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03 Nov 2005 11:55:21 PM |
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This Book Is From God |
Had not This Torah from God, you would have found in it monkeys and
apes
jumping from trees to trees awaiting to be evolved.
But this Torah is from God.
Indeed this Book is from God. This is why He drew near above Atlanta
to disclose the real meaning in this book and expounded it
and explained it so that the trouble makers may learn to live
in peace and coexist in this land given to their fathers Abraham.
Yet the evil doers say," fairy tale... who is going to live his life
according to the dictate of an old book?"
And they say, "hey Moron take that drivel somewhere else.
We are supposed to listen only to someone with
a mighty grammar. Wwe have put our hope
in Grammar and only Grammar would save us."
We sure shall see If good grammar would save them.
Do they want to go to heaven on their own term?
They can not even go to South Africa on their own terms.
They would have to produce a good documentation
including passport, vaccination and other papers or
they risk to deportation.
Yet they think they can to heaven on their own terms
As they claim," We don't believe in a sky pixie but
a If a Loving God exists, He not keep us in hell for ever."
Such is their lie. Wait and see as we wait with them.
They deny the truth and run after wind, and when good things
happen to them, they congratulate each other and praise
how smart they are and they don't give credit to God.
But when the ground opens under their feet
they say,"Jesus is a mass murderer."
Don't they know that good come from the
Lord, yet they refuse to give him praise.
And when they are told to praise the Lord
so that the Lord may have mercy on them
they laugh and say, "Jebus have a break and not mercy,
just have a breake from christians filthy prayers.
How do they know that our prayers are filthy
before our mighty Lord?
They shall come to know soon the dreadful day.
The Lord Almighty, the Lord of the dead and the living
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| User: "Master Doctor Faustus home in the suburbs" |
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| Title: Re: This Book Is From God |
04 Nov 2005 04:34:18 AM |
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<Codebreaker@bigsecret.com> wrote in message
news:1131062121.018565.83930@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
I shag not This Tora-tora-tora from God, you would have found in it
stuffed monkeys and
apes of varying shapes and flavors
jumping from trees to trees flinging poop at each other, awaiting to be
involved.
But this Torah is from God, inc. and his focus group
Indeed this Kook is from God, a registered trademark of Microsoft. This is
why She drew pictures of scrotums near above over under sidebyside and
slightly off kilter to Atlanta
to explode the real meaning in this book (fariy tales) and pounded it into
little pieces of dung
and explained confusedly it so that the trouble makers may learn to live
and live to learn and to make paper airplaned out of zig-zags in peace and
coexist in this land stolen by their fathers Abraham Lincoln.
Yet the evil kenivel doers say," fairy tale nonsense, and googldemoch,...
who is going to live his life
according to the ***** stories of an old book?"
And they say, "hey Moron take that drivel somewhere else.(can't improve on
that line)
We are supposed to listen only to someone with
a mighty sex drive. Wwe have put our hope
in the Grammies and only the Grammies would save us."
We sure shall pee If good grammar would save them.
Do they want to go to heaven in their own 67 Chevys?
They can not even go in South Africa with their own germs.
They would have to produce a good Shakespere play
including passport, vaccination, tattoo and other papers or
they risk to teleportation.
Yet they think they can buy the stairway to heaven on their own terms (
58% down, the rest on credit)
As they claim," We don't believe in pixie sticks but
a If a Loving God exists, He not keep us in hell for ever for my attorney
is Johnny Cochran."
Such is their lie. Wait and see as we wait with them as they wait for them
who see and wait for the see wait them.
They deny the truth (as I see it) and ***** in the wind, and when good
things and bad things and kind of good and kind of bad bordering on the
allmost good side things happen to them, they congratulate each other and
praise the god of beer and belch how smart they are and they don't give
credit to God for he has a low credit score.
But when the ground moves under their feet due to great sex
they say,"Jesus is a mass murderer but gave good head."
Don't they know that good head cums from the
Lard, yet they refuse to give him a raise as he is always late for work.
And when they are told to praise the Lard for it makes food taste better
so that the Lard may have mercy on their cholestoral level
they laugh and say, "Jebus have a coffee break and not mercy, for mercy is
my dogs name
just have a breake from christians filthy thoughts.
How do they know that our thoughts are filthy other than the fact that we
shout them on street corners in the rain
before our mighty Lard?
They shall come to know soon the dreadful day when their paycheck doesn't
clear the bank.
The Lard Almighty, the Lord of dead heads and the living jokes.
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| User: "AGGreen" |
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| Title: Re: This Book Is From God |
04 Nov 2005 12:10:36 AM |
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***Hip, Hip, Hooray!
<Codebreaker@bigsecret.com> wrote in message
news:1131062121.018565.83930@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Had not This Torah from God, you would have found in it monkeys and
apes
jumping from trees to trees awaiting to be evolved.
But this Torah is from God.
Indeed this Book is from God. This is why He drew near above Atlanta
to disclose the real meaning in this book and expounded it
and explained it so that the trouble makers may learn to live
in peace and coexist in this land given to their fathers Abraham.
Yet the evil doers say," fairy tale... who is going to live his life
according to the dictate of an old book?"
And they say, "hey Moron take that drivel somewhere else.
We are supposed to listen only to someone with
a mighty grammar. Wwe have put our hope
in Grammar and only Grammar would save us."
We sure shall see If good grammar would save them.
Do they want to go to heaven on their own term?
They can not even go to South Africa on their own terms.
They would have to produce a good documentation
including passport, vaccination and other papers or
they risk to deportation.
Yet they think they can to heaven on their own terms
As they claim," We don't believe in a sky pixie but
a If a Loving God exists, He not keep us in hell for ever."
Such is their lie. Wait and see as we wait with them.
They deny the truth and run after wind, and when good things
happen to them, they congratulate each other and praise
how smart they are and they don't give credit to God.
But when the ground opens under their feet
they say,"Jesus is a mass murderer."
Don't they know that good come from the
Lord, yet they refuse to give him praise.
And when they are told to praise the Lord
so that the Lord may have mercy on them
they laugh and say, "Jebus have a break and not mercy,
just have a breake from christians filthy prayers.
How do they know that our prayers are filthy
before our mighty Lord?
They shall come to know soon the dreadful day.
The Lord Almighty, the Lord of the dead and the living
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| User: "€€R.L.Measures" |
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| Title: Re: This Book Is From God |
04 Nov 2005 11:03:18 AM |
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In article <dke8u00cg6@enews1.newsguy.com>, "AGGreen" <aggreen@nospam.net>
wrote:
***Hip, Hip, Hooray!
** So who the hell is Jebus?
<Codebreaker@bigsecret.com> wrote in message
news:1131062121.018565.83930@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Had not This Torah from God, you would have found in it monkeys and
apes
jumping from trees to trees awaiting to be evolved.
But this Torah is from God.
Indeed this Book is from God. This is why He drew near above Atlanta
to disclose the real meaning in this book and expounded it
and explained it so that the trouble makers may learn to live
in peace and coexist in this land given to their fathers Abraham.
Yet the evil doers say," fairy tale... who is going to live his life
according to the dictate of an old book?"
And they say, "hey Moron take that drivel somewhere else.
We are supposed to listen only to someone with
a mighty grammar. Wwe have put our hope
in Grammar and only Grammar would save us."
We sure shall see If good grammar would save them.
Do they want to go to heaven on their own term?
They can not even go to South Africa on their own terms.
They would have to produce a good documentation
including passport, vaccination and other papers or
they risk to deportation.
Yet they think they can to heaven on their own terms
As they claim," We don't believe in a sky pixie but
a If a Loving God exists, He not keep us in hell for ever."
Such is their lie. Wait and see as we wait with them.
They deny the truth and run after wind, and when good things
happen to them, they congratulate each other and praise
how smart they are and they don't give credit to God.
But when the ground opens under their feet
they say,"Jesus is a mass murderer."
Don't they know that good come from the
Lord, yet they refuse to give him praise.
And when they are told to praise the Lord
so that the Lord may have mercy on them
they laugh and say, "Jebus have a break and not mercy,
just have a breake from christians filthy prayers.
How do they know that our prayers are filthy
before our mighty Lord?
They shall come to know soon the dreadful day.
The Lord Almighty, the Lord of the dead and the living
--
€ R.L.Measures, 805-386-3734, www.somis.org
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| User: "AGGreen" |
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| Title: Re: This Book Is From God |
06 Nov 2005 05:50:45 PM |
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***You blow!
"SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" <killgod@killgod.com> wrote in message
news:Aqpbf.5596$m81.4650@newsread1.news.atl.earthlink.net...
it's called the book of completely unreal fairy tales, or as some call it
the bible.
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| User: "Shark school missionaries" |
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| Title: Re: This Book Is From God |
04 Nov 2005 09:33:14 AM |
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suddenly spluttered:
would save us
Read my lips:
Poi - son - ing - the - well!.
Oh! and
Cir - cu - lar - ar - gu - ment.
Your reasoning is false, and it is false by dint of dishonesty as well
as stupidity. Given all of this, what do you think is going to happen
to you when you die?
------------------------------------------------
Conflict over the exact will/purpose/nature of God cannot ever be
resolved, since there are no facts to go on.
D Silverman FLAHN, SMLAHN
AA #2208
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| User: "655321" |
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| Title: Re: This Book Is From God |
04 Nov 2005 01:37:19 AM |
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wrote:
Yet the evil doers say," fairy tale... who is going to live his life
according to the dictate of an old book?"
Not just evil doers. Your decent, run-of-the-mill atheists and members
of many, many other faiths will say the same thing.
And they say, "hey Moron take that drivel somewhere else.
I see you've been here before.
We are supposed to listen only to someone with
a mighty grammar. Wwe have put our hope
in Grammar and only Grammar would save us."
Not grammar. Just evidence. Reason. Logic.
These things are important. Grammar's mainly important for
communicating these things effectively.
Good grammar is useful even when expressing or celebrating religious faith.
You can do neither.
We sure shall see If good grammar would save them.
Who ever claimed that it had such power?
Do they want to go to heaven on their own term?
Which "they" believe that a heaven exists?
They can not even go to South Africa on their own terms.
HUH?
They would have to produce a good documentation
including passport, vaccination and other papers or
they risk to deportation.
A nice boat or plane might do the trick. No need for such documentation
just to *get* there.
Yet they think they can to heaven on their own terms
Who has a claim that any such heaven exists?
As they claim," We don't believe in a sky pixie but
a If a Loving God exists, He not keep us in hell for ever."
Illogical. Prove that someone has made such a claim.
Such is their lie.
The above is *your* lie.
Wait and see as we wait with them.
Wait for what, exactly?
They deny the truth
What truth?
and run after wind, and when good things
happen to them, they congratulate each other and praise
how smart they are and they don't give credit to God.
To whom? Odin?
But when the ground opens under their feet
they say,"Jesus is a mass murderer."
No they don't. They say that Christianity has committed mass-murder.
Don't they know that good come from the
Lord, yet they refuse to give him praise.
They don't "know" that. Hence the refusal to praise.
And when they are told to praise the Lord
By whom. YOU?
HAHAHHAHAAHAHAAA!
Who the hell are you to tell us whom to praise? What makes you such a
reliable source of information about such things?
You are a font of lies.
so that the Lord may have mercy on them
Who?
they laugh and say, "Jebus have a break and not mercy,
just have a breake from christians filthy prayers.
Confusing word salad.
How do they know that our prayers are filthy
before our mighty Lord?
They don't. They don't share the belief that a "mighty Lord" exists who
can judge these prayers.
They shall come to know soon the dreadful day.
Empty, unsupported threats.
The Lord Almighty, the Lord of the dead and the living
Who was that again?
655321
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