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"Yang, What About Overrated White Athletes Like Jeremy Shockey?" |
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06 Nov 2003 08:52:11 PM |
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The Second Non-Annual YJK Impersonation Contest! |
For those of you who weren't here the first time, here's a old YJK
gem:
"Nomally, inside anal hole area suppose to be sterilized condition.
Don't put in the germs. "
-YJK, 8/27/1999 on alt.atheism
So in the spirit of the utterly moronic and incomprehensible quotes
YJK bestows us with ("If you don't show up at a party, people will
assume you're fat." WTF?!), I shall annouce the second non-annual YJK
Impersonation Contest(tm). Points will be awarded on the following
criterion:
1) Incomprehensibility. The more incoherent your YJK fakes quotes are,
the closer you are to the real thing.
2) Sheer stupidity with regards to selling Christianity. If the Bible
had parables as silly as YJK's, we'd still be worshipping Baal.
I shall go first:
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
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Yang
a.a. #28
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Socerey Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: -525 billion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: -3 million jobs and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -383 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: The Second Non-Annual YJK Impersonation Contest! |
07 Nov 2003 04:15:13 AM |
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On Fri, 07 Nov 2003 02:52:11 GMT in alt.atheism, Yang, What About
Overrated White Athletes Like Jeremy Shockey? (eacmole@SPAMmail.com
(Yang, What About Overrated White Athletes Like Jeremy Shockey?))
said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
<?> said:
As there are no black swans there is no God.
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"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion?
See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD.
all posts to this email address are automatically deleted without being read.
** atheist poster child #1 ** #442.
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| User: "Alan Hobson" |
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| Title: Re: The Second Non-Annual YJK Impersonation Contest! |
07 Nov 2003 08:12:56 AM |
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<?>---Wrote:
If you have no nose, does you farts stink?
-Alan
aa#1608 BAAWA
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| Title: Re: The Second Non-Annual YJK Impersonation Contest! |
07 Nov 2003 08:16:52 AM |
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Alan Hobson wrote:
If you have no nose, does you farts stink?
Do your farts stink, or does my nose smell?
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07 Nov 2003 10:45:08 PM |
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<?>---said:
"Christianity is masochism without orgasm."
aa#2106
Remove Belief to reply
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07 Nov 2003 11:07:51 PM |
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<?>---said:
"Don't wait to see if the mule's blind, just load the wagon.
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07 Nov 2003 08:47:36 AM |
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<?>---said:
"Is not regret worth no life after death?"
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07 Nov 2003 04:21:51 PM |
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<?>---said:
"When watch the dragon jump, be mindful of the wings."
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| User: "SDG&E" |
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| Title: Re: The Second Non-Annual YJK Impersonation Contest! |
07 Nov 2003 11:30:13 AM |
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"Yang, What About Overrated White Athletes Like Jeremy Shockey?"
<eacmole@SPAMmail.com> wrote in message
news:3fab04cb.2126062@news.cox.net...
For those of you who weren't here the first time, here's a old YJK
gem:
"Nomally, inside anal hole area suppose to be sterilized condition.
Don't put in the germs. "
-YJK, 8/27/1999 on alt.atheism
So in the spirit of the utterly moronic and incomprehensible quotes
YJK bestows us with ("If you don't show up at a party, people will
assume you're fat." WTF?!), I shall annouce the second non-annual YJK
Impersonation Contest(tm). Points will be awarded on the following
criterion:
1) Incomprehensibility. The more incoherent your YJK fakes quotes are,
the closer you are to the real thing.
2) Sheer stupidity with regards to selling Christianity. If the Bible
had parables as silly as YJK's, we'd still be worshipping Baal.
I shall go first:
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
<?>---said:
"Accessing port 80 of Christian.fundy.com/common-sense.html results in
error 404, but that's what god wanted anyway so shut the ***** up."
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| User: "Clayton the Decrepit Perverted Old Loser Nobody" |
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| Title: Re: The Second Non-Annual YJK Impersonation Contest! |
07 Nov 2003 03:38:18 AM |
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"Yang, What About Overrated White Athletes Like Jeremy Shockey?"
<eacmole@SPAMmail.com> wrote in message
news:3fab04cb.2126062@news.cox.net...
For those of you who weren't here the first time, here's a old YJK
gem:
"Nomally, inside anal hole area suppose to be sterilized condition.
Don't put in the germs. "
-YJK, 8/27/1999 on alt.atheism
So in the spirit of the utterly moronic and incomprehensible quotes
YJK bestows us with ("If you don't show up at a party, people will
assume you're fat." WTF?!), I shall annouce the second non-annual YJK
Impersonation Contest(tm). Points will be awarded on the following
criterion:
1) Incomprehensibility. The more incoherent your YJK fakes quotes are,
the closer you are to the real thing.
2) Sheer stupidity with regards to selling Christianity. If the Bible
had parables as silly as YJK's, we'd still be worshipping Baal.
I shall go first:
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
"He who wraps himself in the Shroud of Turin will be warmer than he who is
wrapped in his own shroud."
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Yang
a.a. #28
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Socerey Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: -525 billion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: -3 million jobs and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -383 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "Clayton the Decrepit Perverted Old Loser Nobody" |
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| Title: Re: The Second Non-Annual YJK Impersonation Contest! |
07 Nov 2003 01:06:20 AM |
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"Yang, What About Overrated White Athletes Like Jeremy Shockey?"
<eacmole@SPAMmail.com> wrote in message
news:3fab04cb.2126062@news.cox.net...
For those of you who weren't here the first time, here's a old YJK
gem:
"Nomally, inside anal hole area suppose to be sterilized condition.
Don't put in the germs. "
-YJK, 8/27/1999 on alt.atheism
So in the spirit of the utterly moronic and incomprehensible quotes
YJK bestows us with ("If you don't show up at a party, people will
assume you're fat." WTF?!), I shall annouce the second non-annual YJK
Impersonation Contest(tm). Points will be awarded on the following
criterion:
1) Incomprehensibility. The more incoherent your YJK fakes quotes are,
the closer you are to the real thing.
2) Sheer stupidity with regards to selling Christianity. If the Bible
had parables as silly as YJK's, we'd still be worshipping Baal.
I shall go first:
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
"If a bit of consecrated wafer gets caught in your teeth, then every word
you say will have a bit of divine truth in it!"
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Yang
a.a. #28
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Socerey Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: -525 billion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: -3 million jobs and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -383 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: The Second Non-Annual YJK Impersonation Contest! |
07 Nov 2003 03:41:37 AM |
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"Clayton the Decrepit Perverted Old Loser Nobody"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:3fab448c$0$9607$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Yang, What About Overrated White Athletes Like Jeremy Shockey?"
<eacmole@SPAMmail.com> wrote in message
news:3fab04cb.2126062@news.cox.net...
For those of you who weren't here the first time, here's a old YJK
gem:
"Nomally, inside anal hole area suppose to be sterilized condition.
Don't put in the germs. "
-YJK, 8/27/1999 on alt.atheism
So in the spirit of the utterly moronic and incomprehensible quotes
YJK bestows us with ("If you don't show up at a party, people will
assume you're fat." WTF?!), I shall annouce the second non-annual YJK
Impersonation Contest(tm). Points will be awarded on the following
criterion:
1) Incomprehensibility. The more incoherent your YJK fakes quotes are,
the closer you are to the real thing.
2) Sheer stupidity with regards to selling Christianity. If the Bible
had parables as silly as YJK's, we'd still be worshipping Baal.
I shall go first:
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
"If a bit of consecrated wafer gets caught in your teeth, then every word
you say will have a bit of divine truth in it!"
wouldn't it be divine tooth??
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| User: "Clayton the Decrepit Perverted Old Loser Nobody" |
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07 Nov 2003 01:08:56 AM |
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"Yang, What About Overrated White Athletes Like Jeremy Shockey?"
<eacmole@SPAMmail.com> wrote in message
news:3fab04cb.2126062@news.cox.net...
For those of you who weren't here the first time, here's a old YJK
gem:
"Nomally, inside anal hole area suppose to be sterilized condition.
Don't put in the germs. "
-YJK, 8/27/1999 on alt.atheism
So in the spirit of the utterly moronic and incomprehensible quotes
YJK bestows us with ("If you don't show up at a party, people will
assume you're fat." WTF?!), I shall annouce the second non-annual YJK
Impersonation Contest(tm). Points will be awarded on the following
criterion:
1) Incomprehensibility. The more incoherent your YJK fakes quotes are,
the closer you are to the real thing.
2) Sheer stupidity with regards to selling Christianity. If the Bible
had parables as silly as YJK's, we'd still be worshipping Baal.
I shall go first:
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
"If scientists can't explain a rainbow, how can we trust their opinions on
he who created the rainbow in the first place?"*
*based on an actual statement made to me by a Christian
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Yang
a.a. #28
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Socerey Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: -525 billion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: -3 million jobs and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -383 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "John Hattan" |
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| Title: Re: The Second Non-Annual YJK Impersonation Contest! |
06 Nov 2003 09:15:33 PM |
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(Yang, What About Overrated White Athletes Like
Jeremy Shockey?) wrote:
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
<?>---said:
"There are three kinds of people in the world, turtles and lobsters. Do
you consider yourself one?"
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John Hattan Grand High UberPope - First Church of Shatnerology
john@thecodezone.com http://www.shatnerology.com
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| User: "jwk" |
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| Title: Re: The Second Non-Annual YJK Impersonation Contest! |
07 Nov 2003 08:04:12 AM |
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(Yang, What About Overrated White Athletes Like Jeremy Shockey?) wrote in message news:<3fab04cb.2126062@news.cox.net>...
For those of you who weren't here the first time, here's a old YJK
gem:
"Nomally, inside anal hole area suppose to be sterilized condition.
Don't put in the germs. "
-YJK, 8/27/1999 on alt.atheism
So in the spirit of the utterly moronic and incomprehensible quotes
YJK bestows us with ("If you don't show up at a party, people will
assume you're fat." WTF?!), I shall annouce the second non-annual YJK
Impersonation Contest(tm). Points will be awarded on the following
criterion:
1) Incomprehensibility. The more incoherent your YJK fakes quotes are,
the closer you are to the real thing.
2) Sheer stupidity with regards to selling Christianity. If the Bible
had parables as silly as YJK's, we'd still be worshipping Baal.
I shall go first:
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
<?>---said:
"When you drink the blood of Christ you become a little divine.
Don't ***** it away. Hold it in."
jwk
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| User: "Martin Crisp" |
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07 Nov 2003 08:20:30 AM |
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On Sat, 8 Nov 2003 1:04:12 +1100, jwk wrote
(in message <c6f5ba32.0311070604.1d14eb8@posting.google.com>):
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
<?>---said:
"When you drink the blood of Christ you become a little divine.
Don't ***** it away. Hold it in."
I could never understand why, as a child taking catholic communion
(eating the wafer), it was a rule in the catholic church that
comminicants not eat for 1 hour before communion.
[it was, we were told, a 'sin' to eat too close to communion]
Apparently it's OK to bathe the flesh of the saviour in stomach
acids, but it isn't OK to drop him into a curdled chewed mass of
stomach acids, milk, and corn flakes. Bizarre.
Have Fun
Martin
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aa #1792
Almost always SMASHed
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| User: "" |
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07 Nov 2003 11:05:14 PM |
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On Sat, 8 Nov 2003 1:20:30 +1100, Martin Crisp
<Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote:
On Sat, 8 Nov 2003 1:04:12 +1100, jwk wrote
(in message <c6f5ba32.0311070604.1d14eb8@posting.google.com>):
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
<?>---said:
"When you drink the blood of Christ you become a little divine.
Don't ***** it away. Hold it in."
I could never understand why, as a child taking catholic communion
(eating the wafer), it was a rule in the catholic church that
comminicants not eat for 1 hour before communion.
[it was, we were told, a 'sin' to eat too close to communion]
Cramps, you get cramps, sinful "send you to hell" type cramps. Wait,
that was swimming. Well, since the communion was near the end, it was
pretty tough to break that rule. Unless you were sneaking potato chips
near the beginning. Maybe jeebus didn't want anyone nuking a burrito
in the sacristy while we were being informed of his "sacrifice" and
other funny things.
Apparently it's OK to bathe the flesh of the saviour in stomach
acids, but it isn't OK to drop him into a curdled chewed mass of
stomach acids, milk, and corn flakes. Bizarre.
Have Fun
Martin
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| User: "Martin Crisp" |
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| Title: Re: The Second Non-Annual YJK Impersonation Contest! |
08 Nov 2003 12:00:32 AM |
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On Sat, 8 Nov 2003 16:05:14 +1100,
zamboni30000@knowspamatyahoo.com wrote
(in message <ustoqv0jq3pqosngchflratan4u6re66oo@4ax.com>):
On Sat, 8 Nov 2003 1:20:30 +1100, Martin Crisp
<Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote:
On Sat, 8 Nov 2003 1:04:12 +1100, jwk wrote
(in message <c6f5ba32.0311070604.1d14eb8@posting.google.com>):
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
<?>---said:
"When you drink the blood of Christ you become a little divine.
Don't ***** it away. Hold it in."
I could never understand why, as a child taking catholic communion
(eating the wafer), it was a rule in the catholic church that
comminicants not eat for 1 hour before communion.
[it was, we were told, a 'sin' to eat too close to communion]
Cramps, you get cramps, sinful "send you to hell" type cramps. Wait,
that was swimming. Well, since the communion was near the end, it was
Heh.
I learnt the swimming lesson quite well [fortunately where I was
in no real danger].
The timing thing seemed to depend on the priest - how long the
sermon was, which version of the Eucharistic Prayer they preferred
and so on. Our usual parish priest - yeah, almost no chance of
being in the wrong (unless you had a snack immediately before
Mass) - other priests you had almost a half hour before the Mass
which had to be food-free. [Whereas if the archbishop was
delivering the sermon then you could take a packed-lunch and eat
through the first half of the sermon]
pretty tough to break that rule. Unless you were sneaking
potato chips near the beginning. Maybe jeebus didn't want
I certainly wouldn't have objected to others eating crisps in
church, though it might have been distracting to others. ;-)
anyone nuking a burrito in the sacristy while we were being
informed of his "sacrifice" and other funny things.
Yeah, but if that was the concern then they wouldn't have made the
sermons so boring either. :-)
[...]
Have Fun
Martin
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aa #1792
Almost always SMASHed
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| User: "" |
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08 Nov 2003 12:28:23 AM |
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On Sat, 8 Nov 2003 17:00:32 +1100, Martin Crisp
<Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote:
On Sat, 8 Nov 2003 16:05:14 +1100,
zamboni30000@knowspamatyahoo.com wrote
(in message <ustoqv0jq3pqosngchflratan4u6re66oo@4ax.com>):
On Sat, 8 Nov 2003 1:20:30 +1100, Martin Crisp
<Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote:
On Sat, 8 Nov 2003 1:04:12 +1100, jwk wrote
(in message <c6f5ba32.0311070604.1d14eb8@posting.google.com>):
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
<?>---said:
"When you drink the blood of Christ you become a little divine.
Don't ***** it away. Hold it in."
I could never understand why, as a child taking catholic communion
(eating the wafer), it was a rule in the catholic church that
comminicants not eat for 1 hour before communion.
[it was, we were told, a 'sin' to eat too close to communion]
Cramps, you get cramps, sinful "send you to hell" type cramps. Wait,
that was swimming. Well, since the communion was near the end, it was
Heh.
I learnt the swimming lesson quite well [fortunately where I was
in no real danger].
The timing thing seemed to depend on the priest - how long the
sermon was, which version of the Eucharistic Prayer they preferred
and so on. Our usual parish priest - yeah, almost no chance of
being in the wrong (unless you had a snack immediately before
Mass) - other priests you had almost a half hour before the Mass
which had to be food-free. [Whereas if the archbishop was
delivering the sermon then you could take a packed-lunch and eat
through the first half of the sermon]
pretty tough to break that rule. Unless you were sneaking
potato chips near the beginning. Maybe jeebus didn't want
I certainly wouldn't have objected to others eating crisps in
church, though it might have been distracting to others. ;-)
anyone nuking a burrito in the sacristy while we were being
informed of his "sacrifice" and other funny things.
Yeah, but if that was the concern then they wouldn't have made the
sermons so boring either. :-)
"Sorry, Father, all that talk about loaves and fishes really got my
stomach growling. I *am* willing to share my tuna fish sandwich with
you; and the fellow two pews back has some sour cream and onion
crisps! If you can swing a miracle we could feed the congregation
....kinda like Jesus would have!"
[...]
Have Fun
Martin
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07 Nov 2003 06:38:13 AM |
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(Yang, What About Overrated White Athletes Like Jeremy Shockey?) wrote in message news:<3fab04cb.2126062@news.cox.net>...
[----]
So in the spirit of the utterly moronic and incomprehensible quotes
YJK bestows us with ("If you don't show up at a party, people will
assume you're fat." WTF?!), I shall annouce the second non-annual YJK
Impersonation Contest(tm). Points will be awarded on the following
criterion:
1) Incomprehensibility. The more incoherent your YJK fakes quotes are,
the closer you are to the real thing.
2) Sheer stupidity with regards to selling Christianity. If the Bible
had parables as silly as YJK's, we'd still be worshipping Baal.
I shall go first:
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
<?>---said:
"A day without GodŽ is like a day without refrigerator magnets."
Liz #658
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07 Nov 2003 12:49:21 AM |
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In article <3fab04cb.2126062@news.cox.net>,
(Yang, What About Overrated White Athletes Like
Jeremy Shockey?) wrote:
For those of you who weren't here the first time, here's a old YJK
gem:
"Nomally, inside anal hole area suppose to be sterilized condition.
Don't put in the germs. "
-YJK, 8/27/1999 on alt.atheism
So in the spirit of the utterly moronic and incomprehensible quotes
YJK bestows us with ("If you don't show up at a party, people will
assume you're fat." WTF?!), I shall annouce the second non-annual YJK
Impersonation Contest(tm). Points will be awarded on the following
criterion:
1) Incomprehensibility. The more incoherent your YJK fakes quotes are,
the closer you are to the real thing.
2) Sheer stupidity with regards to selling Christianity. If the Bible
had parables as silly as YJK's, we'd still be worshipping Baal.
I shall go first:
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
"Where the light go when you close refrigerator door?"
--
John Hachmann, aa #1782
-Question authority. Now more than ever.-
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07 Nov 2003 01:28:18 AM |
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On Fri, 07 Nov 2003 02:52:11 GMT the ET form known as Yang, What About
Overrated White Athletes Like Jeremy Shockey?<eacmole@SPAMmail.com>
sent a radio signal across the vast expanse of deep space -._.--._.--
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<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
The body of Christ is cannibalised that we will not be cannibals. The
blood is drunk that we not be drunk. He rose from dead that we will be
be dead drunk.
--
To reply remove *THE_ANTI-SPAM_SHIELD*
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"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever
conceived." - Isaac Asimov
Fingerprint for PGP Keys at key server or go to
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07 Nov 2003 01:18:24 AM |
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On Fri, 07 Nov 2003 02:52:11 GMT the ET form known as Yang, What About
Overrated White Athletes Like Jeremy Shockey?<eacmole@SPAMmail.com>
sent a radio signal across the vast expanse of deep space -._.--._.--
.._.--._.--._.--._.
For those of you who weren't here the first time, here's a old YJK
gem:
"Nomally, inside anal hole area suppose to be sterilized condition.
Don't put in the germs. "
-YJK, 8/27/1999 on alt.atheism
So in the spirit of the utterly moronic and incomprehensible quotes
YJK bestows us with ("If you don't show up at a party, people will
assume you're fat." WTF?!), I shall annouce the second non-annual YJK
Impersonation Contest(tm). Points will be awarded on the following
criterion:
1) Incomprehensibility. The more incoherent your YJK fakes quotes are,
the closer you are to the real thing.
2) Sheer stupidity with regards to selling Christianity. If the Bible
had parables as silly as YJK's, we'd still be worshipping Baal.
I shall go first:
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
The light that can blind the those who are unaccustomed to look up
from darkness can inspire those who walk always in the light.
Or, to cheat (from South Park) - there are no stupid questions only
stupid people.
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| User: "Martin Thomas" |
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| Title: Re: The Second Non-Annual YJK Impersonation Contest! |
07 Nov 2003 07:50:23 PM |
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On Fri, 07 Nov 2003 02:52:11 GMT, (Yang,
What About Overrated White Athletes Like Jeremy Shockey?) wrote:
For those of you who weren't here the first time, here's a old YJK
gem:
"Nomally, inside anal hole area suppose to be sterilized condition.
Don't put in the germs. "
-YJK, 8/27/1999 on alt.atheism
So in the spirit of the utterly moronic and incomprehensible quotes
YJK bestows us with ("If you don't show up at a party, people will
assume you're fat." WTF?!), I shall annouce the second non-annual YJK
Impersonation Contest(tm). Points will be awarded on the following
criterion:
1) Incomprehensibility. The more incoherent your YJK fakes quotes are,
the closer you are to the real thing.
2) Sheer stupidity with regards to selling Christianity. If the Bible
had parables as silly as YJK's, we'd still be worshipping Baal.
I shall go first:
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
How many Gods do you believe in?
Mathamatitians say that zero isn't really a number.
-
Martin Thomas
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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| User: "Beowulf" |
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| Title: Re: The Second Non-Annual YJK Impersonation Contest! |
07 Nov 2003 01:32:20 PM |
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On Fri, 07 Nov 2003 02:52:11 GMT, (Yang, What
About Overrated White Athletes Like Jeremy Shockey?) ejaculated:
For those of you who weren't here the first time, here's a old YJK
gem:
"Nomally, inside anal hole area suppose to be sterilized condition.
Don't put in the germs. "
-YJK, 8/27/1999 on alt.atheism
So in the spirit of the utterly moronic and incomprehensible quotes
YJK bestows us with ("If you don't show up at a party, people will
assume you're fat." WTF?!), I shall annouce the second non-annual YJK
Impersonation Contest(tm). Points will be awarded on the following
criterion:
1) Incomprehensibility. The more incoherent your YJK fakes quotes are,
the closer you are to the real thing.
2) Sheer stupidity with regards to selling Christianity. If the Bible
had parables as silly as YJK's, we'd still be worshipping Baal.
I shall go first:
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
<?>---said:
"Don't believe the stairs. Voices from the loudspeaker direct your
step to the above."
--
Jesus is my crush.
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: The Second Non-Annual YJK Impersonation Contest! |
07 Nov 2003 01:20:55 AM |
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On Fri, 07 Nov 2003 02:52:11 GMT, (Yang, What
About Overrated White Athletes Like Jeremy Shockey?) wrote:
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
<?>---said:
"What is Turing test everyone say I fail?"
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: The Second Non-Annual YJK Impersonation Contest! |
07 Nov 2003 01:19:33 AM |
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On Fri, 07 Nov 2003 02:52:11 GMT, (Yang, What
About Overrated White Athletes Like Jeremy Shockey?) wrote:
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
<?>---said:
"What is the difference between a duck?"
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: The Second Non-Annual YJK Impersonation Contest! |
07 Nov 2003 01:11:17 AM |
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On Fri, 07 Nov 2003 02:52:11 GMT, (Yang, What
About Overrated White Athletes Like Jeremy Shockey?) wrote:
For those of you who weren't here the first time, here's a old YJK
gem:
"Nomally, inside anal hole area suppose to be sterilized condition.
Don't put in the germs. "
-YJK, 8/27/1999 on alt.atheism
So in the spirit of the utterly moronic and incomprehensible quotes
YJK bestows us with ("If you don't show up at a party, people will
assume you're fat." WTF?!), I shall annouce the second non-annual YJK
Impersonation Contest(tm). Points will be awarded on the following
criterion:
1) Incomprehensibility. The more incoherent your YJK fakes quotes are,
the closer you are to the real thing.
2) Sheer stupidity with regards to selling Christianity. If the Bible
had parables as silly as YJK's, we'd still be worshipping Baal.
I shall go first:
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
<?>---said:
"All your base are belong to us! Someone set us up the bomb!"
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: The Second Non-Annual YJK Impersonation Contest! |
07 Nov 2003 04:54:14 PM |
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On Fri, 07 Nov 2003 02:52:11 GMT, (Yang, What
About Overrated White Athletes Like Jeremy Shockey?) wrote:
For those of you who weren't here the first time, here's a old YJK
gem:
"Nomally, inside anal hole area suppose to be sterilized condition.
Don't put in the germs. "
-YJK, 8/27/1999 on alt.atheism
So in the spirit of the utterly moronic and incomprehensible quotes
YJK bestows us with ("If you don't show up at a party, people will
assume you're fat." WTF?!), I shall annouce the second non-annual YJK
Impersonation Contest(tm). Points will be awarded on the following
criterion:
1) Incomprehensibility. The more incoherent your YJK fakes quotes are,
the closer you are to the real thing.
2) Sheer stupidity with regards to selling Christianity. If the Bible
had parables as silly as YJK's, we'd still be worshipping Baal.
I shall go first:
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
You cannot serve God and mammaries.
They are three different things.
atheist@home#1554
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Yang
a.a. #28
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Socerey Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: -525 billion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: -3 million jobs and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -383 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "Martin Crisp" |
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| Title: Re: The Second Non-Annual YJK Impersonation Contest! |
06 Nov 2003 11:55:37 PM |
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On Fri, 7 Nov 2003 13:52:11 +1100, Yang, What About Overrated
White Athletes Like Jeremy Shockey? wrote
(in message <3fab04cb.2126062@news.cox.net>):
For those of you who weren't here the first time, here's a old YJK
gem:
"Nomally, inside anal hole area suppose to be sterilized condition.
Don't put in the germs. "
-YJK, 8/27/1999 on alt.atheism
So in the spirit of the utterly moronic and incomprehensible quotes
YJK bestows us with ("If you don't show up at a party, people will
assume you're fat." WTF?!), I shall annouce the second non-annual YJK
Impersonation Contest(tm). Points will be awarded on the following
criterion:
1) Incomprehensibility. The more incoherent your YJK fakes quotes are,
the closer you are to the real thing.
2) Sheer stupidity with regards to selling Christianity. If the Bible
had parables as silly as YJK's, we'd still be worshipping Baal.
I shall go first:
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
<?>---said:
"I never hated a man which has diverted the Yellow river down our
throats."
[for my own ref: 182.21, 82.1]
Have Fun
Martin
--
aa #1792
Almost always SMASHed
PGP Fingerprint to be provided when I finish rebuilding my mail &
news client's settings <grr>
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: The Second Non-Annual YJK Impersonation Contest! |
07 Nov 2003 03:55:15 AM |
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"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BBD17F0906183B4EF0488600@news.ozemail.com.au...
On Fri, 7 Nov 2003 13:52:11 +1100, Yang, What About Overrated
White Athletes Like Jeremy Shockey? wrote
(in message <3fab04cb.2126062@news.cox.net>):
For those of you who weren't here the first time, here's a old YJK
gem:
"Nomally, inside anal hole area suppose to be sterilized condition.
Don't put in the germs. "
-YJK, 8/27/1999 on alt.atheism
So in the spirit of the utterly moronic and incomprehensible quotes
YJK bestows us with ("If you don't show up at a party, people will
assume you're fat." WTF?!), I shall annouce the second non-annual YJK
Impersonation Contest(tm). Points will be awarded on the following
criterion:
1) Incomprehensibility. The more incoherent your YJK fakes quotes are,
the closer you are to the real thing.
2) Sheer stupidity with regards to selling Christianity. If the Bible
had parables as silly as YJK's, we'd still be worshipping Baal.
I shall go first:
<?>---said:
"If you're not molested by your priest, people will assume you're
ugly."
<?>---said:
"I never hated a man which has diverted the Yellow river down our
throats."
I had to dig deep into the gibberish file...
<?>---said:
"Altitude is a government conspiracy headed by the artist formerly known as
Prince, the tennis racket entrepreneur turned swing sniffer."
this one courtesy of my little brother
-Cutest, so don't blame me
On top of that, the last mother I borrowed tasted distinctly of goat, young
goat, which had me thinking.
(mine)
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