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05 Nov 2004 01:43:45 AM |
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The Red -Blue State Solution |
My apologies if this has been posted somewhere else.
Steps:
1) Blue states secede.
2) They get annexed by Canada
Map:
http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/04/11/con04485.html
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John Hachmann aa #1782
Vive le Resistance!
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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| Title: Re: The Red -Blue State Solution |
05 Nov 2004 07:26:42 PM |
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On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 23:43:45 -0800 the ET form known as
johac<jhachm@ixpres.com> sent a radio signal across the vast expanse
of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
My apologies if this has been posted somewhere else.
Steps:
1) Blue states secede.
2) They get annexed by Canada
Map:
http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/04/11/con04485.html
LOL. The map shows that the "South" has grown since 1865.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: The Red -Blue State Solution |
05 Nov 2004 04:35:53 AM |
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On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 23:43:45 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
My apologies if this has been posted somewhere else.
Steps:
1) Blue states secede.
2) They get annexed by Canada
3. and pledge allegiance to the Queen.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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| Title: Re: The Red -Blue State Solution |
05 Nov 2004 07:21:49 PM |
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On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 04:35:53 -0600 the ET form known as
duke<duckgumbo32@cox.net> sent a radio signal across the vast expanse
of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 23:43:45 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
My apologies if this has been posted somewhere else.
Steps:
1) Blue states secede.
2) They get annexed by Canada
3. and pledge allegiance to the Queen.
Monarchy may not be ideal but the queen really does exist unlike the
god you swear allegiance to.
--
epicurus1*at*optusnet*dot*com*dot*au
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever
conceived." - Isaac Asimov
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: The Red -Blue State Solution |
06 Nov 2004 07:11:59 AM |
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On Sat, 6 Nov 2004 11:51:49 +1030, Meteorite Debris <abuse@yahoo.com> wrote:
Monarchy may not be ideal but the queen really does exist unlike the
god you swear allegiance to.
The queen swears allegiance to him also.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: The Red -Blue State Solution |
08 Nov 2004 12:26:54 AM |
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On Sat, 06 Nov 2004 07:11:59 -0600 in alt.atheism, duke (duke
<duckgumbo32@cox.net>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
On Sat, 6 Nov 2004 11:51:49 +1030, Meteorite Debris <abuse@yahoo.com> wrote:
Monarchy may not be ideal but the queen really does exist unlike the
god you swear allegiance to.
The queen swears allegiance to him also.
She does? When?
Mind you, reminds me of that wonderful bit in "A man for all seasons"
where it's said:
Thomas More: "We must pray for guidance".
Henry VIII: "I pray daily on the matter".
TM: "We must hope God hears".
Henry: <bristle> "I am the King of England. When *I* pray, God
listens".
Excellent.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: The Red -Blue State Solution |
09 Nov 2004 05:33:36 AM |
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On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 06:26:54 +0000, Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
The queen swears allegiance to him also.
She does? When?
When she goes to church. It's a dead giveaway.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: The Red -Blue State Solution |
09 Nov 2004 05:47:51 AM |
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On Tue, 09 Nov 2004 05:33:36 -0600 in alt.atheism, duke (duke
<duckgumbo32@cox.net>) said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 06:26:54 +0000, Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
The queen swears allegiance to him also.
She does? When?
When she goes to church. It's a dead giveaway.
Heh. Nice try.
In point of fact she is the head of the Church in England, and you
might want to take a look at the actual text of the oath she swore on
becoming Queen.
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"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: The Red -Blue State Solution |
09 Nov 2004 07:54:49 PM |
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On Tue, 09 Nov 2004 11:47:51 +0000, Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 06:26:54 +0000, Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
The queen swears allegiance to him also.
She does? When?
When she goes to church. It's a dead giveaway.
Heh. Nice try.
In point of fact she is the head of the Church in England, and you
might want to take a look at the actual text of the oath she swore on
becoming Queen.
She is head of the church answering to God.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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| User: "maff" |
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| Title: Re: The Red -Blue State Solution |
10 Nov 2004 03:43:54 AM |
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duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message news:<56t2p0l2dccr51qt8p1qlhr47u73u99ns1@4ax.com>...
On Tue, 09 Nov 2004 11:47:51 +0000, Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 06:26:54 +0000, Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
The queen swears allegiance to him also.
She does? When?
When she goes to church. It's a dead giveaway.
Heh. Nice try.
In point of fact she is the head of the Church in England, and you
might want to take a look at the actual text of the oath she swore on
becoming Queen.
She is head of the church answering to God.
Which God, Confederate Christian fascist scum?
Constitution of the Confederate States of America
http://americancivilwar.com/documents/confederate_constitution.html
March 11,1861
We, the people of the Confederate States, each State acting in its
sovereign and independent character, in order to form a permanent
federal government, establish justice, insure domestic tranquillity,
and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our
posterity~invoking the favor and guidance of Almighty God~do ordain
and establish this Constitution for the Confederate States of America.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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| Title: Re: The Red -Blue State Solution |
07 Nov 2004 10:12:10 PM |
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On Sat, 06 Nov 2004 07:11:59 -0600 the ET form known as
duke<duckgumbo32@cox.net> sent a radio signal across the vast expanse
of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
On Sat, 6 Nov 2004 11:51:49 +1030, Meteorite Debris <abuse@yahoo.com> wrote:
Monarchy may not be ideal but the queen really does exist unlike the
god you swear allegiance to.
The queen swears allegiance to him also.
So what. The god channeler exist even if the god does not.
--
epicurus1*at*optusnet*dot*com*dot*au
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever
conceived." - Isaac Asimov
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| User: "Rune Børsjø" |
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| Title: Re: The Red -Blue State Solution |
05 Nov 2004 06:49:05 PM |
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On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 04:35:53 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
3. and pledge allegiance to the Queen.
Small price to pay in order to get away from Mulla Bush.
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: The Red -Blue State Solution |
06 Nov 2004 02:25:32 AM |
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In article <9r7oo0pc8ecvjglh12da12h4lsu7in5u68@4ax.com>,
Rune B?rsj? <buggeroffm@te.com> wrote:
On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 04:35:53 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
3. and pledge allegiance to the Queen.
Small price to pay in order to get away from Mulla Bush.
And to my knowledge, Canada hasn't started any wars lately.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
We lost a battle. The war goes on.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: The Red -Blue State Solution |
06 Nov 2004 07:11:09 AM |
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On Sat, 06 Nov 2004 01:49:05 +0100, Rune Børsjø <buggeroffm@te.com> wrote:
On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 04:35:53 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
3. and pledge allegiance to the Queen.
Small price to pay in order to get away from Mulla Bush.
Please pack quickly.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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| User: "JPG" |
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| Title: Re: The Red -Blue State Solution |
05 Nov 2004 09:08:18 AM |
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On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 04:35:53 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 23:43:45 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
My apologies if this has been posted somewhere else.
Steps:
1) Blue states secede.
2) They get annexed by Canada
3. and pledge allegiance to the Queen.
We'll have them back along with the tea they owe us :)
JPG
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: The Red -Blue State Solution |
06 Nov 2004 02:22:15 AM |
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In article <bo5no05r8om9sgb65rn64geefaqqjqjga7@4ax.com>,
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote:
On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 04:35:53 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 23:43:45 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
My apologies if this has been posted somewhere else.
Steps:
1) Blue states secede.
2) They get annexed by Canada
3. and pledge allegiance to the Queen.
We'll have them back along with the tea they owe us :)
If you'll take us back, we'll gladly pay for it!
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
We lost a battle. The war goes on.
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