com...
On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> in news message
<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com> wrote:
You need real Christianity.
I need Christianity like I need a yeast infection.
Mmmmm....bagels!
Um............WHAT?!?!?! :)
Do you really want me to get into the sick details of how my mind
works?
Please, no. I've been there and back again already.
Didja get the t-shirt?
No, I just got something on my t-shirt. <sniff> Smells like bleach.
Soak in cold water...hot water sets the stain!
Clayton, remember to whom you are writing. Lint® has revealed to me
the proper laundry instructions and detergent for any stain emergency.
I backslid one time and succumbed to the temptation to buy a cheaper
store brand of detergent. The result was a veritable Rorschach test
of biological stains, I tell you. I learned my lesson. Praise Lint®!
Just remember that blue dress! I guess Monica doesn't inhale either.
Liz #658 BAAWA
"Lintanetics®" by L<dot> iz
A guide to a cleaner, brighter laundry.
Guaranteed to remove lamb's blood stains.
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26 Aug 2004 07:00:46 AM |
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On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 11:40:28 +0000 in episode
<vairi09mrp8rf5shmmjufjgbscrikp22gp@4ax.com> we saw our hero Liz
<ehuth1@donotspam.com>:
On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 16:31:42 +1000, "Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A
Lizard Gizard" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> in news message
<412d836f$0$1427$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> wrote:
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:70nni01742j9r0k0isl3h3dg8jfq2dg8fg@4ax.com...
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 07:45:55 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<84qdnYFxTJYfpbbcRVn-jQ@megapath.net> wrote:
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 10:56:18 +0000 in episode
<68jji0ts3g9ie6in7pgvuliq1q3sudbeau@4ax.com> we saw our hero Liz
<ehuth1@donotspam.com>:
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 18:57:14 +1000, "Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With
A Lizard Gizard" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> in news message
<4129b16d$0$9658$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:2ost46Fe48esU2@uni-berlin.de...
"Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A Lizard Gizard"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:41293de8$0$10347$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:1qkhi09tn0bd5qtj88btpt735b7f1s1rot@4ax.com...
On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> in news message
<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com> wrote:
You need real Christianity.
I need Christianity like I need a yeast infection.
Mmmmm....bagels!
Um............WHAT?!?!?! :)
Do you really want me to get into the sick details of how my mind
works?
Please, no. I've been there and back again already.
Didja get the t-shirt?
No, I just got something on my t-shirt. <sniff> Smells like bleach.
Soak in cold water...hot water sets the stain!
Clayton, remember to whom you are writing. Lint® has revealed to me the
proper laundry instructions and detergent for any stain emergency. I
backslid one time and succumbed to the temptation to buy a cheaper store
brand of detergent. The result was a veritable Rorschach test of
biological stains, I tell you. I learned my lesson. Praise Lint®!
Oh, hey, *finally an answer to what happens to socks in dryers.
They're being *raptured...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Often anger is a sign of engagement with life. People who
are angry are touched deeply by the events of their lives
and feel strongly about them....Anger is just a demand for
change, a passionate wish for things to be different....
And, as it was for me, it may be the first expression of
the will to live." -- Rachel Naomi Remen
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24 Aug 2004 08:30:50 PM |
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On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 00:21:22 +0000 in episode
<70nni01742j9r0k0isl3h3dg8jfq2dg8fg@4ax.com> we saw our hero Liz
<ehuth1@donotspam.com>:
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 07:45:55 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<84qdnYFxTJYfpbbcRVn-jQ@megapath.net> wrote:
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 10:56:18 +0000 in episode
<68jji0ts3g9ie6in7pgvuliq1q3sudbeau@4ax.com> we saw our hero Liz
<ehuth1@donotspam.com>:
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 18:57:14 +1000, "Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A
Lizard Gizard" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> in news message
<4129b16d$0$9658$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:2ost46Fe48esU2@uni-berlin.de...
"Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A Lizard Gizard"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:41293de8$0$10347$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:1qkhi09tn0bd5qtj88btpt735b7f1s1rot@4ax.com...
On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> in news message
<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com> wrote:
You need real Christianity.
I need Christianity like I need a yeast infection.
Mmmmm....bagels!
Um............WHAT?!?!?! :)
Do you really want me to get into the sick details of how my mind
works?
Please, no. I've been there and back again already.
Didja get the t-shirt?
No, I just got something on my t-shirt. <sniff> Smells like bleach.
I simply refuse to understand that one.
(And you can't *make me)
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Often anger is a sign of engagement with life. People who
are angry are touched deeply by the events of their lives
and feel strongly about them....Anger is just a demand for
change, a passionate wish for things to be different....
And, as it was for me, it may be the first expression of
the will to live." -- Rachel Naomi Remen
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24 Aug 2004 08:54:30 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:s8adnTSvo_hVdrbcRVn-oQ@megapath.net...
On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 00:21:22 +0000 in episode
<70nni01742j9r0k0isl3h3dg8jfq2dg8fg@4ax.com> we saw our hero Liz
<ehuth1@donotspam.com>:
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 07:45:55 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<84qdnYFxTJYfpbbcRVn-jQ@megapath.net> wrote:
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 10:56:18 +0000 in episode
<68jji0ts3g9ie6in7pgvuliq1q3sudbeau@4ax.com> we saw our hero Liz
<ehuth1@donotspam.com>:
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 18:57:14 +1000, "Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A
Lizard Gizard" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> in news message
<4129b16d$0$9658$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:2ost46Fe48esU2@uni-berlin.de...
"Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A Lizard Gizard"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:41293de8$0$10347$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:1qkhi09tn0bd5qtj88btpt735b7f1s1rot@4ax.com...
On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> in news message
<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com> wrote:
You need real Christianity.
I need Christianity like I need a yeast infection.
Mmmmm....bagels!
Um............WHAT?!?!?! :)
Do you really want me to get into the sick details of how my mind
works?
Please, no. I've been there and back again already.
Didja get the t-shirt?
No, I just got something on my t-shirt. <sniff> Smells like bleach.
I simply refuse to understand that one.
Um, I don't either.
(And you can't *make me)
Oh, please! :)
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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24 Aug 2004 09:08:39 PM |
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On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 21:54:30 -0400 in episode
<2p29qlFfhcpvU2@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:s8adnTSvo_hVdrbcRVn-oQ@megapath.net...
On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 00:21:22 +0000 in episode
<70nni01742j9r0k0isl3h3dg8jfq2dg8fg@4ax.com> we saw our hero Liz
<ehuth1@donotspam.com>:
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 07:45:55 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<84qdnYFxTJYfpbbcRVn-jQ@megapath.net> wrote:
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 10:56:18 +0000 in episode
<68jji0ts3g9ie6in7pgvuliq1q3sudbeau@4ax.com> we saw our hero Liz
<ehuth1@donotspam.com>:
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 18:57:14 +1000, "Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With
A Lizard Gizard" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> in news message
<4129b16d$0$9658$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:2ost46Fe48esU2@uni-berlin.de...
"Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A Lizard Gizard"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:41293de8$0$10347$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:1qkhi09tn0bd5qtj88btpt735b7f1s1rot@4ax.com...
On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> in news message
<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com> wrote:
You need real Christianity.
I need Christianity like I need a yeast infection.
Mmmmm....bagels!
Um............WHAT?!?!?! :)
Do you really want me to get into the sick details of how my mind
works?
Please, no. I've been there and back again already.
Didja get the t-shirt?
No, I just got something on my t-shirt. <sniff> Smells like bleach.
I simply refuse to understand that one.
Um, I don't either.
(And you can't *make me)
Oh, please! :)
Just *try!
(watermelonwatermelonwatermelonwatermelonwatermelon)
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Often anger is a sign of engagement with life. People who
are angry are touched deeply by the events of their lives
and feel strongly about them....Anger is just a demand for
change, a passionate wish for things to be different....
And, as it was for me, it may be the first expression of
the will to live." -- Rachel Naomi Remen
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24 Aug 2004 09:24:12 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:3-adnTXDk5w4abbcRVn-jw@megapath.net...
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 21:54:30 -0400 in episode
<2p29qlFfhcpvU2@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:s8adnTSvo_hVdrbcRVn-oQ@megapath.net...
On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 00:21:22 +0000 in episode
<70nni01742j9r0k0isl3h3dg8jfq2dg8fg@4ax.com> we saw our hero Liz
<ehuth1@donotspam.com>:
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 07:45:55 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<84qdnYFxTJYfpbbcRVn-jQ@megapath.net> wrote:
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 10:56:18 +0000 in episode
<68jji0ts3g9ie6in7pgvuliq1q3sudbeau@4ax.com> we saw our hero Liz
<ehuth1@donotspam.com>:
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 18:57:14 +1000, "Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With
A Lizard Gizard" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> in news message
<4129b16d$0$9658$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:2ost46Fe48esU2@uni-berlin.de...
"Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A Lizard Gizard"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:41293de8$0$10347$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:1qkhi09tn0bd5qtj88btpt735b7f1s1rot@4ax.com...
On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas
Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> in news message
<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com> wrote:
You need real Christianity.
I need Christianity like I need a yeast infection.
Mmmmm....bagels!
Um............WHAT?!?!?! :)
Do you really want me to get into the sick details of how my mind
works?
Please, no. I've been there and back again already.
Didja get the t-shirt?
No, I just got something on my t-shirt. <sniff> Smells like bleach.
I simply refuse to understand that one.
Um, I don't either.
(And you can't *make me)
Oh, please! :)
Just *try!
(watermelonwatermelonwatermelonwatermelonwatermelon)
ROTFL!
Thanks, hon. I needed that :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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24 Aug 2004 08:52:23 PM |
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On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 20:30:50 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<s8adnTSvo_hVdrbcRVn-oQ@megapath.net> wrote:
On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 00:21:22 +0000 in episode
<70nni01742j9r0k0isl3h3dg8jfq2dg8fg@4ax.com> we saw our hero Liz
<ehuth1@donotspam.com>:
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 07:45:55 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<84qdnYFxTJYfpbbcRVn-jQ@megapath.net> wrote:
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 10:56:18 +0000 in episode
<68jji0ts3g9ie6in7pgvuliq1q3sudbeau@4ax.com> we saw our hero Liz
<ehuth1@donotspam.com>:
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 18:57:14 +1000, "Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A
Lizard Gizard" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> in news message
<4129b16d$0$9658$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:2ost46Fe48esU2@uni-berlin.de...
"Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A Lizard Gizard"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:41293de8$0$10347$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:1qkhi09tn0bd5qtj88btpt735b7f1s1rot@4ax.com...
On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> in news message
<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com> wrote:
You need real Christianity.
I need Christianity like I need a yeast infection.
Mmmmm....bagels!
Um............WHAT?!?!?! :)
Do you really want me to get into the sick details of how my mind
works?
Please, no. I've been there and back again already.
Didja get the t-shirt?
No, I just got something on my t-shirt. <sniff> Smells like bleach.
I simply refuse to understand that one.
(And you can't *make me)
*laughing
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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24 Aug 2004 09:18:59 PM |
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On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 01:52:23 +0000 in episode
<p8sni01h9r58rerbmaqon0cch4qtpavmhd@4ax.com> we saw our hero Liz
<ehuth1@donotspam.com>:
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 20:30:50 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<s8adnTSvo_hVdrbcRVn-oQ@megapath.net> wrote:
On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 00:21:22 +0000 in episode
<70nni01742j9r0k0isl3h3dg8jfq2dg8fg@4ax.com> we saw our hero Liz
<ehuth1@donotspam.com>:
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 07:45:55 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<84qdnYFxTJYfpbbcRVn-jQ@megapath.net> wrote:
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 10:56:18 +0000 in episode
<68jji0ts3g9ie6in7pgvuliq1q3sudbeau@4ax.com> we saw our hero Liz
<ehuth1@donotspam.com>:
On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 18:57:14 +1000, "Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A
Lizard Gizard" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> in news message
<4129b16d$0$9658$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> wrote:
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:2ost46Fe48esU2@uni-berlin.de...
"Clayton The Kaafir Ilzaad With A Lizard Gizard"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:41293de8$0$10347$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:1qkhi09tn0bd5qtj88btpt735b7f1s1rot@4ax.com...
On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> in news message
<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com> wrote:
You need real Christianity.
I need Christianity like I need a yeast infection.
Mmmmm....bagels!
Um............WHAT?!?!?! :)
Do you really want me to get into the sick details of how my mind
works?
Please, no. I've been there and back again already.
Didja get the t-shirt?
No, I just got something on my t-shirt. <sniff> Smells like bleach.
I simply refuse to understand that one.
(And you can't *make me)
*laughing
(And in a disturbingly *evil* manner at that)
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Often anger is a sign of engagement with life. People who
are angry are touched deeply by the events of their lives
and feel strongly about them....Anger is just a demand for
change, a passionate wish for things to be different....
And, as it was for me, it may be the first expression of
the will to live." -- Rachel Naomi Remen
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22 Aug 2004 12:30:46 PM |
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On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 17:07:37 GMT, Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote:
On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> in news message
<966a8$4128bf42$3fbac884$30482@allthenewsgroups.com> wrote:
The Lord Jesus has appeared to people chosen of God throughout the
hundreds of years now. God, the Lord Jesus, and angels are in the now!
You need real Christianity.
I need Christianity like I need a yeast infection.
No yeast, no sacrament wine....
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.2 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: -3 million jobs and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -957 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> wrote:
The Lord Jesus has appeared to people chosen of God throughout the
hundreds of years now.
The Lord Jesus obviously didn't choose you. Now run along.
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
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The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.2 trillion and worsening
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| User: "JPG" |
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| Title: Re: The Lord Jesus appeared to people throughout the hundreds of years. |
23 Aug 2004 06:54:57 AM |
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On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> wrote:
The Lord Jesus has appeared to people chosen of God throughout the
hundreds of years now. God, the Lord Jesus, and angels are in the now!
You need real Christianity. Thank God He put His words in the Holy Spirit.
See Jeremiah 31:31-34 where He said He will put it in us. Give yourself to
God forever. Show God you are one of His best friends.
Ask around and find real Christians who speak in tongues and heal the sick,
and cast out devils in Jesus' name; and ask them to help you to get the Holy
Spirit baptism. Humble yourself and hear us out. The truth might be
different from what you thought.
Apostle Thomas Batchelor.
Why would atheists give a flying ***** about your delusions and superstitions?
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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| Title: Re: The Lord Jesus appeared to people throughout the hundreds of years. |
22 Aug 2004 11:25:04 AM |
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On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:43:02 -0400, "Apostle Thomas Batchelor"
<thomasbatchelor@juno.com> wrote:
The Lord Jesus has appeared to people chosen of God throughout the
hundreds of years now. God, the Lord Jesus, and angels are in the now!
You need real Christianity. Thank God He put His words in the Holy Spirit.
See Jeremiah 31:31-34 where He said He will put it in us. Give yourself to
God forever. Show God you are one of His best friends.
Ask around and find real Christians who speak in tongues and heal the sick,
and cast out devils in Jesus' name; and ask them to help you to get the Holy
Spirit baptism. Humble yourself and hear us out. The truth might be
different from what you thought.
Apostle Thomas Batchelor.
***** and die, you in-your-face moron.
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