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"Josef Balluch" |
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05 Jun 2006 08:29:09 AM |
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Today's Holy Fool |
A modern day Daniel climbed into the lion's pen at the Kiev zoo in order
to preach to the animals. The results were predictable.
http://www.mosnews.com/news/2006/06/05/lion.shtml
Regards,
Josef
We cannot learn without pain.
-- Aristotle
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| User: "Uncle Clover" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Holy Fool |
05 Jun 2006 09:07:50 AM |
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On Mon, 5 Jun 2006 09:29:09 -0400, Josef Balluch <josef.balluch@sympatico.can>
wrote:
A modern day Daniel climbed into the lion's pen at the Kiev zoo in order
to preach to the animals. The results were predictable.
http://www.mosnews.com/news/2006/06/05/lion.shtml
This one says it even better:
Zoo lion kills man who invokes God
By correspondents in Kiev
June 05, 2006
A MAN shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness
in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on
today.
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope
<<note>>------------^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official
said.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid
artery."
The incident, yesterday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the
first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal
island" protected by thick concrete blocks.
--
L8r,
Uncle Clover
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The true mark of a civilized society is when its
citizens know how to hate each other peacefully.
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"A disappearance is when someone has vanished.
A tragedy is when they were photogenic."
- a.t-c's Bo Raxo, paraphrased.
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"If you look at the whole life of the planet,
man has only been around for a few blinks of an
eye. So if the infection wipes us all out,
that _is_ a return to normality..."
- Sergeant Farrell, "28 Days Later"
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Holy Fool |
05 Jun 2006 12:08:27 PM |
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Uncle Clover <UncleClover@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:5ie8829bpu7bqs0tr9gfdma4eaq4v2kqao@4ax.com:
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by
a rope
<<note>>------------^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the
official said.
God's non-existence has been proven!
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
The laws that require me to NOT kill people I don't like REALLY bug
me, or there would be many less of YOUR kind.
-John Weatherly
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| User: "Uncle Clover" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Holy Fool |
05 Jun 2006 01:20:07 PM |
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On Mon, 05 Jun 2006 12:08:27 -0500, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote:
Uncle Clover <UncleClover@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:5ie8829bpu7bqs0tr9gfdma4eaq4v2kqao@4ax.com:
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by
a rope
<<note>>------------^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the
official said.
God's non-existence has been proven!
Nah, I'll bet it was just because of his "statement of doubt". That, "'if' he
exists" part - the man obviously didn't have enough faith, or "if" he exists
wouldn't have been a problem. I'll just bet that's it. I'm sure someone,
somewhere can prove me right, if they just try....
;-)
--
L8r,
Uncle Clover
************************************************
The true mark of a civilized society is when its
citizens know how to hate each other peacefully.
************************************************
"A disappearance is when someone has vanished.
A tragedy is when they were photogenic."
- a.t-c's Bo Raxo, paraphrased.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"If you look at the whole life of the planet,
man has only been around for a few blinks of an
eye. So if the infection wipes us all out,
that _is_ a return to normality..."
- Sergeant Farrell, "28 Days Later"
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Holy Fool |
05 Jun 2006 02:33:54 PM |
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On Mon, 05 Jun 2006 14:20:07 -0400, Uncle Clover
<UncleClover@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
On Mon, 05 Jun 2006 12:08:27 -0500, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote:
Uncle Clover <UncleClover@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:5ie8829bpu7bqs0tr9gfdma4eaq4v2kqao@4ax.com:
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by
a rope
<<note>>------------^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the
official said.
God's non-existence has been proven!
Nah, I'll bet it was just because of his "statement of doubt". That, "'if' he
exists" part - the man obviously didn't have enough faith, or "if" he exists
wouldn't have been a problem. I'll just bet that's it. I'm sure someone,
somewhere can prove me right, if they just try....
Either that or the lioness believed in a more powerful god. :-D
;-)
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Holy Fool |
06 Jun 2006 05:01:08 AM |
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On Mon, 05 Jun 2006 19:33:54 GMT, John Baker <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote:
On Mon, 05 Jun 2006 14:20:07 -0400, Uncle Clover
<UncleClover@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
On Mon, 05 Jun 2006 12:08:27 -0500, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote:
Uncle Clover <UncleClover@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:5ie8829bpu7bqs0tr9gfdma4eaq4v2kqao@4ax.com:
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by
a rope
<<note>>------------^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the
official said.
God's non-existence has been proven!
Nah, I'll bet it was just because of his "statement of doubt". That, "'if' he
exists" part - the man obviously didn't have enough faith, or "if" he exists
wouldn't have been a problem. I'll just bet that's it. I'm sure someone,
somewhere can prove me right, if they just try....
Either that or the lioness believed in a more powerful god. :-D
That might be the almighty Burger, the god of meat.
Lioness: Oh. look. How nice. Breakfast in bed. Room service really is
good here.
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| User: "Ben Kaufman" |
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| Title: Re: Today's Holy Fool |
06 Jun 2006 11:53:02 PM |
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On Mon, 05 Jun 2006 14:20:07 -0400, Uncle Clover <UncleClover@SpamMeNot.com>
wrote:
On Mon, 05 Jun 2006 12:08:27 -0500, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote:
Uncle Clover <UncleClover@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:5ie8829bpu7bqs0tr9gfdma4eaq4v2kqao@4ax.com:
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by
a rope
<<note>>------------^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the
official said.
God's non-existence has been proven!
Nah, I'll bet it was just because of his "statement of doubt". That, "'if' he
exists" part - the man obviously didn't have enough faith, or "if" he exists
wouldn't have been a problem. I'll just bet that's it. I'm sure someone,
somewhere can prove me right, if they just try....
;-)
Or the lioness had been praying all day for a man size meal.
Ben
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