Religions > Atheism > To those who claim atheism is a religion, I've just dyed my hair! :-)
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"Uncle Buck" |
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25 Feb 2006 08:38:06 AM |
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To those who claim atheism is a religion, I've just dyed my hair! :-) |
To those who think atheism is a religion, I've just dyed my hair - and lost
about 10 pounds instantly in the process! :-)
So what is my new hair color? "Bald", of course. :-) Did it last night -
started out in the bathroom and moved the operation to the shower for the
finishing touches.
Of course, when I went to dry my hair for the very first time, I instantly
realized how velcro was discovered. :-# On the up side, if ever I want to
become a Muslim or other turban-wearing person, I know one _very_ effective way
to keep the thing from falling off my bald hair - without me to guide it in the
direction of my hair's natural grain, a _sandblaster_ couldn't make that thing
depart from my scalp.
Of course, that gives me a peculiar dilemma, as this means that my dye job is
less than perfect. It's not baby-bottom smooth. I shaved it at least 5 times
in 6 different directions, and I still cannot get rid of that microscopic
towel-glue. Any ideas? Would Nair™ work, perhaps? :-?
Anyway, just thought I'd mention my new "dye" job & see if anyone had any
suggestions. Later! :-)
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L8r,
Uncle Buck
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: To those who claim atheism is a religion, I've just dyed my hair! :-) |
25 Feb 2006 11:44:25 AM |
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"Uncle Buck" <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:kdq00253v8c9onc0ouldf296s16ta0j7qv@4ax.com...
To those who think atheism is a religion, I've just dyed my hair - and
lost
about 10 pounds instantly in the process! :-)
So what is my new hair color? "Bald", of course. :-) Did it last
night -
started out in the bathroom and moved the operation to the shower for the
finishing touches.
Of course, when I went to dry my hair for the very first time, I instantly
realized how velcro was discovered. :-# On the up side, if ever I want
to
become a Muslim or other turban-wearing person, I know one _very_
effective way
to keep the thing from falling off my bald hair - without me to guide it
in the
direction of my hair's natural grain, a _sandblaster_ couldn't make that
thing
depart from my scalp.
Of course, that gives me a peculiar dilemma, as this means that my dye job
is
less than perfect. It's not baby-bottom smooth. I shaved it at least 5
times
in 6 different directions, and I still cannot get rid of that microscopic
towel-glue. Any ideas? Would NairT work, perhaps? :-?
Anyway, just thought I'd mention my new "dye" job & see if anyone had any
suggestions. Later! :-)
Um, congratulations, I think :)
I know someone who shaves his head and I'll probably see him later this
evening. I'll ask him how it get it so smooth. Hopefully he won't think
I'm hitting on him ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: To those who claim atheism is a religion, I've just dyed my hair! :-) |
27 Feb 2006 09:52:15 PM |
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On Sat, 25 Feb 2006 12:44:25 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
"Uncle Buck" <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:kdq00253v8c9onc0ouldf296s16ta0j7qv@4ax.com...
To those who think atheism is a religion, I've just dyed my hair - and
lost
about 10 pounds instantly in the process! :-)
So what is my new hair color? "Bald", of course. :-) Did it last
night -
started out in the bathroom and moved the operation to the shower for the
finishing touches.
Of course, when I went to dry my hair for the very first time, I instantly
realized how velcro was discovered. :-# On the up side, if ever I want
to
become a Muslim or other turban-wearing person, I know one _very_
effective way
to keep the thing from falling off my bald hair - without me to guide it
in the
direction of my hair's natural grain, a _sandblaster_ couldn't make that
thing
depart from my scalp.
Of course, that gives me a peculiar dilemma, as this means that my dye job
is
less than perfect. It's not baby-bottom smooth. I shaved it at least 5
times
in 6 different directions, and I still cannot get rid of that microscopic
towel-glue. Any ideas? Would NairT work, perhaps? :-?
Anyway, just thought I'd mention my new "dye" job & see if anyone had any
suggestions. Later! :-)
Um, congratulations, I think :)
I know someone who shaves his head and I'll probably see him later this
evening. I'll ask him how it get it so smooth. Hopefully he won't think
I'm hitting on him ;)
Run your hands over to see if its baby butt smooth..... ;)
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "Kate " |
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| Title: Re: To those who claim atheism is a religion, I've just dyed my hair! :-) |
25 Feb 2006 02:48:02 PM |
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On Sat, 25 Feb 2006 09:38:06 -0500, Uncle Buck
<UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
To those who think atheism is a religion, I've just dyed my hair - and lost
about 10 pounds instantly in the process! :-)
So what is my new hair color? "Bald", of course. :-) Did it last night -
started out in the bathroom and moved the operation to the shower for the
finishing touches.
Of course, when I went to dry my hair for the very first time, I instantly
realized how velcro was discovered. :-# On the up side, if ever I want to
become a Muslim or other turban-wearing person, I know one _very_ effective way
to keep the thing from falling off my bald hair - without me to guide it in the
direction of my hair's natural grain, a _sandblaster_ couldn't make that thing
depart from my scalp.
Of course, that gives me a peculiar dilemma, as this means that my dye job is
less than perfect. It's not baby-bottom smooth. I shaved it at least 5 times
in 6 different directions, and I still cannot get rid of that microscopic
towel-glue. Any ideas? Would Nair™ work, perhaps? :-?
Anyway, just thought I'd mention my new "dye" job & see if anyone had any
suggestions. Later! :-)
Nair?
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| User: "Puck Greenman" |
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| Title: Re: To those who claim atheism is a religion, I've just dyed my hair! :-) |
25 Feb 2006 03:39:43 PM |
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On Sat, 25 Feb 2006 09:38:06 -0500, Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
To those who think atheism is a religion, I've just dyed my hair - and lost
about 10 pounds instantly in the process! :-)
So what is my new hair color? "Bald", of course. :-) Did it last night -
started out in the bathroom and moved the operation to the shower for the
finishing touches.
Of course, when I went to dry my hair for the very first time, I instantly
realized how velcro was discovered. :-# On the up side, if ever I want to
become a Muslim or other turban-wearing person, I know one _very_ effective way
to keep the thing from falling off my bald hair - without me to guide it in the
direction of my hair's natural grain, a _sandblaster_ couldn't make that thing
depart from my scalp.
Of course, that gives me a peculiar dilemma, as this means that my dye job is
less than perfect. It's not baby-bottom smooth. I shaved it at least 5 times
in 6 different directions, and I still cannot get rid of that microscopic
towel-glue. Any ideas? Would Nairâ„¢ work, perhaps? :-?
Anyway, just thought I'd mention my new "dye" job & see if anyone had any
suggestions. Later! :-)
Speaking as one who has worn that particular hair style, for more years than I care to
think about.
It will take a while for your head to get used to the razor, the first 12 months, is
liable to see you with your pate covered, not in hair, but in small pimples, caused by the
electric razor, or plasters, where you took the tops of them, if you use a wet razor.
I've tried both, and in the long run, I find I get the best result with a wet razor. (:-)
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The spelling Like any opinion stated here
purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
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| User: "Les Hemmings" |
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| Title: Re: To those who claim atheism is a religion, I've just dyed my hair! :-) |
26 Feb 2006 09:57:26 AM |
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Uncle Buck wrote:
Of course, that gives me a peculiar dilemma, as this means that my
dye job is less than perfect. It's not baby-bottom smooth. I shaved
it at least 5 times in 6 different directions, and I still cannot get
rid of that microscopic towel-glue. Any ideas? Would NairT work,
perhaps? :-?
Anyway, just thought I'd mention my new "dye" job & see if anyone had
any suggestions. Later! :-)
Have you tried Immac? Worked a treat for my vasectomy!
Les
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Remove Frontal Lobes to reply direct.
http://armsofmorpheus.blogspot.com/
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
His name shall be The Flying Spaghetti Monster!
http://www.venganza.org/index.htm
Epicurus
Les Hemmings a.a #2251 SA
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| User: "Martin" |
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| Title: Re: To those who claim atheism is a religion, I've just dyed my hair! |
25 Feb 2006 09:25:33 AM |
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Uncle Buck wrote:
Of course, that gives me a peculiar dilemma, as this means that my
dye job is
less than perfect. It's not baby-bottom smooth. I shaved it at least 5 times
in 6 different directions, and I still cannot get rid of that microscopic
towel-glue. Any ideas? Would Nair™ work, perhaps? :-?
waxing!
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: To those who claim atheism is a religion, I've just dyed my hair! :-) |
25 Feb 2006 11:00:23 AM |
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"Martin" <usenet1@etiqa.co.uk> wrote in message
news:440076e3$0$4999$db0fefd9@news.zen.co.uk...
Uncle Buck wrote:
Of course, that gives me a peculiar dilemma, as this means that my dye
job is
less than perfect. It's not baby-bottom smooth. I shaved it at least 5
times
in 6 different directions, and I still cannot get rid of that microscopic
towel-glue. Any ideas? Would Nair™ work, perhaps? :-?
waxing!
Rrriiiiippp!
When applied to the head, it's called scalping.
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Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
http://www.ashenempires.com
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: To those who claim atheism is a religion, I've just dyed my hair! :-) |
27 Feb 2006 09:51:31 PM |
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On Sat, 25 Feb 2006 15:25:33 +0000, Martin <usenet1@etiqa.co.uk> wrote
in alt.atheism
Uncle Buck wrote:
Of course, that gives me a peculiar dilemma, as this means that my
dye job is
less than perfect. It's not baby-bottom smooth. I shaved it at least 5 times
in 6 different directions, and I still cannot get rid of that microscopic
towel-glue. Any ideas? Would Nair™ work, perhaps? :-?
waxing!
What about waning?........ ;)
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: To those who claim atheism is a religion, I've just dyed my hair! :-) |
25 Feb 2006 03:23:22 PM |
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on 25 Feb 2006 in alt.atheism, dear sweet Uncle Buck
(UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
To those who think atheism is a religion, I've just dyed my hair -
and lost about 10 pounds instantly in the process! :-)
So what is my new hair color? "Bald", of course. :-) Did it last
night - started out in the bathroom and moved the operation to the
shower for the finishing touches.
I've always wanted to do that. The closest I get is a #1 buzz. It's
impossible to destroy that hairdo with a motorcycle helmet...
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Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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