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"Zacharias Mulletstein" |
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09 Sep 2006 02:34:15 AM |
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The One lamb virgin |
Jesus Christ is your One lamb virgin. There is no doubt of this. There
is doubt, however, about Mohammed, the great Paedophile of the Vast
Desert. Mohammed raped little boys, and bragged about it. That
bragging is called the Koran. The Koran was written by Satan through
Mohammed. Therefore, the Koran can only lead to sin, murder, and Satan
worship. The Bible will lead you to greener pastures. Think about it,
will you?
-=-
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| User: "Big Dave" |
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| Title: Re: The One lamb virgin |
09 Sep 2006 10:32:55 AM |
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"Zacharias Mulletstein" <Anonymous-Remailer@See.Comment.Header> wrote in
message news:2X8S0RDI38969.1487847222@anonymous...
Jesus Christ is your One lamb virgin.
<snip>
Jesus is easy. It took me four lambs to land my virgin...
David H.
#2217
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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| Title: Re: The One lamb virgin |
09 Sep 2006 10:27:17 PM |
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On 9 Sep 2006 07:34:15 -0000,
(Zacharias Mulletstein) wrote:
Jesus Christ is your One lamb virgin. There is no doubt of this.
There most certainly is. In many countries sheep and their offspring
don't remain virgins for long. Especially in the Middle East...
I can picture jesus bent over being used by the Nazareth boys as their
practice lamb. Before progressing to the real stuff.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: The One lamb virgin |
09 Sep 2006 01:03:42 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Zacharias Mulletstein
(Anonymous-Remailer@See.Comment.Header) made the light shine upon us with
this:
Jesus Christ is your One lamb virgin.
Sorry, the job advert clearly specified experience as a qualification.
There is no doubt of this. There
is doubt, however, about Mohammed, the great Paedophile of the Vast
Desert. Mohammed raped little boys, and bragged about it. That
bragging is called the Koran. The Koran was written by Satan through
Mohammed. Therefore, the Koran can only lead to sin, murder, and Satan
worship. The Bible will lead you to greener pastures. Think about it,
will you?
Don't follow me, I'm lost.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Member: Intensional misspellingg club.
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie" |
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| Title: Re: The One lamb virgin |
09 Sep 2006 08:52:31 AM |
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Zacharias Mulletstein wrote:
Jesus Christ is your One lamb virgin.
Does that come with mint sauce? No? Bah!
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| User: "The Rev Dr Hugh Jarse NLAHN" |
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| Title: Re: The One lamb virgin |
09 Sep 2006 02:46:10 AM |
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Zacharias Mulletstein wrote:
Jesus Christ is your One lamb virgin.
Bah!
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: The One lamb virgin |
09 Sep 2006 04:14:59 AM |
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"The Rev Dr Hugh Jarse NLAHN" <hugh.jarse@heathens.org.uk> wrote in message
news:1157787970.168848.247650@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Zacharias Mulletstein wrote:
Jesus Christ is your One lamb virgin.
One Lamb Virgin! Hold the Mayo!
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
http://www.ashenempires.com
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: The One lamb virgin |
09 Sep 2006 05:58:01 AM |
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The Rev Dr Hugh Jarse NLAHN wrote:
Zacharias Mulletstein wrote:
Jesus Christ is your One lamb virgin.
Bah!
reminds me of the old adage
"If you know a better 'Bar' lead me to it"
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: The One lamb virgin |
09 Sep 2006 05:57:02 AM |
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Zacharias Mulletstein wrote:
Jesus Christ is your One lamb virgin. There is no doubt of this.
There is little doubt about your insanity either.
How can a sane person claim there is 'no doubt' about stories written over
two thousand years ago with no originals intact.
Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of
any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of
existence.
[Robert Anton Wilson]
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is doubt, however, about Mohammed, the great Paedophile of the Vast
Desert. Mohammed raped little boys, and bragged about it. That
bragging is called the Koran. The Koran was written by Satan through
Mohammed. Therefore, the Koran can only lead to sin, murder, and Satan
worship. The Bible will lead you to greener pastures. Think about it,
will you?
-=-
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| Title: Re: The One lamb virgin |
13 Sep 2006 01:54:12 AM |
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Zacharias Mulletstein wrote:
Jesus Christ is your One lamb virgin. There is no doubt of this. There
is doubt, however, about Mohammed, the great Paedophile of the Vast
Desert. Mohammed raped little boys, and bragged about it. That
bragging is called the Koran. The Koran was written by Satan through
Mohammed. Therefore, the Koran can only lead to sin, murder, and Satan
worship. The Bible will lead you to greener pastures. Think about it,
will you?
Don't metion "lamb" or "goat" as the moslem men in here get all aroused.
moslem cartoon character muhammad was a child molester and goat fucker
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| User: "KANGAROOISTAN" |
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| Title: SNIP CRAP |
09 Sep 2006 06:02:33 AM |
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Zacharias Mulletstein wrote:
SNIP
YAWN
2EZ
www.finalcall.com
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