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Religions > Atheism |
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"Josef Balluch" |
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29 Nov 2003 07:23:34 PM |
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Today's Great Church Sign |
The Pentecostal church near my place has come through with another
winner.
WANTED
REJECTS FAILURES
DYING OUTCASTS
Their standards for membership certainly leave something to be desired.
Regards,
Josef
The source of religious preoccupation is in the self, or rather the
rejection of the self. ... Man alone is a religious animal because, as
Montaigne points out, "it is a malady confined to man, and not seen in
any other creature, to hate and despise ourselves."
-- Eric Hoffer
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| User: "Alun Harford" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Great Church Sign |
29 Nov 2003 08:07:37 PM |
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"Josef Balluch" <josef.balluch@sympatico.can> wrote in message
news:MPG.1a3310a2a2d4a3c898972d@news1.on.sympatico.ca...
WANTED
REJECTS FAILURES
DYING OUTCASTS
Well they're still not up to the standard of the Church Sign Generator.
MY LAST NAME
IS NOT
"DAMN IT"
- - GOD
http://www.aboyandhiscomputer.com/images/csg/demosign.jpg
LOL.
Alun Harford
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| User: "Jenny6833A" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Great Church Sign |
29 Nov 2003 11:37:22 PM |
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MY LAST NAME
IS NOT
"DAMN IT"
- - GOD
MY LAST NAME
IS NOT
"CHRIST"
-- JESUS
Before emailing, remove Clothes
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Great Church Sign |
30 Nov 2003 09:39:17 PM |
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On 30 Nov 2003 05:37:22 GMT, jenny6833a@aol.comClothes (Jenny6833A)
posted in alt.atheism:
MY LAST NAME
IS NOT
"CHRIST"
-- JESUS
Something that would come as news to most Christians.
--
"I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the harmony of all that exists, but
not in a God who concerns himself with the fate and actions of human beings."
-A. Einstein (1929 -- Einstein Archive 33-272)
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Great Church Sign |
01 Dec 2003 12:36:02 AM |
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"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:hudlsv4hf5eruv050dsi3daekilddodvs8@Pern.rk...
On 30 Nov 2003 05:37:22 GMT, jenny6833a@aol.comClothes (Jenny6833A)
posted in alt.atheism:
MY LAST NAME
IS NOT
"CHRIST"
-- JESUS
Something that would come as news to most Christians.
a lot of them don't realise it's a title and not a surname.
I like jesus naughtius maximus
--
"I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the harmony of all
that exists, but
not in a God who concerns himself with the fate and actions of human
beings."
-A. Einstein (1929 -- Einstein Archive 33-272)
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "ArWeGod" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Great Church Sign |
01 Dec 2003 02:59:12 AM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:mjByb.34512$aT.27216@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:hudlsv4hf5eruv050dsi3daekilddodvs8@Pern.rk...
On 30 Nov 2003 05:37:22 GMT, jenny6833a@aol.comClothes (Jenny6833A)
posted in alt.atheism:
MY LAST NAME
IS NOT
"CHRIST"
-- JESUS
Something that would come as news to most Christians.
a lot of them don't realise it's a title and not a surname.
I like jesus naughtius maximus
Next they'll be saying His middle name's not H.
Altho, I've never understood how H can stand for "fucking"...?
-ArWeGod
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Great Church Sign |
01 Dec 2003 03:14:25 AM |
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"ArWeGod" <ArWeGod?@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:ApDyb.28504$mi4.14971@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com...
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:mjByb.34512$aT.27216@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:hudlsv4hf5eruv050dsi3daekilddodvs8@Pern.rk...
On 30 Nov 2003 05:37:22 GMT, jenny6833a@aol.comClothes (Jenny6833A)
posted in alt.atheism:
MY LAST NAME
IS NOT
"CHRIST"
-- JESUS
Something that would come as news to most Christians.
a lot of them don't realise it's a title and not a surname.
I like jesus naughtius maximus
Next they'll be saying His middle name's not H.
Altho, I've never understood how H can stand for "fucking"...?
I think it starts with an H in the original ancient hebrew. more expressive
that way
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| User: "Khartoum" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Great Church Sign |
01 Dec 2003 11:41:39 AM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:RDDyb.34730$aT.32869@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
"ArWeGod" <ArWeGod?@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:mjByb.34512$aT.27216@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:hudlsv4hf5eruv050dsi3daekilddodvs8@Pern.rk...
On 30 Nov 2003 05:37:22 GMT, jenny6833a@aol.comClothes (Jenny6833A)
posted in alt.atheism:
MY LAST NAME
IS NOT
"CHRIST"
-- JESUS
Something that would come as news to most Christians.
a lot of them don't realise it's a title and not a surname.
I like jesus naughtius maximus
Next they'll be saying His middle name's not H.
Altho, I've never understood how H can stand for "fucking"...?
I think it starts with an H in the original ancient hebrew. more
expressive
that way
I thought the H stood for Haploid.
--
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Khartoum aa#2110
When two men of science disagree, they do not invoke the secular arm; they
wait for further evidence to decide the issue, because, as men of science,
they know that neither is infallible. But when two theologians differ,
since there is no criteria to which either can appeal, there is nothing for
it but mutual hatred and an open or covert appeal to force.
Bertrand Russell
Can Religion Cure our Troubles 1954
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Great Church Sign |
01 Dec 2003 11:15:10 PM |
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"Khartoum" <KhartoumNOSPAM@insightbb.com> wrote in message
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"ArWeGod" <ArWeGod?@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:mjByb.34512$aT.27216@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:hudlsv4hf5eruv050dsi3daekilddodvs8@Pern.rk...
On 30 Nov 2003 05:37:22 GMT, jenny6833a@aol.comClothes
(Jenny6833A)
posted in alt.atheism:
MY LAST NAME
IS NOT
"CHRIST"
-- JESUS
Something that would come as news to most Christians.
a lot of them don't realise it's a title and not a surname.
I like jesus naughtius maximus
Next they'll be saying His middle name's not H.
Altho, I've never understood how H can stand for "fucking"...?
I think it starts with an H in the original ancient hebrew. more
expressive
that way
I thought the H stood for Haploid.
could it stand for 'hung'? he was pretty hung.... but giving a kid a middle
name like that is just setting him up. like calling him geeves or alfred
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Great Church Sign |
02 Dec 2003 07:42:21 PM |
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On Mon, 01 Dec 2003 09:14:25 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com>, Message ID:
<RDDyb.34730$aT.32869@news-server.bigpond.net.au> wrote in alt.atheism;
"ArWeGod" <ArWeGod?@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:ApDyb.28504$mi4.14971@newssvr29.news.prodigy.com...
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:mjByb.34512$aT.27216@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:hudlsv4hf5eruv050dsi3daekilddodvs8@Pern.rk...
On 30 Nov 2003 05:37:22 GMT, jenny6833a@aol.comClothes (Jenny6833A)
posted in alt.atheism:
MY LAST NAME
IS NOT
"CHRIST"
-- JESUS
Something that would come as news to most Christians.
a lot of them don't realise it's a title and not a surname.
I like jesus naughtius maximus
Next they'll be saying His middle name's not H.
Altho, I've never understood how H can stand for "fucking"...?
I think it starts with an H in the original ancient hebrew. more expressive
that way
Jesus "Horny" Christ.
"Jesus loves the little children...
all the little children of the world....."
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Great Church Sign |
01 Dec 2003 08:09:53 PM |
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On Mon, 01 Dec 2003 06:36:02 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> posted in alt.atheism:
I like jesus naughtius maximus
You DO need a spanking.
--
"Damn. Looks like all of usenet agrees that you don't have the logical
faculties to prove the statement 'dogshit is not peanut butter' if we
gave you a jar of each and a box of crackers" - John Hattan to Tichy
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Great Church Sign |
01 Dec 2003 11:12:45 PM |
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"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:63tnsv4kk6c7sh11qu9dshp5ri7egnvo2p@Pern.rk...
On Mon, 01 Dec 2003 06:36:02 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> posted in alt.atheism:
I like jesus naughtius maximus
You DO need a spanking.
finally, someone believes me
--
"Damn. Looks like all of usenet agrees that you don't have the logical
faculties to prove the statement 'dogshit is not peanut butter' if we
gave you a jar of each and a box of crackers" - John Hattan to Tichy
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Great Church Sign |
02 Dec 2003 08:42:19 PM |
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On Tue, 02 Dec 2003 05:12:45 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> posted in alt.atheism:
"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:63tnsv4kk6c7sh11qu9dshp5ri7egnvo2p@Pern.rk...
On Mon, 01 Dec 2003 06:36:02 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> posted in alt.atheism:
I like jesus naughtius maximus
You DO need a spanking.
finally, someone believes me
I've believed you all along.
--
"If we really know Truth, we do not fear hearing falsehoods or half-truths; if we are not sure of the truth - we shudder and try to shout down every utterance." - A. J. Mims
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "Blast Femur" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Great Church Sign |
30 Nov 2003 12:11:16 PM |
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jenny6833a@aol.comClothes (Jenny6833A) wrote in
news:20031130003722.28485.00001180@mb-m11.aol.com:
MY LAST NAME
IS NOT
"DAMN IT"
- - GOD
MY LAST NAME
IS NOT
"CHRIST"
-- JESUS
Before emailing, remove Clothes
MY LAST NAME
IS NOT
*****
--HOLY GHOST
--
Blast Femur
______________
"We look at the ancient Greeks with their gods on a mountain top throwing
lightning bolts and say, 'Those ancient Greeks. They were so silly. So
primitive and naive. Not like our religions. We have burning bushes
talking to people and guys walking on water. We're ...sophisticated.'"
-Paul Provenza
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| User: "Phillip Brown" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Great Church Sign |
30 Nov 2003 06:15:59 PM |
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On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 18:11:16 +0000, Blast Femur wrote:
jenny6833a@aol.comClothes (Jenny6833A) wrote in
news:20031130003722.28485.00001180@mb-m11.aol.com:
MY LAST NAME
IS NOT
"DAMN IT"
- - GOD
MY LAST NAME
IS NOT
"CHRIST"
-- JESUS
Before emailing, remove Clothes
MY LAST NAME
IS NOT
*****
--HOLY GHOST
MY LAST NAME
IS NOT
BATMAN
--HOLY GHOST
--
phillip brown
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| User: "Blast Femur" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Great Church Sign |
30 Nov 2003 08:31:15 PM |
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"Phillip Brown" <phillipbrownau@netscape.net> wrote in
news:pan.2003.12.01.00.15.57.80856@netscape.net:
On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 18:11:16 +0000, Blast Femur wrote:
jenny6833a@aol.comClothes (Jenny6833A) wrote in
news:20031130003722.28485.00001180@mb-m11.aol.com:
MY LAST NAME
IS NOT
"DAMN IT"
- - GOD
MY LAST NAME
IS NOT
"CHRIST"
-- JESUS
Before emailing, remove Clothes
MY LAST NAME
IS NOT
*****
--HOLY GHOST
MY LAST NAME
IS NOT
BATMAN
--HOLY GHOST
I like yours better.
--
Blast Femur
______________
"We look at the ancient Greeks with their gods on a mountain top throwing
lightning bolts and say, 'Those ancient Greeks. They were so silly. So
primitive and naive. Not like our religions. We have burning bushes
talking to people and guys walking on water. We're ...sophisticated.'"
-Paul Provenza
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| User: "Nakas" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Great Church Sign |
29 Nov 2003 07:49:44 PM |
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I notice they took "pedophiles" off the list. I guess they have all they
need.
"Josef Balluch" <josef.balluch@sympatico.can> wrote in message
news:MPG.1a3310a2a2d4a3c898972d@news1.on.sympatico.ca...
The Pentecostal church near my place has come through with another
winner.
WANTED
REJECTS FAILURES
DYING OUTCASTS
Their standards for membership certainly leave something to be desired.
Regards,
Josef
The source of religious preoccupation is in the self, or rather the
rejection of the self. ... Man alone is a religious animal because, as
Montaigne points out, "it is a malady confined to man, and not seen in
any other creature, to hate and despise ourselves."
-- Eric Hoffer
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Great Church Sign |
02 Dec 2003 07:40:15 PM |
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On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 20:23:34 -0500, Josef Balluch
<josef.balluch@sympatico.can>, Message ID:
<MPG.1a3310a2a2d4a3c898972d@news1.on.sympatico.ca> wrote in alt.atheism;
The Pentecostal church near my place has come through with another
winner.
WANTED
REJECTS FAILURES
DYING OUTCASTS
Their standards for membership certainly leave something to be desired.
True. I certainly wouldn't be boasting about having a membership made
up of those folks.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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