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Religions > Atheism |
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"Lars Eighner" |
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17 Jun 2005 05:20:29 PM |
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This just in |
(EAC)Washington - Distressed by the gay implications in the
common pronunciation of the name of the seventh planet, the Bush
administration has ordered NASA to stop calling it Your-*****.
Henceforth the planet is to be called Urine-Us.
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Rev. Lars Eighner ULC Atheist #1965 http://www.larseighner.com/
"We may rest assured that God would never have suffered
any infants to be slain except those who were already
damned and predestined for eternal death." --John Calvin
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: This just in |
17 Jun 2005 08:04:20 PM |
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on 17 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Lars Eighner dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:
(EAC)Washington - Distressed by the gay implications in the
common pronunciation of the name of the seventh planet, the Bush
administration has ordered NASA to stop calling it Your-*****.
Henceforth the planet is to be called Urine-Us.
Well, a Golden Shower is much more palateable than a Hot Carl.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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