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"St. Jackanapes" |
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13 Jan 2007 06:51:52 AM |
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Top 10 Similarities Between Osama bin Laden and Jesus |
Check out the website - it has pictures!
http://*****-the-skull-of-jesus.mit.edu/osamajesus.html
10. Made a big impact some time ago, but hasn't seemed to have been
around lately
9. Obsessed with theology; always harping on about some big nasty guy
or country known nebulously as Satan
8. Instructs devotees via "visions"
7. Fomented unrest against oppressive, decadent, pizza-munching regime
6. Hid out in a cave when the occupation forces tried to kill him, but
his body mysteriously never turned up in the end
5. Given head start in life by powerful, influential father
4. Fanatical, unreasonable followers unwilling to accept his death, but
fully prepared to accept own deaths in his service
3. Allegedly could have prevented September 11 attacks but chose not to
2. Has horse *****
1. Droolingly thanked by George W. Bush daily
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Ordained Minister & Saint - Universal Life Church
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| User: "Thumper" |
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| Title: Re: Top 10 Similarities Between Osama bin Laden and Jesus |
13 Jan 2007 11:56:04 AM |
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"St. Jackanapes" <*****-JESUS@jackanapes.ws> wrote in message
news:k7a6a.j2u.19.4@news.alt.net...
Check out the website - it has pictures!
http://*****-the-skull-of-jesus.mit.edu/osamajesus.html
10. Made a big impact some time ago, but hasn't seemed to have been
around lately
9. Obsessed with theology; always harping on about some big nasty guy
or country known nebulously as Satan
8. Instructs devotees via "visions"
7. Fomented unrest against oppressive, decadent, pizza-munching regime
6. Hid out in a cave when the occupation forces tried to kill him, but
his body mysteriously never turned up in the end
5. Given head start in life by powerful, influential father
4. Fanatical, unreasonable followers unwilling to accept his death, but
fully prepared to accept own deaths in his service
3. Allegedly could have prevented September 11 attacks but chose not to
2. Has horse *****
1. Droolingly thanked by George W. Bush daily
Yeah, and don't forget, neither Jesus or Osama exist.
Thumper
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St. Jackanapes of Usenet
~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Saint - Universal Life Church
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A Horrid Website: http://www.jackanapes.ws
A Horrid Forum: http://www.voy.com/20630/
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| User: "Ronald More-More Moshki" |
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| Title: Re: Top 10 Similarities Between Osama bin Laden and Jesus |
13 Jan 2007 02:27:38 PM |
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Thumper wrote:
"St. Jackanapes" <*****-JESUS@jackanapes.ws> wrote in message
news:k7a6a.j2u.19.4@news.alt.net...
Check out the website - it has pictures!
http://*****-the-skull-of-jesus.mit.edu/osamajesus.html
10. Made a big impact some time ago, but hasn't seemed to have been
around lately
9. Obsessed with theology; always harping on about some big nasty guy
or country known nebulously as Satan
8. Instructs devotees via "visions"
7. Fomented unrest against oppressive, decadent, pizza-munching regime
6. Hid out in a cave when the occupation forces tried to kill him, but
his body mysteriously never turned up in the end
5. Given head start in life by powerful, influential father
4. Fanatical, unreasonable followers unwilling to accept his death, but
fully prepared to accept own deaths in his service
3. Allegedly could have prevented September 11 attacks but chose not to
2. Has horse *****
1. Droolingly thanked by George W. Bush daily
Yeah, and don't forget, neither Jesus or Osama exist.
Thumper
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St. Jackanapes of Usenet
~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Saint - Universal Life Church
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A Horrid Website: http://www.jackanapes.ws
A Horrid Forum: http://www.voy.com/20630/
14. They both wear dresses.
15. Carpentry was their first occupation.
16. Each bums room and board as he roams around,
boring everyone to death with endless drivel as payment.
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| User: "the14thdisciple" |
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| Title: Re: Top 10 Similarities Between Osama bin Laden and Jesus |
13 Jan 2007 07:00:57 AM |
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St. Jackanapes schreef:
Check out the website - it has pictures!
http://*****-the-skull-of-jesus.mit.edu/osamajesus.html
10. Made a big impact some time ago, but hasn't seemed to have been
around lately
9. Obsessed with theology; always harping on about some big nasty guy
or country known nebulously as Satan
8. Instructs devotees via "visions"
7. Fomented unrest against oppressive, decadent, pizza-munching regime
6. Hid out in a cave when the occupation forces tried to kill him, but
his body mysteriously never turned up in the end
5. Given head start in life by powerful, influential father
4. Fanatical, unreasonable followers unwilling to accept his death, but
fully prepared to accept own deaths in his service
3. Allegedly could have prevented September 11 attacks but chose not to
2. Has horse *****
1. Droolingly thanked by George W. Bush daily
--
St. Jackanapes of Usenet
~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Saint - Universal Life Church
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A Horrid Website: http://www.jackanapes.ws
A Horrid Forum: http://www.voy.com/20630/
.... incomplete List, St. Jack - you forgot to mention they boath
smelled like an Arab ...
loaf Form 14
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: Top 10 Similarities Between Osama bin Laden and Jesus |
13 Jan 2007 07:03:26 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the14thdisciple spewed out...
St. Jackanapes schreef:
Check out the website - it has pictures!
http://*****-the-skull-of-jesus.mit.edu/osamajesus.html
10. Made a big impact some time ago, but hasn't seemed to have been
around lately
9. Obsessed with theology; always harping on about some big nasty guy
or country known nebulously as Satan
8. Instructs devotees via "visions"
7. Fomented unrest against oppressive, decadent, pizza-munching regime
6. Hid out in a cave when the occupation forces tried to kill him, but
his body mysteriously never turned up in the end
5. Given head start in life by powerful, influential father
4. Fanatical, unreasonable followers unwilling to accept his death, but
fully prepared to accept own deaths in his service
3. Allegedly could have prevented September 11 attacks but chose not to
2. Has horse *****
1. Droolingly thanked by George W. Bush daily
--
St. Jackanapes of Usenet
~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Saint - Universal Life Church
------------------------------------------------------
A Horrid Website: http://www.jackanapes.ws
A Horrid Forum: http://www.voy.com/20630/
... incomplete List, St. Jack - you forgot to mention they boath
smelled like an Arab ...
loaf Form 14
<smacks forehead>
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St. Jackanapes of Usenet
~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Saint - Universal Life Church
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A Horrid Website: http://www.jackanapes.ws
A Horrid Forum: http://www.voy.com/20630/
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: Top 10 Similarities Between Osama bin Laden and Jesus |
13 Jan 2007 11:10:43 AM |
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St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the14thdisciple spewed out...
St. Jackanapes schreef:
Check out the website - it has pictures!
http://*****-the-skull-of-jesus.mit.edu/osamajesus.html
10. Made a big impact some time ago, but hasn't seemed to have been
around lately
9. Obsessed with theology; always harping on about some big nasty guy
or country known nebulously as Satan
8. Instructs devotees via "visions"
7. Fomented unrest against oppressive, decadent, pizza-munching regime
6. Hid out in a cave when the occupation forces tried to kill him, but
his body mysteriously never turned up in the end
5. Given head start in life by powerful, influential father
4. Fanatical, unreasonable followers unwilling to accept his death, but
fully prepared to accept own deaths in his service
3. Allegedly could have prevented September 11 attacks but chose not to
2. Has horse *****
1. Droolingly thanked by George W. Bush daily
--
St. Jackanapes of Usenet
~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Saint - Universal Life Church
------------------------------------------------------
A Horrid Website: http://www.jackanapes.ws
A Horrid Forum: http://www.voy.com/20630/
... incomplete List, St. Jack - you forgot to mention they boath
smelled like an Arab ...
loaf Form 14
<smacks forehead>
12. Both worked in contracting.
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| User: "WhewNotSaved" |
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| Title: Re: Top 10 Similarities Between Osama bin Laden and Jesus |
13 Jan 2007 12:44:13 PM |
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"Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1168708241.083605.303750@51g2000cwl.googlegroups.com...
St. Jackanapes wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the14thdisciple spewed out...
St. Jackanapes schreef:
Check out the website - it has pictures!
http://*****-the-skull-of-jesus.mit.edu/osamajesus.html
10. Made a big impact some time ago, but hasn't seemed to have been
around lately
9. Obsessed with theology; always harping on about some big nasty
guy
or country known nebulously as Satan
8. Instructs devotees via "visions"
7. Fomented unrest against oppressive, decadent, pizza-munching
regime
6. Hid out in a cave when the occupation forces tried to kill him,
but
his body mysteriously never turned up in the end
5. Given head start in life by powerful, influential father
4. Fanatical, unreasonable followers unwilling to accept his death,
but
fully prepared to accept own deaths in his service
3. Allegedly could have prevented September 11 attacks but chose not
to
2. Has horse *****
1. Droolingly thanked by George W. Bush daily
--
St. Jackanapes of Usenet
~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Saint - Universal Life Church
------------------------------------------------------
A Horrid Website: http://www.jackanapes.ws
A Horrid Forum: http://www.voy.com/20630/
... incomplete List, St. Jack - you forgot to mention they boath
smelled like an Arab ...
loaf Form 14
<smacks forehead>
12. Both worked in contracting....
venerial diseases (that was before stds LOL). They were seriously into
Syphillis
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