It commemorates the day when Jebus ***** his followers when they
realized all his bluster about "dying for their sins" was just a load
of crap.
"So, Jesus...err... tell us again about how you 'died for our sins' if
you...and correct us if we're wrong here...you display quite a spring
in your step...that is...err... for a dead man. We were a little
unclear on the details of how your death was going to save anybody,
but now it seems that you didn't even successfully die. So, WTF?"
"It was a joke, man...you guys are so uncool...no senses of humor..at
all. I mean, I've been telling you I was god...you think a few nails
are gonna stop me...grow up...what harm was done? Hey, Judas!!! Get me
a sandwich...I hope you got the joke....Judas??? Where 'yat? I need
something to tide me over till we go over to the 'Next Supper Blowout'
over at Caiphas's house. Now, he's a cool guy, I thought he was almost
laughed his ***** off a couple of times when he saw how droopy you guys
looked. He said you guys were never gonna fall for it . I said, naw
these guys follow me anywhere, they'll swallow it hook line and
sinker...heh, heh, fisherman's joke... get it??? Here guys, here's
some silver...go buy a sense of humor. Judas!!! Where's that
sammich??? I'm not gettin' older here...deity joke...get it? What's
with you guys???."
"Well, anyway, you'll get over it. Now just so we're still on the same
page...don't try to start any religions, we need another religion like
I need another hole in my body...that would really ***** me and dad
off. I mean that's all I need...a bunch of guys with absolutely no
senses of humor, worshiping me!!! That would really irritate me for
like a few thousand years. Just be good Jews, and nobody gets
damned...mmmkay?"
"Well, in a few days I'm going to pop off and play the same jokes on
people on another planet...but don't worry....I'll return within your
lifetimes (steps outside)....bwahahahaha...I kill me. Suckas!!!"
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