Subject: Re: To My Dearest Kansan
From: Quintal

Quintal Xavier wrote in alt.conspiracy:

Subject: Re: To My Dearest Kansan
From: Quintal

An impostor, pretending to be my personal Angel, Ms. Heidi Klum,

wrote

in

rec.autos.sport.f1:

Subject: To My Dearest Kansan
From: "Heidi Klum"

I

thought you would like to know that the young Fernando Alonso reads this

F1

group and has been teasing me lately in the paddocks about your posts.

He

says I have a fanatical fan who may try to squeeze my buttocks one day!

So

I must take this opportunity to write you preemptively and make sure

there

are no hard feelings or hard members in our future!

I am in love with Flavio. Flavio is the most energetic lover I have ever
had, his flesh yacht the greatest I have ever experienced. Flavio's sea
yacht is also quite handsome and luxurious. So I am sorry to disappoint
you, Kansan, but I am quite happy with Flavio. However, I must warn you,
that Flavio has a vicious temper and has been known to wrestle mountain
goats that chew on his skin... as Flavio spends quite a bit of his time
tanning on the highest peaks in the French Alps to get the best direct

sunlight

and fresh air. He claims the fresh air helps him overcome all the years

that

he has been smoking. I love my Flavio, he always finds a new way to be

on

top of the world!

So, once again, I am sorry, my dearest Kansan. You will just have to

live

your life and die your death knowing that I shall never truly exist

outside

of your hallucinations and actual night time dreams. Flavio is calling

me

know, it is our bed time as well and he has just finished wrestling
Gilgamesh, our most rowdy goat, and Flav is still in the mood to play

with

me! He is great.

Respectfully,

~~~ heidi ~~~ (my signature looks pretty, yes?)

These are not the kinds of spiritual vibrations I receive from my

Angel

through the celestial plain.

How can she, a 30-year-old Love Goddess, be truly in love with

Flavio

Briatore, who is so old? He is 53, just look at the photographs:

http://www.rexfeatures.com/cgi-bin/r2show0?k=klum&f=Newest

I, on the other hand, am much younger. I am just 50.

LMAO
much younger indeed
hahaah
any picture??

http://www.rexfeatures.com/cgi-bin/r2show0?k=klum&f=Newest
omg indeed he's an old f*rt and she must be a stupid c*nt to marry an
old rich guy. This does not bode well...

Mr. Briatore is a very successful businessman. He expanded the

Benetton

stores in America in the 1980s and then took over Benetton's Formula 1 team.

He recognized Michael Schumacher's talent and led him to his first two World
Championships in 1994 and 1995 as a Benetton Formula 1 driver.

The Benetton F1 team was later bought by Renault and Briatore is the
manager again. He spotted the talent of the young Spaniard Fernando Alonso

and

he believes that Alonso is the new Schumacher, who is now about to retire.
Alonso has proven Briatore right so far, winning the Hungarian Grand Prix on
August 24, 2003, and becoming the youngest driver to ever win a Formula 1

Grand

Prix.

Briatore is really a good catch for Heidi; he has access to a lot of
money and influence. He is likely to succeed the retiring Bernie Ecclestone

as

Formula 1 top executive. However, I am more handsome than Briatore and,
obviously, far more important.

I may be prejudiced but I imagine ms heidi is on a power trip with her
marrying an old rich powerful guy. Ego, and power trip, which means
denial of herself. She's basically mating a father figure. It may be
comforting to the little girl in her, but it's a denial of the woman
in herself.

kansan i think you deserve better than impostors.
when will you recover balance? i understand that this klum-worshipping
illusion of yours serves you in some way, and keeps you from falling
in worse still nightmares, but frankly it's obvious that you're quite
able. So i pray for you to recover, get more grounding and balance,
get rid of those obsessions. What about your anima? The female side, I
bet it is in need of healing. Get a real woman, and a good one mind
you, so you can better your inner image of feminity and integrate it
into your own personality. Angels are good for dreamers.
Men get lost when they lose contact with their female sides. They
wither, get crazy or radical, they lose contact with life simply !
Real women are useful for that : they help us acknowledge and accept
the female side in us, without which we are sterile. So kansan, and
i'm 36 and way less knowledgeable than you...but nonetheless let me
tell what I've been feeling like telling for months...next time you
meet a real woman anywhere and feel like talking to her and blending
with her a bit, do yourself a favor, go for it;-) Speak out your
feelings, that's all there is to it, emotional honesty.

I do have a good woman by my side, my wife of 26 years, Dina.

Actually,

I have two good women, one on each one of my sides, Heidi and Dina.

well what part does heidi play that your young wife doesn't?
heidi is obviously a major female figure in your life.
Yet she has no clue about your own existence, unless you have made
yourself known as a bothersome fanatic fan, the kind of which one has
only such feelings for as compassion and the hope he won't become a
stalker, then fear if he crosses the line.
i just mean that your relationship with heidi is all in your own head,
dreams etc, it is a relationship with an idol, with an object, not
with a human being as she never meets you or talks to you.
What role does that ideal female play in your life? And why doesn't
your real life wife fulfills that need or plays that role?
Not that a women should play all roles btw, there are some divine
instances that are better not played by a wife;-)

integrating your female side would help you materialize your female
figures a bit more;-)
I'm happy you're married tho, I wonder what your heidi worship would
become if you weren't.

it is not correct to say "what role does you wife play" it should be
better to phrase it "what role do you make your wife play". And that
role depends on your integration of your female side. To take myself
as an example, if my male side uses my female side with violence, I
will project that relationship on my female partners, tending to use
them with violence. Or if I try a more cooperative relationship with
my partner, I won't be able to do it until inside of myself my male
side indeed accepts and cooperates with my female one.
It means accepting my own receptivity, belly, feelings, and healing
them instead of fleeing from them through violent expression of
masculinity.

By the way, here are some photographs of Heidi from last night with a
good woman on either one of her sides:

*** The very capable Ms. Monica Mitro, Victoria's Secret VP for

Public

Relations, and

*** The lovely Ms. Desiree Gruber, wife of the distinguished actor

Kyle

MacLachlan and Heidi's good friend and publicist. Desiree also does

publicity

for Victoria's Secret and Heidi's and my fellow "Austrian", Arnold
Schwarzenegger.

http://www.wireimage.com/GalleryListing.asp?navtyp=CLB&str=1615&styp=clbi&
nm=Heidi%20Klum

Subject: Re: To My Dearest Kansan
From: JPG

An impostor, pretending to be my personal Angel, Ms. Heidi Klum, wrote

in

rec.autos.sport.f1:

Subject: To My Dearest Kansan
From: "Heidi Klum"

sunlight

and fresh air. He claims the fresh air helps him overcome all the years

that

he has been smoking. I love my Flavio, he always finds a new way to be on
top of the world!

So, once again, I am sorry, my dearest Kansan. You will just have to live
your life and die your death knowing that I shall never truly exist outside
of your hallucinations and actual night time dreams. Flavio is calling me
know, it is our bed time as well and he has just finished wrestling
Gilgamesh, our most rowdy goat, and Flav is still in the mood to play with
me! He is great.

Respectfully,

~~~ heidi ~~~ (my signature looks pretty, yes?)

These are not the kinds of spiritual vibrations I receive from my

Angel

through the celestial plain.

How can she, a 30-year-old Love Goddess, be truly in love with Flavio
Briatore, who is so old? He is 53, just look at the photographs:

http://www.rexfeatures.com/cgi-bin/r2show0?k=klum&f=Newest

I, on the other hand, am much younger. I am just 50.

There's hope for you Nick, after all the 72 year old multi-billionaire owner
of
Formula 1, Bernie Ecclestone has a 45 year old wife with model looks,
Slavica.

I wondered what first attracted Slavica to the pint-sized, wrinkled old f*rt?

JPG

On 09 Sep 2003 11:16:33 GMT,

An impostor, pretending to be my personal Angel, Ms. Heidi Klum, wrote in
rec.autos.sport.f1:

Subject: To My Dearest Kansan
From: "Heidi Klum"

sunlight

and fresh air. He claims the fresh air helps him overcome all the years that
he has been smoking. I love my Flavio, he always finds a new way to be on
top of the world!

So, once again, I am sorry, my dearest Kansan. You will just have to live
your life and die your death knowing that I shall never truly exist outside
of your hallucinations and actual night time dreams. Flavio is calling me
know, it is our bed time as well and he has just finished wrestling
Gilgamesh, our most rowdy goat, and Flav is still in the mood to play with
me! He is great.

Respectfully,

~~~ heidi ~~~ (my signature looks pretty, yes?)

These are not the kinds of spiritual vibrations I receive from my Angel
through the celestial plain.

How can she, a 30-year-old Love Goddess, be truly in love with Flavio
Briatore, who is so old? He is 53, just look at the photographs:

http://www.rexfeatures.com/cgi-bin/r2show0?k=klum&f=Newest

I, on the other hand, am much younger. I am just 50.

There's hope for you Nick, after all the 72 year old multi-billionaire owner of
Formula 1, Bernie Ecclestone has a 45 year old wife with model looks, Slavica.

I wondered what first attracted Slavica to the pint-sized, wrinkled old fart?

On 09 Sep 2003 11:16:33 GMT,

An impostor, pretending to be my personal Angel, Ms. Heidi Klum, wrote in
rec.autos.sport.f1:

Subject: To My Dearest Kansan
From: "Heidi Klum"

sunlight

and fresh air. He claims the fresh air helps him overcome all the years that
he has been smoking. I love my Flavio, he always finds a new way to be on
top of the world!

So, once again, I am sorry, my dearest Kansan. You will just have to live
your life and die your death knowing that I shall never truly exist outside
of your hallucinations and actual night time dreams. Flavio is calling me
know, it is our bed time as well and he has just finished wrestling
Gilgamesh, our most rowdy goat, and Flav is still in the mood to play with
me! He is great.

Respectfully,

~~~ heidi ~~~ (my signature looks pretty, yes?)

These are not the kinds of spiritual vibrations I receive from my Angel
through the celestial plain.

How can she, a 30-year-old Love Goddess, be truly in love with Flavio
Briatore, who is so old? He is 53, just look at the photographs:

http://www.rexfeatures.com/cgi-bin/r2show0?k=klum&f=Newest

I, on the other hand, am much younger. I am just 50.

There's hope for you Nick, after all the 72 year old multi-billionaire owner of
Formula 1, Bernie Ecclestone has a 45 year old wife with model looks, Slavica.

I wondered what first attracted Slavica to the pint-sized, wrinkled old fart?

There's hope for you Nick, after all the 72 year old multi-billionaire owner of
Formula 1, Bernie Ecclestone has a 45 year old wife with model looks, Slavica.

I wondered what first attracted Slavica to the pint-sized, wrinkled old fart?