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Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"Klowmhundur" |
| Date: |
26 Jan 2004 11:04:48 AM |
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Top 10 Reasons Why Spontaneous Abortions Occur* |
I posted this as part of a reply in the "Where are the babies" thread,
in response to Robyn (Wichypoo)'s "what about spontaneous abortions?"
rebuttal. I think this is entertaining enough for it's own posting.
Plant tongue firmly in cheek before reading.
Top 10 Reasons Why Spontaneous Abortions Occur*:
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10. It's god's will.
9. God loves you, and all life is precious to him.
8. Well, god works in mysterious ways, and we would have
to be god to understand them all, wouldn't we?
7. The soul of the deceased carried bad karma from
a past life.
(this only applies to "old" Christianity)
6. God needed another angel in heaven.
5. Satan did it.
4. God loved that special baby so much, he decided to
take it to heaven right away.
3. Your faith is being tested. Do not adjust your
reasoning.
2. Read the bible. All the answers you need are there.
And the Number One reason why spontaneous abortions occur:
1. They don't! Those damned atheist bastards are just
lying that they do.
(*A theist's perspective. May not make sense to others.)
-Klowmhundur
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