On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:56:57 -0400, P. p. <p...@pontiuspilate.il> wrote:

After two thousand years the long lost tomb where Jesus was burried
has been found. Scientists and researchers eagerly watched as a crane
lifted off the gigantic rock that sealed the entrance. When they
finally entered the tomb they found one single solitary note. It
read:

"So long suckers! I'm off to France with my main ***** Mary Magdalene
to get married and have children. Have fun fighting over me and
killing each other for the next 2,000 years.

Jesus
April 6, 0033"

What bugs me is that the Rosicrucians have been schlepping
that story around since the '50s. The guy who started claiming in the
'50s or '60s that the "Priory of Sion" existed and all the rest later
admitted it was a huge hoax. That story has existed only since the
'50s at the earliest, and then in the '80s someone in Israel
"discovers" the "tomb", etc.
James Cameron is now schlepping the same story around, and
isn't he a freemason? The Rosicrucians and freemasons are supposedly
connected. It's all a load of crap. I don't know what they're hoping
to get out of it, but I have some trouble with the idea that there's
nothing untoward about it when the story has existed since the '50s
and later some stuff gets "found" that supports it.

P. p. <pp@pontiuspilate.il> wrote in
news:4ho9131rlppkdmb6pvd7hvp3u0fjdmrl10@nyc:

After two thousand years the long lost tomb where Jesus was burried
has been found. Scientists and researchers eagerly watched as a crane
lifted off the gigantic rock that sealed the entrance. When they
finally entered the tomb they found one single solitary note. It
read:

"So long suckers! I'm off to France with my main ***** Mary Magdalene
to get married and have children. Have fun fighting over me and
killing each other for the next 2,000 years.

Jesus
April 6, 0033"

Next up, DNA tests and the search for Jesus' descendants. Can you
imagine the trouble that evangelical whackos can cause by laying claim
to Jesus' ancestry? They could make Jim Jones look like a backyard
party.

It's interesting to make argument that Armageddonists Prophesies have
come true. During the very year of the millennium, 2001 and not 2000,
because there is no year zero, the antichrist (bin Laden) did appear and
bring the end of the world.

That is, he completely overthrow the previous way of doing things, and
now it's total war in the middle east, which was the entire world, when
Scripture was written. The faithful, (the martyrs) have been taken to
heaven, and the faithless are in hell, which is the ongoing ground war.

Now that Jesus' bones have been discovered, The Second Coming has
likewise occurred, and like so many times before, Scrupture has been
proven true, again. It was those that foolishly tried to interpret it's
words who weren't even close to the truth.

P. p. <pp@pontiuspilate.il> wrote in
news:4ho9131rlppkdmb6pvd7hvp3u0fjdmrl10@nyc:

After two thousand years the long lost tomb where Jesus was burried
has been found. Scientists and researchers eagerly watched as a crane
lifted off the gigantic rock that sealed the entrance. When they
finally entered the tomb they found one single solitary note. It
read:

"So long suckers! I'm off to France with my main ***** Mary Magdalene
to get married and have children. Have fun fighting over me and
killing each other for the next 2,000 years.

Jesus
April 6, 0033"

Next up, DNA tests and the search for Jesus' descendants. Can you
imagine the trouble that evangelical whackos can cause by laying claim
to Jesus' ancestry? They could make Jim Jones look like a backyard
party.

It's interesting to make argument that Armageddonists Prophesies have
come true. During the very year of the millennium, 2001 and not 2000,
because there is no year zero, the antichrist (bin Laden) did appear and
bring the end of the world.

That is, he completely overthrow the previous way of doing things, and
now it's total war in the middle east, which was the entire world, when
Scripture was written. The faithful, (the martyrs) have been taken to
heaven, and the faithless are in hell, which is the ongoing ground war.

Now that Jesus' bones have been discovered, The Second Coming has
likewise occurred, and like so many times before, Scrupture has been
proven true, again. It was those that foolishly tried to interpret it's
words who weren't even close to the truth.