"Pip R. Lagenta" <morbiusatwork@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:rcika05dpo16dc2eqapue36v14smnmdcr8@4ax.com...

On Tue, 18 May 2004 01:59:22 +0000 (UTC), "+Church of The Painful
Truth+" <Atheistsare@fools.com> wrote:

a.. Quotes from Scientists Regarding Design of the Universe - They say

the

funniest things, even though they still don't get it!
http://www.godandscience.org/apologetics/quotes.html

I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a bunny with a
pancake on its head:
<http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc15.jpg>

Awwww Ain't he cute !!

:)

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of the only god claimed and supported
by the only true religion,

but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of atheism.

9 - You feel enlightened and "humanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have a huge problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created by GOD.

8 - You laugh at theists, but you have no problem believing in order out of
chaos.

7 - you don't flinch when hearing about how atheists slaughtered all the
babies of China and Russia in the
history books and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in
Cambodia and other countries including
women and children!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans,

and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women,

and you laugh and villify
people believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth
to a man-god who was crucified for our sins,came back to life and then
ascended into heaven.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the
scientifically established age of Earth,

and you find everything wrong with
believing dates recorded by Bronze Age scientists sitting in their homes
and stating the age of the earth.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet have no souls
including those in all rival sects of secular humanism- and will
spend Eternity in blackness and devoid of any purpose.

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed
to convince you otherwise, some idiot out to save his
paycheck and tenure rolling around on the floor speaking like a talking
monkey gloriying evilution may be
all the evidence you need to "prove" Atheism.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to atheist
evidence for no God.
You consider that to be evidence that atheism works. And you
think that the remaining 99.99% SUCCESS was simply chance.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many theists and agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church
history - but still call yourself an atheist.

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of the only god claimed and supported
by the only true religion, but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of atheism.

9 - You feel enlightened and "humanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have a huge problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created by GOD.

8 - You laugh at theists, but you have no problem believing in order out of
chaos.

7 - you don't flinch when hearing about how atheists slaughtered all the
babies of China and Russia in the
history books and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in
Cambodia and other countries including
women and children!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, and you laugh and villify
people believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth
to a man-god who was crucified for our sins,came back to life and then
ascended into heaven.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the
scientifically established age of Earth, and you find everything wrong with
believing dates recorded by Bronze Age scientists sitting in their homes
and stating the age of the earth.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet have no souls
including those in all rival sects of secular humanism- and will
spend Eternity in blackness and devoid of any purpose.

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed
to convince you otherwise, some idiot out to save his
paycheck and tenure rolling around on the floor speaking like a talking
monkey gloriying evilution may be
all the evidence you need to "prove" Atheism.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to atheist
evidence for no God.
You consider that to be evidence that atheism works. And you
think that the remaining 99.99% SUCCESS was simply chance.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many theists and agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church
history - but still call yourself an atheist.