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04 Feb 2005 08:48:09 AM |
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TOBS: Good logic |
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem
Science has with God, The "Almighty". He asks one of his new
Christian students to stand and.....
Professor: You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student : Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student : Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal
him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God
didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm? (Student kepps silence.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is
God good?
Student :Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student : From...God... originally, yes!
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything.
Correct?
Student : Yes.
Prof: So who created evil? (Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these
terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student :Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them? (Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe
the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God? God's voice?
Student : No , sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God?
Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science
says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student : No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat,
superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we
don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero
which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no
such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence
of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the
opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as
darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of
something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing
light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's
called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you
would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue
there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God.You are
viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can
measure.Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity
and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either
one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the
fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.Now tell
me, Professor: Do you teach your students that they evolved from a
monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of
course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize
where the argument is going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at
work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavour,
are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a
preacher? (The class is in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the
Professor's brain? (The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's
brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?.....No one appears to have done
so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable,
demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,Sir. With
all due respect, Sir, how do we can trust your lectures, Sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face
unfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir.. The link between man & God is FAITH.
That is all that keeps things moving & alive........
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| Title: Re: TOBS: Good logic (JABRIOL CAMDEN NJ SADISTIC RACIST) |
08 Feb 2005 04:37:16 PM |
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Ratt-Baggs & Rusty Beddsprings wrote:
"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
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On Mon, 7 Feb 2005 12:32:44 -0600, "~~ ><> ><>" <P@P> said in
alt.atheism:
<jabriol@fastmail.fm> wrote in message
news:1107789357.871521.67200@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
I've been exiled from NYC.. where I was born.
* Change of story? You've already told us the reason for your
horrendous
spelling and grammar was because you were born in Puerto Rico (to
a
single
PR mother and African American father who abandoned her and you).
You
claimed English was your second language. Now you were born in
NYC?
LOL!!!!
To be perfectly fair, there are Hispanic kids born in NYC who don't
hear a word of English until they enter school - IF they enter
school.
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Al, there were Spanish kids where I lived in Brooklyn who did fine in
school. Some were born in PR, some in SA and some right there in
Brooklyn.
They all learned English in kindergarten and 1 st grade.
too bad, you did not even pass 1st grade.
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| Title: Re: TOBS: Good logic (JABRIOL CAMDEN NJ SADISTIC RACIST) |
07 Feb 2005 07:29:20 PM |
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~~ ><> ><> wrote:
< > wrote in message
news:1107789357.871521.67200@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Al Klein wrote:
On 5 Feb 2005 19:22:34 -0800, said in
alt.atheism:
That what John Walker did... and they drag his rear end back. In
fact
the goverment drag in people here that don't want to be... and
they
are
not americans.. ask Manuel Noriega.
If you're so anti-American, why don't you go back to where you
came
from?
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I've been exiled from NYC.. where I was born.
* Change of story? You've already told us the reason for your
horrendous
spelling and grammar was because you were born in Puerto Rico (to a
single
PR mother and African American father who abandoned her and you).
You
claimed English was your second language. Now you were born in NYC?
LOL!!!!
Have I now... maybe you can find this jewel, on google, or something..
some sort of evidence eh???
let us repeat your history of things, that you said, that I have
writen,
that was later proven a lie.
I was dfd..
then I was an elder.
then I raped my daughter.
I killed Chris Dubose..
I threaten to kill you.
I called your grandson a monkey.
your clain is about as valid as WMD in Iraq.
basely all un provable statements, that "everyone knows"
yeah.. four of five dentist..
my doctor said...
I read in the press..
God spoke to me last night.. etc etc etc
dance on carolbot marionette.
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| User: "Ratt-Baggs & Rusty Beddsprings P@P" |
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| Title: Re: TOBS: Good logic (JABRIOL CAMDEN NJ SADISTIC RACIST) |
07 Feb 2005 10:19:24 PM |
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<> wrote in message
news:1107826160.886803.208810@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
~~ ><> ><> wrote:
< > wrote in message
news:1107789357.871521.67200@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Al Klein wrote:
On 5 Feb 2005 19:22:34 -0800, said in
alt.atheism:
That what John Walker did... and they drag his rear end back. In
fact
the goverment drag in people here that don't want to be... and
they
are
not americans.. ask Manuel Noriega.
If you're so anti-American, why don't you go back to where you
came
from?
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I've been exiled from NYC.. where I was born.
* Change of story? You've already told us the reason for your
horrendous
spelling and grammar was because you were born in Puerto Rico (to a
single
PR mother and African American father who abandoned her and you).
You
claimed English was your second language. Now you were born in NYC?
LOL!!!!
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Have I now... maybe you can find this jewel, on google, or something..
some sort of evidence eh???
## Let anyone interested look it up themselves. I couldn't care less if you
change were you were born every week.
let us repeat your history of things, that you said, that I have
writen,
that was later proven a lie.
## Same STALE old bait..... yawn! :-O
--
Ratt..........
"Jabriol wants to be loved; failing this, to be admired; failing this, to be
feared; failing even this, to be hated and despised. Jabriol wants to
arouse
some sort of feeling in people. The soul shrinks from the void and wants
contact at any price." ~ Hjalmar Soderberg ~
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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07 Feb 2005 05:56:55 PM |
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On 7 Feb 2005 07:15:57 -0800, said in alt.atheism:
Al Klein wrote:
On 5 Feb 2005 19:22:34 -0800, said in
alt.atheism:
If you're so anti-American, why don't you go back to where you came
from?
I've been exiled from NYC.. where I was born.
*****. No one checks people as they enter the city.
Or do you mean that there's a warrant for your arrest in the city?
and last I heard the constitution gives me the right to voice my
opinion...
or has that changed?
No, it hasn't changed. And we have the right to show how stupid your
opinion is.
--
"A truly unselfish act would be a Christian volunteering to have his soul take your
soul's place in hell, so yours could go to Heaven. Don't hold your breath."
- John Popelish
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07 Feb 2005 07:33:10 PM |
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*****. No one checks people as they enter the city.
where have you been since 911?
you can't even par your car in manhattan, without the attendant asking
to open your trunk
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| User: "Ratt-Baggs & Rusty Beddsprings P@P" |
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07 Feb 2005 10:21:41 PM |
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<jabriol@fastmail.fm> wrote in message
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*****. No one checks people as they enter the city.
where have you been since 911?
you can't even par your car in manhattan, without the attendant asking
to open your trunk
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Try dressing decently and looking like a respectable person. No one
bothered my husband or myself in NYC after 911.
--
Ratt...
All trees (like the WTS) can be judged by the fruit (Jabriols) they produce.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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08 Feb 2005 01:55:19 AM |
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On Mon, 7 Feb 2005 22:21:41 -0600, "Ratt-Baggs & Rusty Beddsprings"
<P@P> said in alt.atheism:
<jabriol@fastmail.fm> wrote in message
news:1107826390.342295.119230@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
*****. No one checks people as they enter the city.
where have you been since 911?
you can't even par your car in manhattan, without the attendant asking
to open your trunk
Try dressing decently and looking like a respectable person. No one
bothered my husband or myself in NYC after 911.
No one bothers bums either. Or kids that set off metal detectors with
their "body jewelry". No one bothers anyone coming across a bridge or
through a tunnel. They're too busy doing REAL things.
--
"My position concerning God is that of an agnostic. I am convinced that a vivid
consciousness of the primary importance of moral principles for the betterment and
ennoblement of life does not need the idea of a law-giver, especially a law-giver who
works on the basis of reward and punishment. "
- Letter to M. Berkowitz, October 25, 1950; Einstein Archive 59-215
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| Title: Re: TOBS: Good logic - slums-whores-CAMDEN NJ |
08 Feb 2005 11:18:00 AM |
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"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
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On Mon, 7 Feb 2005 22:21:41 -0600, "Ratt-Baggs & Rusty Beddsprings"
<P@P> said in alt.atheism:
<jabriol@fastmail.fm> wrote in message
news:1107826390.342295.119230@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
*****. No one checks people as they enter the city.
where have you been since 911?
you can't even par your car in manhattan, without the attendant asking
to open your trunk
Try dressing decently and looking like a respectable person. No one
bothered my husband or myself in NYC after 911.
No one bothers bums either. Or kids that set off metal detectors with
their "body jewelry". No one bothers anyone coming across a bridge or
through a tunnel. They're too busy doing REAL things.
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We all know Jabriol lives in his own reality and always finds something to
feel persecuted about. That's what the WTS does to people. Add his unhappy
family and home life (single mother, welfare, no father), his failure as a
husband and father (he threw his daughter and grandchild out on the streets
of Camden NJ, his other kids disowned him etc.), his failure as a book
salesmen for the WTS. He seems convinced that everyone thinks Puerto Ricans
are scum. That's all in his feverish warped little mind. The irony is he
himself has posted several times about all the Hispanic crack whores, unwed
mothers (he calls them welfarians), and dopers in the slum where he lives.
No one else ever said a word about what nationality or color those people
were BUT Jabbers! No one knew he lived in a slum with a heavy Hispanic
population until HE told us himself.
--
Ratt
All trees (like the WTS) can be judged by the fruit (Jabriols) they produce.
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| User: "josephus" |
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08 Feb 2005 01:15:14 AM |
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wrote:
*****. No one checks people as they enter the city.
where have you been since 911?
you can't even par your car in manhattan, without the attendant asking
to open your trunk
What the hell do you have in your trunk that you dont want anyone to see?
josephus
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| User: "Ratt-Baggs P@P" |
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| Title: Re: TOBS: Good logic - cars - lies |
08 Feb 2005 11:20:28 AM |
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"josephus" <dogbird@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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jabriol@fastmail.fm wrote:
*****. No one checks people as they enter the city.
where have you been since 911?
you can't even par your car in manhattan, without the attendant asking
to open your trunk
What the hell do you have in your trunk that you dont want anyone to see?
josephus
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Because of his severe Epilepsy Jabber's doesn't own or drive a car. As
usual he's playing the Watchtower "theocratic warfare" card that allows him
to LIE with a clear conscience.
--
Ratt.....
Here you will find clinical studies proving that the Jehovah's Witnesses
(Like Jabriol) exhibit rates of mental illness between four and forty times
the average
for the population at large:
http://google.com/groups?selm=D3J0QI5Z38234.4565046296@anonymous.poster
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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08 Feb 2005 12:13:00 AM |
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On 7 Feb 2005 17:33:10 -0800, said in alt.atheism:
*****. No one checks people as they enter the city.
where have you been since 911?
In and out of NYC. Many times.
you can't even par your car in manhattan, without the attendant asking
to open your trunk
*****. I park my car. No one comes running over to ask me to open
my trunk. If they did I'd ask to see a badge and a warrant. Which
reminds me - I should carry cuffs when I go, just in case.
You know as much about NYC as you know about Marsopolis.
--
"Christianity has already had the chance to govern
the world according to its own ethical standards.
It was called the "Dark Ages".
- Bill, The Avender
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| User: "Tukla Ratte" |
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07 Feb 2005 01:25:33 PM |
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wrote:
english is not my first language
And that prevents you from using a spelling checker?
< snip >
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
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05 Feb 2005 11:03:42 PM |
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english is not my first language, I forget american tend to look down
on those who don't speak the language of the empire.
Americans usually take people on their merits. Don't rely on pitiful
excuses for the low opinions most of the posters here appear to have of
you. No doubt you have earned them.
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06 Feb 2005 11:40:54 AM |
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cactus wrote:
jabriol@fastmail.fm wrote:
english is not my first language, I forget american tend to look
down
on those who don't speak the language of the empire.
Americans usually take people on their merits. Don't rely on pitiful
excuses for the low opinions most of the posters here appear to have
of
you. No doubt you have earned them.
point taken, theay are all dumb... got it.
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06 Feb 2005 01:59:49 PM |
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<jabriol@fastmail.fm> a known RACIST and MASOCHISTIC SOCIOPATH wrote in
message news:1107711654.914955.23860@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
cactus wrote:
jabriol@fastmail.fm wrote:
english is not my first language, I forget american tend to look
down
on those who don't speak the language of the empire.
Americans usually take people on their merits. Don't rely on pitiful
excuses for the low opinions most of the posters here appear to have
of
you. No doubt you have earned them.
point taken, theay are all dumb... got it.
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Every single person who reads a few of Jabriol's posts develops a low
opinion of him. His posting history is almost beyond belief. He called his
own mother a "*****" because she had him out of wedlock. He calls bi-racial
children "black bastards." He's claimed that raped or beaten women deserved
it, and that the disabled, mentally ill and aged should be left to die since
they use up resources others deserve....
--
Linda
Here you will find clinical studies proving that the Jehovah's Witnesses
like Jabriol exhibit rates of mental illness between four and forty times
the average
for the population at large:
http://google.com/groups?selm=D3J0QI5Z38234.4565046296@anonymous.poster
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06 Feb 2005 06:52:46 PM |
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On Sun, 6 Feb 2005 13:59:49 -0600, "Linda Lou" <P@P> said in
alt.atheism:
children "black bastards." He's claimed that raped or beaten women deserved
it, and that the disabled, mentally ill and aged should be left to die since
they use up resources others deserve....
Not realizing that, were that to come to pass, he'd be one of those
left to die.
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"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus
was not born of a virgin."
Cardinal Bellarmine,[1615, during the trial of Galileo]
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| User: "Linda Lou P@P" |
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06 Feb 2005 10:40:13 PM |
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"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
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On Sun, 6 Feb 2005 13:59:49 -0600, "Linda Lou" <P@P> said in
alt.atheism:
children "black bastards." He's claimed that raped or beaten women
deserved
it, and that the disabled, mentally ill and aged should be left to die
since
they use up resources others deserve....
Not realizing that, were that to come to pass, he'd be one of those
left to die.
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Yes he would. He suffers from Epilepsy. Knowing he had a genetic disease he
selfishly produced several children - probably 1/2 of them suffer from the
same disease, as will some of his grandchildren. According to Jabbers
himself they should all just "die."
--
Linda....
Subject: The (NON) Qualifications Of The Translators Of The NWT
Fred Franz: 2 Credit Hours Bible Greek, 21 Credit Hours Classical Greek,
University of Cincinnati, Dropped out junior year.
Nathan Knorr: None
Milton Henschel: None
Albert Schroeder: None
Karl Klein: None
George Gangas: None
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07 Feb 2005 02:35:03 PM |
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On Sun, 6 Feb 2005 22:40:13 -0600, "Linda Lou" <P@P> said in
alt.atheism:
Yes he would. He suffers from Epilepsy. Knowing he had a genetic disease he
selfishly produced several children - probably 1/2 of them suffer from the
same disease, as will some of his grandchildren. According to Jabbers
himself they should all just "die."
The farther they all stay from him the better off they'll be. Poor
bitter old man. Death would probably be a blessing for him.
--
"To assume the existence of an unperceivable being ... does not facilitate understanding
the orderliness we find in the perceivable world."
- Letter to an Iowa student who asked, What is God? July, 1953; Einstein Archive 59-085
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06 Feb 2005 06:51:48 PM |
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On 6 Feb 2005 09:40:54 -0800, said in alt.atheism:
cactus wrote:
wrote:
english is not my first language, I forget american tend to look down
on those who don't speak the language of the empire.
Americans usually take people on their merits. Don't rely on pitiful
excuses for the low opinions most of the posters here appear to have of
you. No doubt you have earned them.
point taken, theay are all dumb... got it.
Another shipment of irony meters rendered useless.
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"Creationists are the best evidence we have that there is no intelligent design."
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| User: "Tukla Ratte" |
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07 Feb 2005 01:30:24 PM |
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Al Klein wrote:
On 6 Feb 2005 09:40:54 -0800, said in alt.atheism:
cactus wrote:
wrote:
english is not my first language, I forget american tend to look down
on those who don't speak the language of the empire.
Americans usually take people on their merits. Don't rely on pitiful
excuses for the low opinions most of the posters here appear to have of
you. No doubt you have earned them.
point taken, theay are all dumb... got it.
Another shipment of irony meters rendered useless.
I'm glad they started shipping the things in asbestos containers.
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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05 Feb 2005 09:46:20 PM |
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On 5 Feb 2005 15:45:34 -0800, said in alt.atheism:
english is not my first language, I forget american tend to look down
on those who don't speak the language of the empire.
We tend to look down on morons who pretend to intelligence.
--
"I don't try to imagine a God; it suffices to stand in awe of the structure of the world
insofar as it allows our inadequate senses to appreciate it."
- Letter to S. Flesch, April 16, 1954; Einstein Archive 30-1154
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| User: "" |
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06 Feb 2005 11:37:36 AM |
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Al Klein wrote:
On 5 Feb 2005 15:45:34 -0800, said in
alt.atheism:
english is not my first language, I forget american tend to look
down
on those who don't speak the language of the empire.
We tend to look down on morons who pretend to intelligence.
then stop looking in the mirror.. you will feel better.
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| User: "Linda Lou P@P" |
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| Title: Re: TOBS: Good logic but not from: (JABRIOL CAMDEN NJ) |
06 Feb 2005 01:54:23 PM |
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<> a KNOWN RACIST and Masochist wrote in message
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Al Klein wrote:
On 5 Feb 2005 15:45:34 -0800, said in
alt.atheism:
english is not my first language, I forget american tend to look
down
on those who don't speak the language of the empire.
We tend to look down on morons who pretend to intelligence.
then stop looking in the mirror.. you will feel better.
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Once again Jabriol EATS UP the "humiliation" of being slapped down by those
with real intelligence...
--
Linda.....
The JWs keep saying it (Armageddon) is imminent, just a matter of time,
only a matter of weeks or months from the predicted date: 1874(+40),
1878(+40), 1910,
1914, 1915, 1916, 1917, 1918, 1922, 1925, 1940, 1945, 1975, 1999/2000...
LATEST DATE: 2034 Come get your predictions and palm read by the GB!
Just one WRONG date after another - they're truly inspired by *GASP* demons!
"If he is a false prophet (like the GB), his prophecy will fail to come to
pass."
(Watchtower, 5/15/30).
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: TOBS: Good logic |
06 Feb 2005 01:57:08 PM |
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On 6 Feb 2005 09:37:36 -0800, said in alt.atheism:
Al Klein wrote:
On 5 Feb 2005 15:45:34 -0800, said in alt.atheism:
english is not my first language, I forget american tend to look down
on those who don't speak the language of the empire.
We tend to look down on morons who pretend to intelligence.
then stop looking in the mirror.. you will feel better.
Even for you, IKYABWAI is a lame comeback. I'd expect better from an
8 year old.
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"To assume the existence of an unperceivable being ... does not facilitate understanding
the orderliness we find in the perceivable world."
- Letter to an Iowa student who asked, What is God? July, 1953; Einstein Archive 59-085
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rukbat at verizon dot net
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: TOBS: Good logic |
07 Feb 2005 09:09:05 AM |
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Even for you, IKYABWAI is a lame comeback. I'd expect better from an
8 year old.
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the mind of 8 yr old is too complex for you.
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| User: "Steve Mading" |
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| Title: Re: TOBS: Good logic |
04 Feb 2005 07:29:27 PM |
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On 4 Feb 2005 14:36:20 -0800, <> wrote:
Steve Mading wrote:
On 4 Feb 2005 06:48:09 -0800,
< > wrote:
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the
problem
[rest of drivel snipped]
I note how you can't win an argument against real people, so you
have to make up an alleged professor who is an idiot, in order to
have someone to "win" against.
Why is the professor an idiot? refer to John Ings reply to the thread,
where he comments that the professor was teaching a fact.
I guess your assement of John's reply is not in high estime.
I don't tolerate deception, or people who like to pretend to be
stupider than they are to troll. John's reply (which wasn't
even there yet when I posted the above, you deceptive *****) was
referring to ONE part of what the fictional professor was doing -
teaching evolution. The rest of his comments make it very clear
that that statement didn't refer to the rest of what your
fictional professor was saying.
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| User: "John Ings" |
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| Title: Re: TOBS: Good logic |
04 Feb 2005 09:52:43 AM |
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On 4 Feb 2005 06:48:09 -0800, wrote:
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize
where the argument is going.)
No real professor would.
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at
work
Lie. Evolution has been observed many times.
and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavour,
Lie again. Yes we can so prove.
are you not teaching your opinion, sir?
No, he's teaching fact.
Are you not a scientist but a
preacher? (The class is in uproar.)
Only in Creationist fiction. Any real professor would tear that
argument to shreds.
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the
Professor's brain? (The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's
brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?.....No one appears to have done
so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable,
demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,Sir.
Arrant nonsense. The activities of any brain are easily demonstrated.
With
all due respect, Sir, how do we can trust your lectures, Sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face
unfathomable.)
Malarkey! No real university professor is that dumb!
## Perhaps we should call him Moses,
## because every time he opens his mouth the bull rushes...
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| User: "~{@" |
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| Title: Re: TOBS: Good logic |
04 Feb 2005 12:20:27 PM |
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"John Ings" <nodamned@spam.org> wrote in message
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On 4 Feb 2005 06:48:09 -0800, wrote:
Malarkey! No real university professor is that dumb!
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Unless he's a Jehovah's Witness elder running his mouth at a Kingdom Hall.
Remember Jabriol is a CREATIONIST as are all JWs.
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Owl.....
"Men never do evil so completely and
cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction."
~ Blaise Pascal (1623-1662) ~
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: TOBS: Good logic |
04 Feb 2005 05:49:26 PM |
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On Fri, 4 Feb 2005 12:20:27 -0600, "~{@\(\)@}~" <P@P> said in
alt.atheism:
Remember Jabriol is a CREATIONIST as are all JWs.
Jabbers isn't intelligent enough to be a creationist.
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"Given that you exist and that you are aware of your situation and
surroundings, you will find yourself in a place which has conditions
exactly suitable to your being there. If the environment was
hostile or incompatible in some important way then you would not be
there in the first place. Therefore the suitability and seeming
perfection of your universe cannot be taken as evidence of anything
more than your existence in it."
- Edward Warren, "The naturalistic fallacy"
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: TOBS: Good logic |
04 Feb 2005 04:48:50 PM |
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~{@()@}~ wrote:
"John Ings" <nodamned@spam.org> wrote in message
news:e86701pbk9rlgfg7oc3fd2frs0lh7bfnep@4ax.com...
On 4 Feb 2005 06:48:09 -0800, wrote:
Malarkey! No real university professor is that dumb!
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Unless he's a Jehovah's Witness elder running his mouth at a Kingdom
Hall.
Remember Jabriol is a CREATIONIST as are all JWs.
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ahhh yes the appearence of the Carolbot. automatic responses, no
intelligence whatsoever.
Here is the evidence of a bot. Using the Turing test.
Carol, who is responsible for yor 3 divorces, lost custody of your son,
and pacemaker...
God...
or your poor judgement in men?
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