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"Enkidu" |
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06 Jul 2004 11:48:22 AM |
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The president of the United States |
"The president of the United States has to actually be able to walk and
chew gum at the same time, has to be able to do two things at the same
time."
- John Edwards
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Enkidu - AA# 2165
EAC Plant Psychologist
"Today, the theory of evolution is an accepted fact for
everyone but a fundamentalist minority, whose objections
are based not on reasoning but on doctrinaire adherence
to religious principles"
James D. Watson
http://www.nobel.se/medicine/laureates/1962/watson-bio.html
"The Astonishing Hypothesis is that `You,' your joys and
your sorrows, your memories and your ambitions, your
sense of personal identity and free will, are in fact no
more than the behavior of a vast assembly of nerve cells
and their associated molecules."
Francis Crick
http://www.nobel.se/medicine/laureates/1962/crick-bio.html
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: The president of the United States |
06 Jul 2004 09:58:22 PM |
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"Enkidu" <enkidu@leaddogs.org> wrote in message
news:MPG.1b5477b3a22a1ab19898ce@news.west.cox.net...
"The president of the United States has to actually be able to walk and
chew gum at the same time, has to be able to do two things at the same
time."
Not a glowing endorsement of the office, but an improvement over the current
occupant.
"You must be this smart to get on ride."
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Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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| Title: Re: The president of the United States |
06 Jul 2004 08:30:35 PM |
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On Tue, 6 Jul 2004 09:48:22 -0700 the ET form known as
Enkidu<enkidu@leaddogs.org> sent a radio signal across the vast
expanse of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
"The president of the United States has to actually be able to walk and
chew gum at the same time, has to be able to do two things at the same
time."
- John Edwards
And the VP? Curse and chew gum at the same time? Did not LBJ say
something similar to the above?
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epicurus1*at*optusnet*dot*com*dot*au
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever
conceived." - Isaac Asimov
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: The president of the United States |
06 Jul 2004 01:13:55 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Enkidu:
"The president of the United States has to actually be able to walk and
chew gum at the same time, has to be able to do two things at the same
time."
- John Edwards
Chew gum and pray is not on the list.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
______________
It's my funeral and I'll fry if I want to...
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: The president of the United States |
06 Jul 2004 05:09:51 PM |
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On Tue, 06 Jul 2004 13:13:55 -0500, (Vic Sagerquist) wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Enkidu:
"The president of the United States has to actually be able to walk and
chew gum at the same time, has to be able to do two things at the same
time."
- John Edwards
Chew gum and pray is not on the list.
That leaves botox out.
duke
*****
I have much more to tell you, but you cannot bear
it now. When he comes, the Holy Spirit will declare
to you the things that are coming. John 16:12-15.
*****
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: The president of the United States |
06 Jul 2004 07:35:43 PM |
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On Tue, 06 Jul 2004 13:13:55 -0500, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Enkidu:
"The president of the United States has to actually be able to walk and
chew gum at the same time, has to be able to do two things at the same
time."
- John Edwards
Chew gum and pray is not on the list.
Just don't ask it to chew pretzels. However, it does have bray and bear
false witness down cold.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: The president of the United States |
06 Jul 2004 09:13:23 PM |
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"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote in
news:pan.2004.07.07.00.35.43.96952@localhost.localdomain:
On Tue, 06 Jul 2004 13:13:55 -0500, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Enkidu:
"The president of the United States has to actually be able to walk and
chew gum at the same time, has to be able to do two things at the same
time."
- John Edwards
Chew gum and pray is not on the list.
Just don't ask it to chew pretzels. However, it does have bray and bear
false witness down cold.
Or chew pretzels and ride mountain bikes--though apparently Chimp got back
on that bike over the weekend. This was important enough to make the second
page of the main section of the local paper this morning.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"It is interesting to note that the death
penalty for individuals is less controversial
than the mere suggestion that a few corporations
may have forfeited their right to exist. How many
people does a company have to harm before we question
if it ought to exist?"
-- Paul Hawken
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: The president of the United States |
06 Jul 2004 09:44:16 PM |
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In article <Xns951ED88F256BFaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com says...
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote in
news:pan.2004.07.07.00.35.43.96952@localhost.localdomain:
On Tue, 06 Jul 2004 13:13:55 -0500, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Enkidu:
"The president of the United States has to actually be able to walk and
chew gum at the same time, has to be able to do two things at the same
time."
- John Edwards
Chew gum and pray is not on the list.
Just don't ask it to chew pretzels. However, it does have bray and bear
false witness down cold.
Or chew pretzels and ride mountain bikes--though apparently Chimp got back
on that bike over the weekend. This was important enough to make the second
page of the main section of the local paper this morning.
When the only good thing you can say about the president is that he can
ride a bike, it's time for a new president.
--
Enkidu - AA# 2165
EAC Plant Psychologist
"Today, the theory of evolution is an accepted fact for
everyone but a fundamentalist minority, whose objections
are based not on reasoning but on doctrinaire adherence
to religious principles"
James D. Watson
http://www.nobel.se/medicine/laureates/1962/watson-bio.html
"The Astonishing Hypothesis is that `You,' your joys and
your sorrows, your memories and your ambitions, your
sense of personal identity and free will, are in fact no
more than the behavior of a vast assembly of nerve cells
and their associated molecules."
Francis Crick
http://www.nobel.se/medicine/laureates/1962/crick-bio.html
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: The president of the United States |
07 Jul 2004 05:05:41 PM |
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On Tue, 06 Jul 2004 19:44:16 -0700, Enkidu wrote:
In article <Xns951ED88F256BFaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com says...
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote in
news:pan.2004.07.07.00.35.43.96952@localhost.localdomain:
On Tue, 06 Jul 2004 13:13:55 -0500, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Enkidu:
"The president of the United States has to actually be able to walk and
chew gum at the same time, has to be able to do two things at the same
time."
- John Edwards
Chew gum and pray is not on the list.
Just don't ask it to chew pretzels. However, it does have bray and bear
false witness down cold.
Or chew pretzels and ride mountain bikes--though apparently Chimp got back
on that bike over the weekend. This was important enough to make the second
page of the main section of the local paper this morning.
When the only good thing you can say about the president is that he can
ride a bike, it's time for a new president.
Yabbutttt...(abbot and costello) he fell off the segway, the
bike, the wagon, and just about everything else.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: The president of the United States |
07 Jul 2004 05:02:51 PM |
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On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 02:13:23 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote in
news:pan.2004.07.07.00.35.43.96952@localhost.localdomain:
On Tue, 06 Jul 2004 13:13:55 -0500, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Enkidu:
"The president of the United States has to actually be able to walk and
chew gum at the same time, has to be able to do two things at the same
time."
- John Edwards
Chew gum and pray is not on the list.
Just don't ask it to chew pretzels. However, it does have bray and bear
false witness down cold.
Or chew pretzels and ride mountain bikes--though apparently Chimp got back
on that bike over the weekend. This was important enough to make the second
page of the main section of the local paper this morning.
Sounds like it's time for a letter to the editor "Why should
I give a ***** about an (un)trained chimp trying to ride a
bicycle?"
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: The president of the United States |
08 Jul 2004 03:59:17 PM |
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"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote in
news:pan.2004.07.07.22.02.48.784177@localhost.localdomain:
On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 02:13:23 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote:
Or chew pretzels and ride mountain bikes--though apparently Chimp got
back on that bike over the weekend. This was important enough to make
the second page of the main section of the local paper this morning.
Sounds like it's time for a letter to the editor "Why should
I give a ***** about an (un)trained chimp trying to ride a
bicycle?"
Nah. I'm thinking of sending this: "The world is his ashtray. Let's help
little George stop smoking this November."
Welcome back, BTW.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"It is interesting to note that the death
penalty for individuals is less controversial
than the mere suggestion that a few corporations
may have forfeited their right to exist. How many
people does a company have to harm before we question
if it ought to exist?"
-- Paul Hawken
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: The president of the United States |
10 Jul 2004 04:34:17 PM |
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On Thu, 08 Jul 2004 20:59:17 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote in
news:pan.2004.07.07.22.02.48.784177@localhost.localdomain:
On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 02:13:23 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote:
Or chew pretzels and ride mountain bikes--though apparently Chimp got
back on that bike over the weekend. This was important enough to make
the second page of the main section of the local paper this morning.
Sounds like it's time for a letter to the editor "Why should
I give a ***** about an (un)trained chimp trying to ride a
bicycle?"
Nah. I'm thinking of sending this: "The world is his ashtray. Let's help
little George stop smoking this November."
I *like* it! :)
Welcome back, BTW.
Thank yea, kindly.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: The president of the United States |
06 Jul 2004 10:42:42 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Doc Smartass:
Just don't ask it to chew pretzels. However, it does have bray and
bear false witness down cold.
Or chew pretzels and ride mountain bikes--though apparently Chimp got
back on that bike over the weekend. This was important enough to make
the second page of the main section of the local paper this morning.
Bikes are easy for kids too. Just don't ask about the Presidental Segway.
http://i.abcnews.com/sections/us/Politics/bushsegway030613.html
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that
intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree?
Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're going to be
as smart as God. We can't have that."
[Frank Zappa]
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| User: "Desdinova" |
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| Title: Re: The president of the United States |
06 Jul 2004 11:25:10 PM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns951ED2E28780vicman@204.127.204.17...
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Doc Smartass:
Just don't ask it to chew pretzels. However, it does have bray and
bear false witness down cold.
Or chew pretzels and ride mountain bikes--though apparently Chimp got
back on that bike over the weekend. This was important enough to make
the second page of the main section of the local paper this morning.
Bikes are easy for kids too. Just don't ask about the Presidental Segway.
http://i.abcnews.com/sections/us/Politics/bushsegway030613.html
Do you think he had it shot for treason. Maybe he'll get the Pope perform an
exorcism on it?
--
Desdinova aa #2182
EAC Director of Separation of Church and Brain
"Christianity has such a contemptible opinion of human
nature that it does not believe a man can tell the truth
unless frightened by a belief in God. No lower opinion
of the human race has ever been expressed."
-- Robert Green Ingersoll
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: The president of the United States |
07 Jul 2004 05:04:32 PM |
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On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 04:25:10 +0000, Desdinova wrote:
"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns951ED2E28780vicman@204.127.204.17...
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Doc Smartass:
Just don't ask it to chew pretzels. However, it does have bray and
bear false witness down cold.
Or chew pretzels and ride mountain bikes--though apparently Chimp got
back on that bike over the weekend. This was important enough to make
the second page of the main section of the local paper this morning.
Bikes are easy for kids too. Just don't ask about the Presidental Segway.
http://i.abcnews.com/sections/us/Politics/bushsegway030613.html
Do you think he had it shot for treason. Maybe he'll get the Pope perform an
exorcism on it?
Nah, he had it imprisoned for 'assault and battery'....
/flee
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