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"Katt" |
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12 Aug 2005 10:24:12 PM |
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This is a ******-take*, right...? |
It cannot *possibly* be real!
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page
I mean, *just look* at some of the *shite* that people are supposedly
posting...
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Geological_column
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Global_flood
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Days_of_creation
LOLOL!!!
Katt.
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: This is a ******-take*, right...? |
14 Aug 2005 01:55:47 AM |
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In article <wJdLe.5367$wh6.3796@newsfe2-win.ntli.net>,
"Katt" <katt@office.commm> wrote:
It cannot *possibly* be real!
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page
I mean, *just look* at some of the *shite* that people are supposedly
posting...
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Geological_column
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Global_flood
Re: The Flood
"The evidence of this event covers the entire world, but can not be
correctly interpreted by modern science due to their atheistic
philosophy and naturalistic presuppositions."
LMAO!
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Days_of_creation
LOLOL!!!
Katt.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: This is a ******-take*, right...? |
13 Aug 2005 04:53:51 AM |
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In article <wJdLe.5367$wh6.3796@newsfe2-win.ntli.net>,
"Katt" <katt@office.commm> wrote:
It cannot *possibly* be real!
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page
I mean, *just look* at some of the *shite* that people are supposedly
posting...
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Geological_column
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Global_flood
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Days_of_creation
LOLOL!!!
Katt.
Thank goodness the real Wikipedia doesn't bother with this sort of crap:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_Geology
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: This is a ******-take*, right...? |
13 Aug 2005 07:06:42 AM |
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In episode <wJdLe.5367$wh6.3796@newsfe2-win.ntli.net>, Katt burst into the
room and exclaimed:
It cannot *possibly* be real!
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page
Unfortunately, it looks like their serious...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "Parsifal" |
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| Title: Re: This is a ******-take*, right...? |
14 Aug 2005 05:19:28 AM |
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It's funny, this kind of crap (thanks Katt for these enlightening
examples) didn't seem to exist in your country say 30 years ago. Well,
maybe a few lunatics believed in that but it would then have been
unthinkable that this would be publicly debatted like today.
And when I say that somehow, your country seems slowly but surely to be
more and more at the hands of Christian talibans, I get flamed...
This is pretty scary... I mean for you because for the rest of the
civilized world, this is totally hilarious...
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| User: "Uncle Buck" |
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| Title: Re: This is a ******-take*, right...? |
14 Aug 2005 08:59:52 AM |
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On 14 Aug 2005 03:19:28 -0700, "Parsifal" <jeanpascalvachon@gmail.com>
wrote:
It's funny, this kind of crap (thanks Katt for these enlightening
examples) didn't seem to exist in your country say 30 years ago. Well,
maybe a few lunatics believed in that but it would then have been
unthinkable that this would be publicly debatted like today.
And when I say that somehow, your country seems slowly but surely to be
more and more at the hands of Christian talibans, I get flamed...
This is pretty scary... I mean for you because for the rest of the
civilized world, this is totally hilarious...
You really think the rest of the world should only find it "hilarious"
that one of the most powerful regimes on the planet with more nukes
than you can blink an eye at has fallen under the control of radical
right-wing Christian fundamentalism?
Damn. And I thought _I_ had a sick sense of humor. :-#
--
L8r,
Uncle Buck
_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=
http://surrenderingtothefall.blogspot.com
~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o
"I absolutely detest it when people quote
themselves." - Me
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: This is a ******-take*, right...? |
14 Aug 2005 07:17:18 PM |
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A couple of questions after looking at the flood referance.
1. Whatever happened to the Raven ?
2. Was Mrs Raven already expecting or was the Raven just a really long
time flier.?
3. What book of the Bible is Nahum ?
I really learn a lot of stuff from this kind of thing.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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15 Aug 2005 09:07:01 AM |
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On 14 Aug 2005 17:17:18 -0700, wrote:
A couple of questions after looking at the flood referance.
1. Whatever happened to the Raven ?
Nevermore.
2. Was Mrs Raven already expecting or was the Raven just a really long
time flier.?
It was an egg-timer.
3. What book of the Bible is Nahum ?
Sheesh!
It's between Micah and Habakkuk.
*Everyone* knows that.
I really learn a lot of stuff from this kind of thing.
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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13 Aug 2005 10:36:20 AM |
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Katt wrote:
It cannot *possibly* be real!
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page
I mean, *just look* at some of the *shite* that people are supposedly
posting...
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Geological_column
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Global_flood
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Days_of_creation
LOLOL!!!
Katt.
Nope, unfortunately, it is a great example of the deluded masses of the
world.
And another fine example of the fairy tale that some sods want to force
our kids to learn in a "science" class, instead of the more appropriate
mythology classroom.
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
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Rev. Karl E. Taylor
A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob, jw, real...
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
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| User: "Ben Kaufman" |
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| Title: Re: This is a ******-take*, right...? |
13 Aug 2005 10:49:39 PM |
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On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 08:36:20 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" <ktayloraz@getnet.net>
wrote:
Katt wrote:
It cannot *possibly* be real!
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page
I mean, *just look* at some of the *shite* that people are supposedly
posting...
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Geological_column
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Global_flood
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Days_of_creation
LOLOL!!!
Katt.
Nope, unfortunately, it is a great example of the deluded masses of the
world.
And another fine example of the fairy tale that some sods want to force
our kids to learn in a "science" class, instead of the more appropriate
mythology classroom.
but for a good laugh there is
http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2005/080805.asp
"... The Appendix: Often derided by secular scientists as unimportant, the
appendix is in fact an essential feature in God's meticulous design for
humanity. The Almighty uses this organ, which He non-coincidentally sculpted in
the shape of a miniature flaccid penis, to remotely inflict torturous earthly
pain on all who displease Him. ..."
Ben
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| User: "Pastor Keczup" |
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| Title: Re: This is a ******-take*, right...? |
13 Aug 2005 03:27:39 AM |
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Katt wrote:
It cannot *possibly* be real!
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page
I mean, *just look* at some of the *shite* that people are supposedly
posting...
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Geological_column
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Global_flood
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Days_of_creation
LOLOL!!!
Katt.
Katt. Sit down, have a very stiff drink in your hand, and reflect on
this: It *is* genuine and more Americans believe in this sort of thing
than believe anything else.
Now, down that drink in one and repeat this mantra three times, spacing
the words out more each time:
Jesus God-damndest fucking H Christ!
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| User: "Olrik" |
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12 Aug 2005 11:33:07 PM |
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Katt wrote:
It cannot *possibly* be real!
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page
I mean, *just look* at some of the *shite* that people are supposedly
posting...
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Geological_column
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Global_flood
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Days_of_creation
LOLOL!!!
Katt.
Well, if it's not a satire, then be very, very scared : they're starting
to take themselves seriously.
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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| User: "Uncle Buck" |
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13 Aug 2005 01:29:18 PM |
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On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 00:33:07 -0400, Olrik <olrik666@yahoo_BACON!_.com>
wrote:
Katt wrote:
It cannot *possibly* be real!
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page
I mean, *just look* at some of the *shite* that people are supposedly
posting...
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Geological_column
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Global_flood
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Days_of_creation
LOLOL!!!
Katt.
Well, if it's not a satire, then be very, very scared : they're starting
to take themselves seriously.
They always have, that's not the scary part. The scary part is that
they're starting to honestly _believe_ that anyone *ELSE* is taking
them seriously.
--
L8r,
Uncle Buck
_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=~_o-O=
http://surrenderingtothefall.blogspot.com
~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o_~=O-o
"I absolutely detest it when people quote
themselves." - Me
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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13 Aug 2005 09:22:35 PM |
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In episode <6vesf1d5aaeo8u0hgmlnd7458ur6kn0se3@4ax.com>, Uncle Buck burst
into the room and exclaimed:
On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 00:33:07 -0400, Olrik <olrik666@yahoo_BACON!_.com>
wrote:
Katt wrote:
It cannot *possibly* be real!
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page
I mean, *just look* at some of the *shite* that people are supposedly
posting...
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Geological_column
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Global_flood
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Days_of_creation
LOLOL!!!
Katt.
Well, if it's not a satire, then be very, very scared : they're starting
to take themselves seriously.
They always have, that's not the scary part. The scary part is that
they're starting to honestly _believe_ that anyone *ELSE* is taking them
seriously.
Welcome to the dark ages!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: This is a ******-take*, right...? |
14 Aug 2005 12:00:44 AM |
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On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 03:24:12 GMT, "Katt" <katt@office.commm> wrote:
It cannot *possibly* be real!
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page
I mean, *just look* at some of the *shite* that people are supposedly
posting...
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Geological_column
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Global_flood
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Days_of_creation
LOLOL!!!
Heh!
atheist@home#1554
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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13 Aug 2005 12:26:18 AM |
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On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 03:24:12 GMT, "Katt" <katt@office.commm> wrote:
It cannot *possibly* be real!
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page
I mean, *just look* at some of the *shite* that people are supposedly
posting...
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Geological_column
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Global_flood
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Days_of_creation
LOLOL!!!
Katt.
No, it's real enough.
But wait, there's hope:
As it is a wiki based encyclopaedia, I urge you to register your
details, so that you may be allowed to update or edit entries.
If we get enough people here to swamp them with corrections to their
utterly fraudulent claims, then perhaps we will have achieved
something.
In my very brief perusal of the site, I saw some supposed quotes by
Huxley that if you brought up in a court of law, you would be jailed
for contempt.
BTW, I suggest that you don't give the game away with obvious "atheist
type" handles or passwords.
Don't make it too easy for them.
I know they are simple, but like many lower forms of life, they do
have some sort of of base cunning.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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13 Aug 2005 07:07:57 AM |
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In episode <uo0rf1hqpd8v7c540udhe554l5ool3nn6m@4ax.com>, Michael Gray
burst into the room and exclaimed:
But wait, there's hope:
As it is a wiki based encyclopaedia, I urge you to register your details,
so that you may be allowed to update or edit entries. If we get enough
people here to swamp them with corrections to their utterly fraudulent
claims, then perhaps we will have achieved something.
Donuts to dollars, they're using the access controls so they can lock out
anyone with actual knowledge of the subject(s)...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "Pastor Keczup" |
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13 Aug 2005 03:22:37 AM |
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Michael Gray wrote:
On Sat, 13 Aug 2005 03:24:12 GMT, "Katt" <katt@office.commm> wrote:
It cannot *possibly* be real!
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page
I mean, *just look* at some of the *shite* that people are supposedly
posting...
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Geological_column
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Global_flood
http://www.nwcreation.net/wiki/index.php?title=Days_of_creation
LOLOL!!!
Katt.
No, it's real enough.
But wait, there's hope:
As it is a wiki based encyclopaedia, I urge you to register your
details, so that you may be allowed to update or edit entries.
If we get enough people here to swamp them with corrections to their
utterly fraudulent claims, then perhaps we will have achieved
something.
In my very brief perusal of the site, I saw some supposed quotes by
Huxley that if you brought up in a court of law, you would be jailed
for contempt.
BTW, I suggest that you don't give the game away with obvious "atheist
type" handles or passwords.
I wonder if I could get away with some of the handles I've used here
e.g. Cardinal Numbaz, Pastor Ferdinna, Bishop Smove, or this one.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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13 Aug 2005 02:34:00 PM |
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on 13 Aug 2005 in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pastor Keczup
(user13@heathens.org.uk) made the light shine upon us with this:
I wonder if I could get away with some of the handles I've used here
e.g. Cardinal Numbaz, Pastor Ferdinna, Bishop Smove, or this one.
I always liked Pastor Bedtime.
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Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
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