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Religions > Atheism |
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"Mike Painter" |
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19 Apr 2004 06:05:47 PM |
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Today I became one with Jason |
I was ordained and got my masters certificate by email.
Part of the message:
The Reverend Michael D Painter, MA
Michael:
I am most pleased to be able to ordain you into the clergy of The Universal
Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic.
Attached is your ordination certificate. Go forth and preach the word of
agnosticism.
Also, attached is your degree certificate. Congratulations upon your
graduation.
It makes me so proud, I worked so hard.
SEND ME MONEY.
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| User: "The other Donald" |
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| Title: Re: Today I became one with Jason |
20 Apr 2004 12:36:39 AM |
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"Mike Painter" <mdotpainter@att.net> wrote in message
news:fXYgc.858$_o3.17899@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
I was ordained and got my masters certificate by email.
Part of the message:
The Reverend Michael D Painter, MA
Michael:
I am most pleased to be able to ordain you into the clergy of The
Universal
Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic.
Attached is your ordination certificate. Go forth and preach the word of
agnosticism.
Also, attached is your degree certificate. Congratulations upon your
graduation.
Congratulations.
Now, go get one from the Universal Life Church and spite the fundies by
performing weddings. I've already done two: my nephew's and the sister of a
fellow firefighter. Both are legal and binding.
It makes me so proud, I worked so hard.
SEND ME MONEY.
You already sound like a damn televangelist,
--
-Donald in Austin
AA #2104
Apatriot #22
Atheist FF/EMT
.....and ordained minister
Stork pin recipient: May 1, 2003 -Madelyn
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Today I became one with Jason |
20 Apr 2004 01:11:52 AM |
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"The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yehaw2.com> wrote in message
news:HF2hc.1818$NR5.1643@fe1.texas.rr.com...
It makes me so proud, I worked so hard.
SEND ME MONEY.
You already sound like a damn televangelist,
I don't care. (Which is our church motto.)
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| User: "Ted King" |
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| Title: Re: Today I became one with Jason |
20 Apr 2004 06:41:16 PM |
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In article <Ia3hc.6375$um3.166959@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
"Mike Painter" <mdotpainter@att.net> wrote:
"The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yehaw2.com> wrote in message
news:HF2hc.1818$NR5.1643@fe1.texas.rr.com...
It makes me so proud, I worked so hard.
SEND ME MONEY.
You already sound like a damn televangelist,
I don't care. (Which is our church motto.)
I was thinking of starting a church with that motto, too! But my motivation just
sort of dithered out.
Ted
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Today I became one with Jason |
20 Apr 2004 01:01:51 AM |
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"The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yehaw2.com> wrote in message
news:HF2hc.1818$NR5.1643@fe1.texas.rr.com...
Congratulations.
Now, go get one from the Universal Life Church and spite the fundies by
performing weddings. I've already done two: my nephew's and the sister of
a
fellow firefighter. Both are legal and binding.
Just submitted my application.
Now I'm one up on Jason.
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