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"Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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16 Jan 2005 08:07:00 PM |
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The Parable of The Two Bad Parables |
[Special thanks to Bobby Bryant. Your subscription of "Hot
Evolutionary Biologists Monthly" is on its way]
Once upon a time there was this parable that was badly conceived and
badly written. Everywhere he went this badly constructed parable tried
to impress upon people the "truth" of his parable. Whenever people
explains to him that he as a parable is poorly constructed and poorly
written, the parable in question goes into this persecution complex
and blames others rather than himself his own shortcoming.
One day an even more poorly constructed and more poorly written
parable made its appearance. Whereupon the First Parable looked at him
and said: "What a poorly written parable! It makes no sense and it's
poorly written! I'm so embarrassed for him!"
Then an unwelcome epiphany hits the First Parable: "That's exactly
what other people think about me! And all this time I was under the
delusion that I'm being persecuted!". So overcome with shame was the
First Parable that he threw himself in front of an uncoming freight
train, thus ending his short and unremarkable life.
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1362 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "John Vreeland" |
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| Title: Re: The Parable of The Two Bad Parables |
17 Jan 2005 05:01:49 PM |
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On Sun, 16 Jan 2005 18:07:00 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
[Special thanks to Bobby Bryant. Your subscription of "Hot
Evolutionary Biologists Monthly" is on its way]
Once upon a time there was this parable that was badly conceived and
badly written. Everywhere he went this badly constructed parable tried
to impress upon people the "truth" of his parable. Whenever people
explains to him that he as a parable is poorly constructed and poorly
written, the parable in question goes into this persecution complex
and blames others rather than himself his own shortcoming.
One day an even more poorly constructed and more poorly written
parable made its appearance. Whereupon the First Parable looked at him
and said: "What a poorly written parable! It makes no sense and it's
poorly written! I'm so embarrassed for him!"
Then an unwelcome epiphany hits the First Parable: "That's exactly
what other people think about me! And all this time I was under the
delusion that I'm being persecuted!". So overcome with shame was the
First Parable that he threw himself in front of an uncoming freight
train, thus ending his short and unremarkable life.
Just musing over whether or not you can actually get hit by an
"uncoming" freight train.
Jack V (Vreejack)
"Will future ages believe that such stupid bigotry ever existed!"--_Ivanhoe_
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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| Title: Re: The Parable of The Two Bad Parables |
17 Jan 2005 07:04:01 PM |
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On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:01:49 -0500, John Vreeland
<vreejack@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Sun, 16 Jan 2005 18:07:00 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
[Special thanks to Bobby Bryant. Your subscription of "Hot
Evolutionary Biologists Monthly" is on its way]
Once upon a time there was this parable that was badly conceived and
badly written. Everywhere he went this badly constructed parable tried
to impress upon people the "truth" of his parable. Whenever people
explains to him that he as a parable is poorly constructed and poorly
written, the parable in question goes into this persecution complex
and blames others rather than himself his own shortcoming.
One day an even more poorly constructed and more poorly written
parable made its appearance. Whereupon the First Parable looked at him
and said: "What a poorly written parable! It makes no sense and it's
poorly written! I'm so embarrassed for him!"
Then an unwelcome epiphany hits the First Parable: "That's exactly
what other people think about me! And all this time I was under the
delusion that I'm being persecuted!". So overcome with shame was the
First Parable that he threw himself in front of an uncoming freight
train, thus ending his short and unremarkable life.
Just musing over whether or not you can actually get hit by an
"uncoming" freight train.
Doh!
Jack V (Vreejack)
"Will future ages believe that such stupid bigotry ever existed!"--_Ivanhoe_
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1364 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "John Wilkins" |
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| Title: Re: The Parable of The Two Bad Parables |
16 Jan 2005 08:18:52 PM |
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Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****
<eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
[Special thanks to Bobby Bryant. Your subscription of "Hot
Evolutionary Biologists Monthly" is on its way]
Once upon a time there was this parable that was badly conceived and
badly written. Everywhere he went this badly constructed parable tried
to impress upon people the "truth" of his parable. Whenever people
explains to him that he as a parable is poorly constructed and poorly
written, the parable in question goes into this persecution complex
and blames others rather than himself his own shortcoming.
One day an even more poorly constructed and more poorly written
parable made its appearance. Whereupon the First Parable looked at him
and said: "What a poorly written parable! It makes no sense and it's
poorly written! I'm so embarrassed for him!"
Then an unwelcome epiphany hits the First Parable: "That's exactly
what other people think about me! And all this time I was under the
delusion that I'm being persecuted!". So overcome with shame was the
First Parable that he threw himself in front of an uncoming freight
train, thus ending his short and unremarkable life.
Mixed metaphors, reification of abstractions, non sequiturs. I like it.
--
John S. Wilkins AA#2207
web: www.wilkins.id.au blog: evolvethought.blogspot.com
God cheats
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: The Parable of The Two Bad Parables |
16 Jan 2005 10:08:05 PM |
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"John Wilkins" <johnSPAM@wilkins.id.au> wrote in message
news:1gqjblt.cmkuvx11tkg1fN%johnSPAM@wilkins.id.au...
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****
<eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
[Special thanks to Bobby Bryant. Your subscription of "Hot
Evolutionary Biologists Monthly" is on its way]
Once upon a time there was this parable that was badly conceived and
badly written. Everywhere he went this badly constructed parable tried
to impress upon people the "truth" of his parable. Whenever people
explains to him that he as a parable is poorly constructed and poorly
written, the parable in question goes into this persecution complex
and blames others rather than himself his own shortcoming.
One day an even more poorly constructed and more poorly written
parable made its appearance. Whereupon the First Parable looked at him
and said: "What a poorly written parable! It makes no sense and it's
poorly written! I'm so embarrassed for him!"
Then an unwelcome epiphany hits the First Parable: "That's exactly
what other people think about me! And all this time I was under the
delusion that I'm being persecuted!". So overcome with shame was the
First Parable that he threw himself in front of an uncoming freight
train, thus ending his short and unremarkable life.
Mixed metaphors, reification of abstractions, non sequiturs. I like it.
It's a badly written, self referential parable. Awesome! :-)
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Walter Bushell" |
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| Title: Re: The Parable of The Two Bad Parables |
17 Jan 2005 12:22:24 AM |
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In article <juOdnd0S0K-5p3bcRVn-sQ@io.com>,
"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote:
"John Wilkins" <johnSPAM@wilkins.id.au> wrote in message
news:1gqjblt.cmkuvx11tkg1fN%johnSPAM@wilkins.id.au...
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****
<eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
[Special thanks to Bobby Bryant. Your subscription of "Hot
Evolutionary Biologists Monthly" is on its way]
Once upon a time there was this parable that was badly conceived and
badly written. Everywhere he went this badly constructed parable tried
to impress upon people the "truth" of his parable. Whenever people
explains to him that he as a parable is poorly constructed and poorly
written, the parable in question goes into this persecution complex
and blames others rather than himself his own shortcoming.
One day an even more poorly constructed and more poorly written
parable made its appearance. Whereupon the First Parable looked at him
and said: "What a poorly written parable! It makes no sense and it's
poorly written! I'm so embarrassed for him!"
Then an unwelcome epiphany hits the First Parable: "That's exactly
what other people think about me! And all this time I was under the
delusion that I'm being persecuted!". So overcome with shame was the
First Parable that he threw himself in front of an uncoming freight
train, thus ending his short and unremarkable life.
Mixed metaphors, reification of abstractions, non sequiturs. I like it.
It's a badly written, self referential parable. Awesome! :-)
You know what happened that last time a parable writer like that was
around.
--
Guns don't kill people; automobiles kill people.
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: The Parable of The Two Bad Parables |
17 Jan 2005 12:38:56 AM |
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"Walter Bushell" <proto@panix.com> wrote in message
news:proto-7D8696.01222417012005@reader2.panix.com...
In article <juOdnd0S0K-5p3bcRVn-sQ@io.com>,
"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote:
"John Wilkins" <johnSPAM@wilkins.id.au> wrote in message
news:1gqjblt.cmkuvx11tkg1fN%johnSPAM@wilkins.id.au...
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****
<eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
[Special thanks to Bobby Bryant. Your subscription of "Hot
Evolutionary Biologists Monthly" is on its way]
Once upon a time there was this parable that was badly conceived and
badly written. Everywhere he went this badly constructed parable tried
to impress upon people the "truth" of his parable. Whenever people
explains to him that he as a parable is poorly constructed and poorly
written, the parable in question goes into this persecution complex
and blames others rather than himself his own shortcoming.
One day an even more poorly constructed and more poorly written
parable made its appearance. Whereupon the First Parable looked at him
and said: "What a poorly written parable! It makes no sense and it's
poorly written! I'm so embarrassed for him!"
Then an unwelcome epiphany hits the First Parable: "That's exactly
what other people think about me! And all this time I was under the
delusion that I'm being persecuted!". So overcome with shame was the
First Parable that he threw himself in front of an uncoming freight
train, thus ending his short and unremarkable life.
Mixed metaphors, reification of abstractions, non sequiturs. I like it.
It's a badly written, self referential parable. Awesome! :-)
You know what happened that last time a parable writer like that was
around.
Ooh, you're right! I'll start:
"Follow the shoe of Yang!"
"The Shoe! The Shoe!"
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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| Title: Re: The Parable of The Two Bad Parables |
17 Jan 2005 12:45:03 AM |
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On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 01:22:24 -0500, Walter Bushell <proto@panix.com>
wrote:
In article <juOdnd0S0K-5p3bcRVn-sQ@io.com>,
"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote:
"John Wilkins" <johnSPAM@wilkins.id.au> wrote in message
news:1gqjblt.cmkuvx11tkg1fN%johnSPAM@wilkins.id.au...
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****
<eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
[Special thanks to Bobby Bryant. Your subscription of "Hot
Evolutionary Biologists Monthly" is on its way]
Once upon a time there was this parable that was badly conceived and
badly written. Everywhere he went this badly constructed parable tried
to impress upon people the "truth" of his parable. Whenever people
explains to him that he as a parable is poorly constructed and poorly
written, the parable in question goes into this persecution complex
and blames others rather than himself his own shortcoming.
One day an even more poorly constructed and more poorly written
parable made its appearance. Whereupon the First Parable looked at him
and said: "What a poorly written parable! It makes no sense and it's
poorly written! I'm so embarrassed for him!"
Then an unwelcome epiphany hits the First Parable: "That's exactly
what other people think about me! And all this time I was under the
delusion that I'm being persecuted!". So overcome with shame was the
First Parable that he threw himself in front of an uncoming freight
train, thus ending his short and unremarkable life.
Mixed metaphors, reification of abstractions, non sequiturs. I like it.
It's a badly written, self referential parable. Awesome! :-)
You know what happened that last time a parable writer like that was
around.
It's my quest to outdo the last parable writer like this....
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1362 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "Walter Bushell" |
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| Title: Re: The Parable of The Two Bad Parables |
16 Jan 2005 11:58:10 PM |
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In article <1gqjblt.cmkuvx11tkg1fN%>,
(John Wilkins) wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****
<eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
[Special thanks to Bobby Bryant. Your subscription of "Hot
Evolutionary Biologists Monthly" is on its way]
Once upon a time there was this parable that was badly conceived and
badly written. Everywhere he went this badly constructed parable tried
to impress upon people the "truth" of his parable. Whenever people
explains to him that he as a parable is poorly constructed and poorly
written, the parable in question goes into this persecution complex
and blames others rather than himself his own shortcoming.
One day an even more poorly constructed and more poorly written
parable made its appearance. Whereupon the First Parable looked at him
and said: "What a poorly written parable! It makes no sense and it's
poorly written! I'm so embarrassed for him!"
Then an unwelcome epiphany hits the First Parable: "That's exactly
what other people think about me! And all this time I was under the
delusion that I'm being persecuted!". So overcome with shame was the
First Parable that he threw himself in front of an uncoming freight
train, thus ending his short and unremarkable life.
Mixed metaphors, reification of abstractions, non sequiturs. I like it.
What is personal identity but a reification of abstractions?
--
Guns don't kill people; automobiles kill people.
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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| Title: Re: The Parable of The Two Bad Parables |
17 Jan 2005 12:43:15 AM |
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On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 13:18:52 +1100, (John
Wilkins) wrote:
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting *****
<eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
[Special thanks to Bobby Bryant. Your subscription of "Hot
Evolutionary Biologists Monthly" is on its way]
Once upon a time there was this parable that was badly conceived and
badly written. Everywhere he went this badly constructed parable tried
to impress upon people the "truth" of his parable. Whenever people
explains to him that he as a parable is poorly constructed and poorly
written, the parable in question goes into this persecution complex
and blames others rather than himself his own shortcoming.
One day an even more poorly constructed and more poorly written
parable made its appearance. Whereupon the First Parable looked at him
and said: "What a poorly written parable! It makes no sense and it's
poorly written! I'm so embarrassed for him!"
Then an unwelcome epiphany hits the First Parable: "That's exactly
what other people think about me! And all this time I was under the
delusion that I'm being persecuted!". So overcome with shame was the
First Parable that he threw himself in front of an uncoming freight
train, thus ending his short and unremarkable life.
Mixed metaphors, reification of abstractions, non sequiturs. I like it.
Thank you, I'll add the "No True Sctoman Parable" fallacy in the next
iteration...
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1362 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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