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"Amen! Hallelujah!" |
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02 Apr 2005 08:28:33 PM |
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THE POPE HAS GONE TO HEAVEN!!! |
Rejoice!! The Angel of Heaven has gone Home!!!
Christ and St. Peter have opened the Door to Him!
This marks the beginning of the end of the world.
As the world is taken over by the gays, abortionists, and evil of all
kinds, the end will come very soon. It will be sudden and unexpected.
At the appointed hour Christ shall return, together with his aide the
Holy Pope. He will take the righteous and the holy, and the rest will
be sent to hell for all eternity.
*On this day, the Lord has acted*
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| User: "Titus McGrolsch" |
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| Title: Re: THE POPE HAS GONE TO HEAVEN!!! |
02 Apr 2005 10:52:28 PM |
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"Amen! Hallelujah!" <amen@hallelujah.amen> wrote in message
news:s9vt41tr6p0tgbd18vfnmluardrqs59d80@127.0.0.1...
Rejoice!! The Angel of Heaven has gone Home!!!
Christ and St. Peter have opened the Door to Him!
This marks the beginning of the end of the world.
As the world is taken over by the gays, abortionists, and evil of all
kinds, the end will come very soon. It will be sudden and unexpected.
At the appointed hour Christ shall return, together with his aide the
Holy Pope. He will take the righteous and the holy, and the rest will
be sent to hell for all eternity.
*On this day, the Lord has acted*
*Sigh*... Why is it that when 'holy' things like this happen, thousands of
xtians decide to spoil alt.atheism?
Do they think we'll suddenly turn to god when we read a post like this?
Preaching should be in church, and nowhere else. I look forward to the day
that this group will be moderated.
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| User: "Mark Sebree" |
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| Title: Re: THE POPE HAS GONE TO HEAVEN!!! |
02 Apr 2005 11:12:16 PM |
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Titus McGrolsch wrote:
"Amen! Hallelujah!" <amen@hallelujah.amen> wrote in message
news:s9vt41tr6p0tgbd18vfnmluardrqs59d80@127.0.0.1...
Rejoice!! The Angel of Heaven has gone Home!!!
Christ and St. Peter have opened the Door to Him!
This marks the beginning of the end of the world.
As the world is taken over by the gays, abortionists, and evil of
all
kinds, the end will come very soon. It will be sudden and
unexpected.
At the appointed hour Christ shall return, together with his aide
the
Holy Pope. He will take the righteous and the holy, and the rest
will
be sent to hell for all eternity.
*On this day, the Lord has acted*
*Sigh*... Why is it that when 'holy' things like this happen,
thousands of
xtians decide to spoil alt.atheism?
Do they think we'll suddenly turn to god when we read a post like
this?
Preaching should be in church, and nowhere else. I look forward to
the day
that this group will be moderated.
The trouble is, moderating that group will take away so much of your
fun making fools of the overly and obnoxiously religious.
Mark Sebree
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| User: "Clayton Bush City Limits" |
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| Title: Re: THE POPE HAS GONE TO HEAVEN!!! |
02 Apr 2005 10:49:48 PM |
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"Amen! Hallelujah!" <amen@hallelujah.amen> wrote in message
news:s9vt41tr6p0tgbd18vfnmluardrqs59d80@127.0.0.1...
Rejoice!! The Angel of Heaven has gone Home!!!
Christ and St. Peter have opened the Door to Him!
This marks the beginning of the end of the world.
As the world is taken over by the gays, abortionists, and evil of all
kinds, the end will come very soon. It will be sudden and unexpected.
At the appointed hour Christ shall return, together with his aide the
Holy Pope. He will take the righteous and the holy, and the rest will
be sent to hell for all eternity.
*On this day, the Lord has acted*
*burp*
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| User: "Johnny" |
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| Title: Re: THE POPE HAS GONE TO HEAVEN!!! |
03 Apr 2005 04:17:28 AM |
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"Amen! Hallelujah!" <amen@hallelujah.amen> wrote in message
news:s9vt41tr6p0tgbd18vfnmluardrqs59d80@127.0.0.1...
Rejoice!! The Angel of Heaven has gone Home!!!
Christ and St. Peter have opened the Door to Him!
This marks the beginning of the end of the world.
As the world is taken over by the gays, abortionists, and evil of all
kinds,
Who is permitting such to occur?
It is not the world that is permitting such to occur.
It is evil, unjust, deceived men who are permitting such to occur.
the end will come very soon.
We wish , huh?
It will be sudden and unexpected.
At the appointed hour Christ shall return, together with his aide the
Holy Pope. He will take the righteous and the holy, and the rest will
be sent to hell for all eternity.
What about those who wish to do as God commanded upon this planet?
Will they be on the new earth?
*On this day, the Lord has acted*
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| User: "David Bennetts" |
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| Title: Re: THE POPE HAS GONE TO HEAVEN!!! |
02 Apr 2005 10:58:30 PM |
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"Amen! Hallelujah!" <amen@hallelujah.amen> wrote in message
news:s9vt41tr6p0tgbd18vfnmluardrqs59d80@127.0.0.1...
Rejoice!! The Angel of Heaven has gone Home!!!
Christ and St. Peter have opened the Door to Him!
This marks the beginning of the end of the world.
As the world is taken over by the gays, abortionists, and evil of all
kinds, the end will come very soon. It will be sudden and unexpected.
At the appointed hour Christ shall return, together with his aide the
Holy Pope. He will take the righteous and the holy, and the rest will
be sent to hell for all eternity.
*On this day, the Lord has acted*
Why post this drivel to rec.travel.air? Because the subject is heaven,
because you're an airhead or both?
The end of the world didn't come about when the previous popes carked it, so
why should it now?
Perhaps the Bible does mention the return of Christ, but can't see where his
aide the "Holy Pope" gets a mention.
Which one do you get, just the last one or a whole procession of them
reincarnated, the late Dave Allen included?
David Bennetts
Australia
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| User: "Steve O" |
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| Title: Re: THE POPE HAS GONE TO HEAVEN!!! |
02 Apr 2005 08:33:42 PM |
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"Amen! Hallelujah!" <amen@hallelujah.amen> wrote in message
news:s9vt41tr6p0tgbd18vfnmluardrqs59d80@127.0.0.1...
Rejoice!! The Angel of Heaven has gone Home!!!
Christ and St. Peter have opened the Door to Him!
This marks the beginning of the end of the world.
Oh no!
Not again!
I still haven't got over the last time it ended.
As the world is taken over by the gays, abortionists, and evil of all
kinds, the end will come very soon. It will be sudden and unexpected.
At the appointed hour Christ shall return, together with his aide the
Holy Pope. He will take the righteous and the holy, and the rest will
be sent to hell for all eternity.
*On this day, the Lord has acted*
Do you think it's a good time for me to cancel the milk?
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| User: "Billy_J" |
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| Title: ***** the pope |
02 Apr 2005 08:27:23 PM |
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***** the pope.
"Steve O" <stoboyle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3b8dt5F6iifblU1@individual.net...
"Amen! Hallelujah!" <amen@hallelujah.amen> wrote in message
news:s9vt41tr6p0tgbd18vfnmluardrqs59d80@127.0.0.1...
Rejoice!! The Angel of Heaven has gone Home!!!
Christ and St. Peter have opened the Door to Him!
This marks the beginning of the end of the world.
Oh no!
Not again!
I still haven't got over the last time it ended.
As the world is taken over by the gays, abortionists, and evil of all
kinds, the end will come very soon. It will be sudden and unexpected.
At the appointed hour Christ shall return, together with his aide the
Holy Pope. He will take the righteous and the holy, and the rest will
be sent to hell for all eternity.
*On this day, the Lord has acted*
Do you think it's a good time for me to cancel the milk?
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| User: "Clayton Bush City Limits" |
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| Title: Re: ***** the pope |
02 Apr 2005 11:15:40 PM |
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"Billy_J" <normal_person@crazy.world.com> wrote in message
news:LeD3e.2055$gH1.1034@fe1.columbus.rr.com...
***** the pope.
Well it would be nice for it to happen to him at least once!
Funny to think how a man who had never had an orgasm spent most of his life
telling other people what to do with theirs!
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| User: "Dave Lister" |
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| Title: Re: ***** the pope |
03 Apr 2005 01:18:46 AM |
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"Clayton Bush City Limits" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in
news:424f2683$0$5398$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
"Billy_J" <normal_person@crazy.world.com> wrote in message
news:LeD3e.2055$gH1.1034@fe1.columbus.rr.com...
***** the pope.
Well it would be nice for it to happen to him at least once!
Funny to think how a man who had never had an orgasm spent most of his
life telling other people what to do with theirs!
How do you know he never had an orgasm? I would be shocked if he didn't.
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DWA should be a felony.
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| User: "Anzov" |
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02 Apr 2005 11:19:39 PM |
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"Billy_J" <normal_person@crazy.world.com> wrote in message
news:LeD3e.2055$gH1.1034@fe1.columbus.rr.com...
<< ***** the pope.>>
Ho, ho, ho.
You're about as funny as a dose of clap. Grow up
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| User: "Chris H" |
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03 Apr 2005 12:40:08 AM |
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Anzov wrote:
"Billy_J" <normal_person@crazy.world.com> wrote in message
news:LeD3e.2055$gH1.1034@fe1.columbus.rr.com...
<< ***** the pope.>>
Ho, ho, ho.
You're about as funny as a dose of clap. Grow up
Which, of course, is far more widespread thanks to a totally irrational
ban on contraception (barrier contraception in particular) - what a nice
caring human being he was
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| User: "Barbi Satin" |
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02 Apr 2005 09:14:16 PM |
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"Billy_J" <normal_person@crazy.world.com> wrote in message
news:LeD3e.2055$gH1.1034@fe1.columbus.rr.com...
***** the pope.
Please, some respect.
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| User: "Osprey" |
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02 Apr 2005 11:14:24 PM |
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"Barbi Satin" <jk2112@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:tNCdnRx51peVltLfRVn-2w@comcast.com...
"Billy_J" <normal_person@crazy.world.com> wrote in message
news:LeD3e.2055$gH1.1034@fe1.columbus.rr.com...
***** the pope.
Please, some respect.
They don't know what that means, yet holler when they don't get any respect.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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03 Apr 2005 03:06:21 AM |
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On 02 Apr 2005, Osprey dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
"Barbi Satin" <jk2112@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:tNCdnRx51peVltLfRVn-2w@comcast.com...
"Billy_J" <normal_person@crazy.world.com> wrote in message
news:LeD3e.2055$gH1.1034@fe1.columbus.rr.com...
***** the pope.
Please, some respect.
They don't know what that means, yet holler when they don't get any
respect.
Pot, kettle, black. Some of us are upset with all the death in the news
lately. I realize it's a central focal point of your religion, but we
atheists prefer to focus on life.
Then there are others in our ilk that are trolling you. Looks like you
jumped right in.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "osprey" |
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03 Apr 2005 05:14:51 AM |
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Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 02 Apr 2005, Osprey dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
"Barbi Satin" <jk2112@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:tNCdnRx51peVltLfRVn-2w@comcast.com...
"Billy_J" <normal_person@crazy.world.com> wrote in message
news:LeD3e.2055$gH1.1034@fe1.columbus.rr.com...
***** the pope.
Please, some respect.
They don't know what that means, yet holler when they don't get any
respect.
Pot, kettle, black. Some of us are upset with all the death in the
news
lately. I realize it's a central focal point of your religion, but
we
atheists prefer to focus on life.
My religion? Not hardly, I am not catholic; however, I respect the man
for the contributions he made.
Then there are others in our ilk that are trolling you. Looks like
you
jumped right in.
Says the one who assumed, and assumed incorrectly
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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03 Apr 2005 05:26:50 AM |
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On 02 Apr 2005, osprey dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
My religion? Not hardly, I am not catholic; however, I respect the man
for the contributions he made.
Interesting, considering the fact that he was almost directly responsible
for the spread of AIDS for the last two decades. Also the fact that he did
his best to cover up the sexual activity of his celebate priests, which was
not exactly acceptable, even in a biblical sense. Contributions? I
sometimes wonder if the Pope wasn't in on the joke.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "JTEM" |
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03 Apr 2005 05:47:24 AM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote
Interesting, considering the fact that he was almost
directly responsible for the spread of AIDS for the
last two decades.
We live on Earth. You should come visit us sometime.
But, please, take your meds first.
Seriously.
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| User: "Masked Avenger" |
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03 Apr 2005 12:56:13 PM |
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JTEM wrote:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote
Interesting, considering the fact that he was almost
directly responsible for the spread of AIDS for the
last two decades.
We live on Earth. You should come visit us sometime.
But, please, take your meds first.
Seriously.
try reading the news papers ..... The Catholic Church, under the direct
supervision of JP2, has been attempting to ban condoms ( and succeeding
in some cases ) in all the places it has influence, Africa being a prime
example. This act has contributed immensely to the spread of HIV .......
--
Masked Avenger
aa#2224
EAC Chief Technician in charge of remotely rigging Fundie 'Spell
Checkers' so they all look like hick home schooled yokels
Does Schroedinger's cat have 18 half lives ?
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| User: "JTEM" |
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04 Apr 2005 10:45:25 AM |
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"Masked Avenger" <cootey59_remove@yahoo.com> wrote
try reading the news papers .....
Thank you. That was most helpful. If I ever leave Earth
for your planet I'll be sure to read one of your newspapers.
I'll make it one of the first things I do.
The Catholic Church,
For some 20 years now I've been listening to people
saying it was all Ronald Reagan.
Now why don't you switch clears & claim that it was,
without missing a beat. I love how you whack jobs
can do that.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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03 Apr 2005 03:18:01 PM |
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On 02 Apr 2005, JTEM dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote
Interesting, considering the fact that he was almost
directly responsible for the spread of AIDS for the
last two decades.
We live on Earth. You should come visit us sometime.
But, please, take your meds first.
Seriously.
Sorry, I'm not interested in your sheltered version of reality.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "JTEM" |
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04 Apr 2005 10:46:09 AM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote
Sorry, I'm not interested in your sheltered version of reality.
So it's true, and you don't have sense enough to come in
from the rain...
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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04 Apr 2005 03:14:46 PM |
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On 04 Apr 2005, JTEM dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote
Sorry, I'm not interested in your sheltered version of reality.
So it's true, and you don't have sense enough to come in
from the rain...
It's only water...
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "JTEM" |
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04 Apr 2005 09:15:43 PM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote
It's only water...
In your case, "On the brain."
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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04 Apr 2005 09:21:58 PM |
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On 04 Apr 2005, JTEM dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote
It's only water...
In your case, "On the brain."
Why the ad-hom attacks? If you don't agree that the Pope was almost
directly responsible for the spread of AIDS for the last two decades, post
your argument against it. Attack the message, not the messenger.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "JTEM" |
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05 Apr 2005 07:04:47 AM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote
Why the ad-hom attacks?
What, wasn't that the point? Or are you now saying that
the nonsense you've been spewing is so low, so mindless
that it isn't up to the standards of ad hominem, there for
you can't be accused of doing it?
Now, if you don't agree with reality, feel free not to post
to any usenet groups that I read, and I won't respond to
your claptrap.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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08 Apr 2005 05:08:41 AM |
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On 05 Apr 2005, JTEM dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote
Why the ad-hom attacks?
What, wasn't that the point?
It seems you have snipped it. Which means to me you have no intention of
addressing it. I'll have to assume you are beaten.
Or are you now saying that
the nonsense you've been spewing is so low, so mindless
that it isn't up to the standards of ad hominem, there for
you can't be accused of doing it?
Now, if you don't agree with reality, feel free not to post
to any usenet groups that I read, and I won't respond to
your claptrap.
You're easy.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "JTEM" |
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08 Apr 2005 06:04:00 AM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote
It seems you have snipped it.
You're having penis issues, huh?
Well allow me to comfort you: I have no intentions of
snipping off your penis.
There. Better now? No more 'Penis Panic'?
I'll have to assume you are beaten.
Wow! Talk about pathetic... SHEESH!
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| User: "Bonnie Bitch 123sesame.str" |
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05 Apr 2005 04:58:09 AM |
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On Mon, 04 Apr 2005 16:21:58 -0500, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
On 04 Apr 2005, JTEM dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote
It's only water...
In your case, "On the brain."
Why the ad-hom attacks?
It's how little Johnny, posting as JTEM, operates.
If you dare to disagree with His Hoityness, you're automatically
evil/bad/malicious/Republican.
Oh, and the little douchebag likes to snip posts without marking, so
that he can make a smart ***** comment that (he imagines) makes him look
superior.
Just FYI, from personal experience.
Ein Prosit der GemŸtlichkeit --
Bonnie *****
PS to John -- you're a permanent resident of my killfile. Your
response is rendered pro-actively impotent, much like your useless
*****.
Love, BB
If you don't agree that the Pope was almost
directly responsible for the spread of AIDS for the last two decades, post
your argument against it. Attack the message, not the messenger.
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| User: "JTEM" |
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05 Apr 2005 07:09:54 AM |
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"Bonnie *****" <123sesame.str> wrote
It's how little Johnny, posting as JTEM, operates.
"JTEM" are my initials. So is your name really "Bonnie
*****," or are you every bit the loser as you imply?
If you dare to disagree with His Hoityness, you're automatically
evil/bad/malicious/Republican.
And what personality where you posting under the last
time we disagreed?
To tell.
It should be quite interesting if people were allowed to
actually investigate your victim status for themselves, on
the google archive.
You know, it would be better than you demanding that
people accept your word as the holy truth... as you are
presently doing.
But I guess you've got no choice.
Oh, and the little douchebag likes to snip posts without marking,
Well, ***** lips, it's generally a good idea to only quote
what you're responding to.
If that offends you, if you honestly don't know what you've
said, maybe usenet isn't your cup of tea.
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| User: "Tukla Ratte" |
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05 Apr 2005 07:29:14 PM |
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Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> writes:
On 04 Apr 2005, JTEM dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote
It's only water...
In your case, "On the brain."
Why the ad-hom attacks? If you don't agree that the Pope was almost
directly responsible for the spread of AIDS for the last two decades, post
your argument against it. Attack the message, not the messenger.
That doesn't work too well when the message is an amply documented fact.
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
aa1347, Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism
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