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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Nomen Nescio"
Date: 29 Oct 2003 08:20:03 PM
Object: Toilet Breath
When females/males raise their arms to God he sends angles down from heaven
to comfort them, I'm not only Gods wife I'm also one of his angles. When
you speak to me do so in a manner fit only for the most high of all beings
as your soul won't be worth the salt and water it's made out of.
_______________
Brahma & Jasmin
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User: "Geoff Offermann"

Title: Re: Toilet Breath 29 Oct 2003 09:15:27 PM
"Nomen Nescio" <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in message
news:87a5b3f79466e42ffb1406e4a3558cc5@dizum.com...

When females/males raise their arms to God he sends angles down from

heaven

to comfort them, I'm not only Gods wife I'm also one of his angles. When
you speak to me do so in a manner fit only for the most high of all beings
as your soul won't be worth the salt and water it's made out of.

Filet of soul
2 gallons of water
1/2 lb salt
Preheat oven to 450 deg F. Combine ingredients and whisk vigorously. Allow
to heat in oven for about 3 hours. Remove from oven and throw on a cat and
see if it doesn't go to heaven.
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User: "Deborah Terreson"

Title: Re: Toilet Breath 01 Nov 2003 09:22:24 AM
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In article <87a5b3f79466e42ffb1406e4a3558cc5@dizum.com>, Nomen Nescio
<nobody@dizum.com> wrote:

When females/males raise their arms to God he sends angles down from heaven
to comfort them, I'm not only Gods wife I'm also one of his angles. When
you speak to me do so in a manner fit only for the most high of all beings
as your soul won't be worth the salt and water it's made out of.

What kind of angles does he send down? Are they compound angles, or right
angles?
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User: "Joey"

Title: Re: Toilet Breath 29 Oct 2003 08:34:17 PM
Nomen Nescio <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in
news:87a5b3f79466e42ffb1406e4a3558cc5@dizum.com:

When females/males raise their arms to God he sends angles down from
heaven to comfort them, I'm not only Gods wife I'm also one of his
angles. When you speak to me do so in a manner fit only for the most
high of all beings as your soul won't be worth the salt and water it's
made out of. _______________
Brahma & Jasmin


Would these be 60 degree angles, or the usual 45 degree variety?
Joey
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User: "Woden"

Title: Re: Toilet Breath 29 Oct 2003 08:47:17 PM
Joey <with@held.com> wrote in news:JM_nb.43951$275.101407@attbi_s53:

Nomen Nescio <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in
news:87a5b3f79466e42ffb1406e4a3558cc5@dizum.com:

When females/males raise their arms to God he sends angles down from
heaven to comfort them, I'm not only Gods wife I'm also one of his
angles. When you speak to me do so in a manner fit only for the most
high of all beings as your soul won't be worth the salt and water it's
made out of. _______________
Brahma & Jasmin



Would these be 60 degree angles, or the usual 45 degree variety?

Joey

In Nomen's case, the are obviously quite obtuse.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political institution for the control of
people's thoughts, lives, and actions; based on
ancient myths and superstitions perpetrated through
generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
.

User: "Bob"

Title: Re: Toilet Breath 29 Oct 2003 09:20:00 PM
Joey wrote:

Nomen Nescio <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in
news:87a5b3f79466e42ffb1406e4a3558cc5@dizum.com:


When females/males raise their arms to God he sends angles down from
heaven to comfort them, I'm not only Gods wife I'm also one of his
angles. When you speak to me do so in a manner fit only for the most
high of all beings as your soul won't be worth the salt and water it's
made out of. _______________
Brahma & Jasmin




Would these be 60 degree angles, or the usual 45 degree variety?

Joey

It must be wrong angles, because it can't be right angles. ;-)
Bob
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User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: Toilet Breath 31 Oct 2003 07:19:00 PM
On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 02:34:17 +0000, Joey wrote:

Nomen Nescio <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in
news:87a5b3f79466e42ffb1406e4a3558cc5@dizum.com:

When females/males raise their arms to God he sends angles down from
heaven to comfort them, I'm not only Gods wife I'm also one of his
angles. When you speak to me do so in a manner fit only for the most
high of all beings as your soul won't be worth the salt and water it's
made out of. _______________
Brahma & Jasmin



Would these be 60 degree angles, or the usual 45 degree variety?

Hopefully, they're acute...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
"The computer revolution is over. We lost."
.

User: "AngryJohn"

Title: Re: Toilet Breath 29 Oct 2003 10:02:26 PM
On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 02:34:17 GMT, Joey <with@held.com> wrote:

Nomen Nescio <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in
news:87a5b3f79466e42ffb1406e4a3558cc5@dizum.com:

When females/males raise their arms to God he sends angles down from
heaven to comfort them, I'm not only Gods wife I'm also one of his
angles. When you speak to me do so in a manner fit only for the most
high of all beings as your soul won't be worth the salt and water it's
made out of. _______________
Brahma & Jasmin



Would these be 60 degree angles, or the usual 45 degree variety?

Joey

Unless she meant the kinky variety of God then it would be a triangle.
aa#2106
Remove Belief to reply
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User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: Toilet Breath 30 Oct 2003 08:42:40 AM
On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 03:20:03 +0100, Nomen Nescio wrote:

I'm not only Gods wife I'm also one of his angles

I knew "god" was a con man...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
"The computer revolution is over. We lost."
.


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